Damien: Everybody hates me!
Mr.Mackey: Why do you suppose that is?
Damien: Because I'm the son of the devil!
Mr.Mackey: Uh huh that's a good start, why else?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr.Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey.
Mr.Hankey: Aaaaah
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Dude, Kenny is dead.
Chef: Hello there children. Let me sing you a little song:
I'm gonna make love to you woman
Officer Barbrady: Well you ain't Fiona Apple,
and if you ain't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass.
Reporter: What would drive a man to such a disgusting act?
Some Woman: My god that's disgusting!
Stan: Whoa dude, how do you have sex with a chicken?
Stan: At least im not a little pig fucker.
Cartman: God damn it!
Stan: Dude!
Kyle: Huh Sick
Mr.Hankey: Aaaah
Cartman: You get you bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!
Mr.Garrison: You got to hell!
Stan: You butt plug.
Kyle: Damn!
Cartman: Well screw you too.
Cartman: Well?
Ms.Cartman: Sure Hun.
Cartman: Kick Ass!
Cartman: Hey, ill blow your freakin head off you peice of crap!
Mr.Mackey: I mean your one screwed up little kid, do you understand?
Cartman: He is a very disturbed little boy.
Ms.Cartman: You want some Cheesy Poofs?
Cartman: Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!
Ms.Cartman: You can have a eensy weensy bit can't you?
Cartman: Well?
Ms.Cartman: Just a weensy eensy woo-woo?
Cartman: Okay!
Ms. Cartman: I bought you some Cheesy Poofs and Happy tarts!
Cartman: God Damnit!
Ms.Cartman: Just a weensy eensy woo-woo?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr.Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey.
Mr.Hankey: Aaaah!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.
Mr.Garrison: Dumb ass, what a retard!
Stan: You fat fuck!
Kyle: Screw You.
Stan: Dude.
Mr.Garrison: Don't be such a little wuss!
Officer Barbrady: Fruitcake!
Cartman: Bitch.
Wendy: No, I'm not acting like a freak!
Cartman: Well I was standing out in a field and I had this huge satellite dish
sticking out of my butt, and then there were hundereds of cows and aliens, and
then I went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye!
Stan: What the hell are you talking about!
Mr. Garrison: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!
Wendy: Barf is gross!
Cartman: Nobody gives a rat's ass!
Pippins: Lunchy munchy hmm!
Stan: Oh yeah? Well at least my moms not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!
Cartman: Damnit, would you shut the hell up?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Starvin' Marvin: Yeah I want da cheezy poof!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr.Hankey: Howdy Ho!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.
Cartman: Son of a bitch.
Jesus: Yay, believe in me, and ye shall find peace, the way is paved with gold for ye who seek truth!
Ring Announcer: Wearing very very black trunks...the king of all that is evil...
Towns People: Barbara Striesand, Barbera Striesand!
Barbera Striesand: I'm Barbera Striesand!
Chef: Barbera Striesand?
Leonard Maltin: Barbera Striesand.
Kyle: Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby!
Leonard Maltin: Leonard Maltin.
Leonard Maltin: Sydney Potier.
Chef: Sydney Potier?!
Stan: Oh yeah.
B.S.: Your some little hick!
Stan: You ugly skank!
Cartman: Damn your black heart, Barbera Stiesand! Hey! Why dont you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed!

not a bad day today. i went to look at a old car to restore. and met a old friend that i use to work with . he was a flaming gay and back then i never messed around in my home town because i wouldn't admit i liked dick as much as i did pussy. so i never messed with him. plus he was 20 years older than me. but he had the largest dick i ever saw in my life even today. soft he had to be 8 inch's. never saw it hard. and then it was only when we was in the restroom.
but anyways i went to go look at this car with my girlfriend. the car was in to bad of shape for me.
anyways after a few minutes he ask did i ever work for so and so and i said yes back in the med 80's and then we remembered each other. so we talked a bit and he said his partner passed away about 10 years ago. i told my girlfriend that black guy i told you about being hung like a horse even soft this is him. he gave me a funny look and i told him yes i saw it a few time when you was in the rest room but back then i refused to admit i was bisexual. then my girlfriend said yes you was the one he always wanted to try but didn't.
then she said i would like to see it and if it still works maybe one of us can ride it. if not i'm sure it still dumps a load and i would like to taste it. and hes now 82 years old. ok now things changed from the car to sex. and my girlfriend brought it up. not me. he laughed and said come on in i need to get something to drink and take my pills.
we followed him in as he took his pill a blue pill he went to the rest room and came back out in shorts. and said i knew you was gay even back then and i started to make a move on you.
i would have loved to fuck a young white boy back then. then he said in 82 years its only been in one pussy and that was from a dare back in his collage days.
so i told him here is the deal if it will get hard you can have any of her holes or mine. he laughed and said hey now i'm only good for one time and its been years since hes topped anyone. Rachel didn't even ask she stood walked over to his chair and reached and pulled his shorts down the gasp and turned to me and said you going to have to wait this black monster is going in me today. she could barley get it in her mouth maybe 2 inchs it was so fat. i ask just how large will it get. he said in his younger days it would make 12 inches but now maybe 10 1/2 or 11 if he really gets turned on. so i reached over and started undressing her and she is 5 foot nothing 90 pounds maybe a small B cup tits. and it took some work but he started getting hard so i went down on her and got her pussy all wet. when i thought she was wet enough i told her to have a seat. then we moved to the bed room and he didn't hit the bed good and she was on top of him and i had ahold of his dick and let me tell you its a monster. the second i saw the head slid in and she lost her breath i pushed her down on it .
with in 5 seconds of the head slipping in he was balls deep in her. she couldnt breath so i leaned in and gave her a little mouth to mouth. and he said damn she was TIGHT. i almost laughed because she loose to me. i told him how is his 2nd peice of pussy and and he said he might go straight if they all this tight. i laughed and siaid not before i gt my turn on it. and he laughed. by this time she was riding that monster for all she could. and i told him dont cum in her because i want it. she said nope you can lick me clean but hes going to fill me up. so he moved her to the edge of the bed his ass almost hanging off raised his legs to put his feet on the bed and his ass hole was begging for me to toung fuck it so i leaned in and did. at this time i was still dress so i stripped real fast and i was balls deep in his ass i dont know how long i fucked him before he said hes about to cum so i picked up the padce i wanted to cum when he did. i think i came first not sure but he filled her up and she just laid there for aminute then rolled off and i licked him clean. then i rolled over between them and she set right on my face and let me tell you that monster was full of cum and i didn't stopped until she was cleaned out good. then he leaned down and cleaned my dick up.
i bought the car anywyays so i will have a excuse to go back over there this week . because its my turn to get to ride that monster because it will be the largest either of us has ever had.
and she told me she wants it in her ass next time. but i'm thinking of forgetting the paper work so i will have to go back again and again.

who is this girl. where can I find a dif set. something shower her feet and legs. Quite some time ago I found a picture of her wearing a one peice bathing suit and a nipple was exposed.

http://www.wihood.com/GEB31B60

Hung out with her for a few hours. She wasn't that drunk a first, and really reserved. A good girl. Doing the whole "I'm in college now and free" thing. Anyway, when I helped her up to her hotel room, she couldn't stand up at all. Now, the logical side of me was like GET IN THE BED! FUCK THIS CHICK NOW. But I didn't.

This is where I had my epiphany. Somehow, I managed to refrain. Now, this is sort of a life changing event for me. I never imagined myself turning down a piece of ass, especially one of this caliber.

But somehow standing there looking down at her innocence and naivety had an effect on me. I don't want to be a peice of shit. I don't want to take advantage of girls. I now view them as equals to men. All of you pedophiles are truely the scum of society. (I'm not talking about the ones jacking to stickam vids of young girls. That is natural. But the ones who are into the whole.... really young thing.

I was even into the exposed facebook thing. I had like 20 that I had already put together and was waiting to post... Deleted. Never again will I partake in such douchebaggary.

Anway, the girl called me today and thanked me for getting her to her hotel safe. Come to find out, she is a tourists but lives only about an hour from here at her college. I got directions and am going to see her this weekend, and yes I will be fucking her... over and over again.

So I met this incredibly gorgeous young girl over New Years. Hung out with her for a few hours. She wasn't that drunk a first, and really reserved. A good girl. Doing the whole "I'm in college now and free" thing. Anyway, when I helped her up to her hotel room, she couldn't stand up at all. Now, the logical side of me was like GET IN THE BED! FUCK THIS CHICK NOW. But I didn't.

This is where I had my epiphany. Somehow, I managed to refrain. Now, this is sort of a life changing event for me. I never imagined myself turning down a piece of ass, especially one of this caliber.

But somehow standing there looking down at her innocence and naivety had an effect on me. I don't want to be a peice of shit. I don't want to take advantage of girls. I now view them as equals to men. All of you pedophiles are truely the scum of society. (I'm not talking about the ones jacking to stickam vids of young girls. That is natural. But the ones who are into the whole.... really young thing.

I was even into the exposed facebook thing. I had like 20 that I had already put together and was waiting to post... Deleted. Never again will I partake in such douchebaggary.

Anway, the girl called me today and thanked me for getting her to her hotel safe. Come to find out, she is a tourists but lives only about an hour from here at her college. I got directions and am going to see her this weekend, and yes I will be fucking her... over and over again.

I'm a 17 year old boy and i love older women. any older women on here wanna get to no me? Must have a webcam to proove you for real ( i have one to ). I'd say im good looking and i have a 6pack. NO MEN!!! WOMEN ONLY! leave me your e-mail adress and i will add you. You must have a webcam tho to prove your genuin, unless... you can take a picture of yourself holding up a peice of paper saying my name. i'd do the same if u wanted.

when i was about 16, or 17, right before my senior year of highschool, my parents made me go to camp with my grandparents one week. it was in PA, and it was just a big trailer camp, and mostly was full of old folk. they did stuff like big bingo games on fri and sat night, and had euchre every day at noon, that kind of shit. they also had a swimming pool, and a playground outside the clubhouse. (which is where most of the kids hung out that grandparents dragged along occasionally) there was never many kids there, and very few every came weekly.

but i remember i was swimming there, and a girl started talking to me. she couldnt have been more than 10 or 11, and was just being friendly. she said her grandparents were up at the clubhouse, playing cards (which is where mine were as well. i still dont know they dragged me there, we hardly ever spent any time together. There was always a lifeguard on duty when the pool was open, so it was a good drop off spot for kids)

Anyway, we talked for awhile, and splashed around for a bit. I still remember her bathing suit, it was a cute little 2 peice, yellow, with purple spirals around it, and a frilly thing around the waistband. i dont remember how it happened, but we decided to go up to the camp store, so we went to the golf cart (everyone drove golf carts at this campground, or 4 wheelers, never a car for some reason) and i took us up. we got ice cream bars and sat on the bench outside, and talked some more. over the week we met at the playground and walked around near the lake and stuff there. she always wore these cute little sundresses.
i began getting more bold the more i talked to her, and would give her piggy back rides, and swing her around in my arms and stuff. we went to this place that was just a big wooden platform that looked out over a huge ledge into a valley below, and sat down. i dont know what prompted me to try, but i began to finger her through her panties, and she didnt stop me, and seemed to actually enjoy it alittle bit. I remember getting scared when i heard another golf cart coming down and i called it a night and took her back to the playground so she could walk back to her grandparents.

the next day we met at the playground again as planned. this time i loaded the golfcart with a blanket, and some sandwiches and soda, and took us to the other side of the lake, that was more wooded, and had hiking paths through it. i found us a nice secluded spot, and i completely stripped her naked, and just played with her.

she was very shy, but didnt put up any kind of fight, and just went along with it. i had only had sex a few times, and only with one girl, at this point, just the year before. being a teenager, i was constantly horny. she had no breasts of course, but these great little bumps that were just hints of nipples that i enjoyed tonguing. i still remember how sweet her bald little pussy tasted when i started eatting her out on that blanket.

after a few minutes of that, i took off my pants, and introduced her to her first penis. she was fascinated by it. she kept stroking it, and playing with my balls. and finally, i got her to lick it, then take it in her mouth. between my stroking, and her tonguing, it couldnt have been more than a few minutes before i shot my load all over her flat little chest. she was obviously startled and caught off guard by it, but then thought that was the funniest thing, and i can still picture her laughing about it.

what happened next is what makes me feel guilty sometimes; i laid her down on her back, and ate her out for a bit again, than began moving my dick against her pussy, back and forth, and sort of letting the tip slip in between her lips. when i started to push in more, she told me it hurt, and that she wanted me to stop pushing. but i didnt, i just kept going. i finally fully penetrated her, and she started crying. i remember just fucking her right there, in the middle of the woods as she cried. i dont think i have ever cummed so hard in my life. it was just oozing out of her tight little hole, mixed with a little bit of blood. as soon as i was done, and pulled out, she stopped crying almost immediately, and i held her for alittle bit, and told her i was sorry, and that we wouldnt do it again, if she didnt want to. we ate, and went to the pool, and didnt do anything more that day.

i was scared all night, thinking she was going to tell someone. but the next day, there she was again, at the playground, just sitting on the swings. we went back out to one of the picnic tables by the lake, and fooled around again, where i got her to give me another blowjob, and i ate her sweet pussy again. it was either that day, or the next, that i was going home, and i convinced her to let me keep her panties. they were white cotton ones, with little colored hearts on them. i remember i jacked off into them so many times. and to this day, i cant recall whatever happened to them. when i got back, and i would fuck my girlfriend, i could never forgot how tight her pussy was, it was like a visegrip on my dick, and my gfs just didnt compare.

that was 11 years ago, and now, i sometimes find myself wondering what ever happened to her. if she still thinks about me, and if she does, exactly what she thinks. i cant remember her name, but she will always hold a special place in my heart. I vaguely recall having one of those wind up, disposable cameras that were popular then, just before cameras in your cell, and taking pictures of her. I know i never got them developed because I was afraid to take it anywhere, because I didnt know if photo technicians looked at the pictures while they developed. I remember hiding the camera somewhere, and not throwing it away, but i havent found it since that summer.

anyhow, it doesnt really matter if you believe this story or not. just something i thought I would share for those who were interested.