Cumming in Jimmys wife

I confess that I fucked my only black homie's gf in the ass on my 21st birthday, when we were drunk. True story. A big group of us had came back to her house after leaving the bar, and after a few minutes of drunk fighting with her bf, he left with most of the group to get ahold of some coke. Left at the house were me, her, her bf's older brother, and my broskie Jimmy. Now everyone went to pass out, me and Jimmy in the living room, and "Summer" passed out on her bed, with her bf's brother sleeping on the floor next to it. Well, im drunk enough and horny enough after the bar to see if I can take advantage of the drunken argument and I ninja my way into the bedroom and past the bf's brother, "Tom." Summer is tall and mostly skinny, white/native alaskan mix, all around attractive, nice medium ass and b tits. And shes passed out in her thong, with full clothing above her waist. I poked her a couple times to see if she was awake enough to ask for a blowjob but she was straight passed out. Being drunk, I started feeling up her ass, to see if she was faking. I knew she wasnt when I slid her thong aside, lubed up my finger and stuck it up her ass, nice and slow until I reached the knuckle. Barely a moan, so I started finger fucking her ass, which by the way was perfectly clean, not a shit stain to be seen. Fucking perfect. After a minute of that, suddenly I felt warm wetness on my hand and realized she had started pissing all over herself and my hand. Just then, as I pulled my finger out of hed butthole I felt something following it, and a couple seconds later she shit out a perfect oval turd, spotlessly ejected. This kinda killed my buzz, but I was still hammered and horny. So I rolled her over, out of her piss, and picked up her turd with a paper tosel and tossed it. The least I could do, after finger fucking her butthole till she shit herself. Then I positioned her the way I wanted, lubed up my cock and slid that shit balls deep into her, and slow fucked her asshole formabout 15 minutes until she started to moan, which made Tom start moving. Just about this time, I had enough and busted a fat hot nut into her booty, then hopped up and went back to the living room. She comes out of the bedroom a couple minutes later, thong around her ankles and still drunk as fuck, apparently, as she walked over to the couch and sits down on top of passed out Jimmy, whos sprawled on the couch. Even worse, shes mumbling about having to use the bathroom. Thankfully, I steer her to the bathroom before she takes the monster shit she dreamed she was having when I was fucking her in the ass a few minutes earlier. She almost shit on Jimmy!!! Fuck... and she never even noticed all the jizz she farted out in the toilet. After that she went back to her room and layed down next to Tom and passed the fuck back out. And I went to taco bell. Never heard the story about her shitting and pissing the bed that fine evening. The End.

Just watched the British doco that 'exposed' Jimmy Saville's underage exploits. Another Knight in Shining Armor exposes Bad Guy report we seem to be cheering on lately.

So a scandal is created about some charismatic arsehole who took advantage of girls infatuated by fame. Girls old enough to get themselves to his hotel room and greedy enough to think he'd make them famous and that they might be the 'special' one. Girls smart enough to know they weren't going to just be reading songbooks in his room alone. Girls, now old women complaining about abuse; not destroyed, only old and cranky that no-one wants to touch their tits anymore, that they didn't end up being 'special', that they were just one of dozens; complaining now that he's dead and unable to defend himself.

Educated and influential media presenters are calling it a scandalous example of peadophalia and heads are rolling in high places. The public follows along and creates facsimile opinions. A whole bunch of disparate social problems and personality disorders are mashed into one big witch hunt mentality. Meanwhile the real molesters, the ones abusing their official positions of trust and responsibility to care for the Vulnerable; continue on protected by Church and Tradition, happy to see Public opinion so confused and ineffectual.

People can be pretty stupid and not realize that the instinctive aversion they feel for any subject touching on age appropriation of sexuality is fear that they may not be a good person themselves, according to some law. This is while they have little problem with the gross sexualization of minors in popular entertainment and advertising.

While the White Knights are out there cleaning up our society and we all follow along like a bunch of sheep, the real problems behind sexual exploitation of minors, and other vulnerable people, will never be addressed. The rules constraining content on this site are probably good to stop gratuitous exploitation material, but you can see how rules become games, and another avenue to properly expose and explore real problems in our society is shut down.

i confess that i just took a GIANT poop to Jimmy Cliff 'I can see clearly now'.

it's gonna be a bright sun shiny day.

When Michelle gulped down Jimmy's cum

I saw Rolph Harris yesterday and said "didn't you do two little boys in the 70's"? and he said "FUCK OFF that was Jimmy Saville"

What an Aussie wanker

Jimmy Saville...RIP.....he died of laughter yesterday, some cunt asked him if he could fix it for Celtic to win the league....HA HA

Since Monday the 24th My cute 42 year old neighbor that had the flat tire has been out of town. I saw a golden oppertunity to somehow sneak into her house and check out her underwear and bras. I was able to jimmy the sliding glass door open, I was in and saw her full underwear and bra collection. She now has some new panties. Nylon ones. I saw Green, yellow, grey, black, and they were still size 8 and made by vasserette.She still has her victorias secret underwear. She has tan, black, green, pink, bras, plus the purple one I saw her take off. She also had tan, black, and white pantyhose. She wears her underwear under her pantyhose because I saw them in the hamper inside each other. Her car was in the garage and I was able to get in through the window she leaves cracked . I gave her car a flat tire. Lets hope she calls me to change it.

Part A2: Creepers Club [rest of the story on my profile :) ]

Hey guys :-** this is kinda a crazy story, but bare with me :)

So this is from the time after SAM and Kelsey were together. Or lets say around that time (starts before and ends after). I was 25 or 26 at that point.

Let's start when I got the new job after moving.

The first few days are always rough. What do I wear? Who do I talk to, who do I turn to for lunch? Also I was one of the youngest employees there. Man-dominated workplace.
I decided I had to wear something I feel comfortable in. And sexy, but not slutty. And something that said businesswoman. But not secretary. Something that would make the other women wish they were me without make them hate me. Hard decision. So to make it short I went for a dark blue blazer, skirt (knee long) or the same color and a white blouse. The blouse hid most of my breast, but some was still showing. I was determined to make a good impression and not to be repressed by men. I knew exactly who my boss was and who his bosses were (which I would barely even see in my first years).
So I got to work and found my office. It was on the floor with all the employees who were either new like me or too dumb to get into a higher position. The offices were all kinda open and there were 2-3 people in each. I was in one with a guy named Rick. He was at least 10 years older than me. Unattractive, unmarried. When I came in he stared at me for a second, then got up to greet me. He seemed nice enough, helped me set up my pc and so on. He would stand behind me or leaning over me and give me tips while I installed some software. He was also playing something on his phone. He went back to his workplace, sitting across from me.

Then I went out to get me (and Rick after ne asked) a coffee. When I was walking through the hall I could feel the eyes of my coworkers on me. I didnt mind, I like to be the center of attention. So when I got back with the coffees, some guys were standing in their office doors, chatting and drinking coffee. When they saw me, one by one stopped talking to stare at me. When I was past them I could almost feel them staring at my ass in the tight skirt. I was already half in my office when I heard one of them say "hey are you the new coffee girl?"
I froze. Gave Rick his coffee and placed mine on my desk. Then I went back. I went to the guy who asked me and shook is hand and said "Hi, I'm Anna." He wanted to retreat his hand, but I held it, pressing it so his bones would be pressed together, hurting him. He was playing cool so I continued to say "But I am not your coffee girl. I'm a woman if you havent noticed. If you're respectful towards me, I'll be respectful towards you." I pressed his hand harder and whispered to him "but if you don't, you'll regret it." Then I let him go. The tried to shake off the pain and said "N.. nice to meet you." Then I said hi to all the others. When I went back into my office I heard the guys laugh. I didnt want to think to hard about it. The next day the guy came by and apologized for his behaviour. From that point on, all the guys were respectful towards me, but I still could see the lust in their eyes. I think I was the hottest women in the company (I was also the youngest of course). Rick would creep me out some times. I changed my outfit a bit, revealing more of my chest (I didnt like to hide my boobs away). Soon the guys were friendly towards me and I made friends with some of them and I also made friends with almost all the other women.

We sometimes went on company trips. Like, spending a day in a theme park or go to a museum and such. Even though everyone knew I had a boyfriend, the guys always wanted me to be on the pictures with them. Then I would have to let them put an arm around me, lay an arm around them and so on. I didnt mind to much at that time, it was kinda fun to flirt around a little. I also made sure to wear sexy outfits whenever we went out. Dresses, miniskirt, hotpants tanktops. Anything that got attention.

Over the time I got promoted and moved into my own office.

Now this is where it gets crazy/creepy.
Have you ever googled yourself? I did back then. I surfed around a little and found a website. A website named something like "Anna XXX's fanclub". The idiots had used my full name (lucky for me both my first name and my last name are common). The content was private but I could easily make an account.
When I did I found what they were hiding. Pictures of me. Nothing nude, not even a nipple slip, but still. Pictures of my cleavage, my ass, my face. They were ordered by date. The first one was really bad quality and from the first day at the company. Now I understood. Remember Rick playing on his phone when he helped me install the software? He wasnt. He took a picture. For the first year there werent many pictures. Most of them seemed to be from Rick. He took pictures whenever I bent over or when I picked something from the high shelf. Then there were pictures of company trips. Under them the first comments. The guys even used their real names. First they only commented on my body. But soon they started talking about what they would do. My pussy was wet in seconds. I went thru more pictures and comments. Read how they wanted to touch me, kiss me, fuck me. I closed my eyes and finger fucked myself. Soon a first orgasm shook my body. I stripped naked and got on our bed (Jims and mine). Jimmy and SAM wouldnt be home for hours, so I had to please myself. My vibrator would help me. I scrolled through more pictures. I penetrated myself with the vibrator, imagining how I would fuck one of my coworkers while the others watched. I came again. And again. When I was through 3/4 of the images I noticed more and more pictures where the comments were like "You totally have a boner there." etc. And indeed, when I looked closer on most of the pictures the guys actually had boners. I stuffed my pussy with the vibrator, turning it all the way up. With the other hand I held a vibrator egg to my clit. In my mind, I was gangbanged by my coworkers. They took turns on my pussy and ass, cuming in my face and mouth. I squirted really hard, wetting the bed and even getting some on the laptop. I was turned on so much, I decided to wear even more sexy outfits to work.

Whenever I put on a sexy outfit for work, I made sure I was seen by my coworkers (who were on the website). When I got home, I checked if they had pictures of me uploaded already. Most of the time it took a few hours. First I loved the increased attention. But when I kept reading the comments, they got more and more violent, up to a point where someone wrote he would force me to blow him the next day. He never had the balls to do it, but I still made a decision.

The website was reported to the company, taken down and the guys who were saying the worst things even got fired. All other were suspended and forced to go to a different city (but they could stay in the company).

Come to think of it, it was somewhat like motherless... but it was more creepy and dangerous for me.

Hope you guys like this one :)

End of A2

OK here we go again, some TV psychologist, this time Dr. Drew, grilling some teen for acting up and partying her ass off with alcohol and pot working her into a crying jimmy. While her mom hovers over her with a superior attitude. But dr. drew doesn�t get to the heart of the matter, her alcoholic mother, who really showed her daughter a real fucked up roll model. Yea, lets make the teen feel guilty while the fucked up parent only gets a small counseling.

Hey! Anyone remember when we were allowed to smoke in school? And the doors were made out of wood and not institutional metal, and not locked all day causing a fire hazard? And the only time you would see a cop in school is when someone got busted for pot?

I�m glad I�m not a teen in this day and age!