Dear UK,
What the fuck is wrong with you assholes still having a royal family. Don't you think it about time to tell those inbred german assholes that the UK has had enough of their shit, and it is time for them to get off the public dole and get a fucking job.
2012 and you dumb fucks are kneeling and bowing to some faggot family all because of what cock they got squirted out of. Fuck the royal family, fuck the queen, fuck her fag son Chas, and Kate Middleton is a fucking whore.
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11 Apr 2012 9:09PM
Being Irish, I have no love for the crown. That being said, you are a douchbag
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11 Apr 2012 9:26PM
Fuck you , you drunk Irish cock sucker. If you fuckers werent such fags you could have whipped the UK the way we did in the USA not once but twice. The biggest fags in Europe are the French followed by the Irish followed by the British.
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11 Apr 2012 10:41PM
You should find a way to make money out of your talent. Not everyone can talk out of their ass. We beat England twice but they were home games. People here like to joke about the French during WW2 but we have been lucky to have been sheltered from real war. The last real war on our land was between ourselves. We have not had to deal with a neighbor invading us.
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11 Apr 2012 11:17PM
Oh and just so you know I don't hate Americans or anything well not just for being Americans anyway. I was just stating some facts to defend the UK. Personally I don't care how many wars America has won that seems like a strange way to compare countries.
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12 Apr 2012 1:37AM
Someone should also kindly remind the douchbag that it was the French that helped the US whip the British... just sayin...
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12 Apr 2012 1:40AM
amen to that. I always say if not for the French we would be speaking English...well proper English anyways lol
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12 Apr 2012 1:49AM
The British were'nt whipped. They ran out of money to keep the war going
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12 Apr 2012 1:48AM
They were never capable of whipping us. By the way, your knowlege on the war of independance is shit. And as for the rest of your crap......
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11 Apr 2012 9:27PM
Irish Whiskey is a fag drink, Kentucky Bourban is for real men.
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12 Apr 2012 1:39AM
Oh wow... there would BE no Kentucky Bourbon (not Bourban) were it not for Irish Whiskey. The oldest whiskey distillery in the world is in Ireland... the settlers of Kentucky were, by in large, Irish
Another douchbag
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11 Apr 2012 10:12PM
Lol an American troll. You are from Europe. Every family in America comes from some part of Europe so well done you just insulted your ancestors. The Royal family is just a british thing we don't get rid of them because we don't want to. America is full of patriotic douchebags who worship a crappy flag on a pole, we don't feel the need to do that and that is basicaly because of the royal family. Britain is also alot less racist, homophobic, Strongly religous and we are all around smarter than Americans.
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11 Apr 2012 10:38PM
OP is a troll and you are his inbred cousin/brother. While he is a disgrace to the US, assuming he IS american, you are a disgrace to England. You say we worship a flag on a pole, while you just worship the pole. To say you are a lot less racist and homophobic is just comical. You are more subdued and quiet about it but the hate is still there.
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11 Apr 2012 11:13PM
I'm british not english. Britain is alot less homophobic and racist you can't just say we are but we don't talk about it. Gay marriage is legal here. We don't worship "the pole" we have a royal family, personally I don't really care about them but there are a hell of alot less patriotic douchebags in the UK because of them. He is American he said in his reply to the Irish guy.
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11 Apr 2012 11:28PM
Well the Royal Family may cover Britain but they are considered a product of England as that is there base. And someone said they are American but do not know if that was the OP responding or another jerk off. And either way just cause they say they are American does not mean it. Just like you have race baiting it could be country baiting.
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11 Apr 2012 11:23PM
Ok first, please don't insult all americans because of one retard. I am not racist, homophobic, or stupid. Like I for instance know that France actually has the strongest war record of any nation. The only reason Americans seem to think they are pansies is because of world war II when w supposedly balled them out, however the French resistance was key in the allied victory over germany and it's hard to fight a war when your broke from kicking to much ass in world war I. Also I know that britain isn't the only nation that still has a monarchy. Spain is the first country that comes to mind, then there are a few of the nordic countries, (norway maybe?) Hell even Japan has an Emptor and they aren't allowed to have a military. Also not all of us have a blind devotion to the ol' stars and stripes. I once served in the united states military and now I feel betrayed by my country. My fathers parents emigrated here from new britain and I feel that was a mistake. I have no faith in democrat what so ever and am loyal to the British crown. I would never fight in another war for these United States but would defend my Queen to my last breath.
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11 Apr 2012 11:27PM
Ps. No clue where the "new" came from in front of britain. I should have checked this more before I put it up. Typing on a smart phone is not a smart decision.
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12 Apr 2012 1:58AM
England has the strongest war record. but anyway, not sure how many wars England's had with the french but england always came out on top, so that fucks up your statement about the french
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12 Apr 2012 7:19AM
My point was that the french are stronger than americans make them out to be, and they have been licking ads a lot longer than America has been a country. Also there have been two men from france who almost ruled the world, charlemagne emperor (usurper) of the holy roman empire, and Napoleon.
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11 Apr 2012 10:44PM
what about the slut that used to kneel in front of Clinton.the only difference was she had his cigar in her cunt.and to think he had his finger on the nuke button.just remember that if Vietnam was joined to the USA then your capital would not be Washington,it would have been Ho Chi Min City.and you would be fucking second class peasant rice farmers.hang on a minute you already are.
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11 Apr 2012 11:16PM
What a bunch of rubbish. I would rather have a leader that is getting some with his "finger on the nuke button" then one that is sexually frustrated. And what the hell does Vietnam joined to the USA mean? Were we dating at some time that I am unaware of. I can only guess you refer to the war which there was no way in hell they would have taken us over.
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11 Apr 2012 11:02PM
the royal family are a joke! what power do they have?!?! twats!!! also americans are definitely less intelligent than people from britain and ireland and that is a fact. i spent a year in uni in america and the people blew my mind! literally years behind! finally the french are a bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys. period
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12 Apr 2012 7:34AM
truth. The Frenchies who came here to Canada were the ones who had a set of balls and were willing to actually fight and not surrender (They haven't stopped fighting with us for over 400 years!) So if France is wondering where all the non-pussified Frenchies went, they said "Fuck this shit" about 400 years ago and came here. Sorry, we stole your brave ones. >.>
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11 Apr 2012 11:02PM
the royal family are a joke! what power do they have?!?! twats!!! also americans are definitely less intelligent than people from britain and ireland and that is a fact. i spent a year in uni in america and the people blew my mind! literally years behind! finally the french are a bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys. period
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11 Apr 2012 11:21PM
News flash Einstein, just cause you say it does not make it a fact. If Britain, or England, and Ireland were full of smarter people then they would be further along as a nation. So if the USA is years behind, what does that say about the current situation. That the British are lazy? Book smart but street dumb asses? As for the French, it is easy to talk tough when you have never faced an invading brutal army in the street of your cities.
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11 Apr 2012 11:26PM
Clever people from the UK tend to go to America just to give one example Stephen Hawking(not sure how many examples I could give though). Britain and America aren't at war so they do not compete in technology and such things but our money is worth more, so that's a win I guess.
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11 Apr 2012 11:32PM
OK I will give that maybe the brightest are born elsewhere including the UK BUT where do they end up. If the best and brightest pick to live in the USA that is the only argument I need. I mean, they are smart enough to know where it's at.
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12 Apr 2012 2:08AM
We are further along as a nation.
For a start, you wouldn't be using a computer, or the internet if it wasn't for the English.
Facts first, and then bleat
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11 Apr 2012 11:30PM
agreed. americans are very stupid all round, it is even a common joke amongst the europeans. French are instant surrender monkeys.
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12 Apr 2012 1:39AM
We may be a joke but Europe is the punchline
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12 Apr 2012 2:15AM
Where do you think the majority of your people come/came from?
Your country was still into mass imigration till the middle part of the last century!! And most of them were from Europe!!!
If Euorope is the Puchline, then what the fuck does that make you????
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12 Apr 2012 3:28AM
It makes me American. My ancestors knew enough to leave there and come here duh.
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12 Apr 2012 7:24AM
A vast majority didnt leave of there own free will the where forced by the clearences in scotland and ireland.
I dont get this arguement at all, fighting/arguing with allies, ithought it was the terrorists that we all hated and any one else that trys to force things on us.
surely everyone is allowed an opinion as long as they dont force it on others.
To each thier own!
Everyone knows Scotland rock!
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12 Apr 2012 1:42AM
I don't know whether to laugh, cry, sigh or facepalm...
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12 Apr 2012 2:23AM
Dear UK,
What the fuck is wrong with you assholes still having a royal family????
jelous much?
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12 Apr 2012 2:59AM
at least our country is not run by a Nigger......OH you white crackers gonna pay now!.........damm think im gonna wet myself, you have a cotton picking nigger in charge of YOU....oh dear ....oh dear....how do you feel you fucking nigger lovers?
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12 Apr 2012 3:30AM
Funny, I heard English were not racist. Guess they were wrong and I was right. Fact is we voted for our leader. You vote for a guy that needs to make sure "grandma" approves of what he does.
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12 Apr 2012 3:13AM
yeah man, you must all be so proud to have a NIGGER in charge of you
hows it feel you little fag bitches?
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12 Apr 2012 5:50AM
Well if English food was not so damn awful they might be bigger too. Then again once they reach mid 20s and have either lost their teeth or have them rotting out they would lose weight due to not being able to eat much anyways
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12 Apr 2012 9:37AM
excuse me could someone direct me to the porn? i seem to have lost my way.
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12 Apr 2012 3:10PM
I hate the monarchy and I'm English. Just a bunch of people who decided they was more important than everybody else hundreds of years ago. They don't even do anything anymore. And just for the record the country does not bow down to them. Just a few select groups of idiots. I definitely don't.
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13 Apr 2012 5:15AM
I'm a U.S. citizen and I have a lot of respect for the UK and its monarchy. The O.P. is just an asshole. He probably votes for Republicans.
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13 Apr 2012 5:18AM
although I totally agree about ditching the royals, I wouldnt ever want a history as colourful as the USAs where they used to burn/lynch thousands of innocent people alive for the colour of their skin within a life time a go.
As bad as Hitler.
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13 Apr 2012 5:53AM
Alpha-Omegle I like the way you think but some of your statements are really crap.
Who made you the devils advocate.
As for threads like these they are amusing except for the really dumb comments on both sides.
I guess all countries have to suffer the douchbags, I just cant understand how they manage to figure out how to type.
Britain is best, it was a slogan when I was growing up...so it must be true. That is why I choose to live in Spain. It is more sunny and the King doesnt bother me much.
Pass another beer darling.
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13 Apr 2012 5:58AM
Hey the Brits may have a system of monarchy (kings, queens, etc.) but at least they know who they are, unlike the US.
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13 Apr 2012 6:07AM
TheKings and Queens in America seem to be whoever is the most popular reality TV persons at the time...hell, even a couple of Brits made it to the top a couple of years ago. Becks and the skinny publicity seeking bitch.
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13 Apr 2012 8:55AM
Any american that disses the british is an idiot as pretty much all white americans have british ancestors and wouldn't be around if we didn't settle there, secondly americas money is owned by the bank of england and also if you ask most british people they don't really care for the royal family and the wedding was mainly just a good reason to get off work and alot of people in america and all over the world seemed to love it more than alot of us did!
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13 Apr 2012 9:10AM
Agreed...Royal Wedding = good piss up
American money = bank of england, nope, = bank of china
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13 Apr 2012 9:12AM
Im in the UK and mate, I COUNDN'T AGREE MORE !!! This is a surfdom, there are arostocracy and peasants, and most of us are the latter!!
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13 Apr 2012 10:40AM
God this sort of thread makes me so horny..I am wanking right now thinking of all you american pussies
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14 Apr 2012 2:27PM
And yet I'm sure most armies will agree, when you need someone to break the ice at a party or tell crazy stories. American troops are best. Just not the paid off contractors who have been doing shit counterproductive to the warzones.
What are we talking bout? Royal families? Oh yeah... We americans could steal em from ya cause the amount of tax of them being the royal family within america would be dozens of times more money than what they are getting now. Good thing they stay over there, where people still aren't totaly out of their minds.
Wisdom overcomes all ignorance if people learn it. Educate yourself, TYT and RT america on youtube.
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09 May 2012 8:47PM
The British Royal family is far too big a cash cow as a tourist attraction to the nation for the U.K. to ever part with them.
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10 May 2012 8:15AM
I heard a rumour that America was gay and that it was going to pass a law making it ILLEGAL for the rest of the world to be straight. My dad didn't die face down on the beaches of Normandy so his grandchildren could prance about in petticoats singing along to Glee like they do in America.
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15 Sep 2012 8:09AM
What's wrong with the royal family. They're not as bad as American heads of state fucking electing a retarded cowboy for 2 terms then electing a nigger to run your country. I hope you nuke yourselves, fucking country of idiots.
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17 Sep 2012 10:14AM
the UK never listens or sticks up for anything even when shit hits the fan, they call it a stiff upper lip personally i call it ignorance and fear....
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20 Sep 2012 12:17AM
I am an American and I agree that this country is over ran with douchebags. If not for Britain I would not be able to enjoy the occasional ale, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Doctor Who, Monty Pythons Flying Circus etc....etc...etc. I would move to Britain in a heartbeat if I were assured a job and had the cash. BTW, why in the hell did they go and make an American version of Top Gear? The British original is far superior. Jeremy, James a d Richard are "ace" as you put it.
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23 Sep 2016 10:32AM
look to your own country fucktard before you talk to anyone else's, cos america is seriously fucked either way your politics are about to kill your country and whether your a trump supporter your thick as shit sheep and if your a Hilary supporter your a blind thick as fuck sheep so i think it is you with your lack of history culture oh and a royal family that are fucked me old mate.
