your wife is a lucky woman, not only does she gets to marry a cheating a-hole, but she got to reproduce with a genius who has no problem fucking used up,disease riddled whores who likes to fuck her afterwards and pass along every disease they've got to her.
It's definitely going to be interesting way to get caught cheating when she realizes that you've been cheating on her after the doctor informs her she's somehow contracted herpes or gonorrhea from you (or at least you AND the hookers you fucked right before you fucked her)
...either that or a hooker will show up at your house w/ a kid she'll tell your wife is yours,lol
