I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

i confess i just made this story up but read it and comment and ill write more

so im at my buddy erics house the other day. he lives in the basement of his parents house, money is tight and times are tough. so him, his gf, and i are in the basement drinking and smoking. they start to cuddle on his bed and i just start laughing. my buddy eric is kinda a dick and has real low self confidence so he goes "y the fuck r u laughing im the one with a girl, fag" i kinda just brush it off and tell him to go fuck himself. he loves to throw the fact that he has a gf and i dont in my face. it really pisses me off cuz i have always though i was more attractive then him but w.e. im happy for him to have a gf i just wish he would get over it already. so anyway they r cuddling and start making out. im just sitting there enjoying the show as he lifts her skirt up to finger her. he looks over and sees me watching and says "hey man y dont u go make some food" meaning "im trying to fuck get the fuck out" i take the hint and go upstairs.

half way up the stairs i hear his gf moaning and i got a little excited. so i get up stairs and i check his fridge, nothing but bullshit. i just sigh and say fuck it. i turn around and see his mom sitting on the sofa watching tv. she didnt say anything when i came upstairs so it kinda startled me as i turned around. the sofa was facing away from the kitchen so i could only see the top of her head. jokingly i say "hey what ya watching". i get no response. i followed with "um hello" still nothing. i finally walk up behind the sofa and i look down at her. she had a glass of wine in one hand and the remote in the other, she was passed out. i just laughed and went to go back downstairs when i remembered y i came up in the first place.

so i stood there for a little while just drunk and thinking of somethign to do. i decided to see how passed out his mom was. so i pet the top of her head and said her name gently. no movement. so then i tapped her head and said he name louder and still nothing. i thought to myself i wonder how much i can get away with.

so i walked back to the basement door and could still hear the bed shaking and heavy breathing. i thought i was in the clear. so i walked back over to his mom. i stood behind her and looked down her low cut blouse. i place my hand on her shoulders. she didnt move or even change breathing. i slowly slide my hands down the front of her blouse and felt her soft milf tits.... btw she was brunnet, about 5'5", big DD tits a fat ass and a little bit of a belly but she is 45 its ok.

i was hard as a rock so played with her tits. i eventually just pulled her shirt down so her tits were just out for me too look at. i walked around to the front of the sofa and was just staring at the tits. her nipples were really pink and hard from me pinching. i got down on my knees and took her nipple into my mouth. i was sucking her nipple trying to give her a hicky.

i couldnt take it anymore my dick was pushing really hard against the inside of my pants. i undid her pants and pulled them down. she wasnt wearing any panties, that was a nice surprise. i leaned over and licker her clit a few times. i pullled my dick out and then rubbed my head on her pussy lips. i lined up and right as i went to push in she opened her eyes.

she looked down realized she was naked and the position i was in and she yelled a little bit saying "wtf r u doing". thinking quick in a joking way "just having some fun, u looked so sexy just sleeping there". she was taken back and goes "u think im sexy" and i said "i have u naked and im hard as a rock" she smiled reached down and grabbed my dick. she stroked a few times and said "o wow u r hard". i started thrusting my hips as she jerked me and said "yeah this is from u" right when i finished saying that i leaned down again and licked her nipple slowly. she moaned slightly and said "well i was having sucha nice dream"

she released my dick and pulled me in close. i thought she wanted to kiss but she pushed my head down to her neck. i stated to suck on her neck and fondle her tits. she then said "well fuck me already" i did not need to be told twice. i relined my cock up and i pushed in. i only got half way in before having to pump a few more times. she was really tight, her and her husband have slept in separate rooms for yrs now. she asked me if i liked and i could hardly respond. i just nodded as i pumped harder and faster into her cunt. i pushed her into the sofa and i throw her legs over my shoulders. she was grabbing my back and ass pulling me into her deeper and deeper. i was loving it and it felt so great to get back at my friend for all the insults.

i was pounding away when she goes hold on and she flipped around. she was now on her hands and knees and i was fucking her doggy style. she reached down and started playing with my balls as i fucked her from behind. i was in heavy i have never had a girl play with my balls like that. i couldnt contain myself, never have i felt so inside a woman before. through my heavy breathing i said "ima cum" she told me not to. i only had a few more thrust in me until i busted and she got downon her knees and sucked me to finish. i busted down her throat. she mad a gargling noise and then a gulp. she opened her mouth and with a big smile said all done.

i was breathign hard and she just laughed and sucked my dick a few more times to get the last bit of cum out. we both got dressed and she told me that was fun. i went back down stairs and never told my friend. but i finally got him back

~COCKinHAND

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My wife of 5 years recently discovered she is bi. She started dating this girl and she moved in with us. They've been together 6 months now. They do their own intimate stuff and i have kinda been put on a back burner. I haven't even had sex in a month. I'm kinda annoyed about it and told my wife a week ago that I didn't want to be physical with her at all anymore. It's just too tough when I want to do sex stuff all the time and she literally never wants to. So I'm stubborn and told her we were done with sex. It's like eating a potato chip. If I eat 1 I want to keep eating them. But my wife thinks 1 chip a month is fine. Well now my wife and her gf decided they want to blindfold me and do stuff. I'm stubborn and I think it's bullshit that they can just decide they get to use my dick. So I told them no.

Throughout the ages especially on these last few years the economy has been going down. Job loss, layoffs either temporary or permanent, hours fluctuating from 0-40 and never being the same, or even just the higher costs of living that comes every year for prices are always rising and companies giving less.
And within these last few years some employers are looking into your credit report and/or credit score as part of your background check in order to even get the job. Why would they even need to know about your credit score in the first place if it's for wanting a job anyway? Credit score doesn't always mean dedication to pay bills on time, sometimes it is just the tough times where at first you were able to pay all your bills on time and after a while the jobs screw with your hours, your pay or even the job itself and you can't cut it anymore, therefore your score drops. Who wants to help put up a petition to make a law to pass where it is illegal for companies to look up your credit report/score just in order to get a job? Criminal history is one thing but how far are we going to let them screw us?

"I AM DONE EXPLAINING MYSELF" The fire inside me burning brighter than the fire around me. I’m tough, I’m determinant, warrior and I know exactly what I want, may too unique for basic people. Don’t study me. You won’t never graduate. I Am Half Goddess...I Am Half Hell. And if you WONDER ???? Yessssssssssssssss I know there's a special place in HELL for me..It's called THRONE...I Am The Servant...The Bitch..The Queen Of Devil...The Goddess Of Darkness...I Am The Priestess Goddess Phoenix ▲☥▲ RESPECT ▲☥▲

(Parody of The Night Before Christmas written by Clement C. Moore)

T'was the fright before Christmas. No one upset me
With a big bowl of popcorn, watching TV

I stretched, gave a yawn, settled back in my chair,
In hopes that St. Nicholson soon would be there.

The children were lying awake without sleep
They'd seen all his movies. He gives 'em the creeps.

I'd cued up Cukoo's Nest with my trusty remote,
To the part where he had all the nuts in the boat.

When out in the yard there arose such a noise,
I turned off the TV to see what it was.

And what to my wondering eyes should approach?
But the Los Angeles Lakers and Pat Riley, their coach.

The limo was racing; the team at it's heels.
That's when I saw him the man at the wheel.

He ranted and cursed. Waved round his swizzle stick.
And I knew in a second it must be Jack Nick.

More rapid than the Celtics, these Lakers they came.
He screamed like a madman and called them by name:

'Now Magic, now Worthy, now Scott and Kareem
On Cooper, on Rambus, and the rest of the team.'

Down the chimney St. Nicholson came with a groan.
Then he brushed off the soot and said, 'Honey I'm home!'

He was wearing a trench coat. With beer it was stained.
And shirt clawed to shreds by Shirley McLaine

He had a fat face, and flabby beer belly
From too many trips to the bar and the deli.

'It's tough when an actor becomes fat and lazy.
I only get calls to play weirdoes and crazies'

And middle-aged has beens with washed up careers.
But I'll fix 'em all and play Santa this year.'

And with that he buried his head in the sack
And said, 'Let's see what you get from your old buddy Jack.

'A hatchet for Daddy,' he reared back his head,
'To scare all those little buggers upstairs in bed.

'And a stiff drink for Mommy, in a nice tall glass.
She could really use something to kill that bug up her chimney!'

With a wink of his eye and a twist of his face,
He threw all the stockings into the fireplace.

What could I do? What could I say?
What would I wear on my feet Christmas Day?

I asked for a reason, and turning his head,
He looked straight at me, and here's what he said:

'Why? Do you wanna' know why? Do you really wanna' know why, Pal?

'I'll tell you why. When you're out Christmas shopping. You know, doing your little Christmas things with all your little Christmas friends, spreading all that Christmas cheer with those stupid Christmas songs. Did you ever stop and think of picking up a little something for old Jack, huh? Did you ever stop to think of what Jack might like for Christmas?

'You know, Jack, from the movies, up on the big screen? Pouring his heart out, giving it everything he's got, day in and day out, just trying as hard as he can to bring a tiny little bit of sunshine into your miserable, little hum-drum lives. Did you ever think of good old Jack, huh, for a second? No, not once! Maybe old Jack just wasn't that good, huh? Maybe I wasn't good enough in The Postman Always Rings Twice. Acted my guts out for you in that one! Cuckoo's Nest, The Shining, Witches of freaking Eastwick, Prizzi's freaking Honor! All for you pal, just to brighten things up for ya!

'Not good enough though is it? No, you want me to brighten up the Christmas season too, huh? Isn't that what you want, Pal?

'Okay, let's make things real bright around here! What do you say we decorate the tree? String up these pretty lights here! Oh, she's looking brighter already! Why don't we take this cute little angel and ram her on the top branch huh? Ha ha ha! How about some gasoline for the whole freaking thing? I mean let's make her just as bright as she can be! What do you say we light her up, and chuck her through the old picture window here, huh, pal? No sense in having a tree as bright as all that and not giving the neighbors a chance to see, don't ya think, huh?

'There, aren't you glad old Jack stopped by? Huh, huh, huh? Ha!'

The flames towered brightly in the cold wintery sky,
As he made for his limo and bade his goodbye.

And an age may unfold ere I fail to regret
That visit from St. Nicholson. Which I'd sooner forget.

But I swear by the goose bumps upon my skin
That I'll always remember that devilish grin.

And his voice crying out ere he faded from sight,
'Merry Christmas to all, and I hope I never see you again as long as I live, for crying out loud!'

Tough decision but which one would you rather fuck?

I confess i flirted and fantasized about my x wifes daughters.I have seen alot more than i should have and didnt complain.I had a few moments but never went to far.The oldest and I never got along.She was very hot but wanted to run the show.I seen her almost nude once.I saw her puss thru her shorts once while she sat on floor..i had a few beers and said..nice but better close your legs...lol...I jerked off a hundred times......fast forward past 4 years and drama with her always..she is prego and I was fixing her car for her..I said I was proud of her now.And always loved her.She said feel the baby and put my hand on her belly.She put my hand low on her belly.She had Sweat type pants on.She sat back and slid them down to her hips...I joked wow..almost got to see the good stuff..Ha she said..lil bastard is gonna bust it prolly..I laughed and said them things are tough.I took my hand of her and she said feel him?And put it back on her leaned back.I bent over kneeling in front of her.I slid my hand over her mid section then slid on down.She moaned.She did have sex while she was in her last months cuz she was weird.She was really wet.She said stop..So i slid fingers out of her.She you would fuck me if you could huh?I locked the office door and opened slacks.I pulled out and started jerking off.Oh shit really/?She said i cant fuck you...I pulled her pants down and licked that thing inside out....she came hard and a stood and came on her belly.I looked at her and said been along time coming....

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Holiday Party, the host syays you can pick 2, which ones do you choose to take into the hot tub naked under the mistletoe ? I'm having a tough time but I think I'd choose, 2 and 3

I confess that I chatted with a younger girl online. I am in my mid 30's and she originally told me that she was 23. We chatted through Im's for about 6 months and she was the naughtiest girl that I have ever chatted with.

This girl had no limits and pushed me to limits I never dreamed of reaching. No matter how bad I would get, it just turned her on more. It started with just calling her names like slut and bitch and whore. Then she would tell me to hurt her, she was tough and could take anything I would give her. She wanted to be defiant and have me punish her.

She told me every detail about guys she was fucking. She didnt want any relationships, just good fucking sex.

I found myself making up stuff that I would never do to a girl. Things like slapping her, pushing her down on the ground, forcing her to suck on my cock. The meaner I got, the worse I treated her, the more she got turned on.

Then we started talking about meeting up and how she wanted me to get rough with her. I told her that I would really never treat a girl bad, but in bed it could be fun as hell. If we did anything we should have a safety word in case I get to rough with her.

She didn't want a safety word, she said she could handle whatever I gave to her. This just turned me on more and made me say stuff like... What if I put a collar around your neck and walk you around naked with a leash? What if I tie you up and have my way with your naked body? What if I choke you? What if I piss in your mouth? Yes! Yes! Yes! is what she said.

The strangest thing was when I asked her to suck my cock she wanted to refuse, but when I said I would force her to do it, she got arroused.

She said yes to whatever I wanted to do to her, but she wanted to be forced to give a blow job.

Then one night, she IM'd me and wanted me to come fuck her the next day for real. She was about 2 hours away and I had to work. My first instict was fuck yea, but wasnt sure if she was serious or not. There are so many flaky girls online.

After chatting for a while it seemed like she was serious. however, she said she had a confession to make...

She was really 16 and her Mom was taking her Grandma for a doctors appointment so she had a couple hours alone after school... Could I pick her up after school and fuck in my car?

Shall I continue?

I want this sooo bad. A guy to piss in my pussy and ass. To fill all my holes with piss.to pump my ass so full it needs a butt plug to keep it traped inside. Fucking my throat,pounding it as hard as you would my pussy,before having me swollow all your cum and piss. Fuck my mouth in 69,with you on top. My hands traped under me, and my head on a pillow so I can't move, as you go as deep and hard as you want. Your mouth finds my clit,and you bite down, as I thrash under you,and my pussy starts to be gushing wet,you start the chew hard on the little fleshy button. I scream around your cock, my throat vibrating around you.When your done you present me your filthy asshole,still a little caked from an earlier bathroom visit. Gagging I get to work rolling my tongue over and around your ass until it's all clean,I then begin to start licking and twirling my tongue at your puckered hole,trying to dig as feel inside as I can. You reward me with a big glob of spit into open mouth as you turn around and shove your now hard cock deep in my soaking wet pussy. I moan and thrust my tits towards you as I throw my head back and you take the opportunity to grab a tit in each hand roughly,and you bring one to your mouth a gentle teasing lick, before your teeth find the nipple and you start to chew and grind your teeth over it, like you're trying to eat a tough steak. I moan and scream out again and I hold my hands behind my back to keep from trying to fight you. As you chew I whimper out my thanks for treating me like the slut I am and beg you to continue to show me my place, which you do for the rest of the day, before inviting your friends to use me too