According to CNN and MSNBC, pornstar Stormy Daniels held a news conference today in New Orleans where she declared herself a candidate for the U.S. Senate in the state of Louisiana. it will be nice to have someone who gets fucked for a living in the Senate instead of those there now who fuck others on a daily basis.

I've posted one of her videos as a tribute to the new politican:

I confess that a few years back a good friend of mine had a amazingly hot girlfriend named Stormy, they ended up breaking up because he cheated on her with a much less attractive girl. When they broke up he got the idea that I was fucking her all of a sudden and went around town telling allof our friends that he was going to beat my ass over it. To be honest I wasnt fucking her at all, we didnt even hang out, but seeing as how he was already thinking it and saying we were, I called her up and said if they all think we are and assume we are, lets prove them right. I fucked her repeatedly, I came in her mouth, on her face, in her pussy, all over her tits and ass. She told me my cock was too big for anal but I got her to let me put the head up her ass and blow my load, she would come over randomly and spend the night, or just stop by and I would pound the hell out of her. He brought that shit on himself, I must have dumped 20-30 loads into her fine ass.

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Stormy lively 

I confess id Like to be cuckolded by the p******** of the U.S. The thought of watching my wife being used by the most powerful man on the planet gets me off! I'd love to strip naked and bear my tiny dick while my while is used like that whore stormy daniels. I bet the pompous old windbag would turn my classy wife into a depraved fuck doll right in front of me with his alpha male, blow hard additude. Does anyone else fins this hot?

Stormy Daniels blowjobs? It's basically like"making the deal" just cheaper to watch.

The dotard nearer the horse's ass paid a porn actress, Stormy Daniels, $130,000 in hush money. Quick question. If it's hush money we really shouldn't know about it right? For those of you who have never been forced to pay hush money in your sheltered lives take lots of notes because this is Dealmaking 101. Donald, the Apprentice star, paid Stormy the cash AFTER she had already told a magazine her story about banging the old dude during his marriage to Melania. Isn't he the Art of the Deal guy? Note for next time Don, pay the hush money before the story is published in a magazine. Life is a series of steps grasshopper... put one foot in front of the other. You need to alternate your feet Donald... right foot, left foot, right foot... you'll get the hang of it one day. (probably not)

Part of me wishes he had been successful in keeping his affair with Stormy secret. i could have lived my life without the vision of Trump chasing her around the hotel room in his tidy whities or Stormy turning on him and making him the submissive slut he wants to be for her. Envision this... Stormy spanking the leader of the free world with a copy of Forbes magazine, an issue with, you guessed it, The Donald on the cover.

He's guilty of obstruction, money laundering and perjury if he ever testifies under oath. He will be indicted or impeached or both before the elections in November 2018. Write that down ... you heard it here first.

Don Jr., unquestionably the dumbest Trump of them all, will serve time in a Federal Prison for obstruction of justice, collusion with a foreign government, money laundering and perjury. The Russia thing was all made up according to the p******** who can't tell the truth. His boy Jr. held the meeting with Russians in Trump Tower and was in communication with Julian Assange from Wikileaks during the election.

The US Intelligence community has overwhelming evidence that the Russians hacked the emails of the Clinton campaign and gave them to Wikileaks for Assange to release as the Trump campaign needed him to. For example, when the Access Hollywood tapes came out and Trump is caught on audio claiming to grab women by the pussies, causing Trump enormous damage in stepped Assange and he began releasing damning Clinton campaign emails, effectively muting the coverage of Trump being the weak minded pervert he is.

If you disagree with me start your own post and tell me about it over at your place. Honestly, I couldn't care less what you think. Each of you has your own twisted rationale for how you support a piece of horse chit p******** who's the mother of all embarrassment If you're a woman who supports Trump I'd still consider sleeping with you but it's got to be one helluva sale because I've already got you on the "not bright" side of my brain. A woman who agrees with me should leave me her info and I'll find you.

I was working at a small shop a few summers ago, and this girl Brianna and I had to open the store one morning. It was kind of stormy out, and the power of course was out as it was an old building. I horny as hell thinking I was going to be working with an eighteen year old blonde all day, so I put some carts in the aisles to route her past the mens bathroom as she came in. I stepped in, left the door open and took my uncut cock out. I started popping my tip in and out of my foreskin as I heard the door open...