LeftoverSalmon

If it feels good, do me.
Gender Man
Relationship Single and looking
Location Tampa Bay area/Pinellas
Info & Stats
Sexuality: Straight
Favorite Porn: Amateur
Joined: May 28th, 2018
Last Seen: Jul 1st 2020
Uploads: 4
Upload Views: 47
Profile Views: 1,328
Favorited: 0
Friend Count: 49
Subscribers: 0
Board Posts: 31
Board Points: 36
Updated 02/25/2020 I feel like I must explain my "Name" ~ There is a wonderful Bluegrass/Alt band by this SAME name. By the number of responses, or lack thereof to this point, I believe I made a BIG mistake by using THIS name. There are very FEW of U who have ever heard of them, let alone their Music!! Do yourself a favor - educate yourself!! Most people simply think of a left over salmon as being a STINKIN' FISH, right?! Hindsight is ALWAYS 20/20, isn't it? Anyway, lemme ax U, is Ur glass half full, or half empty? I prefer mine to be half empty. That way, when I spill it, there's less to clean up. Are U a "clean freak"? Just how dirty do things have to get before they're considered Filthy? I think it's ony a matter of degrees because dirty/filthy can apply to a mental state, as well as a physical one, right? At some point or another, the mental state could FAR outweigh the physical! Hee hee! Anyway, I'm just Ur average perv. Not too kinky, but kinky enuff to be fun. I'm 100% straight, but not homophobic. Somewhat laid-back, this "older" Hippy is a youthful, progressive thinker. I rarely act my chronological age. I have a decisive attraction towards younger, shapely women - but who am I to judge? I accept friend requests from all who ask. Well, except fagz. Ha!!! Just kidding!! EVERYONE is welcome to join the fun!! Cheerz, Bill in Florida 🌴🤪💞 ~ PS - I'm 100% REAL & I can prove it within minutes upon request. Just ax, ok?

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23 Jan 2019 LeftoverSalmon commented
Excuse me while I go put my eyes back in my head. Damn! That is just SO incredible, definitely edible, entirely delectable but, for me, probably un-gettable!
23 Jan 2019 LeftoverSalmon commented
If U looked up "absolute beauty" in the dictionary, this is the pic that should be there. I'm in awe...
23 Jan 2019 LeftoverSalmon commented
Babydoll = EmmaD
23 Jan 2019 LeftoverSalmon commented
Wow! I'm speechless...
23 Jan 2019 LeftoverSalmon commented
Wow EmmaD, U are destined for great things as a supermodel, actress or porn star. U're pretty enuff to be a waitress! ;~) I'm in Love...perhaps it's just Lust....
23 Jan 2019 LeftoverSalmon commented
Damn, baby girl! I want to volunteer to be Ur full-time photographer. I'll work for free! U're simply irresistible, a picture of sexy perfection! Oops, I'm drooling....

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