I see the moron who goes through every Board posting down-voting ecverything has just arrived on the scene again.

You need to get a life buddy. Every day at the same time. Got nothing better to do? At least jack off you idiot.

Of course, maybe using your mouse pointer to click little buttons is what gets you off. Who am I to judge?

What do you think of me? Perhaps fake a pic, or give me some pointers?

I've been super horny the last three days, watching porn and getting all worked up, but have yet to cum. When I get this horny I get very specific in what I want and am disappointed with anything less. To get exactly what I want I am considering asking my girlfriend to be submissive tonight, I just don't know how to approach it or justify it to her. Any tips or pointers for breaking your woman into a submissive role for her first time?

I confess that one of my kinkiest, dirtiest fantasies came true yesterday. I went to get a massage from this older spanish lady. Skinny, great body, not so much face. I laid naked and she rubbed me down good. Got in my ass crack and all. I turned over, she rubbed inner legs, I got hard and she went to rub my balls. I started grabbing her ass, and since she was wearing a dress, I went up under. I felt a thong, and I decided to pull aside her thong and touch her pussy. I felt her get weak in her knees, so I shoved my finger as deep as I could. She started moaning. I thought, wtf. I had my middle finger in her pussy, so I started touching her ass with my pointer finger. I didn't waste much time, and i shoved finger in her ass. So there I was, both fingers deep in her ass and pussy. She started sucking me, and even though by herself she only got half way down my shaft (8 inches) I put my other hand behind her head and shoved her head down. It was rough for her and i felt her gag, but she finally took all 8 inches down he throat. Again, I thought to myself, let me try whatever I want with her. I got up off the table, laid her down and I sat on her face. I spread my ass open and she licked my asshole clean. I was practically riding her face with my ass. So hell, I got up. bent her over and fucked her hard. After 15 min of fucking her, i pulled out and slid it in her ass. I couldn't believe how easily she took all of my in her ass. I pushed deep and hard, and she took it all. This is where my real dirty fantasy came to play. I had always loved the idea of pissing on a girl. But shit, why not take it farther since I felt like I had to pee. I slowed down a little and started pissing in her ass with my cock inside her. I started sliding in and out while pissing. I slid all out and my urine went all over her back and shoulders. I couldn't believe this was happening, it felt amazing. Of course I had to take it one step farther. I pulled out and while pissing I slid inside her pussy. FYI- ass can hold a lot more urine than a pussy. I was fucking her while pissing, and it was pouring back out of her snatch. I was all done pissing, so I slid back in her ass and had not care what so ever. I went to town on her ass. As hard as I could fuck her, I did. She was screaming outloud in pain, and i finally busted my load inside her ass. I pulled out, she turned around, I pushed her down on her knees and stuck my cock inside her mouth to clean me off. I gave her 30 euro for the massage and left.

I need your help, guidance, or wisdom. I am trying to fuck my wife's younger sister who just turned of age. could you give me some pointers of tips.

Every time I try to talk to her the convo turns into how strong minded she is and how she is knows everything in the world.... every scenario I have plotted ends up with me caught... help please.... she is upstairs right now and I van here her mobbing about. Her and my wife are mad at each other right now so i have been trying all morning to send her hints but like I said she is not giving in. help please

So here's this chick i usually fuck, i want to turn her into my slave or some shit she has already sended me a lot of pics o if i see interest over here ill share, even then i just wanted to ask for a few pointers to make her my little cum dump

I confess that I love to crossdress! and am very new to it. what do you think?

Any tips, pointers?

I just found out my new GF is completely submissive and I'm more of the "nice guy" type.. so any pointers or new ideas on how to satisfy this little whore would be much appreciated! thank you in advance men of motherless

Recently my wife and I picked up extra part time jobs. I took a job at a janitorial company cleaning offices Monday, Wednesday and Friday nights from 7pm-midnight. I was doing my normal thing, going into offices, vacuuming, wiping tables and changing trash. I go into an office and go to take out the trash and I notice what looks like cum on the inside of the trashcan along the bag. I look around and no one was there. I don't know why, but I stuck my tongue out and licked it. I was curious what it taste like. I didn't taste much the 1st time and go super horny thinking about what I was doing and I licked it again and sucked some off the bag.

Just at that moment I hear, "What the fuck are you doing?" I look over and a man was in the door. I didn't know what to say. I set the can down and said sorry and went to walk out. He stepped in the room and closed and locked the door. I was nervous, I thought he was going to kick my ass. He gets right up in my face and asked again what I was doing. I said nothing and he quietly said, "You were licking my cum weren't you?" I froze. Speechless and embarrassed. He then grabs my next and said, "You're just a little fag aren't you?" I began to chock and said, "No! I'm married!" He pushed me down and said, "Well, I tell you what. You have two options. One, I tell your boss you were doing inappropriate things in my office. You'll get fired and have to explain to your wife why. Or 2, you suck my dick and get fresh cum down your throat. What will it be fag?"

I was so embarrassed. My wife couldn't find out. I said, "So you're going to tell my boss I licked cum out of your trash can? I'm sure your boss would like that you were jacking off in your office! Fuck you!" He slapped me in my face and said, "No dumb ass, I'll tell him I walked in on you jacking off in my trash can and will show him the cum and say it's you. So you ready to suck?"

I was so angry and scared. What would my wife think if someone tells her that I got fired for jacking off at work! Next thing I know, he pulls out his dick. It was hard and had some precum. I was face to face with another mans dick for the first time ever. He pushed his hips toward my face and I turn and feel his precum rub on my cheek. He grabs my head and turns it back and pushes it on my lips. At this point I felt there was nothing else to do. Next thing I know, his cock is in my mouth and I am sucking on it.

The feel of his skin on my tounge turned me on and I started to get hard. He noticed and said, "you like that, don't you?" I looked up at him and he asked me again and I nodded yes. He told me to stroke him as I sucked. He gave me other pointers too and in about 5 minuted said, "Get ready for some fresh cum." Next thing I know i feel him shooting cum in my throat and mouth. I almost puked but managed not to. He pulled out and I went to reach for the trash can to spit it out and he moved it and said swallow. I did. I just swallowed a mans load!

He zips up his pants and says I did a good job. I get up fast to walk out. I wanted to puke and get water. He yells, "Hey!" I turn around and he says, "You forgot my trash," I walk over and take out the dirty nag and put a fresh on in and go to walk away and he says, "I'll stay late Monday night too. . . "

I don't know what to do. I don't want to run into him again but need the money. I can't just quit.What if he wants more next time? I'm disgusted, horny and angry all at once. My wife has no clue what happened and never will.

Jessie was 17 and I was 20. She was school friends with my best friend.
She would crash at our place a lot, even when my (now ex) husband was home.
We would get stoned and giggly together while he was playing WoW. Sometimes we would kiss, but we would say it was only experimental, because she had a new tongue piercing to test out.
That metal barbell on my tongue felt amazing.
I always joked, while my husband had his headset on, that one of these days I was going to make her cash those checks she'd been writing.
After weeks of this, one day she shyly agreed to accompany me upstairs. I lifted my husband's headset and told him I was going to go fuck Jessie. He was raiding, so he tuned me out.
Now, Jessie was a real suicide girl type. If bettie page had been a blonde. If monroe had been a kinky teen sex kitten.
It started with massages in bed. Then I had her take off her clothes. I traveled from the neck and back to her breasts, butt cheeks, and inner thighs. Just massaging.
She started to squirm and wiggle.
My touch slowed and softened, and started grazing delicate areas. Letting my fingertips barely brush the tufts of her groomed little pussy. I would trace circles up her thighs, watching her slowly but surely spreading her legs for me. I then took the entire palm of my hand, and placed it just above her mound.
I paused.
She finally groaned out "Just DO it already!"
My hand dove at her pussy lips, shocked to feel them so slick and so warm. I rubbed slow but firm circles on her outer labia, letting my middle finger stick out just slightly enough to part those slimy lips and bump against her protruding clit.
Spreading the slick, I worked her pussy as she writhed and gasped. The gasps turned to moans as I brought my face down and put the broad side of my tongue flat against her clit, before lapping upwards and ending in a kiss tugging her pussylips out with a slurp. The kisses grew deeper and more urgent, and her knees began to quiver.
Then, in one fell motion, I stiffen my tongue to a point, and slip my pointer finger inside her warm cunt. I attacked her clit fiercely jabbing it and nibbling at her. Her whole body tensed up, and she put her hands on my head, bucking her hips into me.
When she came, she even squirted a few drops!
Afterward, we high-fived, and she called me a "clit ninja".
The next day, my husband wasn't pleased that I went off and fucked her. He could have joined, but he was 26, and didn't want any statutory charges.
Any man who doesn't have the spine to join his young wife with a teenaged bettie page wasn't man enough for me.
Hence the divorce.

Recently moved into A 130 coach trailer park in Northern Ca. Im 5 weeks out of a divorce, i am a 37yo white male, & this mobile park is filled with Interracial couples, white females, with black males. I see them at the kid's pool in groups..all walks of life demography wise for the white women, but decidely all above average looks. alot of my immediate neighbors are amongst the group. Im getting to know a few of the single dads here in the park and discussed this with 2 of them..they are concerned for they're daughters futures, and reputations..are there any other white dads who have similar neighborhoods, i could use some pointers etc.