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two requests:

1. a Video of a webcam teen dancing naked in the bedroom, scene girl with bleach blond hair, hairy pussy. She's dancing to a rap song which says "look at that" a lot, ~3 minutes. It was on Mless for a time as "webcam teen"

2. ollld (2008?) video of a close up of a pair of perfect tits in a striped bikini. Tits come out, girl shakes, video ends ~10 seconds.

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Does anyone know the name of this video. It was a teen girl masterbating on a green towel, with gray leggings on and bleach blonde hair. She seemed to be on a webcam as well. If you know anything please let me know. Thanks!

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When I was 19 years old and in college in Florida, I got really heavy into drugs. Mainly party drugs like coke and ecstasy, and of course plenty of weed, but on occasion other drugs as well. I was out of control and living one big party life on my parent's dime while they struggled mightily to pay for me to have the opportunity they never had and go to college. Looking back I feel like a total asshole about it now as they wanted nothing more than for me to be successful and not have to struggle...sorry, I digressed.

Anyway, since I had no money and wanted to keep up my partying lifestyle and since I was always very athletic, in shape and considered "good-looking", through one of the people I met in the party scene I ended up doing some modeling to make some extra money. Pretty low rent stuff, nothing glamorous, but a couple hundred bucks a week.

This quickly evolved into the opportunity to do some "videos". It started with just masturbation videos of me lying in bed, or on a couch or in the shower jerking off. I figured I was going to do it anyway so why not get paid for it and I was getting paid $100-200 per day that I did a shoot. I could sometimes do 3 or 4 scenes in a day. The guy running the operation said he was impressed by my "re-load" ability and also that I had just the right cock for it...I'm about 8 inches, decently thick and my dick looks perfectly formed from shaft to head and can blow pretty big loads even after only a little break in between. I knew that these were primarily for gay guys to watch but I didn't care. If someone gets off from seeing me, so fucking what. I did these for a while and then he asked one day if I'd want to do some full sex movies and photo shoots and showed me some of his portfolio and all things considered the chicks looked pretty hot and we were now talking more like $300-500 per day so I jumped right at the chance.

It was a crazy scene and pretty much everything you wanted was at your fingertips. Women and drugs galore. Parties every night after shooting. We were all in the 18-22 age bracket so it was just a no responsibility show. But as quickly as I made money it went back out the door on drugs and partying. Then one night when we were partying at the main house this director used for shooting videos, him and a couple of the other "big wigs" in their operation asked me if I would be willing to do some more hardcore shit. At first I was thinking they meant bondage, s&m type stuff, but they quickly made it clear they were talking gay action. I immediately said not a chance, I was straight and no way I could do it. They pushed the matter (and a coffee table with a big pile of blow on it) and said that all the actors in their gay shoots are straight guys because that is the look they wanted in their videos, strong masculine men, not femboys. The guys just do "gay for pay" and they also said I could make up to a $1000 per shoot depending on the circumstances. At that point my eyes lit up and I think they knew they had me. I asked them more questions and they said I could be strictly a top and receive blow jobs, that I didn't have to get fucked or suck or kiss anyone if I didn't want to. I could also do bi scenes where a female actress or two would be involved. I said, what the fuck, let's give it a try.

The next week they had scheduled me in for my first scene. I was shaking like a leaf prior to which was totally not like me. In the other stuff I had already done I was totally calm and had no issues getting naked, getting hard and fucking in front of other people. It was a one on one scene with me and another guy. I was going to be swimming naked in the pool and then get out and immediately go to the lounge chair next to the pool when the "pool guy" was going to show up to service the pool and eventually me who was masturbating while watching him clean the pool. I actually was having a difficult time getting hard which was totally not the norm for me, but he came over and began blowing me for a while and soon enough I did get fully hard. I had sunglasses on and just kept my eyes closed and picturing hot women. I put on a condom and ended up fucking him in a few different positions and then to my surprise he end up blowing his load on my chest as he was riding me, then slid off my cock, dropped back down and sucked me to completion taking my load all over his face.

I said afterward that it wasn't that bad, but I didn't think I wanted to do it again...until I got my next offer and more cash. It went on like this for a while and me just doing the fucking and getting sucked. I still was primarily doing straight shoots though. Then the director came to me with a proposal for a scene. It would be me and this girl I had done some straight scenes with and we would be a "married" couple and then another guy who was coming to our house to do some repairs. But he wanted it to be a scene where me and her completely serviced this guy. We all were going to suck and fuck each other, no holds barred type stuff. I was extremely hesitant but he offered up my biggest payday yet and it was a good chunk of money for 4-5 hours of total "work". I was so far gone into the scene at that time that I agreed and said let's do this.

The day came and again I was nervous. I did all my usual prep on my "manscaping" and where I normally do everything I can to keep myself fresh down below, this time I added the step of the diet one of the other male actors recommended and his full enema routine to completely clean me out. The worst thing on a porn set when anal is involved is having a shit accident. It came time for the scene and we were in the bedroom on a king size bed where I was fucking the girl for a while then the "repair" man came in, he joined in with me "thinking" he was just going to play jointly with my wife but then he starts licking my balls and ass and pulling out my cock from the wife's pussy and sucking on it. We go through some more motions and she is sucking him then she tells me she wants to see me suck him and this is it, the moment I took a cock in my mouth. I did what I had to do and then after he fucks her it was my turn to take his cock. I was laying on my back as she sat on my face and then he started fucking my ass. Hurt like hell but I had to put up a good front. He even made a comment that got into the video about how tight my ass was. Anyway, we finished the scene after everyone had been fucked and sucked and I went out that night with some of the other people from set and we got destroyed on drugs and booze. I was fucked up beyond belief and when I got home that night I said that was it, I was done. Absolutely no more of all of it. The drugs the porn, nothing. The next day I called up the director and said to pull me from the stuff he had me scheduled for the next week. He tried to convince me and told me what a fucking amazing job I had done the day before, but I told him I had to get out. I couldn't handle the life and really was regretting all of it. I pulled the plug that day and never looked back.

So, somehow through all of this I didn't flunk out of school. I ended up completing my degree and living out a pretty mundane, boring college life and working a bullshit part-time job in one of the offices on campus answering phones and shit. Really nobody in my "normal" life had any clue about what I had done. My parents were none the wiser about anything I did partying or whatever and were proud as could be the day they saw me get my degree. I started a job with a top consulting firm and in the decade plus since, have worked hard and progressed so much in my career that I look at the "crazy" money I was making from porn and laugh at how little it is compared to now. I am engaged to a very attractive and smart girl who is an attorney and makes plenty of money herself, but also has no clue about my prior life.

I guess my biggest fear is that one day I am going to come on here and see one of my videos front and center. I know they are out there in various places on the web, but they obviously weren't under my real name and the look I had back then was very different than it is now where I am clean cut hair, have a beard, and even back then in a bunch of the scenes I had bleached blonde hair for a while and a deep Floridian tan. I guess my real name and SSN is on file with the porn company somewhere so that could somehow get out, but generally speaking I got away free and clear without any repercussions. Crazy the journey our lives take.

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should i get my asshole bleached? all input valued good or bad. thank you! (found your site in my boyfriends history)

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So guys how would you use this bleach blonde hair cumdump, if at all???

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I need help finding a video! It was a bleach blonde teen who was masterbating on webcam. She seemed to be sitting on a green blanket or towel. She had on a blue shirt and gray leggings or jeans. Thank you!

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I knew this would be a good weekend.
Hubby was working. And he was working nights. It doesnt happen often, and when he does work nights, its generally during the week. But this time he would be gone Saturday night from 7pm to 7 am.

This was perfect. As some of you who follow me on motherless or elsewhere know, I have picked up a new lover. I call him My Cowboy. He does the full thing. Boots, hat, tight jeans. Fuck hes hot. So I have started fucking him. Hes good. Real good. Nice thick cock, trims his balls, keeps himself clean. Almost perfect. So far we have only had a limited time to mess around. A few stolen hours here and there. But saturday would make this different. We could have hours together.

And his roommate was nice. Id fucked them both previously, and this would be a good time. And to be honest, it was. They fucked my brains out. But this story isnt about fucking them. As much fun as it was, it is probably pretty tame for you guys, and I wouldnt want to bore you.

This is about what happened on the way home.

It's 3am. I have spent the last 4 hours at My Cowboys apartment getting periodically fucked by my Cowboy and his roommate. My jaw hurts. My pussy is sore. I can still taste cum, and I can feel it inside me. Its chilly, and Im not dressed for it. I have my yoga pants on, no panties. I have a long sleeved shirt on, and a vest. Im a little drunk, and I need to stop on the way home for gas.

I was standing outside while the pump finished arms wrapped around me for warmth when he pulled up to the front of the store. Blue Tesla. I dont know the model, but it was clean. I was admiring it, and the door opens and this amazing man gets out. He's clearly coming from the club. Weed smoke rolls out. The music is thumping, and he is dressed to go out. Maroon fleece jacket, white shirt that looked like it was painted on, and black jeans. He had a beard and his hair tips was bleached. Beautiful and black. He walks into the store. Blindly, I left the pump and walked towards the store. He was in the back getting an energy drink. I quickly moved up next to him and began to look, half at him, and half at the drinks. He looked over at me.

I froze.

"What's up, ma?" he asked.

"N-nothing."

He smiled. "You had a good night?"

"Yeah. You?"

He replied in some detail about where he had gone and the money he had spent. To be honest, I wasnt listening. It was looking. The swagger and the way he moved. I was mesmerized.

He opened his drink and took a long drink. He pointed at my hand. "Married?"

"Kinda." I said and regretted it. "Yeah, I am." I corrected. "He's working." I added.

He smiled as he took another drink. "I got you. You headed home to him?"

It was my turn to smile. "Unless I find something to do, yeah."

He nodded. "Come see." he said. And he turned and walked along the coolers towards the drink machine. I followed. He turned into the hall where the bathrooms were. My stomach immediately began to flutter. This was my addiction. That feeling of excitement that flowed out from my chest. Knowing what was likely ahead. A new experience. A new fuck. A new first time. He set the drink on the counter next to the fountain machine. I briefly thought about what the clerk was thinking, and I felt my face flush. I dare not look towards the counter.

I rounded the corner and he had the door open. He was smiling. I walked in and he closed the door behind us. It was clean I guess, for a bathroom. I turned towards him. He took his jacket off and tossed it on the sink. Without a word, I dropped to my knees. He walked up, and I reached up and began to undo his belt and pants.
"I knew you was down as soon as I peeped you out." he said.

I pulled his cock out, massive and brown. Shaven clean, I could see a bit of white where he had put powder near his legs. He was thick. I bit my lip and rubbed his cock. "You like that?"

"Yes." I managed to get out. I opened my mouth and took the head in. It was salty and tasted a little rough. He had been out all night so I wasn't shocked. Slowly, I began to work him. He put his hands on my head. I became aware of the wetness on my knees. The idea that I might be kneeling in piss only turned me on. I continued to work on his cock. Letting my spit build up and flow over his cock.
"Damn, ma." He said, moaning as he did so. Encouraged I pulled him out and went to work on his balls. He was hard now, and there was no way I could deep throat him unless he forced it.

I pulled away. "Do you want to fuck?" I asked.

"Fuck yes."

I stood and pulled my yoga pants down. I bent over the sink and buried my head in his jacket, I inhaled his sent. His cologne and natural smell. Weed and alcohol. I felt his cock. I reached back and moved the head to my asshole.

"Oh yeah?" he asked.

"Yeah."

He began to push in and I began to push out. With a lunge, he was in. The searing pain brought wetness to my pussy. I kept thinking about what a whore I was, getting fucked in a gas station bathroom. Ass fucked. He penetrated deep into me. "Oh fuck, oh fuck, or fuck." I said over and over again into his jacket. I thought for sure the clerk could hear. He continued to sodomize me. He wasn't quite able to get balls deep. He would get close but the pain was unbearable. I stuck my hand out to push back, showing him where my limit was. Witch a quick swipe he slapped my hand away. The sudden violence caused me to look up out of the jacket and into the mirror. He was staring at me with a burning anger. On his next stroke he pushed as far in as he could. His violation of my will only turned me on more. The stabbing pain in my ass was overridden by my desire to be taken, to have my will removed, and replaced by his angry lust. In hindsight, it was suiting that this was happening in a bathroom, my first rape was also in one, albeit in a house.

"N-no..please." I felt my mouth whisper, even though my pussy was screaming for more. He grabbed me by my hair and pulled back.

"This what you wanted, right ma?" he said before pushing my head back into the sink. He was balls deep. I could feel his massive weapon buried deep inside me. The pressure and pain it was bringing me. Suddenly, he tensed. He was cumming in me. I felt the heat in me and could feel the pulsing of his cock as it jetted into me. He pulled out of me. My cunt was still aching for release. Slowly I stood. the liquid I felt coming out my ass squished as I stood. Blood or cum. Both? I didnt know.

He grabbed his jacket and turned on the sink. He moved his deflating cock into it. Without thinking, I reached out, and felt the water, splashing it on his dick. I began to wash it. My father used to make me do it, and it was as if I had reverted to that state. I washed my filth and blood and cum off his cock. All the while wanting to take him again. I wanted him in me again.

Wordlessly, he dressed.

I did the same. In a trance I followed him as he left. I saw the clerk. He was watching me. He was younger Hispanic guy. If I had cum, I would have felt shame, but without my orgasm, the emotions were melted in the furnace of my burning need to cum and turned into more hunger. I was disgusting, and I liked it.

We stepped out into the cold night. He moved to his Tesla.

"Hey." I said

He turned. "Sup?"

"Do you live around here?"

"Ya. Why tho?"

I moved to him. "You have no idea what kind of freaky shit I will do if you take me to your place right now."

"Oh yeah?" He said. "Get in."

As we pulled out of the parking lot, I saw my car at the pump, and remembered my phone and purse were still in them. I didn't care. I needed to be destroyed fully by this man, consumed by his lust. I wouldnt be disappointed.

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When I was a teen working at Burger King, we once served ice tea made with bleach water. We would sanitize the metal containers by filling with bleach water. One employee just thought we were keeping chilled water to make tea and you can guess the rest....

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Random memory of the time I fucked 2 girls in the same day.

Back when I was in my early 20s, I was newly single as my gf Sara and I had broken up. We would still fuck every now and then though so I suppose she wasn't exactly my ex.
It wouldn't happen all that often, maybe once every few weeks but it was still pretty good and despite being broken up, she'd still let me cum inside her which is always a big plus.

During this time I had met Ashley, who was a little younger than I was, a bit inexperienced (as she put it) but super cute nonetheless.
We had been chatting for a little while and basically agreed we were going to fuck first chance we got.
After talking about it for a bit, we agreed on a day, time and some rules.
She wouldn't be comfortable giving head, so as I trade off, she agreed to fuck me without a condom as long as I pulled out. So I definitely got the better end of the deal there!

These two girls couldn't be any different either, at least physically.

Sara was 5'11, Blonde probably about 145lbs. Not too skinny but slim. Had 36Ds that stayed in place when her bra came off, small but cute ass and a nicely trimmed little bush.
Ashley on the other hand was 5'1, maybe 100lbs soaking wet. Bleached platinum hair. Nice little 34B cups and a tiny little ass to go with it. And newly fully shaved for the first time, by her own admission.

Ashley and I made arrangements that she would come over around noon, since I had work later that day, and we would do the deed.

The night before, Sara hits me up basically saying she wants to fuck ASAP and lightbulb went off in my head.

Could I fuck them both the same day?

I told Sara we could the following day after 130 and she agreed to come over.
I text Ashley and asked her if she could come a little earlier than we had agreed on and she said she could. And just like that, the plan was in motion.

The next day comes and Ashley shows right up on time at 11.
She was wearing this cute little tank top and a short jean skirt and looked fantastic.

We get going and start undressing and she had on a pink bra I got off very quickly and a teal and silver animal stripe thong which didn't stay on too much longer.

I positioned myself on top of her and right as I got the head of my cock in she stops me goes "just don't do your thing inside me okay?!" to which I laughed and assured her I wouldn't.

The sex wasn't bad actually. She was shy and kind of quiet at first. She was also fairly tight and I could tell from the look on her face I was stretching her out a little.
After a while we agreed to switch and she gets on top of me, and slides down very slowly till I'm all the way in and she took a pause and says "fuck you're hard" and then proceeded to ride me as slow as possible.
We tried doggy for a minute too but she made me stop because she said "I can feel you in my stomach" which she didn't enjoy.
I got back on top and started pounding away till I can't hold it any longer and pull out and shoot a huge load all over her stomach and chest.
She laughed and I asked her what was so funny and she said she wasn't expecting so much cum, which made me laugh too.

We laid there a bit and chatted when I noticed the time. Sara was going to be here in about 45 minutes!
So I made up some excuse about I how I had to be to work earlier so I could get her out asap.
I helped her find her clothes, she got dressed, kissed me and was on her way.

By the time she had left, Sara had already texted me to tell me she was about 10 minutes away which didn't leave me time for anything really. So I thought fuck it, I won't get ready.
I didn't shower, or clean myself off really (other than put some deodorant on) and I stayed in my t shirt and underwear which I had put on after Ashley and I had finished and waited for Sara to show up.

Sara showed up, and I answer in my underwear and t shirt. Since Sara knew what she was there for anyway, it didn't seem to matter to her.

She had on a black t shirt, and denim skirt (what are the odds) and we got right into it.
We start kissing and undressing. Her black bra and panties came off almost immediately as my clothes did and we got to it.

With Ashley's juices still all over my cock I slid it into Sara with one smooth motion and got to work.

Sara was always pretty vanilla in bed which wasn't the best, but hey, I still got to fuck.
I fucked her on top for a while and by then my cock was already sore from the day's earlier activity.
So we switched to her on top which always made her cum, and she did a few times.

After we switched back to me on top so I could cum but there was a problem. I was hard but nowhere near cumming any time soon. Since I had cum not more than 45 minutes prior, the spirit was willing but the jizz was, not!

I must have fucked her like that for another half hour, at least before I even started to get close. We had fucked plenty of times before so she knew how long it takes me cum and I think she was getting a little suspicious since she even mentioned it was taking me longer than usual.
I lied and told her it was because I jerked off earlier that day in excitement which I think she bought.

Finally, it builds till I cum and shoot what must have been the smallest load I've ever shot. Thank fuck it was inside her and she couldn't see it otherwise she might have suspected something.

I collapsed on top of her and then rolled over and laid there a bit. We talked about how good it was and eventually she left.

Needless to say I was exhausted and my cock was sore but it was worth it.

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I CONFESS I HAVE A PROBLEM, BIG PROBLEM (who here can help???)
HI, i'm a guy in my late 30's

and, all i ever think about is SEX, and, also...........I MASTURBATE!!!! A LOT!!!!, hahhahahahahaah

i think about ALL my XGF's i ever had sex with, (fun times)

now here is my problem, when I ""JERK OFF"", my LOAD shoots all over my MATTRESS , MY COMFORTER, AND MY BED SPREAD,.... AND GUESS WHAT, THEY ARE ""ALL WHITE""and i frequently leave ""CUM STAINS"" hahahhahahahhaha,
on my bed spread and my comforter etc , and they are TOO BIG to fit in the laundry machine,
now, i use BLEACH to try and wipe away the stains,
i put it into a spray bottle and spray it all over my WHITE Bed spread etc...

but the SMELL OF BLEACH IS SO DAMN STRONG I just cant get rid of the smell of BLEACH

i open the window's and doors, but it still lingers,

HOW DO I GET RID OF THE SMELL OF BLEACH????

I just want the CUM STAINS GONE (you know, just in case i have company over, and i dont want them to see that i ""JERK OFF")

So i have come here to ask STRANGERS how to REMOVE THE SMELL OF BLEACH

has anyone ever done this before??...
jerked off and left cum stains on your bed or comforter or bed spread or w/e

and how did you get rid of the smell of BLEACH???..

if know of ANY METHODS... Please, tell me, id like to know...

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I must confess, I am an asshole. I grew up as a morbidly obese kid, and as a result had no success with girls. I finally decided enough was enough, and after a year of Atkins, I was slim and brimming with new found confidence. And a desire to repay women for years of rejection. This will be a bit long, but I figure the background will offer a better connection to what happened.

I first met Kayla when I was 16 and she was 13. My parents, along with their car club, including Kayla's grandparents, went out of town for a weekend of river boating and to attend a classic car show. We were the only kids along for the trip, so we pretty much had to rely on each other for entertainment, which wasn't too bad considering she was really cute. After 2 days of swimming, wrestling, and staying up late together, it was time to head home. Kayla's grandparents offered me a ride back so that Kayla and I could keep each other company on the long ride home, and I eagerly accepted. For whatever reason, I was nervous and things were ridiculously awkward on the way back. I ended up spending nearly the whole trip staring out the window, wishing I had the balls to make some kind of a move. Finally, as we were nearing the end of the trip, I had enough of my bleeding vagina, reached over and grabbed Kayla's hand, and leaned in and kissed her, with her grandparents mere inches away in the front seat. She looked at me, shocked, and a few minutes later we pulled into my drive way. As I was getting out of the car, Kayla's grandmother mentioned that her and Kayla were going on a church white water rafting trip the following weekend, and invited me along. Sensing opportunity, I smiled at Kayla and told her grandmother that I'd love to come.

Now I won't titillate you too much and offer you guys some false hope that I ended up mounting Kayla on top of the church groups cross. The first night out, we found a quiet spot and she asked me why I had kissed her. I simply told her that I thought she was cute and liked her, which apparently is like Kryptonite to 13 year old girls, since we spent the next 4-5 hours making out. We got back to where my tent was later that night, but she told me she wasn't ready to go any further, and I didn't press the issue.

The next few weeks we called each other constantly and emailed, and went on a few dates. Unfortunately, her mother found out about our relationship and, being the frigid, bible-thumping bitch she was, forbid Kayla from seeing me anymore. I graduated a year later, and moved out of state, moving on with my life.

Fast forward a few years to when I was 22. I had just moved to a new state, where my parents were now living, and was staying with them until I could find some roommates I trusted in the area. A few months into living with my parents again, my mom told me that Kayla's grandmother was coming to visit for the weekend...and guess what? She was bringing Kayla along. I felt as if I had a chance for redemption. I was going to get a second chance.

The morning that Kayla and her grandmother flew in, I had to work until late afternoon. I rushed home from work, and met my mom in the kitchen, where she told me I should go change and get in the pool, as Kayla, her grandmother, and my step dad were swimming out back. Changing quickly, I hurried to the back gate and was greeted by what I can only describe as the most perfect 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High' moment, ever. Kayla was just walking up the steps out of the pool, dripping water and wearing a two piece black bathing suit that hugged her body in every right way possible. She was no longer the cute, 13 year old girl I had a crush on as a kid. Kayla was fucking hot. She was 5'3, short bleach blonde hair, brown eyes, with tan skin. I secretly thanked God for her not being an underdeveloped, magazine cover anorexic, as she had D sized breasts, a flat stomach, and a gorgeous, round ass. As my Hispanic buddy would say, "She was thicker than a Snickers".

I stood there, dumbfounded, and she turned from the pool and finally saw me. Letting out a small, shrill squeak, she ran at me and gave the most pleasantly wet hug a guy could get living in the hottest state in the union. All her wonderful curves clung to me, and I was on cloud nine. We walked over to her grandmother, who hugged me as well, and caught up on life. We chatted about surface things for a while, and then her grandmother dropped the bomb that my fragile heart had been so afraid to hear. Kayla had a boyfriend. Not just a casual one, a guy she had been dating for three years. Fuck me. Kayla's grandmother then mentioned how much her family disapproved of him, as he was a terrible influence on her, getting her into the party girl/drinking/smoking lifestyle, hence one reason Kayla had been invited to come along to visit us. Apparently her grandmother was under the impression that I was the same sweet, Christian boy that she had known when I was younger. Oh granny, how you have underestimated me.

We all got out of the pool to go to dinner and then to a local country music/theater production. Kayla and I continued to catch up and rebuild our old rapport, injecting some flirting and light touching into the night. We got back to my parents house, and my parents and Kayla's grandmother we're ready for bed after a long day out (they were all 55+, go figure). Kayla, however, was ready to go swimming again. I teased her about being part fish, but wasn't about to talk her out of getting half naked alone with me. We jumped in the pool and splashed, rough housed, and swam for a bit, all the while talking about our new lives. After a while I started to pry about her party lifestyle, and began teasing her that because she was a girl, she automatically was a light weight compared to me (you say stupid things to get a girl naked). She responded to my challenge by saying she could easily drink me under the table, and I told her "fat chance". We ran inside and I showed her my parents liquor cabinet, and she selected a bottle of Captain Morgan 100, and we went back outside and sat on the loungers by the pool.

We drank gulp for gulp, and I started questioning her about her boyfriend, who she was texting while we were drinking. To my surprise, he was in Vegas for the weekend for a buddies bachelor party. Aside from him having a gambling problem that she was worried about, she also suspected him of cheating on her in the past. Well, the Captain in me doesn't spit on opportunity when offered, and I began to harp on whether she was worried if her boyfriend was taking advantage of the weekend alone and banging everything on two legs; after all, it is Sin City. All the while that I was sewing the seeds of doubt into her mind about her boyfriend, I was watching her text her him from the corner of my eye, and to my absolute delight, she had elected not to tell him about who I was, let alone me even living there. She kept trying to reassure him that she was so bored there, all alone with no one her age, and I slowly stopped taking actual shots from the bottle and simply mimed each shot, letting her get drunker in the process.

I decided that all my pieces were lined up, and it was time to make my move. I slid over from sitting across from her on the opposite lounger, and sat next to her on hers. I began to rub her back slowly, to build up comfort with my touch, and gently trailed my finger down her back and over to her thigh. I turned and looked her in the eyes, and I could see the passion and desire building. Still maintaining eye contact, I slowly slid my hands under her bikini bottom and lightly began to rub her slit up and down, feeling her getting wetter by the second. I reached over with my other hand and pulled her in closer, kissing her deeply while still exploring her under her bikini. Her breathing intensified as I began to add more pressure on her young pussy, and she exhaled roughly as I sunk my fingers deep into her. As I continued to finger her, I decided it was time to let those glorious breasts breath, and with one swift tug of her bikini top string, let loose two of the most beautiful, round, perky breasts I had ever seen. I took her nipple into my mouth and pushed on her with my body to get her to lie down on the lounger. I suckled like a newborn until my shorts felt like they were ready to explode from pressure, and began kissing down her stomach to where I was still knuckle deep inside her. I undid one side of the bikini bottoms tie, and pulled them to the other side, exposing her glistening vagina. It was simply too much for me to see, and I immediately began to lick, kiss and suck on her pussy, not leaving a spot uncared for. Her hips bucked up and down as I teased her between her thighs, and she began to let out short, clipped moans of pleasure. Finally, she pushed my head back, flipped herself over, and pushed her ass back towards my hips, inviting me to partake in riding her. I ripped the velcro holding my shorts together, and pulled out my throbbing cock, ready to sink it into her. Unfortunately, I misjudged my position on the lounger, and with both of our weight on the left side of the chair, we flipped over onto the concrete and on our sides. I let out a little laugh, and she got back up on all fours and started to shuffle-crawl away. I grabbed her hips, but she turned and looked at me and started saying "No, no, no, this is wrong. I can't do this. I'm so sorry, I have a boyfriend."

Seriously, fuck me.

She had a bit of a drunken, emotional break down by the pool, and ended up swimming around, crying, while I tried to get her to calm down, reassuring her that nothing that bad had happened. She finally consented that I was right,and came out of the water, still naked as a jaybird, and I grabbed her a towel and told her to quiet down, I'd get her inside. I grabbed her bikini and started leading her inside, all the while the Captains grog started taking affect on me, making me a bit light-headed and loopy. We got to my room, where I told Kayla to hold her towel up and I would try to dress her. She went from being sad and hating herself, to giggly and flirty again about her being naked. I kept trying to fumble her clothes on, but my hands were no longer working right, and she broke into a case of the giggles, letting her towel drop and falling into me, thereby pushing us both on top of my bed. Her back was on my chest as she lay on top of me, with her butt lying spooned in my crotch, which stirred my arousal again. I started to push her up off of me and the bed, not wanting her to freak out again, but she felt my growing hardness under my shorts, and I shit you not, began to grind against my cock like she was competing in a twerking contest. I wasn't going to pass up a good thing, so I grabbed her, swung my hips out, and turned her onto the bed, so that I was on top. She reached down, undid my shorts, and wrapped her legs around me, pulling my cock into her. I looked down and kissed her lips, kissed her breasts, kissed everywhere I could reach and began to fuck her with the sexual tension that only six years of waiting can produce. I was fading in and out of sobriety as my blood pressure increased, but her hips rocked in motion with mine, keeping me in the game. I grabbed her shoulder with one hand and the back of her head with the other, tangling my fingers in her hair and began to fuck her harder and harder, letting every last bit of frustration out. Her breath was hot on my neck as I pumped faster and faster, and after a few minutes she began to pant in my ear "oh god, oh god" as her legs tightened like a vise around me and her nails dug down my back. Then, her whole body tensed and she let out one last strangled moan as I pumped one final time into her, pushing in as deep as I could, and cumming spurt after spurt into her little body.

We lay next to each other, rubbing each others backs and sides gently, until I looked over at the clock and realized it was 5:15 in the morning. I quickly got her dressed back in her bikini, and led her out of my room towards the guest room, only to feel my heart stop dead in my chest as I saw my step dad in the kitchen (which is right next to my room) pouring himself some coffee and getting ready for work. He looked up after hearing me walk in, glanced back at Kayla, and looked me straight in the eyes. Then he smirked, turned away, and walked out of the kitchen.

The rest of the weekend was right back to Kayla being a sad sack wreck over cheating on her boyfriend, all while still trying to figure out what the fuck feelings she still had for me that made her do what she did. She went back home, I told her that she should keep it between us if she wanted to still have a boyfriend, but guilt got the best of her and she told him a gentler version of the story where we only saw each other naked and touched each other a bit. He was pissed and threatened to kill me, I only laughed and told him thanks for lending me his girlfriend for the weekend.

I'm not a good guy. This was the first time I stopped being an Average Frustrated Chump, and started being a dominant, successful male. I've slowly turned into more and more of an asshole, but this was the starting point of it all, although not the first instance of me being a dick. Do I regret the choices I've made?

Fuck no.

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anyone wanna slobber my bleached asshole?

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Black woman need to be bleached and filled with cum by a white man even if there married 

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I confess that I was very bad not too long ago on a business trip. I work for a financial company who sent me to Indianapolis for training. After all the workshops and training during the day, I was bored in my Hilton room that my company arranged for me. So, I drove around and saw a few hookers working the streets. I picked one up that looked clearly like a crack whore. She was bleached blonde, about 90 pounds, bruised up, but hot in a weird way. I went back to my room. She gave me an amazing blowjob, but I wanted to fuck her. She said that she didn't do fucking, just blowjobs. I propositioned her with another 50 dollars. Then I asked if I added another 100 could I fuck her bareback. She agreed and when she pulled off her panties I understood why she was not wanting to fuck. She had a huge, and I mean huge breakout of genital warts. Everywhere on her pussy and in her pussy. Her pussy also smelt very strong, kind of a nasty odor. I guess a normal guy would have said no way. But, since I'm a moron and different I plunged my dick her hardcore. Her warts were actually scratching my skin of my dick. I shot a huge nasty load in her warted up pussy. Anyway, it has been about 8 months since I did that and I have huge cauliflower type warts all over my cock that I have not treated yet. It is a hot reminder of a hot fuck. LOL.

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How do I scrub my HD clean? I was stupid MoFo for clicking that link earlier and need to clean my computer and myself with bleach and a scrub brush 0.0 The idea of being someones bitch boy for 20 years after such a stupid mistake makes my asshole cringe.

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I have a question. Why is it that every time I drop a crap in the toilet bowl some sticks to the back and it won't flush? It's so embarrassing when company comes over and has to use the bathroom. Yeah I know, I should have used my toilet brush but sometimes I forget. Is there something I can put in the tank to prevent this? I tried bleach mixed with ammonia. That was no good. The fumes almost killed me and my toilet blew up. I have a new one now but it's still the same ole situation. Any help would be appreciated.

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This is my confession. A few hours ago, I decided it was time to clean my toilet. No, not the bowl but in the tank in the back. Been meaning to clean it because of build-up of rust and other stuff. I dumped bleach and ammonia in the tank, replaced the lid and walked out. I wanted to let it sit in there for awhile for deep down cleaning. I was out of my bathroom for maybe 5 minutes when the toilet exploded. I ran back to see what happened and saw that toilet fragments destroyed my mirror and a piece of the bowl was stuck in the door....The fumes were bad and I passed out and shit all over myself. Luckily my friend just happened to come over for a visit, found me and brought me to the hospital. That was embarrassing. Oh being a dumb ass and mixed the wrong stuff didn't bother me. It was the fact that I shit on myself. My lungs hurt but I'm okay. Now I need a new toilet, mirror, bathroom door and new underwear.

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SO today this girl came over to my house and we had sex. It was going great until about 3 minutes in when I looked down at my wang.... it was covered in shit. I don't know how or why but while i was having sex with this girl she pooed and it was everywhere... Ive never felt so awkward in my entire life. I didnt know what to do so I kept going... pounding her shit filled vag... i think i need to sterilize my dick with bleach. has this ever happened to anyone? and before you say I probably stuck it in her butt and didnt notice, trust me I would have noticed.

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yesterday i made a thread, asking for a video to be uploaded again because it didnt work for me..

the video, was two girls giving a guy head, they were blonde, you couldnt see their faces, and the one on the left was a more bleached blonde, and had hair bands [or something] in her hair.. it looked like a casual video.. i dont know if the blowjob part was at the start or what, its just the image it showed while telling me i couldnt view it lol

either way can someone upload it if you know which im talking about?

some reason, my thread request for a casual looking sex video has been deleted.. yet theres animal cruelty and paedo shit on here lol who's the mods

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today i had to go do the physical for a new job. Of course, i had to do the peeing in the cup and all that, and the nurse told me to not wash my hands and not flush and all that or else we'd have to start over. I saw this as my chance to see if i could get anywhere with her, since i really don't give a fuck anymore about what people think of me, so i said,

"yeah i've done this before. You don't want me switching my pee with someone else's or dropping bleach in it or whatever. Are you gonna stand here next to me and make sure it's my urine going into the cup?"

She laughed at that, and said, "unless you want me to. Is there a reason i should? I was just going to go out and leave the door cracked a little."

With that, I just shrugged it off, playing indifferent.

"If you wanna stand there and watch me go, if that's your sort of thing, that's ok with me. I have nothing to hide. I was just playing, but if you want to, that's fine."

Mind you, the tone of our exchange was in a lighthearted and jocular manner, but through the joking there was seriousness. So, she ended up staying, and watched me pee. I pulled it out, and stroked it a bit, and to that she commented,

"Do you have to get it warmed up, is that what you're doing?"

"Yeah. Just a habit. I'm sure all guys do that. I'm sure your husband does that. Have you ever seen your husband do this?"

"oh no. He just pulls it out and just goes. He has foreskin, so sometimes he doesn't pull it back all the way, and piss gets all over the rim and floor. I get so mad at him for that, but you men are all the same."

I smiled at her generalization.
"Nah, not me. I try not to be like that. That's why i stroke it a couple of times, you know, so it won't splash everywhere."

I knew this was the time to bring it up, so i said immediately after that, "You can help me with a couple more strokes, you know."

Silence.
"Just so nothing goes anywhere, and all of it can get into the cup. I mean you need all of it, don't you?"

More silence. She had been looking up at me, and then down at my dick the whole time, but after that offer, she locked eyes with me, and for a long time, analyzing and computing what I had just told her. After the long stare, she smirked.

"oh you're a bad one. You're bad."

I laughed and said, "yeah i am."

I was holding the cup in my right hand, and the nurse took a quick look behind her, and quietly closed the bathroom door, turning the knob, so it wouldn't click when fully shut. She came back to me, and right up against me as if we were trying to share heat at a campfire. She pushed my right arm behind her, and with her own right hand, took my dick in her hand, and started stroking it.

"Like that? Is that how you want me to help you?"

I could not fucking believe that I had actually won this chick over and gotten her to play along. More stuff went on, but in a hurried pace, because of where we were, and there were other nurses wandering around that office, and so her prolonged absence would have drawn suspicion from the other nurses, but believe me, a lot went on in maybe those five minutes. I'll tell more, but in smaller chunks, because when these get long, they get pretty tedious and a chore to read. i was walkin' around afterwards like a motherfuckin' badass. Still can't believe the luck.

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One night I had just gotten back from a night with my girlfriend. She didn't put out, so I was stuck with blue balls and a hard-on the size of the Eiffel Tower. I decided it was time to start the normal Saturday night routine of pulling out my favorite porn magazine, Keri lotion for extra dry skin, and commence with porking. Well that wasn't doing it for me. I started looking around for something I could actually fuck. I was looking at bottles, something big enough to stick my cock in. I ended up with an empty bleach bottle that I fastened to a pillow to fuck. I filled the bleach bottle with warm water and tons of tissue. About half way through my fucking I realized I couldn't fully pull my penis out. The top of the bleach bottle surprisingly had a cock ring effect and I was stuck. I figured that after a while I would lose my erection and the bleach bottle would fall off, but much to my dismay I found that I didn't fully clean the bleach from the bottle because my cock started burning bad! For an hour I sat there in pain. My mother came home to find her son hugging a pillow. She took me to the hospital and my penis was stained for two weeks.

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I request that the guy who keeps saying "old hog dog" drinks a bottle of bleach.....

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True story you do not believe; then fuck off

This afternoon I went to a second cousins HS graduation. I was sitting in the bleaches and when my second cousin came up I whooped it up. This girl sitting next to me asked how I knew my cous so I told her. I asked her if she went to school with her and she said no but she had in the past but went to a different school now. Pretty soon we were chatting it up. When she would scream I would help her. We were soon having fun and making fools of ourselves. It all ended up too soon. She asked if my cous was having a party. I told her no there was some party at another persons house and I did not get invited so I was going back to my hotel and go for a swim and drink a few beers. She shocked me and said it sounded like fun and could she go. Well yeah. She followed me to my hotel and we were soon in the room drinking. She asked about the swim and I mentioned she did not have a swimsuit and she said she would go in her bra and panties and know one would know. So we went. The pool was empty and it was getting dark so it was no problem for her to strip down. We swam around for awhile then decided to get into the spa. When she got out her undies were completely transparent. I could see her nipples and shaved pussy. We were soon settled into the spa. I figured I would make a pass at her and moved over to her and kissed her. We were soon making out. I figured I would try her tits and took her left one onto my hand and squeezed it ans she did not protest. Next I slid my hand down her stomach to her pussy and started to rub her slit. Things were getting pretty carried away, when a family with kids showed up to swim in the pool so we made a quick retreat back to the room. She disappeared to the bathroom to get rid of her wet undies and came back wrapped in a towel. We were soon kissing again and ended up the evening fucking on the bed. She was tight and so wet. I dumped in her 2 times. It was getting late and she said she needed to get home. I thanked her for the wonderful company as she left and that was that.

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I've come to the realisation that I'm dissatisfied with everything in my life. It's not that it's a bad life... in most circumstances it'll be considered a very good life. It's just that all the joy and happiness has been bleached away, and what's left is ennui and boredom.

And before someone asks, I've done the big, scary life-changing epic things that people normally do in my situation. I've quit my job and travelled all around the world. I've packed up a bag, left my home town and went to live in a strange city where no one knew my name. And things end up monotonous and pointless in the end.

I've done other stuff as well. I've treasured my friends and family. I've loved a girl more than I've ever loved anyone else. I've done the altruism and Golden Path route to greater meaning in life. And I've gone the other way as well. I've whored around and know my Spanish from my Greek. I've taken various illicit substances. And obviously, I've seen a lot of fucked up porn on this site, stuff that normal people would freak out about.

And I'm at a loss as to what to do.

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A three year old boy has been left fighting for his life after being 'sold' by his babysitter to two men who raped and tortured the toddler.

Police said the boy from Oklahoma was forced to drink bleach and had part of his skull torn off during the horrific assault.

His face, eyes and throat were all covered in chemical burns and he had been hanged from a ceiling with a dog collar.

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As a white male, I know that I am better than all the other races. When you look at all the inventions that changed the world (ie car, television) they were all invented by white men. I love it when nonwhites bash white people but negate the facts that skin whitener is the best selling cosmetic in the world and everyone wants to live with white people no matter how racist we are. In the States, they are doing redistricting and blacks and mexicans are begging to be redistricted with whites and not their own because it will bring down their businesses and property values. I see it everyday with the inferior races bleaching their hair, wearing white clothing, mocking their own kind for being too dark or ethnic, etc. If all white people started to wear green shirts then all the other races would start wearing green shirts. I am a racist and I have no qualms about it. White people who denounce racism are the biggest racists of them all. I call them 'closeted racists.'

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I've been trying to find a video on here. Two guys on a sofa, one being sitting on another guy's cock - he's wearing a necklace and has brown/bleached hair. He starts cumming whilst he's being fucked - Can anyone help?

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If I were making a porno vid, I'd set it up like a gameshow. Have a wall of gloryhole cocks, and a mix of men and women sucking them off. The guys getting sucked would ideally be a mix of fragile masculinity "macho" gods gift to women types, and/or homophobic douchebags who would go home and bleach their junk if they thought another guy looked at it while licking his lips. None of these guys would be told until afterwards that there are gay dudes sucking them off. Each guy samples all of the cocksuckers, and rates them all 1-10. The idea is to prove once and for all if straight guys can tell if they're being blown by a woman or a man, and of course, which gender gives the best head. 

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I predict that tonight's episode of Saturday Night Live with Lindsay Lohan will be one of their most watched ever. Even though she is a white trash thief and a skank.
Not to mention she looks like shit as a bleach blond.
I know I'll be watching. LOL!

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I guess it all started when my daughter was about ten years old. My wife
and I were divorced for about a year by then. We had a rather amicable
divorce considering some of the horror stories some of the guys I worked
with told. In any case she ended up with custody of Jenny, our
daughter. On this day, her mother dropped Jenny off at my apartment for
my weekend visitation. My ex-wife, Amanda and I chatted for a bit than
she kissed Jenny on the cheek and told her to be good. Jenny just
rolled her eyes and whined about always being good which gave both her
mother and I a little chuckle.

Jenny at ten was a very intelligent, bright, and of course, mischievous
little girl. She was very assertive and even at that age, knew how to
manipulate people, especially her "Daddy". The only time she used
"Daddy" was when she wanted something from me or was in big trouble with
her mom and she needed me to be on her side. The rest of the time, she
just called me Dad. I guess it’s fare to say that she had me wrapped
around her little finger. I knew it, but I felt guilty that I wasn't
there for her all the time since the divorce so I guess I over
compensated for my absence.

One thing that she always liked to do was to sit on my lap while we
watched TV together. We always watched football together but we also
liked watching the movies on cable as well. Of course, she always
wanted to use her "Daddy" as a recliner. Sometimes it got uncomfortable
for me, especially as she got older, but she would look at me with those
puppy dog eyes and the pout and say,

"Oh please Daddy?"

Of course I always gave in. This time was no different.

We finished eating dinner and began settling in for the evening. She
had just finished her shower and came bounding into the living room in
her favorite sleeping outfit; a San Francisco 49’s football jersey that
came just below her cute upturned butt, little white cotton panties, and
socks, folded down to her ankles. The football jersey was one of those
cut-off ones so the length fit her fine (just below the tops of her
thighs), but the sleeves came all the way down to her wrists. She
looked absolutely gorgeous with her light brown hair with striking, sun bleached, blonde streaks, now plastered down wetly over her shoulder and
framing the pixie little features of her face. Thick, dark, expressive,
eye brows curved over her big, sparkling, hazel eyes that had the look
of innocence and mischievous intent all at the same time. Her smooth
long legs, that seemed to get longer every time I saw her, reached out
from under the hem of her outfit. She’d always had an air of
nonchalance to her. An unawareness of her beauty that made her even
more beautiful. Right then, I could easily imagine Amanda at her age
looking just like her.

There was some movie on cable that she had wanted to watch so we made
some popcorn together and sunk into the couch for the movie. Before
long she climbed into my lap with the popcorn on hers and wiggled down
on to me. She turned her head, looking up at me with an impish smile.

"You comfy?" I said.

Her grin widened, giggled, then turned back to the movie, hand to mouth
with more popcorn.

During the movie (I still can’t remember a thing about it) she kept
wiggling around in my lap eating her popcorn. She’d occasionally turn
with a hand full of popcorn in her hand, and feed it to me. Sometimes
she’d drop some of it, which would fall between us. She’d giggle
teasingly and say,

"Daddy, your such a messy eater", then fish her little hand between us
groping to retrieve the fallen popped kernels.

I could feel her searching fingers wiggling around between my legs and
behind her butt, the back of her hand pressing against my balls. My
cock immediately sprang to life, growing hard and long, like a viper
awaken from its lair. I was shocked at the suddenness of my erection,
not to mention that it was my ten year old baby girl that was the cause.
I froze, not knowing what to do. I shifted to one side, turning my hips
slightly, hoping to encourage Jenny to change her position to one lap or
the other so that she couldn’t feel my now rock hard shaft thumping
between her panty clad ass cheeks. Jenny on the other hand had made her
mind up that she liked it just where she was and turned to frown at me
and gave a disapproving whine, wiggling her ass harder down on my crotch
for emphasis. My heart was beating like a racehorse.

"My god, she must of felt my hard throbbing cock just then, what the
hell am I going to say to her." I thought.

My mind was in a panic, trying furiously to think up something, anything
to say. All the while admonishing myself for being sexually aroused by
my own daughter, trying fruitlessly to will my cock to go soft. Nothing
coming to mind, and fighting a loosing battle with my renegade member, I
waited for the inevitable.

I didn’t know what Jenny was thinking or how she might react. Did she
know anything about sex? Has her mother spoken to her about the "birds
and the bees"? Would she scream, glare at me accusingly and hate me
forever? All of it was racing through my mind in an instant and for
what seemed an eternity.

Just then, Jenny turned her head, squirming as she did, and smiled that
familiar mischievous smile. I glanced down at her beautiful laughing
eyes and nervously smiled back at her. Did she notice anything? Had
she turned and smiled at me knowingly or was it just a smile of victory
in the battle for seating position? I didn’t know and my cock didn’t
care. All "it" felt was the warmth of Jenny’s soft, supple ass cheeks
encased around it. A shift of her body causing renewed enthusiasm as
her ass wiggled and glided over its length. I could feel the pre-cum
gurgling up through my shaft and oozing out from the tip.

I then noticed something that had escaped my panic stricken mind. I had left my copy of the Book of Mormon on the outside patio. The Book of Mormon is the word of God, like the Bible. It is Holy Scripture, with form and content similar to that of the Bible. Both books contain God's guidance as revealed to prophets as well as religious histories of different civilizations. While the Bible is written by and about the people in the land of Israel and surrounding areas, and takes place from the creation of the world until shortly after the death of Jesus Christ, the Book of Mormon contains the history and God’s dealings with the people who lived in the Americas between approximately 600 BC and 400 AD. The prophets in the Book of Mormon recorded God's dealings with His people, which were compiled by a prophet named Mormon onto gold plates.

Before these faithful Christians perished, their record was safely hidden away. Joseph Smith obtained these ancient records in 1827, and with the gift and power of God Joseph was able to translate the ancient writings into what we have today. The Book of Mormon, along with the Bible, testifies that Jesus Christ is our divine Redeemer and that by living according to His gospel we can find peace in this life and eternal happiness in the life to come.

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I'm looking for a vid on motherless. Its a JOE or JOI video of a UK teen with bleached blonde hair (roots showing). she was wearing white underwear and using a dildo. I can't find it anywhere. and i've looked through hundreds of pages already. Please help me find it. I remember in the comments section, someone said her name.

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I need help im trying to find a certain necro/rape video. its about a guy that kills a pale blonde girl in a tub filled with bleach. after he kills her he fucks her.and a woman sees it all than after the guy is done the blonde shows up inside the womans home. can someone please give me a link to the video?

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I went for a walk in the park near my house last summer. I was walking in the woods and I found a duffel bag covered in a tarp. I used a stick to move it around to look inside and I could see it had lube and dildos in it so I took it home. I think that area is a gay hang out or just some guys place to perve out. I went through it with gloves on and it had an inflatable dildo, cock rings, lube, a rubber, a 13 inch long pink dildo, and some muscle rub.

Everything was trashed so I threw everything away except the pink one. It looked like new so I boiled some water and soaked it in there for 15 minutes then washed it in some hot water and bleach. I was horny as hell after finding it and I always wanted a nice vibrator but I never wanted to buy one. My wife doesn't know that I like to stick things in my ass like cucumbers and broom stick handles a couple times a year but sometimes I just crave it. I've done it since I was in 7th grade.

I put the rubber on the dildo and shoved that thing right up my ass. I loved it. I took pictures that day and printed a couple out and walked them back to the place I found the bag. I went back a couple days later and the pictures and tarp were gone.

I hide the dildo in my basement for the last 5 months and yesterday I just needed it. This thing is the perfect size, it's flexible and it vibrates. I can't blieve how much I can fit in. I used it to cum 3 times yesterday. The first time I ended up laying on my stepdaughter's bed with my legs up in the air jacking off with one hand and stuffing my ass with my new pink friend with the other. I blew a huge load that covered my chest and face. I was trying to get a nice blast in my mouth but I missed.

The second time a few hours later, I had my ass all stretched out with a big cucumber I bought then I used pinky to give myself some nice long hard strokes that bottom out everytime. I blew another load just driving it home and watching videos on here.

I decided to hide it out in the garage this time so I took it out there before dinner and as I was about to put it away I thought I would see how my ass felt now. I sucked on it to see how much I could take in and got it nice and wet then I yanked my pants down and just forced it right in. It felt great and only took a couple of strokes to become totally covered in ass lube. I turned up the vibration to high then stuffed in my ass as far as it would go. Then I bent it around and pinched it between my legs so it wouldn't squirt out. I started stroking my cock and feeling the vibration just driving into my ass. It only took a few minutes before that rush you only get when you are about to cum and you have something in your ass started roling in. It's not for everyone but until you try it you can't describe the sensation. Start small

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