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24 Dec 2011 6:38PM
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The moral free Motherless Christmas story.
"Daddy, when will Santa Claus come with my presents?"
"On Christmas morning sweetheart. That's when he visits all the girls and boys."
"I bet he'll go to Emma's house first."
"Why do you say that? I'm sure that Santa's magic means he visits all kids at the same time. Isn't that cool?"
"Emma wrote a letter to Santa. She said if he went to her house first she'd suck his cock and swallow his jizz."
"Alison! You got a minute honey?"
"What is it...I'm busy!"
"Tell your mommy what you just said."
"Fred, is this about Emma across the street sucking Santa's dick and swallowing his jizz? because if it is I've heard it before. I'm busy busy busy. I don't see you preparing the stuff for Christmas dinner."
"But..."
"But what? The whole family across the street probably suck Santa's cock. Muriel probably takes him in her ass too for all I know and Henry butt fucks Santa. You know what they're like."
"Well..yes, but our daughter shouldn't be exposed to their filth."
"Honey, your dad is a moralfag."
"Daddy's a moralfag, daddy's a moralfag!."
"Come on, let's go through to the kitchen honey. You can lick my clit while I prepare the Christmas dinner."

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24 Dec 2011 10:34PM

stupid as hell, but I loled anyway

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17 Jul 2012 5:59AM

lol, Fuckin moral fags

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27 Oct 2023 5:11AM

What happened on nye 

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