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Old men having sex with beautiful young girls - unless you are a millionaire, it never happens in real life, but it's very common in porn. This is a repository for the best of those vids, brought to you by the makes of those little blue miracle workers. Keep it on topic or you will be banned!

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21 Jul 2013 4:09AM
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Now to start out, I don't expect any miracles here. Just hoping.
The video I am looking for is several years old. If I had to guess I would say maybe 5 years old at this point. It was submitted to an amateur site for a contest they were doing. The content of the video is simple. Woman on all fours on a bed. Ass up in air and thats all you ever see of her. She is masturbating. Like I said, very simple video. The room she is in has wood paneling for the walls.
If anyone can find it, please let me know.

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I confess that I am a filthy perverted pig...
I go on Omegle Chat pretty much every night looking for younger girls that want to watch me do very nasty things. Usually its just me peeing in a glass and drinking it all up and then cumming in my hand and eating in front of the camera for them, but sometimes I get girls who want me to go farther...

...In fact, I just now got out of the shower and cleaned up the mess a girl just had me make an hour ago.
It started out with her watching me pee in a glass and drink it for her. Then she requested that I squirt ketchup in my asshole, which I gladly did. I enjoyed the ketchup enema quite a bit...Felt cold going in, but it was quite messy.
Next she had me push out all of the ketchup into a bowl...Of course some shit came out with it. She told me to lick some, so I stuck my finger into the mess and licked it for her. Taste wasn't really that much different but it did smell...well like shit and vinegar I suppose, haha.
I loved seeing the big smile she gave me as I licked my finger clean.

Next she asked if I had any long vegetables, and all I could find was Celery, so I broke off a couple of stalks and had them ready. First was to take one of the skinny ones, and put it up my ass as far as I could. I obeyed, and worked it all the way up my ass until only a tiny portion (just enough to be able to pinch the end to pull it out). There was a couple of spots where it seemed like I couldn't go in farther, but with a little repositioning and/or just relaxing, I was able to get it in all the way.
Next she told me to stick another one while the first one was still in. So I grabbed another one of the skinny stalks and worked its way in...I was only able to get about half of the second one in, but it pleased her enough.
After this she asked that I push it all out of my ass without using my hands. She I set up the camera to a different angle, bent over, and pushed it out for her. She said she loved the show.

The next part was the hardest for me to do, but I managed to will through it because it was what the young girl requested of me...And that was to eat one of the stalks. She was okay with me just eating about 2 inches long of a piece once I showed her how much of my shit was covering the celery (and let me tell you, there was a lot covering it)..My first scat eating experience by the way.

Next she asked to stick something in my pee-hole, and since I have no sounding rods, I grabbed a Q-tip and pulled off the cotton from one end.
I asked her If I could sit on the toilet and shit out the rest of my poop while I stuck the Q-tip inside of my, and she gave me permission, so I did.
I was able to get the Q-tip about halfway through, but couldn't anymore, so I asked if I could grab some petroleum jelly to coat it with, she agreed, so I did just that. It went down much easier this time, and took little effort to get past the point I couldn't before, and once it did it slide easy all of the way down to the other cotton ball side.
She then told me to try to force it out of me without using my hands, so I tried. I was able to push out about 1/4 of it, but nothing more. She said to try harder, but the other thing that happened was a dribble or two of pee came out. I told her it wasn't working, but it hurt a bit when I peed, so I asked her if she would like me to force myself to give a full piss session while it was inside of me, and of course she loved the idea of seeing me in pain like that, or I repositioned the camera to get a good view of me bent over the toilet with my cock straight over it pointing down. And with my right index finger I tried to hold the Q-tip in place inside of my urethra while I moaned a bit it both pleasure and pain from the burning sensation my urine had inside urethra. At one point, the Q-tip slipped out accidently, and went into the toilet bowl, and just grabbed it out of the water and stuck it back inside of me, and continued to pee again.

Sadly after this, she disconnected. I was so horny and ready for pretty much anything else she wanted to throw at me. But with her disconnected that was that, so then I just did the "normal" Omegle thing (opened up a porn on one half of my screen and kept omegle running with the camera aimed at my cock), and beat off while smacking my balls around while I connected with random stranger after stranger. The porn was a "Ball-busting" complication by the way.

My biggest wish is that she was recording my cam show, and posted it online for others to see. Id love to see it myself. Also, maybe by some miracle I will reconnect with her, either on Omegle again, or maybe even she is a member here and sees this very post. Who knows.

All of this ^^^ was 100% real, and I am still so horny, and probably going back on Omegle video as soon as I post this. Hopefully tomorrow night, I will be able to figure out a way to record my omegle video chats easily...with clear recording of both my cam, and the strangers cam.

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Ok folks, as many have already noticed, uploading has been re-enabled. Apologies for the delay, but our tech guys have done an amazing job getting everything back up and running considering what they had to deal with.

So as not to underplay what an amazing job they have done we just want you to understand how serious this was. We had scheduled this migration to take place in the very near future, where it would have been done in such a way as not to disrupt the site and our members too much. This meticulous plan was shot to shit when our servers died suddenly, and without warning.

We were up shit creek without a doubt, but our tech team pulled a full on miracle and managed to save us. They have been working tirelessly this past week to not only restore everything to its former state, but also implement some of the previously scheduled improvements in performance etc

There is still some work to do, but this should not impact our members in any significant way. Please leave some kind words for our tech guys, they don't often get the recognition they deserve for all the hard work they do here. Thanks for your patience and understanding through this time (most of you at least).

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26 Oct 2011 12:11PM
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Any tips on how to get a girl?

I have never had a girlfriend before and recently moved from England to the US. Despite being a bit of a nerd with absolutely no confidence in the dating department who spends most his time jerking off to porn I decided that my relocation to America would be the perfect opportunity to reinvent myself.

Thankfully I am very good at football (soccer) and so joined my HS soccer team which allowed me to make friends with all the jock types and in the past few weeks I have become a bit of a star player for the team. A group of girls always come along to soccer practice and watch. I think one of them is really hot and we have been talking a lot over facebook. Normally every night. She always drops hints like "I think the British accent is really hot" and "You seem to be popular with the girls", so I think I have at least some chance of getting with her.

My problem is, how do I play it? How do I ask her out? If I manage to get a date with her how long before I kiss her? If by some miracle we have sex, how do I make sure she wants more? Do I admit I am a virgin?

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(Leeds, UK). Gotta admit I'm a slave to depravity.

Though I'm like 35 now, pretty sure I've been a fucking sex obsessed since I can even remember. It's not even fun. Dom or not, being at the whim of women's sexuality means you're a slave to them, and I really am.

It fucking sucks. haha. Never satisfied, and worse still even keeping yourself in good shape, dressing well etc you can only date / fuck so many women - it's not easy, and at the same time all the hottest women are still in their 20's as you get older.

Then you gotta somehow try and find a nicely depraved woman to share that with, and / or live with being horny all the fucking time.

It's a goddamn miracle thath porn sites like this exists. Imagine how fucked up reality would be if you only had your hand and mental images.

Perverts of the world - check in :)

- currently orgasming in Leeds, UK
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Four days and still waiting for three images, all adult, to be approved is a bit long. I fail to understand how some take six hours and some like mine days. Is there a backlog? If so get rid of the one to three days notice. Approving pictures should take less time then videos which is around seventeen hours sometimes ten but to me that's a miracle.Thank you ahead of time for your response. Anyone else having these issues?

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My mother is terminally ill. She's the only reason I didn't kill myself years ago, I couldn't put her through the suffering. She has a year or two left, tops, unless a miracle happens.

I like to think I'm a fairly intelligent individual, well liked to some extent. But I'm a loner, I don't identify with other people on a personal level. No significant other, only a handful of close friends.

I've resigned myself to the fact that she will die, soon, but there's still some hope I suppose.

In the event that she does die, I've decided that I'll eat a bottle of Klonopin and call it a night.

Not a cry for help, because like I said the event could be a couple of years down the road.

I like the outdoors, I enjoy camping. I picture the scenario something like this - I'd take my truck into the woods on some old logging road somewhere, set up camp - a tent, maybe, who knows. Write a note, have a small campfire (obviously not if there's a forest fire risk), spend the day there, and at nightfall eat the pills.

My apologies to all the sick pervs with cock in hand expecting something hawt. Just felt like getting that off my chest.

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he has always been a horny dirty bitch
Michael & SandyJune 05, 2021
....and has cheated on me and her husband very often, but one day everything blew up and I turned the tables, because I liked it when she came home in the evening and I found either in her vagina or Traces of foreign sperm on the clothes too. Over time it made me hotter and hotter…. It was supposed to be a relatively long plan, initially she always wanted to go to the swingers club or we wanted to make someone clear in the thermal bath, now I already fulfilled her wish with the swingers club, but every time we were close to it, she backed off So it was a couple of weeks before I had my sweetheart so far ... but before that I made a plan with one of my best work colleagues.

He should come to us in the evening for a cozy drink.

We sat together and drank a few cocktails when I noticed that Sandy was already tipsy, I made the suggestion to play spin the bottle. At first she reacted a bit strange and said I can sit down here stark naked, but I noticed that it was fun. She was already hot for Jürgen and voluntarily took off her top because she was not wearing a bra, she was already sitting on the couch with us, only wearing shorts. I knew she almost never wears underwear, never at home !!


At the beginning we played the game with normal tasks such as getting up and jumping on one leg later, but should the tasks become more erotic like now, with undressing. Whoever the bottle pointed to, had to take off an item of clothing Sandy was no longer embarrassed at all.She sat there stark naked within a very short time and since she was wearing no panties when it came to her pants, she took them off as if nothing was and checked my work colleague Jürgen with a look that meant something like “It’s about to start, you horny stallion. He returned her looks with a wink and I could tell that she liked him. Jürgen had a huge tail I noticed that once during company sports and then in the shower, and I immediately thought that my wife should feel this tail one day. The next task was a bit tricky Jürgen was a series and I gave him the task of touching and kissing Sandy's chest. Sandy had huge breasts double-D. After she is only 29, these are very firm and plump. I had already tied it off several times, but today the breasts were exposed and bobbed on her ribs so Jürgen went over to hers.


Sandy had huge breasts double-D


He took her horny tits with his huge hands as a matter of course and with his a bit rough Macho kind, he grabbed both tits, pressed them together and kissed and licked her nipple ... Sandy gave a short moan. I hoped that she was excited, but she didn't look at me, it was obviously a bit embarrassing in front of me, but my plan wasn't over yet. The next task should be done by Sandy, I told her she had to stroke Jürgen's penis and then we all laughed, then she got up and went to Jürgen, kneeling in front of him, as he was sitting on the chair, took his cock as a matter of course Hand stroked briefly afterwards she kissed his glans because the penis already rules something and my colleague Jürgen was horny, he held her head so that she had no chance to come back. She had no choice but to open her mouth to get air and he pushed his thick glans with his approximately 9,44 inch long and 2,75 diameter cock into her mouth.


He pressed his 9,44 inch long and 2,75 diameter cock into her mouth.


She winced briefly, sucked and licked him but then willingly and he pushed the huge monster up to the stop in her mouth cunt, deep into her throat and then got up again and went to his I knew that now she was a horny one Babe and she usually can't see a stiff cock without licking or at least touching it.

Now it would have to be done quickly so that the situation would not go back again. The next task was Jürgen should stick a finger into a hole he had chosen, no he didn't choose her cunt, he chose her ass so he stuck his index finger really tight and deep into her asshole, I already mentioned that he had a somewhat rough nature .

A short groan loudly from a sharp scream and the finger was completely gone in her now I had to take advantage of the moment and mentioned that I was going to the gas station to get supplies, I got up went out of the room and put my jacket on read, the front door closed a little louder, so that they must have heard that I was going outside. I took about 20 minutes then I went back into the house, closed the door completely

quietly and heard my wife moaning, she didn't notice that I was back. I crept to the living room door it opened a crack Jürgen saw me made a thumbs up and he winked at me ... they were already in the middle of sex later told me that he said to her that he thinks she is good and she pushed him too his foreskin back and licked and sucked his already fully erect penis he said to her after he injected a first thick load into her mouth and she swallowed everything nice and willingly that he wanted to take her now "I want to make you my whore “He said and she was Willich about to fulfill his wish.


Sandy spread her legs
Now about I came to it she was kneeling with one leg on the couch Jürgen had one leg behind her and the other on the knee and fucked her really hard without a condom in the doggy position in her horny cunt. Since she didn't notice me, I just pushed my underpants to the side, got my little cock out of prison and jerked myself off. It excited me so much that I could not hold back ... my horny Ehehure was fucking in my living room with my work colleague when I hosed down for the first time, I continued to jerk my cock and it got a little hard again I knew I can not with his fickprick keep up and my wife felt it too and so she gave herself completely to him. The next round should take place lying on his back he turned her around now she saw me and also that I had my erect penis in hand and cum ... she just grinned and showed me with her fingers that he is much smaller, I nodded To her now he spread her legs as far as possible, grabbed his penis and pressed his thick glans from the front into her wet pussy so the scenario lasted until the early hours of the morning I had now ejaculated three times and Jürgen had my wife countless times Brought orgasm I can't remember what time it was it was definitely so early that it was dawn. So Jürgen, said goodbye to my wife with a real French kiss and she said favorably to him ... thank you very much my stallion and Jürgen replied I'll be back you horny bitch with your wet cunt I still have a lot to do.

I say goodbye to him at the door, thank you and he disappeared. Now we were both alone again but relatively tired talked briefly about their hot orgasms and then both fell asleep satisfied.

That was the first time that I let her fuck her through a ruse….


Flashing bevor blue miracle
Now it was time today she should experience her blue miracle and it came as it should come she was back at the lake to show her pussy to everyone she flashed (short flashes) when men came. There in front behind the tree 4 strong boys were waiting, one with a bigger penis like the other, they grabbed her and before she could scream or run away she was in the poets' bushes that they had prepared beforehand. Now one after the other fell upon them.

At first she was a bit scared and you could tell that the fear quickly turned into lust,

Now that she was fucked the second cock by the guys, the first one shoved his big prick into her mouth again, lick your cunt juice you whore ...


after the scene on Ruhrsee


She sucked on it vigorously and with a scream he squirted a whole load in her mouth. she was only swallowing !!!

... well you like that you little bastard asked the strong man meanwhile the 3rd in her cunt, her pussy was already red swollen and she literally enjoyed it, she didn't even notice that I was still here and just watched as 8 others now notice got this fucked ...

I jerked my penis and hosed about 3 times an hour when the 4 was finally inside her, that was the one with the largest penis ...

he took her really hard and when he let his juice shoot into her vagina, she fell over, on the blanket I don't know if she fell asleep but I saw the four tough guys' sperm run out of her, that was a reason for me to lick her vagina now when I was done she pushed me away and said ...

from now on you are my cuck

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ATTENTION MOTHERLESS! I HAVE A SEVERE AND LEGITIMATE PROBLEM! IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE PERVERTED OR UNHELPFUL. PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS THREAD!!!

I am going to post this in four different locations on the board because I'm not really sure where to put it and I really want people to notice this so my friend can get the help she needs.

I met someone online about a year ago now who lives on the other side of the country. We've been getting alone really well, I thought I was actually starting to love her. A month ago, however, she began only responding to texts 75% of the time, being online in about three 15 minute intervals a day and ignoring her phonecalls outright.

Naturally concerned, I started bugging her for answers, trying to figure out what the hell was happening...and it turns out that the reason she was online so little was because she has essentially become her father's slave. Now, he's always been abusive from what I've been told, molested her a couple times as a kid, etc. but for the most part, he'd been leaving her alone. It's only recently that he's "claimed" her as his property, going so far as to force to get a tattoo branding her as his.

I just want to get her out of the house but I'm not sure what I can do. Like I said, she's on the other side of the country (She's Washington, I'm New Hampshire), she'll basically be beaten to death if she goes to anybody for help (it's a miracle she was able to get away with telling me...it's only because she's so protective of her phone) and before anyone suggests otherwise, yes, she is absolutely miserable with the situation ( She has described it to me as "A Living Hell, only worse"...) and no, this isn't fake because she sent me a picture showing me her new tattoo via phone.

If anyone at all can tell me what I can do to help or how I can convince her to be brave enough to run away, I'd be eternally grateful to you all. Please...her life and my sanity depend on it.

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I like to whip it out when I'm driving. Get hard and started, before parking it somewhere where I may be subject to a nice "view", and start jerking it.
I like to take my time, and go through multiple waves of precum before lighting a cigarette and finishing the job while smoking.

I wish when I was parked, an innocent bystander would spot me, react, and then by some miracle, inquire about what she could do for me.
Whether I want her to finish it, or to model herself for me outside my car. Maybe have her bend over for me, give me a little twerk. Play with her bust, so I can see that hot jiggle from her breasts.

That would be amazing.

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I love using random objects on women. It's just so much fun. Finger them, eat them, get them super wet then finish them with their hairbrush or toothbrush or a flashlight or a sharpie marker etc. Im all about the randomness. Like you're really really close, awesome suck me off while I finish you with a highlighter! Talk about feeling like a whore, they taste your cum and when they look down it's their hairbrush sticking out, not even their toy...  You know they're tossing it. No way they can handle it the next day! Oh your ex was really into cigars, I can do that. Ever shove 5 highlighters in a whore, slip paper under her, an tell her to make art while you skull fuck her? She was a 20 year old art major... framed it... gave it to her parents for Christmas. Even had a couple stains on it because she gagged!

The other thing I love is putting it in their ass. Probably 15 years ago I discovered awesome plugs, every girlfriend gets one around month 3. Inserted every date. Inserted every session. I always tease publicly just so they know I'm serious. The old wireless eggs sucked but the Lush 3 is worth every penny. Set it to your phone, get them going hard while sucking. Then pull it, finish with a random in. There's times I've used the fat sharpie in the truck just to leave something in their snatch while they swallow a load. First time they don't want a load in public I'm cool. That night they're teased relentlessly, multiple O's, multiple songs, just rolling O's and lots of lube. Until I'm bored an then I pull the plug and ass fuck them. Odd how many women prefer swallowing a load with a butt plug in vs actually taking it up the ass. After that they're pretty broken. You want head on the beach, they'll unzip you. You bored watching movie previews, their mouth is your entertainment...

Best part, consistent unbroken string of women over a 20 year period... my wife has no clue. Co-workers, friends, sports rivals, hell the 20 year old was a Karen's daughter my wife hated. We go to Church an my wife thinks my phone is buzzing because of work texts.... nope... 14 Bluetooth connections and one of them gonna see God, maybe it's hers, maybe not. Lush needs a group toy session so you can set off all 14. Pastor gonna think it's a damn miracle!

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Is it just me, or shouldn't every woman be achieving an orgasm these days with most guys?
I am just going to go out and say it, I am not a miracle worker, I am nothing special and if I can manage it with someone who said "I am pretty sure I cannot cum, I think some women cant" then anyone can. I genuinely think every guy wants to please his girl, and all it took was for me was a bit of research (first girlfriend so I had no idea what I was doing) then gently persuading her to try a few different things before something popped.
Personally I love it when a woman orgasms, I think it is amazing, and (I know this is a rather unhealthy habit for me at this age, a child is not on my agenda) cumming inside her without protection.
So basically women having an orgasm is amazing, I would LOVE a woman that can squirt, that would just be tops, but in the end just having her enjoy your penis is a pretty rewarding experience in itself I would say

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