A mate of mine has just told me he's fucking his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache!"

In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa

I confess that I am giving my students a pop quiz on their first day back so I can be on motherless.

This website just gave me an AMAZING idea! I am a teacher in Middle School in Las Vegas, and had a issue with kids using there phones in class to cheat. I saw a post that a guy would check his daughters phone at night and discovered pictures of her nude. I'm going to put a basket on my desk and everyone has to put the cell phones in it during class. I'm going to have them put masking tape with there names on them, so I make sure no one takes someone else's phone. Really it's so I know who's is who's. I'm going to give weekly quiz, and during it I'm going to go through the phones and if I find some nudes I'm going to sink it to my laptop and download the pix! Thanks for the idea's Motherless!ZIPPYZIPPY

Pop quiz guys; Does anyone know why the ALA model Melanie is called "little mel"? She doesn't look that LITTLE to me...

I just played the Dunkin' Donuts scratch & win trivia quiz, did a quick Google
search for the answer, and now I'm enjoying the fruits of my labor... a delicious
chocolate frosted donut! Just goes to show that with hard work and determination,
one can achieve great things in life.

So I must confess for the past three weeks at every opportunity been having sex with the wife of one of my friends. This is my confession of the first of and ongoing number of encounters.

She had been flirting and calling me her "boyfriend" for awhile now and he seemed to not care and often fed into this notion. He pretty much ignores her for video games so when I go to his house she swoons over the slightest bit of attention. Well about three weeks ago I went to hang out and crash over there for the night. My friend proceeds to get wasted drunk while her and I chill on the couch look at facebook garbage and other shit on our phones. She gets wiggled right up to my side and we're taking this fucking quiz and after about a half hour of pressing into me and me lightly rubbing on her side and neck areas we start making out with my friend playing a damn video game feet away. We continue to make out off and on for awhile while douche just loses himself in videogames.

Fast forward about 2 hours and he's fall down drunk. Literally. I mean dude can't even stay sat in his fucking chair so I help get him on his feet and she directs him to the bedroom where she shuts the door. I go back to the couch start fucking with my phone bout to pass out myself when she comes out and straddles me on the couch and we start making out again. This goes on until I start rubbing her pussy through her yoga pants which after a very short time she hops off and I take the opportunity to slide my hand down the backside of her pants and finger her. Soaking wet. We make out more while I finger bang her there on the couch until I take out my cock, she then proceeds to assault it likes its a long lost friend. This doesn't go on for long until she hops up and just loses the damn pants and re-straddles me and starts riding me right there. She was wet and tight at her pussy opening which was a surprise after two kids. We fuck with her on top for awhile but homeboy starts stumble fucking around in the bedroom and she hops off and we stop for the night.

Believe me or not I don't care. Fucked her saturday. Going to mouth-fuck and fuck her again tomorrow. She will suck me when I tell her too... Fuck me when I tell her too, swallow my cum and I am still learning what else. First Post, may update - may not.

Enjoy pervs.