Birds will fall if Joe don't the shut the hell up i'maa a come out there and take ALL your acid! Gonna start out with shoorms. Why!?! Axe yo shelf why. You know why, I peeled my hat the dude. I came out here, I buffet my butt, I tried to please the people, I tried to give my child the bell. You think they smacked me up? Did Dole rack me up for a bell? NO! BOSE RACKED UP! The Cruise. Mike Cruise smacked me up. Yawn didn't pack me up. Why? Cuz i'm smarter than you! Did you packed me up Vin Muhma 'am? NO! Mike came back from my injury did you back me up for shutta da bill? Yeah. Martha Keene was gonna live no tender years, buddy didden!
He did em cuz he try to bee nye and bring peas and he got shot down four it, Tryda B. Knives. See Golden Farrah Khan? Is he dead? NO! Why? Cuz he don't wanna preach to Pete. He tell it like a this. My enimies neccessary. But I tell you what, you and your super hero the other taker, Dad man the snuff. This is for you, like I sad before, you your az$ on me you won't be gettin up! Chez remember the cat too. Are you a Sid again?

okay so i haven't shared this with anyone but i decided i would write it here anonymously. so i'm 18 male and i live in cali bay area. i am straight but i have had many experiences in the past that i'l share and i suppose i could be bi curious. when i was around three or four my nextdoor neighbor was a girl of the same age and we played together all the time i remember showing her my penis and trying to get her to show me her vagina. i didn't even know what this meant or what girls had down there but i was curious. when i turned seven i had this friend i played baseball with. our families were friends and were always hanging out so we became best friends. i don't remember how it first happened but we would show each other our privates and touch eachothers butts and small dicks. the thought of this turns me on writing this and i dont even know why haha but we would do that when he spent the night at my house playing video games. i would ask him if he wanted to feel me or compare or something. we did this for a long time and i even remember we were once home alone at his house and we were laying in his bed and we took our belts and pants off and were playing with each other. i think i remember us both being hard and we even sucked on each other. i didnt understand this at all but i enjoyed it very much. that friend eventually moved away and when i started sixth grade i had this friend that would hang out at my house sometimes. in the house behind mine there was an empty house with a shed out back. i always wanted to play hide and seek with teams so him and i could go hide in that shed. we were both attracted to women but i would ask him if he wanted to know what it felt when someone else did it. i remember pulling his boxers down and feeling ass and touching his small soft dick. i had already started puberty and he hadnt i could tell he didnt really enjoy it. i slept over at his house once and we were up really late. i got him to stroke me for a while and let me touch him. another time we climbed a tree and up there we would ask each other how it felt to touch it and i asked him if he wanted to know what it felt like to have someone suck it so i did and he was soft and small. we didnt do anything after that and i met one of my long time best friends. he would come over a lot and play guitar hero. one night while he was over i asked him if he wanted to compare or anything. he hadnt started puberty either but. i remember getting him to let me touch him and he would touch mine he was straight as well but was kinda fascinated by my hard dick and he would comment on how big it was for my age. we continued this for a while and his dick never got hard and his balls were super smooth. by the time we hit seventh grade we played with each other often and he started growing pubes and started to get hard. until then i couldnt rub his balls cause it tickled him like crazy but when he started puberty he started enjoying it. we continued this for years, watching porn together, we loved looking at nude women and touching each other until close to climax, then either finishing ourselves off or cumming at the same time. we would smoke weed together and sometimes do these things. by this time i had already slept with a few different girls. there was one who frequently sucked me off, she was kinda big, had big tits and a nice ass and gave amazing head. one day after school we convinced her to suck both our dicks at once. we went to a nearby park by the high school and went into the public bathroom in the large stall. we were both comfortable with each other so we pulled down out pants and she began to suck me and touch him while she sucked me. she took turns sucking us off and i eventually came and she continued sucking him for a while. after about ten minutes he stopped her and said he was good. later he told me he thought he couldnt cum cause he jacks off too much hahah. but me and him continued doing these things even while i was in long term relationships i always enjoyed it. once while drunk we sucked each other and i loved it i loved the idea of pleasuring a dick and that we both know what we like. until about a year ago we were great friends and we havent talked in a long time and i havent had another straight friend to mess around with. does anyone relate or have similar stories?

In honor of Stan Lee, i would love to see all you lovely ladies in some super hero panties!

i confess jennifer lawrence is the most overrated thing on earth (next to super hero movies) and i'm fucked tired of everyone talking about her like shes the second coming of christ. shes a butterface with mediocre acting chops. WHEW i feel better now.

Fun at Comic Con and in the city.

Me and my girlfriend got to go to Comic Con a few months ago and while we were there we saw a booth that were selling slutty super hero themed outfits. I started saying it would be hot to see her walking around the showroom wearing one of them and at first she had some reservations but because of the setting and we were far from home, she eventually agreed. We walked over and after looking for a few she picked out a black Batman themed one. She asked the woman working the booth if the size she picked seemed like it would fit her so the woman looked her up and down and said "it might but because you have large boobs it might also be too tight." Now just hearing this woman talk to my girl about her boobs was hot in it's own right. She found the right one and we paid for it then walked over to the nearest bathroom so she can change into it. After a few minutes she came out of the bathroom wearing the outfit but was holding it by the back cause she was having trouble getting it completely on. I just see my girls big tits bursting out of this outfit and knowing that she was gonna be walking around like that in front of hundreds of people was definitely hot. She asked if we can go back to the booth to ask the woman to help her get it on all the way. When we got there the woman already knew the deal and laughed. She walked over and asked my girl if she wanted help. The woman had to untie the back and redo it which really loosened up the outfit causing my girlfriends boobs to hang out even more and almost out. I am looking around and seeing people staring in her direction hoping for a nip slip which unfortunately didn't happen but they still were getting an eye fold as they watched my girl changing into a slutty outfit in a crowded showroom. She got the outfit on and fitted and we were ready to go about the day. I got to say her tits looked amazing in this outfit and the fact that she was walking around in public dressed like that was even better. She was already wearing a short black skirt with stockings so it already matched but I asked her to pull up the skirt a little bit so the bottom of her ass was showing. Now being in the outfit and feeling a little more confident cause I kept pointing out when someone would stare at her, she agreed and pulled the skirt up a little. We walked around for a little bit, had a few beers while we enjoyed the day, every now and then encouraging her to pull the top down a little more or to raise the skirt up more. We went outside for a few to cool off and to have another beer and by this point she was loosened up and had a little buzz so I suggested she should raise the skirt up a lot so when she bends her whole ass would be visible. She smirked then started to raise the skirt up. she turned around to face me and noticed behind me inside was a few guys and they were watching her adjust her skirt. She said because of the angle they probably didn't see anything so I looked at her with a smirk and told her I think she needs to bend down and get something out her bag. She knew what I was getting at. I turned my head a little to see if the guys were still around which of course they were but were now trying to not be so obvious looking at her. She bent down to get something out of her bag and her entire ass was exposed which is when I snapped the picture seen here. I looked back at the guys and they weren't trying to hide it anymore and was just staring. We went back inside but before we did I told her to pull the top down a little and walk slowly when we walk passed them which she did, giving them all a nice view of her big boobs hanging out of this outfit. Soon it was getting close to closing for the night. We headed towards the exit to leave and when we got outside right before the exits it was packed almost shoulder to shoulder with people trying to leave. Since we were about to leave I decided to try and step it up so I said to her to pull one tit out to the point where her nipple was visible. She looked at me with a little of a shocked face but it still had that smirk from all day in there. She looked around and even know we were in a packed group of people, most people were focusing on leaving so she quickly pulled her tit out. You can tell she was nervous now but still willing to risk it. Now a lot of people didn't notice but I glanced over in one direction and saw someone that did. I was trying not to be obvious looking but I saw him nudge his friend and gave him a look over there look and he looked over and noticed my girls tit hanging out too. The two kept looking back until we got to the end to the exit where she then put her tit away. I don't know if anyone else saw but I'm sure at least a few more did. We left and were walking the streets of the city back towards the hotel and we decided to stop at a bar to get a few more drinks, keep in mind she is still dressed in her outfit. We walked passed a bar and noticed 2 seats in the corner so we quickly went in a got them. We were having our drink when I noticed the guy sitting next to us was looking over, clearly looking at her but he turned to me and asked if we just left Comic Con. The guy was already a little drunk and was chatting away and were being nice and talking back. He occasionally would make a compliment to my girl about her outfit so we were telling him about what we were doing throughout the day and he was laughing but you can tell was more intrigued. He was saying how hot it was she was exposing herself like that and was saying to me that I was cool for being so cool with it. We talked for a few more minutes then she said she was gonna go to the bathroom quick. While she was gone and since this guy was already pretty tipsy he started saying how nice her tits looked and how lucky I was to get to see them whenever I wanted. He then said how jealous he was not being there to see her with her tit out which I laughed then jokingly said maybe she'll have another "slip" and you'll get to. He laughed but then I thought this would be a great way to end the night, to get her to take a tit out right in front of this stranger. I noticed the corner of the bar we were at was dark and not as occupied so I even more started to think if this would be possible. She came back and when she sat down she got another drink and we talked for a bit with the guy about nothing specific. She said that the strap on the outfit was starting to hurt so I said she should loosen the strap then which of course made the guy turn his head more and glare down at her tits. She said her boobs were already hanging out as it is and if it was looser it would be harder to keep them in the top. I said that when we leave here we're going straight to the hotel which was only a block or so away to help her feel more comfortable so she loosened the strap which of course caused her tits to drop a little more and out. She was a little more nervous in this setting but she even mentioned it was dark so it would be ok plus with a few more drinks in her she was already loosened up and that confidence was still going. The guy then said to me that now he was really jealous. My girl didn't understand so I explained what we were talking about while she was gone which made her blush a bit cause she knew how exposed she already was at the moment. I said jokingly that he wasn't getting the full idea by me just describing it and she knew exactly what I meant when I said that and gave me like a "really?" face. I just smirked and looked back. She looked at both of us, looked around the room, what came next was a shock cause she quickly then took out BOTH tits but only for a quick moment just long enough for both of us to get a good quick look. She popped them back in and asked if we were happy. I was shocked but was amazed and also so turned on that she did that. We hung out for a little longer and had only another drink or two then asked for the bill. We're looking at the bill still talking with the guy when she then gave me a weird look. I had no idea at the time what was going though her head but it was definitely not what it was she did next. She then leaned passed me and over to the guy and said in a low voice something along the lines of "pay the bill and I will let you touch them". Now she was tipsy but this was a whole other level! Keep in mind my girlfriend isn't this big care free spirit and just the the slutty outfit alone was a bit out of character for her. She looked at me like as if she was asking for permission and I just put my hands up like hey I'm not gonna object. So she asked me to get up so the guy could sit in my seat. I got up and stepped back so he could sit down. After he sat she looked around again nervously and when it was clear she took both her tits out again. The guy didn't waste anytime and reached both his hands out and started softly caressing my girlfriends tits. It felt like forever but it was probably only less than 10 seconds. Right before she pulled the top back up he pinched one her nipples a little bit which she later told me back in the hotel really turned her on cause she wasn't expecting it. She got up and we left and yes he actually did pay our bill. We got back to hotel and talked about the day and I told her how hot she was to do all that and that it turned me on. She said she was shocked that she showed her boobs to a stranger and let him touch them to boot but then explained how the feeling was nice and it did get her excited. Needless to say we fucked for a good portion of the night and then headed home in the morning. Maybe next time we go out for a weekend her new found confidence and excitement will allow her to raise the bar a little. I guess I will let you know!

Mel B

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One often think people's improbable sex stories are just that, tales of the imagination, but once again we are reminded that truth is stranger than fiction.
Mel B of Spice Girls fame going to rehab for amongst the usual suspects also sex addiction. It is claimed she had sex with up to 3 different men or women per day !
That should make her a super hero in the eyes of most members here.

Who is the strongest most powerful super-hero?

Dr Manhattan
Captain Marvel
Silver Surfer
Superman
Thor
Hulk

Hey guys this has been KILLING ME I'm trying to find an amateur video I saw on here a month or so ago were a chick is giving a BJ in a room and at the end of the video she does like a Super hero stance while he cums! PLEASE FIND THIS I WOULD BE FOREVER GREATFUL.

Hey guys this has been KILLING ME I'm trying to find an amateur video I saw on here a month or so ago were a chick is giving a BJ in a room and at the end of the video she does like a Super hero stance while he cums! PLEASE FIND THIS I WOULD BE FOREVER GREATFUL.