I confess that I think all the people protesting Zimmerman's NG are the same people who were dancing in the streets when O.J. got his after killing Nicole and Ron.

"THE MAN PUNTED BAXTER!" ~ Ron Burgundy (Picture Unrelated)

is it just me or does anybody else NOT want to look at RON JEREMY'S face in an ad when i watch porn? its time to put him to sleep!

I confess I hussled gay guys for money as a teen. It all started as a joke down at the beach, my friend and I were showering after some early morning surfing and we caught some guy peeking at us. I said as a joke for $5 bucks you can join us laughing and have a better look and he came straight into the showers calling my bluff with a 5er in his hand. Ron and I continued to shower and the guy stood just inside the shower watch us and jacking off. I was at first taken back and was kind of frozen in place but Ron just carried on like normal and was even soaping up his cock and slowly washing/jacking off teasing the guy a little with his movements. I relaxed some and was amased as my cock grew watching Ron's show with his cock swelling and that other guy watching Ron. It was somehow so wierd yet you could smell the lust in the air. Ron at some point got closer to the guy and gave him a closer view of his cock and offered it for him for $10. A long story short we both made our first $10 letting that guy suck us both that day and it began a 2 and a 1/2 year sexual journey that started in a bathroom and lead us to some of the fines pads in Hollywood. We learned quick that for the real money a lot more was expected from us but the rewards seemed to overwhem us and we crossed lines that we hadn't seen when we started. We taught each other a bit but Ron was more a top and I leaned towards bottom so we were more like lovers but we told ourselves it was about learning because we were not gay :-).

Looking for a Ron Jeremy vid, where hes talking to a married porn cpl, and then he fucks the girl and says how good her ass was, in front of the husband who are both like 18/20?

A U.S. pastor has been indicted by a federal grand jury on charges of travelling to Haiti to have sex with children.

Larry Michael Bollinger, from Gaston, North Carolina, �did knowingly travel� from the United States to Haiti, and engage in illicit sexual conduct� with two minors, according to a bill of indictment filed in the U.S. District Court for the Western District of North Carolina on Tuesday.

Records show Bollinger was booked into the Mecklenburg County jail late Wednesday evening.

The alleged sexual acts occurred in 2009, between August 1 and November 18, according to the Charlotte Observer.

Behind bars: Gastonia pastor is in jail after being indicted on charges of having sex with two minors in Haiti.

Bollinger, a Lutheran pastor for 33 years, had been working as a coordinator with The Lazarus Project, a mostly Lutheran ministry that runs a vocational school and medical clinic in the Caribbean country.

Current coordinator of the Project, Rev. Ron Qualley, told the Charlotte Observer that Bolliger �was immediately removed from that position� when the sexual accusations first came to light in 2009.

�This is not anything we condone,� he said.

But Rev. Qualley insisted Bollinger �did very good work� during his time with the Project, which has been operating in Haiti for 16 years.

He said that while the accusations had come as a shock, the ministry had not been impacted and continued to do its work.

�The people of Haiti depend on our good work,� he said. �We�re trying to do the best we can.�

Bollinger and his wife had done volunteer work with the House of Mercy, a residential care facility in Belmont for individuals in the advanced stages of AIDS, according to the Charlotte Observer.

He is also believed to have been the pastor at Christ Lutheran Church in Stanley in the past.

So please give more money so we can continue to molest the children on Haiti, we will also be helping people with aids too.

Jill was 42 then and stunningly attractive. She's 5'6" and weighs about 120 lbs. She's the mother of two grown children and seems to have retained, if not improved the figure of her youth. I've always considered her best feature to be her beautiful legs but she also sports a magnificent pair of 38 D's with large areolas and large succulent nipples. She has always been proud of her figure and has made a habit of tastefully showing it off. The sight of her long tan legs in a short skirt topped by those bountiful bouncing boobs is nothing less that salacious. She still turns heads wherever she goes. Men hit on her all the time and she is always flattered and gracious, even in response to the crudest approach.

On the big day, a Saturday, she went to the grocery store right after lunch to pick up a few things for the weekend. Her husband was out of town on business but she expected him home Sunday evening. She was wearing a short pleated skirt that fell about six inches above the knee, garter and hose, high black heels, and a tight stretch top without a bra. I should stress here that despite my description of her appearance she has the class and beauty to dress this way and still not look the slightest bit slutty. I can assure you that she was arousing plenty of attention, but most of her admirers took nothing more than a discreet look. One was a little bolder. Jill realized that a young Hispanic man was discretely following her around the store and she decided to have a little fun with him. When she caught him looking out of the corner of her eye she'd make a point of bending over a display case, and once, when he was behind her, she dropped something on the floor and bent over from the waist granting him, no doubt, a pretty good view of her stocking tops and garter.

He kept his distance in the store but caught up to her in the parking lot. She was not frightened because guys have hit on her frequently throughout her marriage and all of them had accepted her polite rejections. The young man introduced himself as Rudy and complimented her effusively on her appearance. Jill was flattered as usual, and as usual polite. He helped her with her groceries and asked her if she would go out with him and she responded that she might have taken him up on his offer if she wasn't happily married, but her husband frowned on her dating other men. He couldn't be brushed off so easily though, and assured her that her husband need not know. She again politely declined his offer and he seemed to accept his defeat graciously.

Jill had no idea that Rudy had followed her home from the parking lot until he walked into her garage while she was unloading groceries. He had parked his car around the block out of sight. Startled, she calmly asked him what he was doing there and told him he had to leave. She didn't get scared until he pushed the button to close the garage door and pulled out a knife.

We live in a perilous world, a dangerous environment. Watch television news or read your daily newspaper and you are subjected to a daily diet of robberies, rapes, riots, murders, fires, earthquakes, floods and famines.

Do you find yourself becoming disturbed by what is happening around you? Do you feel helpless, unable to control these events? Do you even sometimes feel afraid?

L. Ron Hubbard dissected this phenomenon of the dangerous environment, providing methods that will not only help you overcome your fears, but allow you to help others. Applied on a broad scale, this information brings about an enormous calming influence and enables people to lead happier lives. Used on an individual scale—by you—it will enhance the lives of your family, friends and associates.

Scientology is a twenty-first-century religion. It comprises a vast body of knowledge extending from certain fundamental truths, and prime among those truths: Man is a spiritual being endowed with abilities well beyond those which he normally envisions. He is not only able to solve his own problems, accomplish his goals and gain lasting happiness, but he can achieve new states of awareness he may never have dreamed possible.

In one form or another, all great religions have held the hope of spiritual freedom—a condition free of material limitations and misery. The question has always been, however, how does one reach such a state, particularly while still living amidst a frantic and often overwhelming society?

Although modern life seems to pose an infinitely complex array of problems, Scientology maintains that the solutions to those problems are basically simple and within every man's reach. Difficulties with communication and interpersonal relationships, nagging insecurities, self-doubt and despair—each man innately possesses the potential to be free of these and many other concerns.

Scientology offers a pathway to greater freedom.

Ron Paul 2012?

I'm in a continuing state of hopelessness for my future of myself, of America, and of the world.

We keep going down the drain, we just do not get it don't we? We're getting closer to world government, less freedom, and total market collapse. Makes me doubt there's a god, if there was, he would have saved us from this rut.

I'm just so sad for the state of my species, I have to include myself too. I'm so tempted to just kill myself to not see this bleak future I already see in my head. Ron Paul is our only hope probably, but I can see him getting assassinated once he becomes p********...

I just wish things were different.

(I should probably get laid)

any of you ladies ever done the cum ron on omegle?

Fuck Ron Jeremy. He's such a boner killer.