She's absolutely fucking perfect, there's something wrong with you if you think she's too fat. I'd happily spend hours exploring that body and making her scream with pleasure.

I have a confession. My sister-in-law always drops round to ours since her divorce and expects to be fed. I've started making her omelettes and wanking into the eggs before cooking. It just appeals to me that she's swallowing my cum and doesn't know it. Am I wrong?

You're still smoking hot. Older women know what they want, how they want it and aren't afraid to ask. They're far more honest in the bedroom and are usually more adventurous. I'm 53 this year, my oldest partner was 17 years my senior but fucked like a whore half her age. Would love to see more of you (a lot more).

Nice. Are you looking to be bent over and treated like a sweet cockslut?

The question is - Did she mean she won't tell your wife that you find her attractive? or that she's interested in you as well and won't tell your wife if you take it further?

I can tell because your name, even though it's anonymous is highlighted in green. A quick tip though, don't attempt to comment on your own post under your proper username because that shows up as green highlight as well.

Nothing wrong with a little harmless flirting. Who knows what might have happened. I used to flirt terribly with a married woman I worked with and she used to flirt back and we were both happy with that, until she went home early one day and caught her husband doing the seventeen year old babysitter on the sofa. We didn't flirt after that, she just used to drag me into storerooms for a quick fuck. Yes she used me for sex but at 19 I wasn't complaining about fucking a 28 year old.

Damn, she has an amazing ass. Her body is beautifully toned and I bet she's an outstanding fuck.

Not judging. I've done plenty of kinky shit in my life so if it doesn't involve kids or animals then it's fair game. If it turns you on do it. If you're not sure, try it at least once. Plan like you'll live forever, live like you'll die tomorrow!

Whatever floats your boat. She sounds like a whole bunch of sexy fun and the world would be a boring place if we were all the same.

Is it a special birthday - 30th, 40th etc.?

For my wife's 40th birthday I took her to the local swingers club and arranged for her to be fucked and creampied by 40 guys. Cunt, arse and mouth were all well used and well filled.

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My wife and I weren't married when I was serving but we had an open and trusting relationship. I knew she was fucking other guys while I was on deployment because she'd send me pictures and blow by blow accounts of what she'd been up to. I'd return the favour by sending her pictures of female colleagues I'd fucked along with all the horny details. When I came home on leave, I'd sometimes bring female colleagues home with me, particularly if my wife had expressed an interest in them and we'd arrange threesomes and foursomes with some of her boy toys and my colleagues.

When my stepdaughter was 11, she went through a bitch phase. All she wanted to eat every day was McDonalds Cheeseburger Happy Meal and chocolate milkshake. The nearest MaccyD's was half a mile away and having no car I had to walk there and back, even in the pissing rain. I got into the habit of ducking into a doorway on the way home, uncapping the milkshake and wanking into it, giving it a quick stir with the straw before putting the cap back on.

SHE's a beautiful, sexy and attractive woman. You have a long road ahead of you as she transitions but as Bob Marley said:

“If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you wont give up. If you give up, you're not worthy. ... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.”

She looks like she might just be worth it. Stand by her and help her through this. Glad your both happy.

To the OP. Don't worry about the haters. There are women in this world who like to be physically and mentally abused and degraded. I have a friend who likes to be slapped around, choked, pissed on and in and throat fucked until she pukes. Gag her hard enough and she pisses herself after which she's happy to lick up all the piss and vomit. Pukey mouth to cunt, cunt to ass, ass to mouth. Swallows cum like a whore then lets you piss down her throat. Knows she's a worthless whore fuckpig who deserves everything she gets and likes it. BTW I'm more than happy to service her needs so here's to being a sick old pervert.

Mid Wales - If you're ever up this way let me know and I'll happily chat her up.

Whereabouts in the UK? If you're not too far from me I'd like to have a shot at getting her knickers off.

I occasionally make a special omelette for my stepdaughter with a little extra magic sauce. She says I make the best omelettes she's ever tasted.

A definite 8 going on 9 depending on how tight you are.