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I can't stop fantasizing about this little angel. A guy I know dated her and said she sucked like Christine Young. Just imagine...

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The following is not real. Some of you know have known me will recognize some of the people, but this is not how this actually happened. People suggested I try writing something else so here you go.

So, Im going to be straight up for a second. I think about fucking everyone I meet. I think about how they would feel under my hands. Or how I could make them cum. I think about what kinky stuff they might be into. Is the fat old charge nurse into anal? What would that paramedic do if I asked him to piss on me? Would the clerk that checked me out at the store rim me if I went down on him?
All of these and more race through my mind. Normally I push them out of the way. Sometimes I dwell on them, and try to find out. And that’s how it was with my father in law.
From the moment I saw him, I wanted to fuck him. Joe and I had just started dating and we had gone to his parents house. My future father in law (lets call him Frank) was a runner. Not just recreationally. He liked to do marathons and shit like that. As such, he was in amazing shape. Athletic and slim. His muscles were well defined under his skin, and he had the sharp facial figures like a sculpture. His hair was still black, aside from the gray that had begun to appear at his temples.
To be fair, I was in shape then too. More than one, actually. They were just circles of various sizes.
From that day forward, I wanted to fuck him. I wouldn’t say I was obsessed, but I did think about it often. I was still occasionally fucking Joe’s brother, so I would find myself comparing their cocks. Joe’s wasn’t small, necessarily, but it lacked his brother’s girth. I began to wonder what it would take to get Frank to fuck around on his wife. He had raised one son to have an intense moral direction. Joe doesn’t like anything I like in the bedroom, mostly because he finds it degrading to me.
On the other hand, his other son was a complete dirtbag. He was the one that came on to me first. To be fair, I kept it going after the wedding, but he could have said no. What kind of a guy fucks his brothers wife the day they leave for their honeymoon?
So what kind of guy was Frank? One of his sons was an outlier, but which one? And then what kind of woman would not only entice him to cheat, but to fuck his sons wife as well. It was the kind of challenge I rose to. I had to find out. It would be quite the accomplishment, fucking all the men in a family. Well, aside from mine, I guess.
It would be a process. A long one. Find out if he would cheat. Find out if he would cheat with a fat girl. Find out if he would cheat with a fat daughter in law. Finally find out if he wanted a whore or an angel. I could do either, but angel was temporary. I would see him pretty regularly, once week or so, more often during the summer. He had a pool, you see, and Joe loved to swim.
So I got to work. First step was to see if he was even interested. I waited until the next time we went swimming. That would be a few weeks away, so I contented myself through masturbation that mostly involved him and my dad tag teaming me. By the time we were actually going, not even these clit sessions could tide me over.
I had thought about doing a two piece, but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. So I settled on my one piece. It would be sufficient for this. The changing room was their bedroom, and it had a sliding glass door that led to the pool. There was a curtain to pull to cover it. I thought about leaving the curtain open, but there was never a time when he was the only one in line of sight. Disappointed, I headed to the pool to join the others.
It was while swimming that I saw my first opportunity. The pool itself was a saltwater pool, and at one end was a hot tub fixture that overflowed in a waterfall into the pool itself. Frank was standing by the waterfall, talking to Joe, who was in the tub. I dove under the water, and while I swam to the waterfall, I adjusted by suit so that I had a nipple peaking out. I wasn’t able to be sure, and I didn’t want too much to show, but it was a gamble.
I rose out of the water next to Frank, my left nipple exposed. I slid up next to him and asked what they were up to. Joe couldn’t see my tits from his position, No one else would be in line of sight if I turned towards Frank. Slowly, with the waterfall falling on me, I turned towards him and asked him what he was drinking.
He looked to me and opened his mouth to answer, but his eyes went right to my tit. I held my breath. Would he say something? Would he freak out? Would he just stare?
The latter. As he responded to me, I slowly exhaled the breath I had been holding. His eyes were flicking between Joe, me, and my nipple. I was looking him over too. His chest had a small v shaped patch of graying hair, his nipples sat flush against his body. His neck was ridged by firm tendons and muscles. Fucking hell he was sooo hot. Joe began moving toward the stairs so I dipped down and fixed my suit.
I swam away eagerly awaiting my next chance. I was optimistic about this thing for the first time. Pushing the envelope and taking chances were such a turn on for me that I was spent the rest of the swim time rubbing my clit hidden by the water.
We caught eyes a few times after that, but he didn’t really betray anything else. A plan took form. I would be the last to get out. I would go into the room to change, and somehow entice him in there once I had stripped out of my suit and covered myself. Then, a quick flash, or something. I wasn’t sure yet.
As luck would have it, Frank and I were the last two. Improvising, I got out and piddled around outside until Joe had finished changing. I went in, and began to look around the room for something to give me an excuse to get him in here. I had to hurry, and act while he was alone in the pool area. If anyone else was there, they might come instead.
It didn’t take long. There was a hamper in the bathroom for towels, but Joe had been Joe and just piled them on top of it. Under the pile of wet towels, it might be missed. I stripped out of my suit, and wrapped myself in a dry towel. I rushed to the door and looked out. He was still alone, but he was out of the pool.
I slid the door open. “Hey Frank. Where do I put my towels?”
He looked at me in the towel, and flipped his head to the main doors into the house, possibly to see were everyone was, then back to me. “I-In the bathroom, Claire.” He said.
“I looked I don’t see it. Can you show me?” I asked. Deliberately I looked down. His wet trunks clung to his body. It wasn’t hard to see the outline of his cock, hanging flaccid, along his body. It was hard to gage, but he looked bigger than either of his sons. I let my eyes linger, then went back to his face. I bit my lower lip.
Wordlessly he started towards me. “Thanks, Frank.” I said, retreating back into the room before he got there. Now what? I thought to myself. Just dropping the towel would be a high risk high reward situation. If he reacts poorly, it might be impossible to say it was just an accident. Instead, I sat on his bed, facing the bathroom. I spread my legs, leaving the towel on, but parted just enough.
He came in and stopped. My breath caught again. For what seemed like an eternity he stared at me. He smiled slightly, but it was gone as quick as it came. He moved to the bathroom.
“Oh.” He said as he rounded the corner. “Fuckin’ Joe.” He said. He leaned down to begin picking the towels up. He turned his head to me. His eyes right between my legs. I know he could see my pussy. “Does he at least put thigs away at home?”
I just shook my head, looking at him. He looked away and stood. “Well, there’s the hamper. You can put the towel in there.”
I stood, bent over to grab the wet one I had used, and walked into the bathroom, passing him in the door way. I turned sideways, ass to him, as I slipped through. I stuck my ass out, and brushed it across his groin, feeling his bulge as I did so. I dropped the towel in the hamper.
I turned to Frank. He was staring at me. “Can you hand me my clothes? They are on the bed.” His face was red as he turned and proceeded into the room. As soon as his back was turned, I went for it. I dropped the towel. He returned and stopped as soon as he saw me. “Thanks.” I said. And I took the clothes. He stared at me. At my tits. My pussy.
“Claire, I-“ he began. I closed the door.
Fuck. I needed to cum. I heard the door slide open and then close. I thought about his cock, I thought about him pinning me in the doorway and forcing it into me. I wondered if he would try to fuck my ass. My fingers went to my clit. It didn’t take long before I was cumming.
After, I took stock of where I was. I had gone for broke. It hadn’t blown up in my face. And I felt like I knew he would cheat. I felt like he liked big tits, and I felt that he wanted me to be slutty. Maybe this would be easy.
I was wrong. The next few swim days he was noticeably absent. His wife had said that he was running errands or something like that. She never seemed bothered. I fucked myself after one day imaging he had told her and we were going to have a threesome.
The next chance would be an unexpected one.
It was Labor Day. I remember because I was off and Joe worked, taking the double time that he would get. Joe was already gone when I woke, and knowing that I would have 7 hours in the house alone had me wet thinking about who I was going to have over to fuck. I had begun to flip through my contacts when the phone rang, the caller ID showing it was Joes cell. My heart sank. He had to be telling me that he was coming home early.
“Hey, babe.” I answered, forcing a yawn.
“You just getting up?”
“Yeah. Whats up?”
“I need you to do me a favor. I need you to go into the garage and grab a tool and bring it to my dad.” He said.
I sat straight up. “Yeah I can do that.”
“Mom has the car and she’s out at my aunts. He told me not to worry about it, but hes been looking forward to this project for a while.”
“Sure!” I jumped out of bed as he talked me through the garage and the location of the tool. Once identified, I let him go, and began to plot my course of action.
He was clearly hesitant. But he couldn’t trust himself around me. He knew what the game was, he knew he would lose, and he was just trying not to play. I needed to be able to get him to the table.
Clothes would be key. It was a little cooler, too cool for shorts, but leggings would work. No panties. The top would be a little trickier. My tits are huge, H Cups. Braless wasn’t an option, but I had an ill fitting balconette that let the tops of my areolas pop out if I positioned it right. A white camisole and light black sweater completed the outfit. I checked myself out in the mirror. A quick tug on the camisole brought a hint of areola into view. Perfect.
I went out to the truck, threw the tool in the back and headed off to my in laws house. The whole ride over there I had the butterflies in my stomach that were my vice. That anticipation of something new and different. The pushing of boundaries, the taboo of the act, the risk of getting caught. All were combining to give me a high that nothing else could touch.
By the time I pulled into the gravel driveway, my pussy was aching. As I rolled to a stop, I realized I hadn’t even thought about what I was going to do. I had been so preoccupied thinking about fucking him, that I hadn’t even bothered to think about how I was going to do it.
As I got out of the truck, Frank came out from the side of the house. He was in jeans and a long-sleeved red shirt. Sawdust clung to it. He stopped when he say me, but then continued on.
“What are you doing here, Claire?” There was a tinge of anger. Good.
“Joe told me you needed this.” I went to the back and pulled out the saw.
“Yeah I told him not to worry about it.”
“Well he worried.” I passed the saw to him.
He looked me up and down. “Tell him thanks.” He said and then turned with the saw and headed back to the house.
Fuck. This wasn’t working. I watched as he turned around back. He was resisting, but I saw it in his eyes. I know that look. Seen it in plenty of men’s eyes. I pulled the black sweater off, threw it in the truck, and headed off in his footsteps.
I rounded the corner and saw him in his workshop. Formerly a detached garage, he had turned it into his hobby room a few years ago. There was a piece of wood on two stands that he was measuring. A few stools and chairs littered the perimeter of the shop. When he saw me, he stopped and sighed.
“What are you working on?” I asked.
“Claire, why are you here?”
“Im bored.” I said, biting my lip. “Joe is at work, and hes not as entertaining as he could be even when he is home.
“W-well I got a lot of stuff to do here, and I’m not going to be entertaining anyway.” He returned to measuring.
“Well, anything is better than being alone at the house.” I found one of the rocking chairs and sat in it. So far, so good, but I was running out of moves. The silences persisted for a few minutes while he measured and marked different pieces of wood. Then it hit me. I had a plan. All I had to do was wat for my opening.
It didn’t take long. After about 5 more minutes of silence, he left to go inside to get something. I took my shot. As soon as he was gone, I jumped up and headed for the pool. Flipping the cover on the control panel, I flipped the tub to on. I raced back to the shop, and I stripped off all my clothes, placing them in the chair I was sitting in. I then raced through the brisk air to the tub, where I slid in.
The water was ice cold. My nipples immediately hardened. The water coming from the jets was warm, but still, my teeth began to chatter. I prayed the water would heat up quickly.
I heard the side door open. He was heading back into the shop. It didn’t take long before he rounded the corner. I waved at him. He slowly walked over.
“Claire. What the hell are you doing?”
“Entertaining myself.” I said. I made a show of pushing my hands down to my pussy. “Since you wont, I have to find something to do.”
“This ain’t right, Claire. Theres something wrong with you.”
I smiled and closed my eyes as my fingers slipped inside me. “Mmmhm.” I moaned in agreement. “Very wrong.” I said.
He watched me finger myself. He didn’t leave. I went all in. I stood and began to walk out of the tub. The chill in the air brought my chattering teeth back. “I’m going to go into the house and Im going to be entertaining myself. If you are bored, you should follow me.” And I headed for the sliding door.
I entered, thought about the couch, but decided against getting it all wet, and went to the floor instead. I got down on all fours, ass in the air, and began to play with my pussy. I rubbed my asshole too.
I heard the door open and smiled. I had won.
I rolled over and lay on my back. He stood over me. He began to undo his jeans and I moved to my knees. “You are going to love this, Frank.” I told him.
I was eager to finally see this cock. As his jeans fell I reached up and took his boxers in my hands, I pulled them down.
It was wonderful. Bigger than either of his sons. A good 6 or 7 inches, if I have to guess, but thick. His balls hung in a sack covered in gray pubic hairs. I opened my mouth, and licked the length of his shaft, my eyes locked with his. From the tip to the base, and then back again. He began to grow. I took him into my mouth and began to suck. Using my mouth, suction, tongue, suction, tongue. He grew to an impressive level of fullness in my mouth. I pulled it out.
“Gag me, daddy.” I said before plunging down on it again. This time I felt him hit the back of my throat and the first gag began. I felt his hand on the back of my head as he held me there. Oh yes. He wanted a whore. I’d give him that.
He let me up and I pulled back, rubbing the slime covered cock on my face. “You are so much bigger than Joe.” I said.
“Shut the fuck up.” He said and he forced it back in my mouth. Another round of gaging began. When he let me up from it, I went back to his balls, letting the cock lay across my face. I licked and gently sucked each ball, and then I moved lower. He moved back. He looked at me confused. “What are you doing?”
Poor bastard. He’d never been rimmed. I smiled. I stood and undid his shirt. Once off I sucked and nibbled at his nipples as I walked him back to his chair. He fell down into it. I returned to my knees and the blow job. Building up a good supply of saliva, I worked down to his balls again, and then to under them.
It was clear he had been working, but it turned me on even more. Lower and further I pushed, my tongue searching for his ass. I could hear him moaning. I reached up and grabbed his cock. Mainly to keep him from jerking it and cumming too quick. I finally found it. I thought about how wanton and whoreish I was being. On my knees, with my tongue on my husbands fathers ass.
“Fucking hell, Claire.” He moaned. I pulled out.
“Betty doesn’t to that, does she?” I smiled.
He shook his head and stood up. It was his turn to take control. He turned me around and began kissing my neck and rubbing my tits. I felt his cock pressing into my back. He reached down and inserted a finger into my pussy. I felt him pushing me down and over. I resumed my position on my knees, my shoulders and head on the carpet.
“Fuck me daddy.” I said.
“Where?” he asked
“Anywhere you want.”
“Does he do anal?” I shook my head no, preparing for the possibility that I was about to take a pretty big cock in my ass. “Just my pussy.”
I felt the head at my ass. I reached back and spread for him. “Yessss, daddy.” He began to push in. I gasped when he first popped in. We had no lube, aside from my spit, and he was bigger than any I had been buttfucked with in a while. I let my cheeks go. The pain was reaching my threshold. I took my other hand and went to my clit, hoping to off set it.
That seemed to work. The searing pain became more bearable. “Im a whore. Im a whore. Im a whore.” I began to repeat to myself reminding myself that I wanted this. He began to slid in and out.
“Do you fuck Bettys ass, Frank?”
“Call me daddy.”
“Do you fuck Bettys ass, Daddy?”
“Not in a while.” It turned me on even more that Betty used to take dicks in her ass.
“Pull my hair daddy.” He obliged as he began to pick up speed. He had the stamina I expected from a runner, as well as the endurance.
He was pounding my ass now. My own fingers had brought me to the point of climax. I screamed as the cum took me, clinching my ass around his thick invading cock. I fully expected him to cum. But he slowed down. Not wanting to hurt me as my ass was clenching, he slowed, delaying his own satisfaction.
As soon as I subsided, we resumed the fucking. His relentless assault on my body. I couldn’t wait to have him fucking my pussy like this. “Im gonna cum, Claire.” He exclaimed.
“Do it daddy. Cum inside me.”
With a shudder he did. With each pump he moaned and shook. I couldn’t feel him cumming, but I knew it was a lot. I only felt it as he fell out of my ass. He fell next to me, catching his breath. I moved to my side and snuggled up next to him. “Good?” he asked me.
“Better than both your sons.” I smiled.
He looked at me shocked for a moment. Before he began to smile, letting his head fall back to the floor. “Wow. You are a whore. But you are an amazing fuck.”
I smiled and looked down at his cock. The cum coated it, but it didnt look bad. I leaned over and took it into my mouth. He looked at me with a mixture of lust and confusion. I felt his cock twitch a little in my mouth.
I pulled off it. “I want you to fuck my pussy next.”

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Looking for some women in or near Los Angeles for no string or friends with benefits fun. I'd love to find someone real submissive to let me take control and have my way. Even better if your down for raw fun(no condom) and public fun.

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Anybody got the video of that howard stern show where porn stars Joanna Angel and Sunny Leone ride the sybian? I can't find it anywhere anymore :(

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i would have given anything, to be her everything.
there was nothing, that i wasn't ready to do, to show her.
i took pride in her smiles, because it meant that, for a few seconds, she was happy.
i was the funny guy, that always wanted to help her forget her worries, even if it was only for a couple hours.

but she, this angel in my eyes, was fixed on another man, who treated her like shit.
she, couldnt take her eyes off of him, and she could only see a slim chance at happiness with him, but she would take it.

for years i would watch the cycle repeat, countless times.
break-up, make-up, happy, sad, mad, suspicious, break-up, repeat.

i wanted to stop it, i wanted her to be happy, and not stuck in a cycle she thought she could break. definition of insanity, and i thought i was insane for trying, maybe i was.

ofcourse i would always wait until they were broken up before i would even hint at the possibility. i couldnt do the same thing i did before, to start up a relationship with her, it didnt end well before so why try the same thing?

she wasnt interested, so instead, i played the friend, i didnt mind. so long as i could get her to smile and laugh while she was with me, i could take that and be alright with it. i would take her out to movies and what not, as a friend (idk if she thought they were dates, but in my eyes they werent).

days passed, and it started up again.... the cycle... i cried, i truly cried. because it was insane, and i knew she wouldnt change her mind.

so, after that, i left the scene. i told her my thoughts, she told me hers, mine weren't lies, but im sure her's were.

i would not sit and watch her go through the cycle again, only to come out with the same answers and same questions.

to this day, i still love her, but i will not go back just to see i was right.
even if i am wrong, i loved her for who she was. i would only stay in love with her until she found the next guy she thought was good enough, and i would be forced to leave due to the sight of her being intimate with someone else.
i want her to be happy, if i cant give that to her (she tells me i cant), then i will leave it up to someone else, and when i know they're good, i will always leave.
if i didnt, i would only get inbetween them. i dont want her to see me, as someone who doesnt want her to be happy.

maybe one day i'll look back and say "hey, this bitch wasnt worth it".
It's what i hope for

i will stay anonymous, because she also has a motherless acc.

will she see this? highly doubtful.
even if she did, she wouldnt contact me over this and i have her blocked on fb.

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Very hot movement... wish fuck this hot angel teen as this guy!

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My cousin angels sexy face/feet, what do you think?

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Gimp Guy Underground presents The Halloween Night Zombie Walk and After Party Show, Saturday October 31st, 2009. Before the show at Forward Hall, there will be a short Zombie Walk from the Erie Cemetery to Forward Hall (it�s only about 5 blocks total). Those in costume (zombie preferred, but any costume!) who wish to participate in the walk should meet at the Whippy Dip on 25th and Chestnut around 5:15pm. Participants will leave there about 5:30pm and head south to 26th Street, then east along 26th to Peach Street and finally north to Forward Hall. This route will provide maximum exposure during rush hour. It will be filmed as well. After the walk, there will be a kick ass show and party at Forward Hall featuring 5 bands and 2 Dj�s. The bands are Obelus (Edinboro, Pa Thrash Metal/Metalcore), Otis (Erie, Pa Bass Heavy Progressive Funk/Jazz Rock), Dead Men Don�t Talk (Bradford, Pa Metal/Hardcore), Jibilian/Setar (Los Angeles, Ca Funk Duo Craziness) and Dead Holiday (Utica, Ny Horror Punk Rock). Dj�s spinning between the bands sets are The Buddha Stylus and Dj Karma Tek. Doors are at 6pm. $6 at the door. $1 off admission if you come in costume.

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Who is this angel, I must know!!!!!!

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I'm a 19 yo guy from downtown Los Angeles looking for a female to suck me for the first time... Any women available???

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(Parody of The Night Before Christmas written by Clement C. Moore)

T'was the fright before Christmas. No one upset me
With a big bowl of popcorn, watching TV

I stretched, gave a yawn, settled back in my chair,
In hopes that St. Nicholson soon would be there.

The children were lying awake without sleep
They'd seen all his movies. He gives 'em the creeps.

I'd cued up Cukoo's Nest with my trusty remote,
To the part where he had all the nuts in the boat.

When out in the yard there arose such a noise,
I turned off the TV to see what it was.

And what to my wondering eyes should approach?
But the Los Angeles Lakers and Pat Riley, their coach.

The limo was racing; the team at it's heels.
That's when I saw him the man at the wheel.

He ranted and cursed. Waved round his swizzle stick.
And I knew in a second it must be Jack Nick.

More rapid than the Celtics, these Lakers they came.
He screamed like a madman and called them by name:

'Now Magic, now Worthy, now Scott and Kareem
On Cooper, on Rambus, and the rest of the team.'

Down the chimney St. Nicholson came with a groan.
Then he brushed off the soot and said, 'Honey I'm home!'

He was wearing a trench coat. With beer it was stained.
And shirt clawed to shreds by Shirley McLaine

He had a fat face, and flabby beer belly
From too many trips to the bar and the deli.

'It's tough when an actor becomes fat and lazy.
I only get calls to play weirdoes and crazies'

And middle-aged has beens with washed up careers.
But I'll fix 'em all and play Santa this year.'

And with that he buried his head in the sack
And said, 'Let's see what you get from your old buddy Jack.

'A hatchet for Daddy,' he reared back his head,
'To scare all those little buggers upstairs in bed.

'And a stiff drink for Mommy, in a nice tall glass.
She could really use something to kill that bug up her chimney!'

With a wink of his eye and a twist of his face,
He threw all the stockings into the fireplace.

What could I do? What could I say?
What would I wear on my feet Christmas Day?

I asked for a reason, and turning his head,
He looked straight at me, and here's what he said:

'Why? Do you wanna' know why? Do you really wanna' know why, Pal?

'I'll tell you why. When you're out Christmas shopping. You know, doing your little Christmas things with all your little Christmas friends, spreading all that Christmas cheer with those stupid Christmas songs. Did you ever stop and think of picking up a little something for old Jack, huh? Did you ever stop to think of what Jack might like for Christmas?

'You know, Jack, from the movies, up on the big screen? Pouring his heart out, giving it everything he's got, day in and day out, just trying as hard as he can to bring a tiny little bit of sunshine into your miserable, little hum-drum lives. Did you ever think of good old Jack, huh, for a second? No, not once! Maybe old Jack just wasn't that good, huh? Maybe I wasn't good enough in The Postman Always Rings Twice. Acted my guts out for you in that one! Cuckoo's Nest, The Shining, Witches of freaking Eastwick, Prizzi's freaking Honor! All for you pal, just to brighten things up for ya!

'Not good enough though is it? No, you want me to brighten up the Christmas season too, huh? Isn't that what you want, Pal?

'Okay, let's make things real bright around here! What do you say we decorate the tree? String up these pretty lights here! Oh, she's looking brighter already! Why don't we take this cute little angel and ram her on the top branch huh? Ha ha ha! How about some gasoline for the whole freaking thing? I mean let's make her just as bright as she can be! What do you say we light her up, and chuck her through the old picture window here, huh, pal? No sense in having a tree as bright as all that and not giving the neighbors a chance to see, don't ya think, huh?

'There, aren't you glad old Jack stopped by? Huh, huh, huh? Ha!'

The flames towered brightly in the cold wintery sky,
As he made for his limo and bade his goodbye.

And an age may unfold ere I fail to regret
That visit from St. Nicholson. Which I'd sooner forget.

But I swear by the goose bumps upon my skin
That I'll always remember that devilish grin.

And his voice crying out ere he faded from sight,
'Merry Christmas to all, and I hope I never see you again as long as I live, for crying out loud!'

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Who’s from Los Angeles ?  I want to come over and watch motherless porn whit you . Party friendly ,420 friendly too.   I’m down to meet people close to me . I have tons of porn I haven’t uploaded we can watch together share story’s , get high ass hell .    I’m into girls  meeting dudes on here is cool too . I’m in my 30s I’m Mexican I look like a thug I’m kool people whit a twisted mind 

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Hi ho, just seeing if anyone out there can help me out. can anyone help me find any Angel Jay vids? I haven't seen much of her. There is a clip floating around here that i can't find for the life of me. The scene you've probably seen of her is as a girl scout selling cookies. it's from Jurassic Cock ala porn pros. She does alot of daddy talk in the vid.

The daddy talk isn't the draw for me, i just think she's cute as hell. I also love the soft sleepy way she talks. thanks folks.

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I'm looking for a pornstar that looks like this angel.

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she was a frightful angel by P-X-E

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she is angelic

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I'm Angel. im looking for a female. any age to be my virtual bff. looking for a female any age that wants to help me get better at being watched on camera and get me out of being shy talking and and get better at being a turn on talking about incest fantasies and my fetishes. I am inspiring to be a cam contact provider and possibly more. I discovered that I like being watched throating my 10-in BBC and started Loving swallowing precum and his loads and want to be turned into a true cum swallow sub for my daddy. I know there are other girls out there like me but can't get my circle of female friends let me know if we share the same interests. I'm seriously looking girls.

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Can anyone help me edit my Candid Vids?? i take really good candid shots of feet, ass, nice legs, ect.. i have good footage and want to edit with slo-mos, close ups,and muliple shots in one screen..anyone? i have vids to share. from los angeles

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Just found out this local girl and her friend have appeared on money talks giving a handjob. Can anybody help me find it? The episode is most likely based in Los Angeles. Maybe Venice Beach.

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I'm a male looking for a female. Anyone around the Los Angeles, CA area wanna hook up soon?

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Looking for some fun in Los Angeles. Free most nights and don't mind repeat play.

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I confess that for years (since 2008) I have jacked off to photos of a girl which appear on a Flickr photo album. The pics are just ordinary family snapshots but the girl is an absolute angel. She is quite...eh...young and my favourite shots of her are of her in swimsuits, pretty dresses and an absolutely to-die-for pic of her in a ballet tutu thing. I dunno, it's like voyuerism...what am I saying? It IS voyourism looking at those innocent family snapshots and jerking off to them. No, there is no point providing the link to the album lest I get fucking reported but I am not alone; I have seen some of her pics on imgsrc (again, just family snaps) over the years so some other folks must like her too.

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Angel Of Midnight

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Denver angel

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Question for you: what would you do in my situation?

My wife has recently picked up a sexual appetite way beyond her normal one. I mean, from once a month or less, to every night. I know she's going through a mid-life crisis, and she's challenging herself in every way possible - especially sexually. She's gone from very vanilla to, well, a lot less vanilla, but not anywhere near as kinky as I'd like, but hey - it's a very pleasant change.

I've found out that her appetites have changed about the same time as she's started having a bit of a thing for a work colleague. She's clearly interested, as is he - and I suspect that sooner or later it'll develop into an affair, if I'm honest. Now the sex doesn't really bother me - one of my kinks would be to get more into the whole swing/swap scene, but the dishonesty/emotional connection side of things does have more of a concern for me. I'm all for her fucking other guys, but only for the fucking, not because of the deeper side of things - which I worry is more what she's looking for. Clearly I'm not fulfilling something in her life, but after 8 years of marriage I guess the romance gets replaced with a comfort thing, which can be easily overlooked in favour of a new guy with a poem and a bunch of cheap flowers.

Her friends have talked to me because I think they recognise she's on the verge of going "off the rails" and, in their own words, it's not because of something I've done, but just because she's hit that point in her life where she's wanting to go crazy. I'm an innocent bystander, they say. They want me to come over all the romantic hero, and sweep her off her feet so she stays loyal: but the kinky dog in me wants something else :)

Personally I'm no angel. I've been with prostitutes; I've slept around on one night stands; I've hooked up with people I've met on work conferences and screwed around. So don't picture me as the guy on the moral high ground. No way.

My personal thought on all this is: I don't care if she screws around, and I might get her to agree to some kinky shit that I've wanted to do for some time (threesomes, foursomes, outdoor group sex with strangers and more). I might think about discussing an open relationship with her, which she might actually go for as she'd be given by me an open invite to follow up on the attraction she's got with the guy from work.

So - what would you dirty minded fuckers do? (and it makes a change that there's nobody under-aged involved, which disappoints me deeply: I love "fucking reported" guy and hope he posts on my thread just for me). Thanks, pervs.

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Good morning my Lord.. i hope after hearing my Master will be in a mood to stop punishing His little slave.. all she wants is just a little attention and path to continue.. hope I was a good girl and earned a little mercy from my Sadist and poked my veryy Angelic Master

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Angel or devil?

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This is a confession about how I got off last night.

I was just winding down around 1:30 AM and thought I would catch the liquor store before it closed so I could get myself a gatorade and some chips before I go to bed. As I begin walking there I notice an older black lady across the street, seemed to be talking to herself. When we got closer I could hear her complaining about the college kids (I am a college kid) in the town being loud and partying and spoiled etc etc. As she noticed me she asks what time it is and I relay that it is 1:40. "I still have time till it closes" she said, so I figured she was going to the liquor store too. Sure enough, she walks in a little after me because I was walking way faster than her. She pulls out change and a loose dollar bill and asks to get as many mini bottles of booze that would get her. I noticed this and felt bad as I was just about to go home and spoil myself to expensive 420 and these snacks, so I felt charitable. I bought two more of these mini bottles, which cost a total of $1.53. I handed them to her as she was putting her stuff in her purse and said "enjoy a couple on me" and I could tell this had been a rough night and it meant a lot to her. She embraces me and hugs me and says "thank you so much, your such an angel". She walked out as I finished paying for my things, signed the receipt, and walked out. She was waiting for me outside, as she said thank you again. She asks to walk with me to avoid walking alone this late, I agree and she grabs my arm and she walks. On the way she begins to explain how she has no kids, and her husband had been treating her like shit and refusing to "eat the pussy or fuck the pussy, so I aint sucking his dick". Obviously I was put off because to be honest she looked dirty, looked like someone I wouldn't fuck either, so I couldn't blame her husband. She repeated how frustrated she was multiple times. Finally, we get to my building and I tell her this is where I have to go. She hugs me again as she has tears in her eyes and says "Thank you baby, you gave me confidence in this world again". As she is hugging me, kisses my cheek, then my neck, then starts to give me a hickey. I tried to play it cool so I just backed away a bit, but that's when she made her biggest move. Went straight in for a kiss as she rubbed my cock through my sweatpants. I could tell this lady was just desperate for some love. So many thoughts rushed through my head, but I finally said "fuck it, you wanna have a fun time?". She smiled big and said "oh baby your the one who's going to have a good time". I take her hand and lead her into my building, get in my apartment, then proceed to drop my pants in front of her and say "since i'm treating that pussy you treat my cock". Sat down on the couch, she knelt in front of me, and proceeded to give me the best blowjob I have ever gotten. She was batshit ugly but damn this lady can suck cock. I came in her mouth after a couple minutes and said give me a couple minutes, grabbed my bong, smoked with her a bit, then proceeded to begin going down on her. This was prob the worst tasting pussy ever, but she was yelling like a damn heina. Years of sexual frustration let loose, as she finally was able to climax before I rushed the condom on and started to go to town on the 50+ year old pussy. After we finished I told her I had to go to class early in the morning and she gave me her number and said "anytime your bored sweetie, ill come by" then just walked out.

I don't think I will ever do it again, but damn, that Gatorade tasted pretty fucking good after busting a couple nuts. Sure as hell beat jerking off on here lol

Just thought I would share the story, I knew I was going to post it on here the second I let her in my apartment.

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slut Angel titties

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Angels cooking pudding...

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Does anybody have an interest in the supernatural/paranormal & having sex with spiritual beings?

Demons/elemental/dead humans/angels/Gods


No flesh, no problem!

I want to know you!

People with these experiences are one in a billion

So I’m not expecting to find another person like me here, but it doesn’t hurt to look!

- The Dead Man
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Sweet beautiful angel

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I received a letter like this... is it working or scam ?
it sounds working scheme... are anybody having any experiences with it ?


MY GUARDIAN ANGEL INCOME SYSTEM

As seen in Oprah!!! $50K in your PayPal Account!
Dear Fellow Friends,

That's Right - $50,000 in your PayPal account and that's NO JOKE!!

IT WAS PROVEN ON OPRAH, CNN, 20/20 and various highly respected U.S. TV and radio programs as being 100% legal, feasible and true!
For the price of 2 $5 Subway Foot-Longs You Can Help Someone and Change Your Life! It works QUICKLY and LEGALLY. Basically, this is all about PEOPLE HELPING PEOPLE

"THE GUARDIAN SYSTEM" $10 USD -- That's all it takes!

I'll try to keep this short and sweet. Do it once and you're done.

To get started just copy this whole page and paste it to your documents to edit it. Simply follow the instructions below and in 2 to 4 weeks, you could have as much as $50,000 in your PayPal account or even more.

Most people respond to this program because of the low investment ($10USD) and high profit potential. There is no limit to the income you can generate from this (you can just do it over and over!) If you follow the instructions, you will reach thousands of people!

HONESTY, FAITH AND INTEGRITY makes this system work!

I think everyone has heard of "PayPal"? Anyone with an e-mail address can join for FREE! If you're not already a PayPal user, the first thing you need to do is go
to PayPal.com and sign up

Here's how it works:

Step 1:
Send a $5.00 US dollar donation from your PayPal account to THE FIRST e-mail address on the list (No. 1) by using the PayPal 'Send Money' feature and be sure to include in the email "Payment for Internet Marketing". THIS KEEPS THE PROGRAM LEGAL.

Step 2:
Then send another $5.00 US dollar payment to the 5th person on the list (No. 5) with an email that says "Payment for Internet Marketing 5th".

Step 3:
Once you have done that, REMOVE the 1st email address and place YOUR email address at the bottom (position no. 5). Then move the 2nd to 1st, the 3rd to 2nd, the 4th to 3rd, and 5th to 4th. You now become the 5th email address on the list.

DO NOT TRY TO PLACE YOURSELF IN THE FIRST PLACE. IT WILL ONLY REACH THE PEOPLE YOU SEND IT TO AND THEN YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WILL BE REMOVED FROM THE LIST. If you do this, the way it was designed, it will reach thousands by the time your email address gets to the top.

REMEMBER to send a $5 US dollar donation to the 1st email address and the message "PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING". Send the other $5 US dollar donation to the 5th person and an email with the words "PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING 5TH". This will help the 5th person to track the progress of the letter and continue to send out more emails.

Here is the list:

1. [email protected]

2. [email protected]

3. [email protected]

4. [email protected]

5. [email protected]


Make sure your email address is the same as the one you used to open your PayPal Account! (as this is the way you will receive your payments).

Now that you have paid the 1st and 5th person and sent them both an email (via your PayPal account), place your email address in the 5th place.

Step 4

Okay, the only thing left to do is to POST YOUR LETTER. You can post on craiglist.com, ListJoe.com, Theleadmagnet.com, FreeSafeListMailer.com, DesktopLightning.com, ViralMailProfits.com , ListBonus.com ,Adchiever.com ,State-the-art-mailer.com , message boards and newsgroups (there are thousands). You can even send an email to your own list.


IT IS YOUR JOB AS THE 5TH PERSON ON THE LIST TO ENSURE THERE ARE AT LEAST 20 'PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING 5TH' REPLIES.

The 5th person is the Guardian of the System - YOU!!!

If there are NOT at least 20 replies then the 5th person will keep sending/posting the letter until there are at least 20.

MAKE SURE YOU SEND $5.00 US DOLLARS TO THE 1ST PERSON TO THANK THEM FOR WHEN THEY WERE THE GUARDIAN OF THE LETTER AND $5.00 TO THE 5TH PERSON SO MORE EMAILS CONTINUE TO GO OUT.

Now the fun begins. We reap what we sow - other people will see your posting and do the exact same thing. As you wait through the 4th, 3rd and 2nd slots for your work as Guardian to pay off, hundreds even thousands of others will be assuming the role of Guardian and keep the program moving.

Once you have arrived at the 1st position, it means hundreds and maybe thousands have been working the program since you started. All of those people will then pay you as the 1st and you won't believe the kind of money that has been generated. Seriously, its common sense - you do it and 25 or more people see and do the exact same thing and EVERYONE wins!!! You will receive thanks and the same blessings!

When your name (email address) reaches the 1st slot, 900 to 15,000 people will send you $5.00 dollars each. You could easily make up to $50,000 USD.

Keep in mind - the most you spend is $10 dollars. Remember -- what goes around comes around.

DO NOT TRY TO PUT YOURSELF IN FIFTH PLACE WITHOUT PAYING AS PAYPAL WILL AUTOMATICALLY NOTICE THIS AND DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT AND POSSIBLY PURSUE LEGAL ACTION. THIS IS A LEGITIMATE PROGRAM AND THEY ARE PART OF IT.


TESTIMONIALS:

Mary Gatters, Columbia, SC said on Oprah show:
I only have one thing to say to you. OH MY GOD! I sent out 142 copies in total before 20 replied like the instructions said. Then I went on a short vacation. When I got back my account had over $32,000 dollars in it already and the money was still coming! I'm still floating on air (especially with my new car). I thought the "Guardian System" sounded cheesy, but now I realize it is the formula that makes this letter really work! THANKS.

Richard Barrie, Boulder, CO:
I was shocked when I saw how much money came flooding into my PayPal account. Within 3 weeks my account balance has ballooned to $22,449. At first I thought there had been some sort of error with my account.


HERE ARE THE STEP-BY-STEP INSTRUCTIONS AGAIN:

Step 1: Set up your PayPal Account (if you don't already have one), and send the top name (1st person) $5.00 US dollars - Don't forget to include "PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING". This is IMPORTANT as it keeps the program legal.

Step 2: Send the other $5.00 US dollars and a note stating "PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING 5TH" to the 5th name on the list.

Step 3: Remove the top name (email address) and move the other 4 names up one place each. Place YOUR name in the bottom slot (5th) and you will receive a minimum of $100 dollars for your efforts.

Step 4: Keep sending/posting this letter until you get 20 'PAYMENT FOR INTERNET MARKETING 5TH' replies in your In-box.

Please give it an honest effort, you will not be disappointed and will be very glad you did when it starts to work. Be creative. Remember, all you're going to be out of pocket is about the cost of a couple of coffees with the opportunity of banking thousands of dollars into your PayPal account! Take the smallest risk of your life!!!

>>The Guardian system is based on HONEST people helping each other out. This program is completely legal if you follow the step by step instructions. It's the same concept of building a downline except more profitable and affordable. It's like the movie. "Paying It Forward", where we all give someone else just five dollars. Make BIG money in an HONEST way!


To Your Success

Simpelman

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Just looking to have some pretty straight forward fun here in Los Angeles.

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Jennifer was easily the best fuck of my life.
If any of you lads ever get to spend time in downtown los angeles, look her up in the club scene.
Horniest and hottest lil' ride.

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I will be honest this is my first time posting here but I seen some of the confession and got one of my own....Ive been training this girl to be my dirty slut for a few years without doing anything. You are probably wondering how so I will explain.

For starters she is not ready to cheat on her Boyfriend but I have her sending me pics, videos and more ( No I will not share I have no interest in getting caught ) . It started three years ago with her randomly adding me on Facebook. She spoke to me and claims that I look innocent but she can see something behind my angelic like eyes. I opened her up by getting close to her. She tells me her boyfriend can not satisfy her and it sucks so I told her what id like to do to her. Apparently fucking her in the ass and showering her in cum is a very big turn on. She started thinking of me more then her own man and now plays with herself to me. She tried to stay away for a time but admits she wants me to fuck her like a real man. She is going with her friends on a trip but wants to buy more toys to show me. I feel like im at the end of the road with her and soon she will be nothing more then my submissive toy. At this rate she will likely break up with her man if I want her too and the best part is she is Bisexual. I am thinking on getting her to go with girls and see if I can lead into something with me and two women though I feel like I might be pushing it a bit there.

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I know it makes me one depraved motherfucker, but this shit is too hot not to share. Enjoy 🤫

I’ve been dating this new girl for a couple weeks. She’s fucking hot & the sex is great. She is 30 I think, probably 5’7 135lbs with medium size B cup titties pretty big ass and long legs.

Last night for whatever reason she decides to “open up on me” and what she told me a shocked the fuck out of me. She says “I need to tell you something about my last relationship. Please don’t judge me for it though.” She and her ex had been dating since she met him in high school and he was a few years older having already graduated. He was the only guy she’d ever been with and tells me he manipulated her. I asked “what do you mean?” I could tell she was getting uncomfortable As she continued “I don’t know how to say this but my ex Really liked to watch other guys have sex with me while he watched. We’ve only been dating for like four weeks so I haven’t exactly pressed threesome angle but I’d be lying if I didn’t say my cock was getting hard even if I was realizing this bitch wasn’t and isn’t wifey material. I said something on the lines of “well it’s 2021 who cares I’ve had some threesomes before myself.”

She thanked me for being understanding but said “I got to tell you more.” 22-year-old me liked the drunk fun sex and when I would pick the guy and he treated it as just a fun time. I would come so hard and suck him off after we kicked the happy guy out. It change me though when he got a new job in the movie industry and we moved to Los Angeles. That’s when the parties started.” “What parties,” I asked? “Well usually they were at some mansion or house party in the hills and usually ended with me feeling dirty and sore.

At this point I can tell she is on the verge of tears but at the same time my cock is rock hard and I have moved it up into my waist band so she can’t tell. I couldn’t help myself tho and I pressed for some details. “That doesn’t sound too bad, kinda hot even. Was it against your will? What happened?” “No, the first party was swinger party. We got really drunk before going. That time wasn’t really that bad and all i remembers is having sex with a sexy little Latin girl and her older husband. It was the first time I had sex with a woman and I really liked it. She was gentle but sucked my clit in a way I had ever orgasmed before... But that’s where the couple to couple things stopped. And each new thing I found myself liking less and less. I think he just got so into “sharing me” (what he called it) that’s all I became. I was his sex puppet but didn’t know it. One time he brought me to a house and when we walked in there was no feeling out or couples it was an all out orgy on mattresses across the room. I didn’t know what to do and wanted to leave but decided to give it a try like I always did. Before I knew it I was on a bed with two other women in their 40s or 50s. The three of us had been playing with Escher when a group of men led by my boyfriend approach and he instructed me to suck a skinny guy, who I found out was the husband of the one of the women. Obediently I did as he asked and took him in my mouth while my ex pulled me into his waist and did his worst.”
Unable to contain myself now I grab her by the back of the head kiss her and start rubbing what I find to be surprisingly moist pussy. It’s just me and you no one else in here, pull your skirt down and bend over the bed, now. Without a word she pulled back gave my dick an encouraging squeeze turned around and while slowly swinging her hips dropped her panties and skirt. Before she could even get her hands to the floor I had one hand on either side of her hips and was thrusting my cock into her.

“What do you mean his worst?”

There was a sex swing hanging the main room, the skinny man and my boyfriend helped me in. I had a rope in between my breasts in my legs Spread wide. The swing was in a main room and there was probably 20 people standing around watching him and I. I don’t know what came over me, maybe that I was tied up and couldn’t really resist but I wanted to be a whore. I wasn’t keeping count but after taking his load I could tell more was coming. I laid in that swing for probably a half hour while three or four more men used me.

I asked her if she liked it. Her answer was “I was sore the next day but every time I masturbate I think about it. I think I like being a slut.”

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I confess that this is my friend's ex. Back when they were together my friend would tell me stories how I shouldn't be fooled by the looks of his girl, that she might look angelic but was a total freak in bed especially when she gets to drink. At first I just nodded and didn't believe him since we've been drinking when he tells me these stories. That is until one day in a party his ex got wasted and he asked me to come with him so he could bring the drunk girl home. Even before he could start the car, I was at the back, this girl starts pulling down his pants and gives him a sloppy drunk blowjob right there, as if I wasnt even around. My friend then looks at me smiling. The scene was so hot that I cant help but pull out my cock and start masturbating while I watch my friend's ex blow him. My friend then parks the car somewhere no one would see us and told his ex to crawl at the back where she sees me with my rock hard dick in my hands. The bitch didnt even hesitate and started sucking on my dick like I was her boyfriend. My friend then opens the door at the back and positions this slut ass up while sucking me off, pulls up her skirt and just shoves her panties to the side and starts banging her right there. We change positions a couple of times and I got to fuck that tight pussy of hers and we made this bitch cum multiple times. What was great was when she herself asked us to DP her! No matter how small the space at the back of that car, we made it work and came all inside the bitch while she was screaming for more. I thought it would have ended there, but as soon as we drive her home, we fuck her again right on her front porch where she tried to stifle her moans because her parents might hear us. Made sure to push my cock down in her mouth so she could keep quiet and I came buckets down her throat.

I totally believe my friend that her ex is a total slut now.

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Anyone wanna have some fun near Los Angeles HMU 

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Does anyone know who this is? I've tried reversed image search and all the methods I could remember.. All I know, it's NOT Angel Long. Could anyone help me? =)

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My sweet little sister all dressed up to be fucked. Innocent and definitely a virgin - sets my cock on fire everytime I see her. I like smelling her bras and jacking off. I'm in love with her tits (she's a 32C), I watch them jiggle and bounce every occasion I can. I'd love to suck those babies, spending atleast 20 min on each tit.
What would you do this virgin angel?

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my busty whore.. angel

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Bought a little camera an taped it inside my friends toilet that his little  sister uses  not the beat quality and i fucked up the angel but il have more soon if you want the video lmk il post pics here 

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Cute Sabrina Sexy Angel.

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Anyone now who this beauty is, that was posted here before. She looks like something between and angel and pornstar.

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I confess that at 9pm tonight in the ML chat BDSM room I will have my cam on. I will be using my heavily drugged and very tied up whore of a gf for all to see. Los Angeles. Hope someone will do a vidcap and post it.

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I've been wanting to suck multiple cocks at once.
Any help?
I'm 30 male in Los Angeles.

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Do you really want to hurt me? I'm just a little angel.

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Looking for a guy in the Orange County or Los Angeles, California area to wear my wife's panties while I give him head. I'm open to any other fetishes you might have as well.

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Looking for a freaky kinky guy IRL to role play some dark fantasies with me... Location Los Angeles

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Anyone near Los Angeles, California who wants to have some fun hit me up asap. I am bi so men, women, or both are all good in my book.

Even if you aren't close and just want to masturbate together or share pics/vids I want to hear from you anyways.

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IT'S BECOME MUY DIFICIL PARA TROVARTE Y ESTO VIDEO, CHE PREFERITO MAS DE TODO ONLINE. GRACIAS AMIGO,

PAPA SICILIANO EN LOS ANGELES

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Hot 18 yr old I know from Vegas. Anyone else know her or have any win from her? Calls herself 'Angel'

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24F

I really absolutely love sucking cock, my favorite thing is finding reasons to give blowjobs to guys who aren't expecting it. I've blown guy friends as a birthday present, Uber drivers as a tip, coworkers to trade shifts, a random guy walking by outside when I was on break, etc. I love the look on their faces when I'm tonguing their shaft and shoving their dick deep into my throat. They treat me like an angel and it's weird but sometimes I get a feeling like that's what I was put here to do. Ever since I learned that I can ask almost any man on earth if I can suck his cock and he'd say yes I've taken advantage of it and had a lot of fun. My ex used to ask me to tell him some of my stories and every time I did I got really turned on thinking about it and it was fun to re-live the experiences, now that we're not together I want to share them again so I might as well do it here.


#1) Train Station
When I was 20 I wanted to take a vacation by myself to experience real freedom and I decided to do it on a train. I had a friend drive me all the way to the train station more than an hour from our home and when we got there we realized that the train left an hour later than we thought, so I had to wait an hour. He offered to wait with me because the train station was empty except for the man working at the counter. It was really boring sitting in the station so I asked him if I could thank him for a ride with a blowjob. I asked out loud and I think the man at the ticket counter heard me. My friend made a joke about how that wouldn't take an hour and so we should leave it for the end which was like a challenge to me, so I took him in a stall in the bathroom and made him tell me every time he was about to cum, I stopped every time and started again soon after and I sucked his cock for almost the entire hour until the train was almost there then finally deep throated him and let him cum in my throat. I couldn't actually see it but that was still one of the biggest loads I've ever felt.

#2) On the Train
I only put this one here because it happened so soon after the last one. I couldn't sleep on the train because I forgot to pack a blanket and it was very cold. There was a small store on board where you could buy items and food and I asked the man working if they had a blanket. They had one but it was so expensive because it was on a train and the only place to get one that I joked to the man that I would rather trade him a blowjob for it. He asked if I was serious and I said yes. When I made him cum he put it on my face and then grabbed the blanket he was going to give me and wiped it up without thinking about it! We laughed and he had to give me a different blanket.

#3) Tinder Friends
Another one with an awkward ending... I met a guy on Tinder on his 18th birthday and he told me he was a virgin and had never had a blowjob so I offered to come over and suck his cock as a birthday present. When I got there his parents were home, he snuck me up to his room and to make things even weirder his friend was there too. He said he didn't think I was really going to come. It was kind of kinky and I figured I would blow him in front of his friend, but I asked the friend if he had ever had one before and he said no, so I offered to suck his cock too. They didn't want to do it at the same time so his friend waited in the bathroom while I made the Tinder boy cum on his bed and then they switched places while I made his friend cum (His friend was bigger if you're curious lol). Afterward I got ready to leave but his mom saw me and said hi and thought I was his friend, we all stood in the hallway for a few minutes and made awkward small talk before I finally left.

#4) Sad Study Buddy
This one is not much of a story but it is kind of funny. In uni I was in the library working on a group project with a guy from class when he got a phone call that his mom was in the hospital. When he told me I said the first thing that came to mind which was "Oh shit I'm sorry, you want a blowjob or something?" We went in the bathroom and I made him cum before he left to see his mom at the hospital


I have so many more stories... if people really like them I will keep posting them :)

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It was 1984 the July 1st long weekend, my future wife ImP's youngest sister ReP had just arrived at the airport from Toronto for visit for four days. We weren't
getting married for six months but were travelling to Toronto in September for LoP's wedding, Imp's second youngest sister, but ReP wanted to come out and meet
me ahead of time. ImP my fiancé was 27 at the time, ReP the youngest girl in the family was 24.

I had seen pictures of her and she was by far the hottest looking one of the seven daughters in the family. Needless to say I was looking forward to meeting her as
we waited for her at the airport, and I was not to be disappointed.

She was about 5'1" to 5'2", petite, perfectly shaped with nicely shaped B cup sized breasts which suited her small framed body to a T. Her short black hair surrounded
her medium brown skinned angel like face. When she smiled her snow white teeth glowed. A perfect little Indian mixed race doll. She was dressed in a thigh high short
skirt and a T-shirt that she had cut the bottom off so that it hung half way between her breasts and belly button.

After a half hour drive of me looking in the rear view mirror at her than the road ahead we arrived at our house. It wasn't long after the three of us were into our
second bottle of wine. Soon the two sisters were into family drama, ReP saying she never forgave ImP for when ImP was 21 and ReP was 18, ImP stole away ReP's
boyfriend by letting him fuck her. ImP's reply was basically, maybe if ReP was fucking him it wouldn't have been so easy for ImP to steal him away by letting him
fuck her.

After that they went onto other things and I opened a third bottle of wine which for the both of them was clearly having an effect, especially ImP as she gets very
drunk quickly to the point of passing out, which eventually she did. I carried her upstairs, put her on the bed and thought to myself that later when I come to bed
I was going to have a pulled up skirt, panties on, passed out fuck. Returning downstairs I saw ReP had refilled our glasses and said she was going to get changed.

ReP returned wearing a silky white thigh high top that covered whatever white she was wearing underneath. As we talked the tie holding the top closed became looser
resulting in the top opening revealing a matching set short boxer style bottom and loose fitting top. As we talked and drank it wasn't long before ReP returned to the
subject of ImP using sex to steal away her boyfriend 6 years ago and that how she never forgave her and how she never had and wanted to get even.

She slipped off the top then leaned back, put her hand inside the leg opening of her bottom and started to play with herself while looking at me and saying getting even
would be if Ifucked her. I was getting a huge boner watching her while she play with her hairy bush listening to on how much she wanted me to fuck her. Finally
she leaned completely back, opened her legs, and pulled herself wide open to show me how wet her pink little hole was. I didn't need any more convincing.

I got up, dropped my pants and shorts down to my ankles, walked over and while looking straight into ReP's eyes slowly slid my cock deep inside her cunt. After about
five minutes of some slow deep fucking I suggested and she agreed we should carry on upstairs in her bedroom. So with my future wife down the hall I pounded her
sister until I unloaded a nut full of cum deep in her cunt. The next two nights were basically a repeat, get ImP passed out and fuck the hell out of her sister.

Even though ReP and I live in different cities over the last 34 years each time we get together she is more than willing to enact revenge on ImP every opportunity
we get. Of the many times some of the more memorable are, in September in the car while on errands for the wedding, two years later just two days before ReP
got married in ImP's and my hotel room, and this past spring in our hot tub.

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There was a video posted on here a while ago that had a girl with giant angel wings tattooed across her back. She was face down with her ass in the air on a bed, getting fingered from behind by another girl. The second girl was making her beg for more, and I think there was heavy breathing in the backround from a third person holding the camera.

Anyone have this one? I haven't been able to find it anywhere...

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I confess that sometimes I fantasize about some crazy asshole dropping a nuke on the Vatican, Salt Lake City and the motherfucking shithole in Saudi Arabia where brain-dead Muslims go to be trampled to death every year (Mecca).

I might throw in Los Angeles and the entire continent of Africa, minus Morroco and Tanzania, just to confuse investigators.

There are other suitable targets as well, but these few would be a good start.

Now who's in the mood for some tight teen pussy?

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I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS ANGEL?

LETS GIT IT ON
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