Well..... guess I'll be alone for Valentine's Day this year.
I was nice enough to ask out a single woman with whom I've been acquainted for a couple years, and things went south in a hurry. Basically, she criticized my dinner choice by saying, "Ever heard of a salad?" to which I didn't respond immediately. I tried to maintain my composure, but I couldn't hold back. I told her that her crotch smelled like crab salad left out in the hot sun combined with shitty underwear, because it indeed smelled like that. She also had a bad spray tan, and I told her that as well. She then went to the bathroom and never came back. Hope she fell in.
Bitch.
