zombean

The smartest of asses!
Gender Man
Relationship It's a secret
Location Dark side of the moon
Info & Stats
Sexuality: Bi-Curious
Favorite Porn: Rough
Joined: Jan 26th, 2012
Last Seen: Oct 23rd 2015
Uploads: 25
Upload Views: 33,395
Profile Views: 3,175
Favorited: 331
Friend Count: 37
Subscribers: 13
Board Posts: 3
Board Points: 40
Greetings! I aim to be a friend of all that contact me. Treat me, and others well, and I shall be a staunch and loyal ally. Otherwise you will have a very annoying, if otherwise pathetic, enemy. Threats and promises out of the way, feel free to chat me up if you have a sense of humor, or can at least fake one. If I start hitting on you I will have you know now that my penis accepts all legal responsibility for any emotional damage you may suffer as a result.

You need only to fear the judgement of the intelligent...or the angry mob.

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