My confession... I know people here are going to be disgusted by this, but I just have to get it off my chest, as it were...
I want to find an attractive young woman who is over the age of consent... I would like to share with her some excellent food into which I have not previously ejaculated... I would not even attempt to engage in intercourse with any of her hypothetical relatives. While doing the above, I would consume intoxicating substances in the strictest moderation.
I'm sure everyone is going to say this is fake, but you know, whatever.
