HumbertH

Humbert the Hoarse

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As I mature I find my sexuality can sometimes verge on the Protean and yes this includes an unhealthy dose of masturbation addiction, amyl nitrite abuse, masochism and transvestism (but without the toxic self hatred that often goes along with those toxic proclivities!).

That said, of course I'm always a pathetic poppers fuelled jerking ass and foot kissing submissive sissy fool for bratty teens and stocking clad mother figures in white cotton panties. Hairy pits, teasing toes and a phat ass to bury my face in also a massive turn on! (Why not?). Most of all it's a certain kind of Femdom attitude and a knowing look that really floats my lonely coracle and forces me down onto my creaking middle-aged knees, just begging to squirt (and then eat?) my worthless piggy juice. Such a respectful but totally degrading act seems especially appropriate when the necessary permission (instruction?) is given in combination with killer heels, kissable feet, legs, ass, thick thighs and a mocking 'JO' sign .. ;-)

BTW I love to sniff, kiss, lick and jerk off to beautiful sexy Princess feet just as much as the next poor slavering foot pervert - but why do they always assume you just can't wait to cum all over them! To me that's wholly disrespectful and shows a total misunderstanding of the fetish!

I'm afraid it just seems that everything in this world is about sex - except sex. Sex is about power (Oscar Wilde). Sex is maybe about politics too? (Gore Vidal) - mind you GV also famously claimed there's no such thing as a 'homosexual' - only homosexual 'acts' - so I guess there's no such thing as a pervert, just perverted acts, duhh???