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Their, There, They're
What's the difference between their, there, and they're? They're really not that complicated; once you understand their differences there shouldn't be any more confusion.

Their

Their is the third person plural possessive adjective, used to describe something as belong to them. Their is nearly always followed by a noun.

Where is their car?

Are these their pens?

Their books are on the table.

This is their room and this is ours.

What happened to their dog?

Their being here is causing some problems.

There

There has several different uses.

1. Adverb that means the opposite of "here"

He's over there.

Stop right there.

Do you want to sit here or there?

2. Pronoun that introduces a noun or clause.

There is something strange going on.

Is there a phone?

3. Adjective that emphasizes which person.

That guy there seems to be in trouble.

Those there look good.

4. Noun that means "that place."

From there, we drove to Boston.

I'm not going in there!

They're

They're is the contraction of "they are" and is often followed by the present participle (verb form ending in -ing).

They're going to be late.

Is that what they're saying?

I think they're lying.

If they're ready, we can go.

I can't believe they're not here yet!

When they're older, they'll understand.

The Bottom Line

The confusion between their, there, and they're occurs because the three words are pronounced in very similar ways.

If the word means "belonging to them," use their. If you're able to replace the word with "they are," use they're. Otherwise, there is only one correct answer: there.

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Your vs You're
What's the difference between your and you're? Your presence on this page means you're about to find out.

Your

Your is the second person possessive adjective, used to describe something as belonging to you. Your is nearly always followed by a noun.

What is your name?

Is this your pen?

Your book is on the table.

This is your chair and this is mine.

What happened to your dog?

Your being here is causing some problems.

You're

You're is the contraction of "you are" and is often followed by the present participle (verb form ending in -ing).

You're going to be late.

Is that what you're wearing?

I think you're lying.

If you're ready, we can go.

I can't believe you're a doctor!

When you're my age, you'll understand.

The Bottom Line

The confusion between your and you're occurs because the two words are pronounced pretty much the same.

The ironclad rule - no exceptions - is that if you're able to replace the word with "you are," you're saying you're. Otherwise, your only choice is your.

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Apostrophe s
The English apostrophe s and s apostrophe cause a lot of problems, even for native speakers. This lesson's task is to help you learn about possessives and contractions that need apostrophes and plurals that don't.

The apostrophe has two purposes in English:
1.To indicate that one or more letters was dropped in a contraction:
it is > it's
we are > we're
does not > doesn't
of the clock > o'clock

2.To indicate possession:
a) singular with 's
Tom's book
Jeannie's idea
the girl's toys (toys belong to one girl)
b) plural with s'
the books' covers
my brothers' jobs
the girls' toys (toys belong to several girls)

The apostrophe should never be used when you are just talking about something that is plural, with no possession.

The girl's walked by > The girls walked by
My brother's are tall > My brothers are tall
Welcome traveler's > Welcome travelers

The Bottom Line

Just remember that the apostrophe has a purpose: to indicate a contraction or possession. It does not indicate a plural - the letter s does a fine job of that all by itself.

i confess that I so wanna fuck Tom Daly. hard and deep and raw

Horny Honey 19 yo and Tom

slave tom reporting for duty

I have been branded- (tattooed) by my wife... as her sissy. She doesn’t want my little clitty (cock) anymore. She has recently made me ask for permission to cum and if she finds out I’ve done it without she’s locking me up in chastity 24/7! She can’t use me as a full toilet due to a house guest since June, this is driving her crazy! So She has started me on herbals that contain estrogen and it’s making my clitty even softer than it was, I can hardly manage a consistent half hard cock anymore. She only allows me to cum with a condom on over my little shaft and balls. After I rub my little encased clitty and cum she makes me wear it until I piss in it, carefully remove it then she makes me drink the contents of piss and cum before she relieves herself pissing in my mouth which I must drink and suck down without missing a drop. She believes her hormones will aid in my further sissification! She’s so proud of her tattoo she’s made me pay for with a blowjob to the artist who did it. She tells her friends, and even had me show it on occasions. She loves showing off my panties too.

I’m so horny to suck cock, and get fucked because she loves watching me fuck and suck men, she talks about it all the toms keeping me horny and when I am rubbing she tells me she loves watching gay men get done by me. She loves me to be gay (not that I can deny I am) she loves her control and power however she can have it over me.

Anyone else been branded a sissy or faggot by their dominant wives?

Philosophy of Sex

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
�Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
�Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don�t have a good partner, you�d better have a good hand."
�Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
�Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
�Lynn Lavner

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
�Matt Barry

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
�Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
�George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
�Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex�-no matter what she�s reading."
�Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
�Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
�Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady � and you didn�t think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man�s genitals through his wallet."
�Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
�Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
�Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
�Robert De Niro

"There�s a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what�s the problem?"
�Dustin Hoffman

"There�s very little advice in men�s magazines, because men think, I know what I�m doing. Just show me somebody naked."
�Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I�m going to find a woman I don�t like and just give her a house."
�Rod Stewart

I confess that Tom Daley (Olympian diver) is fucking hot. Regardless if he's only 17. That stud is smoking.

Peeking tom catches couple on the beach watch her and his face when they see they were caught lol

i'm slave tom

I was working last night.

Keon called out to me "Hey Tom!" Keon is the young black man whom we work with -- wonderful chef.

"Hey Tom! We have food back here."

I came over and looked at the several pans he had laid out for myself and the rest of staff.

"Oh man!!! You're going to make me get even fatter!!!" I said.

I hadn't even started the wonderful chicken fajitas which someone else made for me.

"Tom!! Now you're hurting my feelings!"

"No. Sorry. No," i said.

"I need to make a big salad to go along with this."

"There you go!," he said. "You got it. Proportions!"

So anyway, they're too kind to me at work. I come home with several meals.

Life is good.

NOTE: 35 years old is young to me.

Incest cuckold confession

Me(Tom,22) and my gf(steph, 22) been dating for bout 5 years now. Shes petite/fit w nice ass and legs w A cups. We have been living together and taken her brother(Mike) in to live with us.

Im 5'6, 22, fairly fit and good looking. My penis is 5.5 - 6 inches.

Her brother, Mike, is 21 years old, 5'6. Hes a gamer but hes not in the best shape but hes not completely fat either.

So we all share the same room in our apt, 2 separate beds. He works 2nd shift and works alot of overtime so we dont see him much. To start off, me and steph has had alot of fantasies about cuckold, swinging, and threesomes. Me, personally, am into watching incest(stepth did not know this. Im not interested in doing it but am interested when others do it.

I never thought about it until one night we were havong sex while mike was asleep and it gave me the idea. I brought it up if steph wanted mike's dick(tried to sound like i was joking), steph said "gross, i wouldnt do that." But her pussy got super wet. We finsihed.

The next week, while doing it, i brought it up again, she said no but i psuhed for it. While askong her, i thrusted even harder and she said "yes, give me mike's cock!!" She came hard as so did i. We fantasized it and i tried to pus fr her to do it forreal. She said if it happen it would be great but it is her brother and it would be weird.

She was reluctant but i pushed for her to trase him. She was doing "insanity" in the livingroom while mike was gaming on his phone. She was doing squats with her ass facing Mike. Not sure if Mike noticed but im sure he did. Next few months, we had great sex fantisizing about this idea. Tried to get her to sneak peek at Mikes cock(he sleeps with the same room and in boxers.). She could never get a good view. She would try to flirt here and there with him. Sometimes i would see it pop out when he wears shorts.

Overall, i wanted to see Mike tear Stephs pussy up. Perhaps they vould even cuddle in the middle of the night and have a emotional relationship. I always wanted to try steph after shes been filled w mikes cum.

Too bad after a few months, mike moved out on his own. Me and steph still fantasize about it.

Recently, mikes roommates were moving out so we were planning on asking mike to move back in with us so we could really try to push for this. Hopefully, it goes through good but for now we jus have to wait.

Please comment below!! Give me tips on how to further push this. Steph is still kond of reluctant but willing yo roleplay.