I enjoy outdoor masturbation. I have wandered from my normal jogging route a number of times to a secluded forested area. I usually find a nice spot by the brook that runs there leave my clothes by a tree stump and go for a nude walk down the sandy paths. When I get back to my clothes it doesn't take much time to make my very invigorated member erupt. Then I dress and continue on with my run.

My Best Mates Mum in law- Church goer,teacher and loving Wife/mother nowdays but not always so.
At a party other night and she had just a few too many glasses of wine haha and I got talking to her and kept the drink coming and soon she started to talk to me about things in her past Her words I was a stranger to her and easier than someone she knows I still am struggling to take on a lot of what she admited to in her past and all I can say is I wish I had been there too.
The best bit she was talking about her student days in England back in early 70s and how she was bit of a wildcard and run up a Debt to a Loanshark she had no chance to repay and bottom line he gave her the chance to do a couple of Pornos to settle up and she agreed.
She ended up doing 3 films for him First was with a Geezer from Manchester Tattoos goldchain the works standard Fare BJ and fucking Second was with another Student a Black guy from Trindad but the Third is the 1 she started to sob about when telling me and will always hate herself for doing.
Loanshark guy give her a choice she could clear off her debt with one film or at rate she was going another five all she had to do was fuck 1 of his dogs yes thats right a dog I couldnt belive my ears that she was telling me.
She then told me that it was the only thing in her Life she regretted doing and can never get it out of her life and that the bit that gets her the most was'nt the dog fucking her but fact she had to pick the 1 that done her adding insult to injury in her book.
So the Guy had 3 dogs a Dobermann a German shepard and a English sheepdog and she picked the German shepard supposly these Guy had been doing these for years and the dogs he kept were as soon as possible took away from their Mothers and kept on his smallholding in Scotland and never see another female dog only Human females and only when he had a film to do so they would equate women with sex.
Anyhow she told me to her regret that she took that option to get clear and told me that The GSD was going nuts as soon as she started to take off her clothes she barely had her panties off when Guy let him lose and he pushed her over and gripped her that tight (cut her just below her tits scars stillthere she showed me)and just planted his cock in her and plowed her for about 5 minutes before he knotted her which she says was worse thing ever happened her as he tied her for about same length of time but kept pulling her about to get to his food/water etc she said she pleaded with him to pour water on him as she had seen that work before but he refused incase it put off his dog then the shame before he took her back home he watched tape to make sure it came out all right and she saw herself been abused.
Thats it people still reeling with all this Me I want to see these films even the dog 1 as partial to watching a bit of beast but unless I pay her a vist and see if I can get titles or whatever I am stumped but silver lining I am gonna pay a vist and see if my new found knowledge will get me a fuck sure she is in her 60s now and older than my mum but have to admit she is OK looking still and anyway after her confession I have been nursing an almighty boner for her so wish me luck
Goodbye

As desired, Elis is done and has swallowed the sperm! How do you like the 1st photo Elis in black dress and stumps, as a template?

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OK guys, legit question here:

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