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05 May 2014 6:49PM
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I CONFESS I HAVE A PROBLEM, BIG PROBLEM (who here can help???)
HI, i'm a guy in my late 30's

and, all i ever think about is SEX, and, also...........I MASTURBATE!!!! A LOT!!!!, hahhahahahahaah

i think about ALL my XGF's i ever had sex with, (fun times)

now here is my problem, when I ""JERK OFF"", my LOAD shoots all over my MATTRESS , MY COMFORTER, AND MY BED SPREAD,.... AND GUESS WHAT, THEY ARE ""ALL WHITE""and i frequently leave ""CUM STAINS"" hahahhahahahhaha,
on my bed spread and my comforter etc , and they are TOO BIG to fit in the laundry machine,
now, i use BLEACH to try and wipe away the stains,
i put it into a spray bottle and spray it all over my WHITE Bed spread etc...

but the SMELL OF BLEACH IS SO DAMN STRONG I just cant get rid of the smell of BLEACH

i open the window's and doors, but it still lingers,

HOW DO I GET RID OF THE SMELL OF BLEACH????

I just want the CUM STAINS GONE (you know, just in case i have company over, and i dont want them to see that i ""JERK OFF")

So i have come here to ask STRANGERS how to REMOVE THE SMELL OF BLEACH

has anyone ever done this before??...
jerked off and left cum stains on your bed or comforter or bed spread or w/e

and how did you get rid of the smell of BLEACH???..

if know of ANY METHODS... Please, tell me, id like to know...

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05 May 2014 6:54PM

Late 30's, I'm guessing your about 12

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05 May 2014 8:49PM

Please ignore this retard. It's the same douchebag who carries on about ML mods being hitler and nazis.

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05 May 2014 9:01PM

dude buy dark coloured sheets or maybe cum coloured sheets lol
also what kinds of sheets don't fit into the wash what kinda wash do you have a portable wash??

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05 May 2014 11:21PM

You're a fucking twat.

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06 May 2014 1:26AM

Put a sock on it and see how far you can shoot it across the room. And yes you are a twat.

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06 May 2014 2:59AM

take your stuff down to the laundromat. Giants washers there that can handle anything. Throw your comforter and all your sheets in there. It does cost about $6 for one load so make it count. Either way, you'll be able to get them clean. Throw some oxyclean in there too for good measure. In the future jerk off with a wash cloth, towel, paper towel, tube sock, or anything to catch your mess.

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11 May 2014 2:32AM

invest in a jizz sock

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