Nothing like fucking a chubby little 19 year old half your age. I couldn't afford a motorcycle so I rode a teenager during my midlife crisis 😂

My sister Nikole  at a motorcycle wash 

First: Stop posting stupid shit in "requests". It pushes real requests down the page. Put your stupid shit in "random". Learn how to use the internet.

Next: I really need help looking for a video.

It came out probably 2000-2005 or a few years later. It started out with a young blonde chick exiting a big service elevator with either a scooter or motorcycle. She starts talking to the dude there in a smart ass way treating him like shit. I remember her saying "I want you to fuck me, just fuck me". And then they did!

I REALLY need this video because their is a girl where I work at that sounds just like her. She has a sexy smart ass voice and i really need some fap material. TIA

fucking a motorcycle cylinder.... please rate

Young girl gets kissed hard by a motorcylce
http://bailblog.net/2012/08/motorcycle-kissed-girl/

3 months ago I'm without a girlfriend, and my sister Ceci is also single, and for Valentine's Day I invited her to my sister on the beach, she accepted, I took her on my motorcycle and we had a fun day ... but at At the end of the walk, for being Valentine's Day, I wanted to fuck, and I proposed to my little sister Ceci to go to a hotel to give us sexual pleasure to each other because we were single and it was a date of love and sex, She gave me a slap and she flatly refused, I had to bring her back home without speaking anything ... truth, I would have loved to fuck my little sister Ceci ...

Once upon a time, a Man asked a beautiful young woman,"Will you marry me?"

She said,"NO!"

And the Man lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged long-legged slender big tittied broads and hunted and fished and went to strip clubs and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and wine and stayed out till sunrise and never heard bitching or complaining and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate steak and potatoes and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The end

Just fucking my girlfriend on the motorcycle...
http://bailblog.net/2012/08/fucking-motorcycle/

you go out to the garage and find these two trying to steal your motorcycle. what would you do with them?

Ok so, i have this cousin that i hadn't seen in quite some years so it ended up being that he started visiting my mother and I for maybe an hour 2 and then going out or something, he always visited near the weekend. He needed a place to stay so he moved into the small studio that was attached to the house my mother, sister and i currently live in. He didn't really tell us he was also bringing his gf who has 1 kid and is also 7 months pregnant like me. She has a son and is pregnant with another boy but both kids are not my cousins children. Im a single mother of a daughter and am pregnant with a boy. My cousin drives a red motorcycle and according to my dads side of the family my cousin is nothing but drama and trouble. But that didnt stop anything.
Before he started living with us him and i had seemed to grow close but innocently. Him and i got along well and so we would confess randoms things, but he did most of the talking and just seemed he wanted to tell someone that he could trust of his life and troubles, he would also ask me for advice or input on some subjects. But anyways, after moving in i would go and hang out with his gf and him because we all seemed to be home all day, hes self-employed and so am I. His gf was a stripper and barely stopped a few weeks ago. I thought it would be good that her son and my daughter play together so that it could give her and i a break from our crazy children (her son is going to be 3 soon and my daughter just turned 2). It seemed that her and i connected well as well. I would laugh about it because my cousin would tell me that he wouldn't care if her and i messed around because he knew we both liked each other and were horny for a girl, lol.
One day he texted me like he usually does even though he lives right outside, and had asked me to look for some one for his gf and him to have a 3sum with and to make sure she had a big booty and that he didnt care who it was. I replied with ill see what i can do and that was the end of that convo that day. The next day he texted me saying that his gf wanted to lick me and asked if i would be comfortable with messing with her while he also messed around with her at the same time. I replied saying "yeah, i guess im ok with that. i just might be a lil shy at first though". He told me not to be shy and to hurry up putting my daughter to bed and to not fall asleep, he didnt want to fuck his gf without me. I thought this to be odd and some sort of strong sign of him indicating that he wanted to fuck me, like i mean i've always been attracted to my cousin because he's fit and all of his top half of his body is covered in tattoos, plus he dresses well. But he had said in a text that he didnt want to fuck me so i was somewhat confused but just went along with it.
Just around maybe 1am my daughter had finally gone to bed so i took a shower and headed over. The door to the studio was wide open so i walked in and they were laying on the air mattres on the floor and her son was on the love seat recliner couch sleeping. I sat on the edge of the couch and took a sip of my water as i felt a little nervous yet anxious as to what was going to happen. When i walked in he was shirtless wearing boxers and sweats and she was just wearing a white t-shirt, no bra and no panties with her shaven pussy fully revealed. He started saying well go ahead you 2 i know you guys want to lick each other. her and i just laughed and both said we were shy. he then spread her legs apart and looked for the remote. I then got up took my robe off and started walking towards the girl but i still had pjs and my bra on.
I got to her inner thighs just when the tv shut off. I heard the sounds of her sucking his dick while i began to lick her nice, wet , small pussy. My thoughts were just idk me screaming "omg omg omg this is actually happening". She then sat up and started to undress me and told me to lay down and started to lick me very gently and squeeze on my big titties (34D). My cousin got up and went and got a beer and took a chug then put a condom on and started to fuck his girl from behind while she licked me. this turned me on so much seeing them fuck while she licked me, i grabbed her ponytail and dug my nails into her head. My cousin reached down and guided his girls hands and told her to play with my pussy while she licked me and she listened, with his hands guiding hers she shook my clit while he pushed her face into my pussy with his other hand. There was a few times when she would pull her hand away and it felt like a diffent pair of fingers were inside of me, those fingers were rougher and made me moan loudly. This made me cum quickly but we still werent done. I began to just stare at my cousin fucking his gf and it seemed every time i moaned he started to fuck his girl harder making her moan with me, it felt so good at this point because she now had 2 fingers in me with her mouth on my pussy while she moaned and while he fucked her hard which every time he pushed in her her fingers went in nice and hard into me.
He pulled out and went for his beer again while his girl continued to lick me and play with my titties. He came back layed down next to me and grabbed her head kissed her and she then began sucking his dick but still was playing with my pussy. it was pitch black in the room unless a car would come by and make a turn so i just listened to the sounds we made when all of a sudden her hand went away and i felt a mouth, but this mouth was different then the one before but i just told myself it was her. but then i felt a hand grab my hand and put it on his head i guess showing me who was really licking me now. i then rubbed his head and said omg and giggled but i didnt move my hand or try moving his head, i just closed my eyes and tried to imagine how he looked licking me, his mouth felt so good and he knew how to use it. He began fingering and i noticed he had fingered me earlier, i loved how sneaky he was being. he then stopped and his girl layed next to me, he kissed her and then put a new condom on and thats when i seen at the perfect timing of a car making a turn in front of the house was his long thick dick. Wow!
He crouched down and started to fuck his girl and i just sucked on her nice small perky titts (34B ?). He grabbed my hand and out it on her clit while he still fucked her. i began to play with her clit while still playing with her nipples with my lips, teeth and tounge. I was trying to make it as pleasurable for both of them as possible so i started to run my hands downwards towards her ass while my cousins dick rubbed against my inner fingers while inside her pussy. This made him start to moan and say "oh fuck" like he's never experienced that move before. i stopped to take a drink of my water and then kind of sat that for a few seconds just watching them. Just then my cousin grabs me and pulls me on top of his gf with my ass facing him and while fucking his girl he started to play with my titties and rub my body from my neck down to my ass and grab a handful of my booty meat in his hands. I could feel him starting to get more turned on with every touch of me.
He pulls out of her and whispers in my ear "do you want it?" i reply with "i dont care". With no hesitation he begins to rub the tip of his dick against my phat pussy trying to ease into me. i begin to moan right away as he is bigger than im use to, and he knows that so he goes slow with me at first, his girl rubbing and sucking on my titties while they dangle in her face. As he starts to pound my pussy i begin to moan louder and louder which seems to make him and his girl more and more turned on, he runs his hands all over me and begins to kiss the back of my neck where i have my scorpio tattoo and kisses all the way down my spine while his girl grabs my head and begins to make out with me. At this point i cum once again and my cousin feels it and he begins to moan and grunt "oh fuck" but then i see extremely bright head lights and hear a familiar sound of a truck so i pull forward look out the window and see that my sister is now getting home from work (she works late and my mom was in the house sleeping). We all get up and get dressed, his girl goes to the bathroom and he says im fucked. i just laugh and say no ima just say we were watching movies if she does ask and he says ok. We all got something to drink and turned the tv on and started to watch tv, but then my cousin started to talk about "wow that was wild" and saying how he felt good about it because they had a 3sum with someone he knew and really could trust. I just smiled and said yeah.
he also kept saying that we needed to do it again because we didnt finish and his girl and i just giggled.
Its now about 3:20 so i use the bathroom and say good night to them both because my daughter sometimes wakes up and freaks out when im not there when she wakes up. and also knew my sister would start looking for me soon if she noticed i wasn't in bed as well or at least watching tv inside. I walk inside and towards the kitchen because im somewhat getting hungry and thirsty, get a snack, prepare a sippy cup for my kid and head towards my room. i check my phone after i ate my snack and layed down and my cousin had texted me asking when we could do it again because i was leaving in the morning and would be gone for some time. I told him in like a week but i ended up showing up back home 2 days later because something came up that i had to come home.

to be continued. . . . . . .

I confess I found this absolutely hilarious.

A Prius driver who was using his cell phone to record footage of a pack of motorcyclists veered into them Sunday morning, prompting some of the bikers to beat him up on the freeway, the California Highway Patrol reported.

The incident unfolded just after 8 a.m. as several motorcycle clubs cruised on Harley-Davidsons and other bikes in the fast lane of northbound Highway 101 near Belmont, between Ralston Avenue and West Hillsdale Boulevard.

CHP Officer Art Montiel said the driver of the white Prius, who was not identified, was one lane over as he video-recorded. Apparently distracted, he veered right into the third lane, overcorrected and crossed back into the fast lane, hitting a motorcycle, Montiel said.

The Prius, he said, bounced off the 4-foot dividing wall and took down a second motorcycle before coming to a stop. Witnesses then reported seeing bikers beating the Prius driver, who later told investigators that he was threatened with a knife as well.

The Prius driver and the two motorcyclists were taken by ambulances to hospitals to be treated for minor injuries. The Prius driver will be cited for distracted driving, Montiel said, while investigators are hoping witnesses can identify who took part in the alleged assault that followed.