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07 Feb 2011 9:23PM
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I confess that I need help. Not mental help but your help. Anyone who think he/she might know how to solve my problem.

My situation is this:

I have a "friend" and I want to fuck her brains out. Problem is, I'm fairly certain she ain't feeling the same way.
The reason I wrote "friend" is because we have quite a history together.
I fucked her niece a couple of years ago and she my friend didn't really approve of that. Since then it has been an interesting relationship between us.
Basically she is a drama queen, an attention whore and a slut. She has previously told people around her that she has been raped, twice, by the same guy, whom she didn't report to the police. She is trying to manipulate most around her to exploit them of what ever she wants. So someone has to do some real harm to her.
Sadly if I raped her I'm 99% certain that she would report me. Simply because it's me.
Oh and of course she's fucking gorgeous.
To make a long story short she needs some dick. Hard!

So. How do I go about fucking her?
Asking her just like that would with 99% certainty result in a rejection and the chance for fucking her without any legal problems afterwards would be gone.
Of course I could just overpower her and rape her. But there is a chance that she might report it - hence problems rising.
Ultimately there is the way of doing her without her knowing about it.
That would require: Some sort of sedatives. Birth control, in some manner. And of course the best way to conceal the pill and sedatives so she doesn't realise she has ingested them.

The reason I prefer the last one is that, if done properly, she will never know - only have a hunch - she won't become pregnant because of the birth control, so that won't be giving her any clues, she won't experience it because she will be sedated, she will only have what ever feeling is left in her pussy. The key thing is that she is sedated, won't get pregnant and no dna is left on/in her.

So far this is the best I've been able to come up with.
I would really like some advice here. Prefer serious advice.
I need to find the right sedatives - something that is easily concealable, e.g. in a glass of water, and it needs to knock her out for quite a while and she needs to be far gone. On the other hand I don't want it to erase her short term memory. That would be a dead give away that something is wrong. Just make her think that she fell asleep. Secondly I need to find the right kind of birth control, also easily concealable, and need to something that is flexible in relation to when it needs to be ingested in relation to the time she gets dick.
Also I think it would be a pretty good idea to wash her afterwards, not give her a bath but clean her up, specially her pussy. Wouldn't want any traces left behind. So the best way to clean her as well would be good to know.

I know this is a lot to ask, but I will be rewarding you with pics and vids so it won't be for nothing that you lend me your help :)

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07 Feb 2011 10:08PM

have you been eating paint chips, or did you grow up under some powerlines?

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29 Mar 2012 7:58PM

Going to have to go with paint chips in this situation. You get exposed toa larger dose of Gauss from the power lines in your house than you do high voltage lines. Higher voltage means less current. Less current means less gauss and gauss density. Also gauss line density decreases exponentially as distance from the high voltage line increases.

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07 Feb 2011 11:19PM

If she's such a slut, then you should be able to bag her willingly and without raping her. Is your game THAT WEAK where you need to drug and rape a slut to get laid?

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08 Feb 2011 9:56AM

Fortunately, all of these things are easy to obtain! Go to Walgreens, and in the "Family Planning" aisle, look for a product called "DIY Rape Kit". It contains sedatives in the form of a cherry-flavored packet you pour in her water. It contains a birth control pill, and it even has a wash cloth to clean her up with afterwards! It's really the best on the market. Don't go for the Walgreens brand either, because generics aren't as good. Wouldn't want the washcloth to be faulty and not get her clean enough.

I buy a couple of these every Friday on my way home from work. The clerk at Walgreens recognizes me when I come and, and I always get a friendly smile and a greeting, "Hey! It's that guy who rapes everyone! How's it going this week?"

My life is awesome.

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08 Feb 2011 10:41AM

That last reply made it almost worth reading the OP's nauseating plea for rape advise. Well done sir. Well done.

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08 Feb 2011 10:43AM

Jesus Christ, I spelled advice wrong. ugh...

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02 May 2011 1:20PM

It couldn't hurt to just ask, you know...

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02 May 2011 1:26PM

go caveman on her ass...clunk her on the head wiff a 2x4 and fuck her knocked out ass good an hard

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02 May 2011 3:51PM

Play hard to get, ignore her, she'll bang you

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29 Mar 2012 5:29PM

^ sage advice ^

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29 Mar 2012 3:22PM

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29 Mar 2012 5:51PM

shes made claims of being raped, whether they be true or false (probably false). that right there is a red flag to stay as far away as possible

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29 Mar 2012 6:50PM

LOL ur a fucking dipshit!

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29 Mar 2012 7:33PM

Just so you know, birth control, and even condoms don't always work...

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