For some reason I think it's sexy when a girl is unhappy with her sex life. My friend was telling me that her husband fucks her once a month and it's usually a quick in an out procedure. I immediately thought of her on her back looking bored while he quickly thrusted into her pussy. My own girlfriend at times looks bored and says please hurry up.
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Hello all,
Please forgive my poor writing as i have never been good at it.
This happened a few days ago and has sense then peaked my interest in sounding rods as i know know what there called. Please forgive my stating wands as that was not correct.
I had an injury years ago, and it caused a urethral stricture, and it has slowly gotten tighter, and I was having problems urinating. So off to the urologist, after he scoped it and said that it would have to have the scar tissue pulled apart, I set up a date to have it done. So at my appointment, I am lying naked except for a thin sheet waiting on the doctor when the nurse came in, she said she would be doing the procedure and started preparing everything she would need. So here I am staring at these slender wands that slowly get bigger at the base thinking oh shit I want out of here.
She chatted with me as she got everything in order, and I found out she is in her last year at UF and had worked with the doctor for several years. So the first thing she does is insert a syringe with a numbing agent into my penis, and she is looking around for something and says I forgot the clamp to keep the (whatever the name of the stuff was) from being pushed out. She asked me if I want to have her get a clamp and start over or hold it closed. I say I can hold it as I was getting a bit embarrassed about it. She could not allow me because my hands weren't sterile, and she did not mind keeping it closed for the time it took to work.
Now here I am lying on this cold ass table with a slightly chubby but attractive girl holding my penis right under the head, she kept chatting with me like it was nothing unusual. Hence, I felt better and started to relax and daydreamed the typical nurse-patient porn scene, big mistake as I started to get aroused and could not stop getting an erection. She states that it should be numb now and not worry about it. She then slowly released the grip she had right under the head of my penis, The numbing agent she put in me came out, it looked like I was cumming I was so embarrassed I could not even look at her. She said, don't be ashamed about having an erection as it happens and not anything she has not seen before. She lubed the first wand up was explaining what she was doing as it was slowly sliding it down inside me.
I did not feel much of anything at first as my penis felt numbed pretty well. Watching disbelievingly as the nurse insert the wand into my penis much deeper than I could have believed it would go. I could felt it deep inside me, and It was a strange feeling that is hard to describe.
As she slowly backed the wand out and then slid it six times before pulling it out and reaching for the next size wand. She then repeated what she had done. She reached for the last one in the line, saying she believed that the others would not be needed.
She carefully lubed it up, inserted some lube in the tip of my penis, and started to slide it down slowly. She said if I felt any pain tell her, and she would move down to the smaller wand. I felt it going down inside me, and there was no pain but a strange sensation of having a full bladder and needing to pee. Her hand is wrapped around my shaft holding me tight as she guides it down inside me, she asked if I was ok as I was wiggling a little and I told her it was ok it just felt strange, she asked if I was in pain and I said I am not sure how to reply, but it was not hurting.
As it got deeper, it felt good. But when the nurse started to withdraw the wand out, it was terrific. She started slowly sliding it in and out of me, saying the scar tissue should have separated by now, I felt like I was getting close to cumming and tried to bear down hard on myself so it would not happen. That caused her to pull the wand out quickly, guessing she had hurt me. That did it when it came out of my penis. I came so hard I thought I would not stop.
Mortified, I did not know what to do as here she is holding my pulsing shaft while cum is blasted all over and slid down my shaft onto her glove. And I can not be sure, but I swear she squeezed my shaft and pumped me a couple of times to get the cum out before starting to clean me up. We both acted like it never happened, She left, and I got dressed then the doctor came in, wrote me a script and told me how to care for myself for a couple of days until it had time to heal.
I have to have this done several times and wear a catheter after a few weeks to keep it open until it heals open larger than before. As I left, the nurse walked by and said she would see me at my next appointment and gave me a big smile and a wink.
Some you let go for a while. Some you delete right away. Some you review, let them return, only to delete them after several thousand hits. I just don't understand the procedure here.
20 steps to a one-man-bukkake
stuff needed:
1. bowl
3. funnel
4. toy(s) of your choice
5. patience (takes a week or two)
instructions:
. do yourself
. cum into a the bowl
. put bowl with cum into the freezer
4. repeat steps 1-3 about 10 times (waiting time between orgasms increases cum yield)
5. take full bowl of frozen cum out of the freezer
6. place bowl onto a radiator and heat cum carefully up
7. get the funnel
8. fully undress yourself
9. get your toy(s)
10. when your cum reaches roughly body temerature take bowl from radiator
11. fill your mouth with your warm tasty cum
12. gurgle a bit or do what you like but DON'T SWALLOW it yet
13. spit cum back into the bowl
14. insert funnel into your ass and hold it up straight
15. pour your cum slowly into the funnel and into your ass (don't waste anything)
16. when the bowl is almost empty (and your ass full of cum) suck up your remaining cum from the bowl
17. take a toy and start fucking yourself with it
18. watch your creamy cum run out of your ass while you jerk your cock with it
19. do what you like
20. restart at instruction 1 the next day
I just did/finished the whole procedure yesterday.
thought I have to share!
have fun everybody!
I do believe America needs to relearn these words.
http://dictionary.reference.com
Democracy:
noun, plural de�moc�ra�cies.
1. government by the people; a form of government in which the supreme power is vested in the people and exercised directly by them or by their elected agents under a free electoral system.
2. a state having such a form of government: The United States and Canada are democracies.
3. a state of society characterized by formal equality of rights and privileges.
4. political or social equality; democratic spirit.
5. the common people of a community as distinguished from any privileged class; the common people with respect to their political power.
Socialism
noun
1. a theory or system of social organization that advocates the vesting of the ownership and control of the means of production and distribution, of capital, land, etc., in the community as a whole.
2. procedure or practice in accordance with this theory.
3. (in Marxist theory) the stage following capitalism in the transition of a society to communism, characterized by the imperfect implementation of collectivist principles.
Communism
noun
1. a theory or system of social organization based on the holding of all property in common, actual ownership being ascribed to the community as a whole or to the state.
2. ( often initial capital letter ) a system of social organization in which all economic and social activity is controlled by a totalitarian state dominated by a single and self-perpetuating political party.
3. ( initial capital letter ) the principles and practices of the Communist party.
4. communalism.
Fascism
noun
1. ( sometimes initial capital letter ) a governmental system led by a dictator having complete power, forcibly suppressing opposition and criticism, regimenting all industry, commerce, etc., and emphasizing an aggressive nationalism and often racism.
2. ( sometimes initial capital letter ) the philosophy, principles, or methods of fascism.
3. ( initial capital letter ) a fascist movement, especially the one established by Mussolini in Italy 1922�43.
Learn anything yet? Like how social equality (Health care for all, gay mariage) is democracy?
Wisdom overcomes all ignorance if people learn it. Educate yourself, TYT and RT america on youtube.
What was Samantha thinking?
If it is so hard to keep those bad boys up how can other porn stars do it? I think that is a load of crap.
This is the main line you need to read (I can understand if you are not in the erotic entertainment industry and you want to get a procedure like that done(for what ever your personal reasons are) but lets face it, she is by no means a model. What could have made her a commodity she removed. What was she thinking? Her other features? She should have just paid for lasik eye surgery. This may be mean and shallow but it is the reality in that industry. I don't care what anybody says or if other erotic models have done it because she will loose a huge fan base for it and ultimately all the extra money she could have earned that came with it. She can say Oh well I don't need followers like that I have followers who can apprecaite me for how I am now.. but we are talking about the followers in the erotic industry not your boyfriends dates. That is really what everybody loved a smaller body with large natural breasts. Not that many women have natural breasts that large and perfect most have to pay for surgery. Who cares if they sagged or were uncomfortable try living with anxiety then come talk to me about being uncomforatble. They looked sexy in a bra and without a bra or lingerie. She could have waited until she was old and really true saggy to butcher those giant gifts from god. Anyway its not the end of the world. I just can't begin to understand why someone would do that. Everything I have heard so far makes no sense to me so it doesn't matter in the end.)That is all I have to say. RIP shylohs big beautiful heavenly breasts that I would have been salivating over for years to come. And as I said before it's not the end of the world for both parties just sad for her true fans. And don't give me that shit that people make their own choices no shit I am not trying to make anyones choices I am just sayin.
After watching porn for years, I started to act out my sexual urges in public. I festered not to flash my cock in front of girls. I would grab my penis through my pants while waiting at stop lights in my car. I would get it hard, and fantasize about flashing myself to them. I wanted to find a way to flash my cock without getting in trouble for it, so I did.
I made a doctor’s appointment soon after my sexual urges started. I went there for a routine checkup, but with a new female doctor in the facility. I walked into the waiting area, and waited for my doctor to enter. She entered my room, and damn was she sexy. She went through the whole procedure of checking my vital signs, and then she put her hand on my back and asked me to cough, so I did.
After she touched my back, my dick started to get hard. That’s when I remembered that as a kid, doctors would check for hernias by grouping your balls, and asking you to cough. So when she asked if anything was bothering me, I told her that my lower area hurt every time I would lift something heavy. At this point my dick was bulging through my pants. She said that she would check that for me, and then asked me to drop my pants, as she grabbed a pair of latex gloves.
I waited a little bit as she put her gloves on. I wanted her to stare right at my dick as I unbuttoned my pants. I dropped my pants, but I still had my boxer briefs on. She was looking at the bulge inside my briefs, and slowly started to turn her head away. I dropped my briefs, and my seven inch dick popped right out, and it nearly swung at her face.
She then placed her cold hands under my balls, and groped the shaft of my penis. Then she asked me to cough. My dick would sway up and down as I coughed. She had me cough three times, and then asked me to pull my pants up. She then said, “Well, I don’t see anything wrong, but it the pain starts to get worse I’ll recommend you to a specialist.”
I left my doctor’s office with relief. Once I got home I masturbated to the fantasy of her grabbing my balls. I wish I could do it all over again, and record the situation, but that was when I was 19. I definitely don’t have the balls to try that again.
I confess that I have a fantasy about some rich dude, wanting a femboi wife, who offers me money and complete medical coverage to have all the procedures i want done to become a tg, and all I have to do in return is be his "wife"
Pic related, me in a skirt, thong and kneehighs a shitty bra, and some fake breasts.
Wife is pregnant after trying for about 3 years but I’m almost sterile.
We wanted to try a fertility procedure but we didn’t have money... so we asked help from a friend of hers
She doesn’t regret it... but for me was a difficult experience.
If u have questions I’m open to them.
FIX SORTING. ITS WEBSITE DEVELOPMENT 101.
Search results should be sorted by date posted, in descending order. This isn't fucking rocket science. God damn, give me the code of the procedure used for searching and I'll show you the ONE LINE OF SIMPLE ASS SQL it needs.
Board posting procedure:
1. Post beautiful woman.
2. Receive replies that say "You're gay."
3. Repeat.
So last night my girlfriends mom came home drunk with some old dude and he fell asleep in the moms room. shes busts in on us and procedures to talk our ears off. so I let my gf sleep while I watch her mom all night downstairs in the livingroom. boy was she shit faced literally would do anything I told her. Thing is the only that makes her attractive to me is the fact she's my gf's mom. I get her to the couch and she's still talking so I start testing the waters touching her back and shoulders then eventually my hands are down her shirt feeling her breast A cup nice gumdrop nipples. eventually I get into her pants and touch that fat ass (she's anorexic skinny by the way) and pussy. So I decided its time to kick old dude out we drop him off n ear his place little bit more groping I lay her hand on my bare cock next i take her to her room and decide... to put her to bed and go back to my gfs room. I love my gf I couldn't take a chance in blowing up our relationship. Those couple hours were exciting before I go back to my gf's I fap it and my heads clears and I realized how not attracted to her I am.
This is my almost motherless post worthy confessions sorry I couldn't finish job for motherless
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