i had sex with my gf's 14 year old sister this past weekend, i knew she had a crush on me for awhile, trying to get into the type of music im into, shes cuter than my gf or will be when shes 19 years old, decent rack for someone of her age, well as would one expect it wasnt that hot, just me fucking her in various positions but she has the cutest moan ever, was my first young girl, 4 double rum and cokes can sure change your morals, she usually comes over to our place on the weekends for movie nights with her sister, but my gf went out for drinks with her friends so it was just me and her and UFC undisputed 3, this is where the flirting and tickling began, we would distract each other to gain the upper hand and well you know where this lead to

can somebody x-ray this? ronda rousey ufc champion

i posted a story of me fulling around with my girlfriends younger sister when she would come over and have a girls night with her sister, well the way it started, she came over, her sister went out with friends, she stayed over anyways and we played some mortal kombat and UFC undisputed, we flirted and fucked and kept this a secret but she started to get too attached and started having feelings and asked if i would leave her sister for her but i said no then the damn girl goes and tell her sister that we've been fooling around behind her back for the past 5 months so yeah both pussies are out of reach now........i actually didnt see this coming

UFC 141

http://firstrowsports.tv/watch/100141/1/watch-ufc-141:-lesnar-vs-overeem.html

I confess Ufc on fx sucks! I have been a fan of Ufc from the beginning. Way before it got popular. I used to go rent them on vhs cause that was the only way u could watch it. But since they moved to fx I think it sucks. There fights have really dropped off. Now its more bullshit talk from dickwads that don't no shit about the sport. Saying that Swanson kicked Pearson in the jaw when he clearly missed him and what took him down was the left hook. What fuckin fight was these guys watching. I mean come on. They needto to put Joe Rogan back in there. At least he watches the fight and sees what's happens. And whats the deal with the hole stupid ass theme they got goin on. They think its Monday night football or what? Fx can't come up with something better that matches the fight world better? They have to take a sorry ass old theme with the sorry ass music instead of being creative? And the ultimate fighter. Wow what a joke. They have some dickwad that's nothing but corporate business bullshit to try to sound like he knows what's going on. It completely blows! And to put it on on friday nights?omg who came up with that brilliant fucking idea? Ya let's put it on on a friday night when our main audience is 20lol yr olds. Wtf man everyone is at the bar trying to get some ass on a friday night so don't bitch when ur ratings sucks cause people would rather b at the bar trying to get laid instead of watching some corporate fuck talk shit he don't know about while acting like its Monday night football. Open ur eyes Dana White

Soccer...WTF is soccer?? Oh thats the game where no one is allowed to touch the ball, except the goaly. Where they run up and down a field for hours and hours and only score 1 or 2 points.How fucking boring is that shit!
Im an American, give me thrills of dudes hitting hard on the grid iron, beating the shit out of one another in the UFC..Something that makes me go HOLY SHIT.. Not.. he passes the ball to blank..blank...kicks it to...blank..he kicka it to... blank...Who kicks it to...SHUT THE FUCK UP... HOW FUCKING BORING IS THAT SHIT.
Keep your boring ass soccer..when someone gets blindsided or gets knocked the fuck out...Give me a call.So Can tell you to fuck yourselfs lol.
U.S.A. U Shit Bag Mother Fucking Brits..

So here's the deal. My best friends gf has always wanted a threesome. Me and him got shitfaced tonight during the ufc fight, she did not. But she said if she wanted to do it with anyone it would be me. But now she's hesitant about it, any advice on how to get her to go through with it?

I admit that my asian dick cannot satisfy my american/blonde gf...when shes drunk enough she "jokes" about having my best friend (big white ufc trainee) come over to fuck her with me...in her words, "we could start off by you fucking me first while watching me suck his big dick..." it gets my tiny little dick off so quick thinking of her getting fucked hard and silly by a real man...

I don't know about you all, but that wrestling post got me thinking about ufc fighter and which one I would fuck. And for me it's Joanna Jedrzejczyk. I don't know what it is but she get's me going.

i confess chael sonnen was on steroids the first time he fought silva and lost. His explanation, a persistent ailment.

(didn't nick diaz get banned for smoking medicinal marijuana)

Oh america/ufc, how i love thee and thy hypocrisy.