how can i convince my mom to give me a handjob/have sex with me, ive done stuff with her in the past while shes been asleep but i want her to be awake and jerk me off how can i convince her?

My Chinese experience.

I moved to China from the USA 7 months ago for a job. This place is great if you are a want to get laid. I was never really into asian chicks until I moved here. Sure I whacked it to a few asian prons in my lifetime but it was never my thing.

It is so fucking easy to get laid in China. If you cannot get laid in the USA but have the money to take a trip I recommend coming to China. These Chinese girls are so down to fuck Americans its crazy.

First of all they are all relatively hot. The majority of chicks that are here are skinny. Very rarely do you see overweight women. I'm sure these numbers are growing because you do see McDonalds, Burger King, Pizza Hut, Etc. but at the moment most chicks are reasonably skinny. Even the fat chicks are pretty skinny compared to US chicks.

They all dress slutty. I live in southern China but have traveled around a bit since moving here. All the girls wear tiny ass shorts or skirts, high heels, and possibly tights or stockings. Pretty fucking hot. If you are a leg man then China is heaven for you. Even the older women here look damn hot.

These chicks have no hair on their bodies. Legs and arms are fucking smoooooth. You may find a little bit of hair under their arms and their snatches can be a bit of a jungle but the rest of their bodies are smooth sailing. No stubble, they just do not grow hair on most of their body. The hair on their head is pretty sexy though. They normally have long flowing black hair. A lot of them dye their hair red or blonde so these chicks stand out a bit but their hair is pretty damn hot.

You have a slight western influence on their fashion. I have not seen so much spandex or hipster glasses in my life. These chicks make it look hot though. If you are into gaps then China is the place to go. Gaps occur on skinny chicks where there is space between their thighs. Never really noticed this before but here in China there are so many chicks with gaps that you have to notice. Pretty hot. All you can think about is the easy access you have to their snizatch.

These chicks like western dudes. I've seen some ugly expats here with pretty hot chicks. It helps, of course, if you have a bit of money.

prostitution is pretty much legal

here is how it works

its illegal but nobody gives a shit

there are a few levels of prostitution here

there are the street girls

cost about 150rmb which is about 20 bucks are so. you just pull up to a whore store and the mommy (female pimp) brings out a line up of girls. you pick your girl and take her back to your place or you can rent a decent hotel room for around 8 bucks for a few hours. chicks are pretty hot. they will go with you and shower with you. then either fuck or suck until you are done. then take their payment and then leave. sometimes if you give them 150 rmb the girl will give you a few dollars change. The great thing about these street girls is that they will normally give you their phone number so you can call them directly without having to go through the mommy. you wont pay any less but they will show up to your door and you don't have to go through the hassle of going the the whore store (sometimes its closed)

you can also go to KTV. KTV is a karaoke spot. some of them are bit different but a lot of them are the same. You pay for the private room and some booze. pay for the Dj and then they bring in a line up of 10-20 or more chicks depending on where you go. these chicks are pretty damn hot. you give them maybe 200-300 RMB for them to be your companion during the evening. once you pick a chick they will either keep their formal clothes on or change into street clothes. they will sit with you all night, talk to you, pour your drinks, sing with you, light your smokes, and let you semi grope them. if they are into you you can get a bit more action for free. Ive seed guys get blowjobs or handjobs or kisses from KTV chicks that are attacted to them. Ive also seen chicks that are just jobbers that do not do anything to exciting most of the night. You can take some of these broads home. Normally will cost you a few hundred more RMB. Not all of them are whores so you may be SOL if you pick the wrong one. The ones that do go home are pretty fun.

You can also go to the chinese massage. you can get a foot massage here for 50rmb or less than 10 bucks. chicks massage your whole body then spend a long time on your feet. Nothing crazy sexual but they normally wear pretty short skirts and flirt with you a bit.

These same massage parlors offer full body massages. costs about 100rmb or around 16 bucks. they will take your shirt off and make you lay down. massage your whole body including your ass and legs. then when they are done they will flip you over and jerk you off. chicks are hot. wear short skirts and sort of hump you all night while they massage you. hand jobs are pretty good. they will slip a finger in your ass if you are into that and sometimes you can get a couple chicks if you want to pay. the massage includes a hot shower so it is a pretty good way to relax.

you have saunas that you can go to. pretty much the best shit ive had since ive been here. combines all the previous shit into one slam bamma. you walk into a lobby and they bring in a line up of chicks. you pick the one you want. they are all dressed hot. and she takes you to a private room. then she changes in front of you to something sexy and she has you take a shower. she will shower with you if you want and she will scrub you down. she is normally naked and she will play with your dick a little bit. then she puts you on a massage table and gives you a naked massage. she will mount you and give you a shitty massage. bitch is a whore not a fucking licensed masseuse but it feels good enough. when you are done with the massage she will take you into the bedroom and then the fun starts. they normally put on some japanese porn on the tv that is pretty hot and then you get down to business. pretty much anything goes. most chicks wont let you fuck them in the ass but they will blow you from any position and let you fuck them for as long as it takes.sometimes they have toys. pretty much always you have to wear a condom. they will play with you until you are done then you can take another shower or bath. whole thing is like 600rmb which is around 100 bucks. pretty dope time.

girls are hot. all look pretty young. i have had a few older women which was kinda weird getting a hj from a chick that could be my aunt but w/e

there are higher level hos that are available as well, just havent experienced them for myself. there are also places that deliver chicks to your hotel room. they send a line up and you pick the one you want. sometimes 1000-1500 rmb.

my favorite is the sauna. pretty reasonable for the time you get. the street hos are pretty fun but it is hit or miss. sometimes you get girl that blows but does not fuck and then sometimes vice versa. you do luck out sometimes and get a hottie that blows and fucks but you gotta grab these bitches numbers because they normally get scooped up pretty quick.

sometimes after chinese new year your favorite girl will go back to their hometown and never come back. i dont think that whoreing is looked down on as much in China. it seems as if a lot of regular girls may try it out to make a bit of money for a little while. a lot of them get burned out and then go get regular jobs or regular girlfriends but they can give you a pretty damn good ride while they are testing the waters.

TL/DR come to china if you want to empty your balls

I confess when I was 17 I paid my 13 year old cousin 60 dollars to give me a handjob. She still hot now but even hotter when she was 13, long blonde hair, pretty blue eyes, really adorable petite body with a cute little ass. Anyways me and my folks went to her house to have a cook out with family and some of their friends, me and my cousin were joking around a talking then I asked her to go to the basement so we can hang and watch tv, we were just watching tv and and hanging out then I had the idea right there, I had 60 dollars on me and I thought I should take the risk, I pulled the money out and joked that she could have it, she looked happy haha then I said I'll give it to her if she did something for me, I told her all she has to do is rub my dick for a little bit, she acted grossed out at first when I said it haha, she asked if I was serious, I said yeah and started begging her haha, it took a while but she finally said ok, I asked her to go get a bottle of lotion and a towel, after she got it I pulled my pants down, I squeezed a bunch of lotion in her hand and she started jerking me off while we were watching tv lol it was awsome, it felt so good, I got rock hard when she touched it, she giggled when she seen me get a boner haha, it was so noisy with the lotion I was scared someone might come down haha, knowing my 13 year old cousin my rubbing my dick was so fucking hot, I got so hard staring at her and watching her hand on my dick stroking it, she looked really shy doing it, I could tell this was her first time touching a dick,she was ooking at the faces I was making a laughing haha, after about ten minutes I told her to jerk it with both hands and rub rub it really fast, she started doing it and after about 15 seconds I came so hard, I ruined their towel lol it was a sticky mess. She just laughed and thought is was crazy how it shot out like that, she never seen it. We cleaned up and I gave her her 60 dollars, she was happy haha but said she felt a little strange after doing that. These days shes older acts like she doesn't know me haha, but I'll never forget that day.

When I was 22, I was still living at my dad's place when he started seeing someone seriously enough for her to move in with us. He literally dropped it on me last minute, but it was still his house I was living in and I didn't care as long as he was happy. Only problem was we were living in a 2 bedroom 2 bathroom duplex, and his new woman was bringing her then 19yo daughter with her. I do remember being mad at first, because we were going to be sharing a bedroom AND bathroom. Any anger I had drifted away once we met. She was slim and petite, only about 5'4", but somehow was rocking the most beautiful C-cups you could imagine.

Now, I was certainly sexually attracted to her, but also a realist. The whole stepbro/stepsis thing is all the rage in porn these days, but that kind of stuff doesn't happen in real life, I thought. She was flirty with me from the beginning, but I always laughed it off cause I didn't want to get the wrong idea and then forever be the creepy stepbrother. They were only living with us for like a week before she would be in our room with me alone and in nothing but a towel or her bra and panties, after taking a shower. I was lucky enough to have had different relations with different ladies by this time in my life, but she really had me blushing and acting shy just because I wasn't 100% sure how to react.

One night, she had a pretty attractive friend staying the night and we were drinking a little bit, so the conversation turns sexual, as you do. I should be ashamed, but I lied to them about how sexually experienced I was so her friend starts daring her to flash me and before I know it, they are both topless telling me to show them how I'd rub a girls tits. I was a boobs guy 100% then and her friend was that girl who had double D's since 6th grade, so I'm just sitting there, one handful of the friends boob and the other handful of my stepsisters boob, going, "Is this good? Should I pinch the nipples?" xD

So I'm instantly rock hard and trying to hide it, but they want me to show it to them. And I'm telling them no because dicks aren't pretty like pussies are. So they get to whispering back and forth and giggling and then my stepsister says that if I show them, her friend will give me a handjob. I'm still feeling like a shy virgin at this point because of their forwardness, but I pull it out and they giggle and whisper more until the friend gets up and tells me to come into the bathroom with her. She's still topless with just her shorts on and she doesn't waste any time once we get in the bathroom. She gets down on her knees and starts jerking my cock. We were only in there for like half a minute before there is a quick tap on the door while it immediately opens up and in comes my stepsister, who is also still topless, and in a sexy little voice she says, "I wanna watchhhhh."

I'm not saying no since my pants are already off and dick out, so my stepsister sits down on the toilet while I'm standing there RIGHT in front of her getting jerked off by her friend. At this point, I'm grabbing and rubbing on both of their tits, and they are talking about how wet their pussies are and it's just getting hotter and hotter. I hadn't been sexually active at that time for about 3 or 4 months so I had already been close to the edge since the start of that night. As soon as my stepsister came in and sat down, I said out loud, "I am going to cum so fucking hard." My stepsister hadn't touched me up until this point, but she starts playing with my balls right after I said how hard I was going to cum, and let me tell you, this was one of those orgasms that build and build and build until I was literally trembling up until I came. It was the most cum I'd ever seen come out of me, ever. I covered both her tits and it was just pouring down off her nipples, down her stomach, onto her shorts and all over the floor. They both kept saying, "omg. omg. omg."

All I remember saying is, "I have never came that hard." over and over again. I was still in the post nut daze, but my stepsister grabs my hand and shoves it down her shorts saying, "Feel how wet I am!" and she is indeed soaking wet. I get kicked out of the bathroom after this while they shower together and "girl talk". At this point, my shyness had faded and I'm wanting to get in the shower with them, but no dice xD. We had been alone in the house the whole time, but my stepsisters mom was off work a little after all of this happened, so we are all in the living room watching movies later that night and I'm just trying to act like I didn't just get jerked off by my stepsister and her friend haha.

Anyway, post is already too long, and it probably reads like I made it all up lol. I have a bunch more similar experiences that I might write up and post here too. Just wanted to share because even good friends I had at the time didn't believe me until I showed them the video proof haha. (Attached pic is my stepsister standing in the same bathroom they jacked me off in.)

Need help finding a dirty talk handjob video. It is of a young hot blonde and as she jerks off a big cock she talks about how when she was younger her older brother would come into her room and molest her. She start from when it started he would only watch her sleep take her clothes off and jerk off and cum on different places on her like her ass or face. Then he started rubbing his cock on her face and body. One of the hottest parts of the video was she described how one night her brother must of druged her because in the morning she woke up with her throat in pain with a strange taste in her mouth. And when she tryed to get out of bed she collapsed to the floor from a massive pain from her asshole. She concluded that her brother after druging her must of sodomized her and shoved his dick down her throat to. After she confronted him it got worse, in stead of stopping he started raping her all the time making her jerk him off suck his dick and the worst she sead was when ever they were home alone he would fuck her in the ass. Really good video about 20minutes long if anyone can share a link it would be cool thanks.

My wife hasn't wanted to have sex since our child ws born. It's going on a year now and we have had sex 3-4 times. The doctors say it's common for new mothers to be this way for up to 2 years, but I can't handle it.

I put a mobilespy on her phone and security cam in my house.....she's not doing anything like cheating as I had initially thought, barely leaves the house unless it's timed perfectly with my lunch break visits. I think she just completely lost her sex drive, amd she refuses to try any hormones or therapy to get it back....says "it'll come back when it comes back."

To me this seems pretty unfair that she isn't willing to compromise and at leat help me with a blowjob or handjob, but maybe I'm an ass like that. At the beginning of our relationship i told her how much i NEED sex in a relationship. Some people think emotional/physical is 70/30 or lower ..i feel more along 50/50.

So the point of this post is that I am so horny al the time and jerking off doesn't make it go away. I jerked off 8 times today with orgasm but am still horny, while sex tides me over for 5-7 days before i start getting antsy.

At this point I have contemplated other arrangements but am scared of losing my wife and son if caught.

I just really don't know what to do and need a little advice.

Does any one have a link to a video where a girl is giving handjobs to random guys. One scene is she's jerking off a mexican dude and makes him cum in front of everyone. The guys she's jerking off have their faces blurred, if that helps.

I didn't mean for it to develop into anything it is a little. My daughter woke up to find me just jerking off on the couch one night. Being only three years old at the time I covered up quick. I just told her I was just playing with my snake. Not wanting to freak her out when she wanted to see my so called snake I said fuck it. And of course she had to touch it and all that real quick so I just let her real quick. I was a little bit surprised at her enthusiasm but I took her back to bed and left it alone. She liked to barge in on my in the bathroom times before but was into the snake more and more she saw it. With that in mind I decided I would make it a fun game to play with dad. She lived with just me. Every week I would make her notice my snake and sure enough she would notice and wanna see and play a bit. Every time she had fun and enjoyed it cause I sat back to her while she did whatever. I figured she enjoys it clearly and feels fine to me so it didn''t take but one time to teach her the handjob a little and eventually she got the hang of it. She is four now and she is happy and she is at the point wher her handjobs now are hard to pass up. I felt guilty at first but it's only been her jerking me off I don't touch her being 4and all. Should I not push it further? But if she keeps up going along with it like its nothing if she ever wants to suck it or something I'm not tell her no probably. I gotta say though I used to feel guilty but She loves jerking me off off now, in the bath, in the car driving, she's into using cotton little gloves now because lotion was messy and while we are watching Netflix in bed she likes using her feet as we watch the show. On second thought fuck it I can find a way for her to like sucking on it, just too much fun now to not try sooner or later wouldn't you as long as she was happy?

Heres my confession I would love for my wife to cuckold me and to tell me she doesnt want to fuck me anymore and that she should sincerely tell me that my cock does nothing for her anymore and that shes had to fake orgasm for a while being my cock is way too small to enjoy or even bring her any pleasure whatsoever and that she needs to find a bigger thicker cock so she can finally enjoy sex again and finally be able to have the kind of orgasms she deserves instead of having to keep fucking my little useless cock she would then show me pictures of real men with real cocks and then compare my own to those she has been looking at so I realize and accept the fact that my cock is useless to her or any woman she would look down at my cock and tell me I wont be fucking her anymore and that if I want to get off that I have to jerk off and thats it I tell her that im happy shes being honest with me and then I would ask her if I can still pleasure her but not have full intercourse and she tells me she expects me to service her with my tongue and fingers but just not my cock anymore and then tells me she still loves me but will no longer be giving me blowjobs handjobs or any pleasure whatsoever and I will have to jerk off from now on and not to expect her to say anything nice about my cock from on and that she is disgusted by the sight of it and no longer wants to see it unless were showering and even then she will not be touching it or looking at it once she is finished saying all of this to me she tells me that shes going to find someone else to fuck her properly and tells me that im the worst fuck shes ever had and that I can listen from now on when she brings a real man into our bed where he belongs between her legs and in her mouth and that hes going to be getting everything I should have been getting if I had a real cock and not a pathetic excuse for the toothpick I call my cock so I just nod and agree with her telling her I will jerk off from now on and that im glad she was so honest with me she would then be true to her word and never let me fuck her pussy again and insult the size of my cock and make sure I only watched her fuck once in a while and only ever jerked myself off and never in her presence or near her as she would remind me how she hated the way my cum made her feel and never wanted it in her or on her again and that she didnt even want to see me jerking off or even having to hear me so I did as she asked and took care of my own release only ever getting to clean up her used pussy and taking care of her with my fingers and my tongue as laid there enjoying the attention I would lavish on her while she ignored me sexually only receiving pleasure from real men from then on while I wasted my load onto the floor where it belonged giving me the best marriage we could have and my hottest fantasy come true

I confess that when I(male) was 18 i had sex with my 20 yr old cousin(female). To start off, I don't see my cousin a lot now nor did i before we had sex so this relationship is not at all awkward..She lives in another state so i only saw her here n there about once a year during family parties n stuff or whenever her family visited (she is my dads brother's daughter). andd we always got along really well and being the oldest of our siblings, we would hang out together during family events and kinda go off to the side to talk about shit..this was when we were younger.
Early 2011 she came to visit by herself and she was going to stay at my house for a week;)and YES i was very exited to hear that!on her 3rd day here after late night talks and breaking that awkward "idk what to talk to u about considering we live pretty different lives stage(me being from LA and her from Virginia)" we got pretty comfortable with eachother so i took her to my roof to smoke some weed:) i smoke all the time but it was her 1st time and according to her she was VERY curious! my dad worked nights and my mom was n early sleeper so we styed up alone from like 11 to 2pm..after a few bowls we went back inside and watched youtube vids n shit like usual..mostly talking tho.
Heres where the fun starts>:)while we were watching stuff..idk what we were watching but she tells me she wants one of those..she was talking about a DILDO. So i ask her what for blah blah blah cuz she had a boyfriend n she tells me "yea he gives it to me but i want it sometimes and hes not there" so thats when the conversaton turned to porn. She didnt watch porn according to her but me being horny as hell looked through my bookmarks HAHAHA and we looked through pornhub looking at all the stuff we were into.. We were mostly watching and critisizing it like "nahh that guys too small" or "she doesnt know how to give head" but daaaam that conversation was getting me hard as HELL!! i asked her things like "ooohh and u can?" she was such a little flirt about it too like" yea i deepthroat blah blah blah" i knew i was gonna get lucky i think cuz i was sooooo HARD and it was pretty obvious cuz i was wearing sweatpants n i Know she was looking..it was just a matter of who made the first move..then she said it...."my back hurts on this chair, GIMME A MASSAGE;)" i was like woooow in my mind..so i did! i got behind her while she was on the chair n rubed her back n i didnt waist time on the shoulders or over the shirt or anything i passed them once and went all down her back n up her shirt feeling up on her back and waist..at this point we were still watching porn n she was clicking through different stuff so i was just chillen high as fuck feeling up on her waist with my cock on her ass, she was pretty much sitting on me..she started bending over foreward so i grabbed her waist with both hands and pulled her ass up n down my dick..OK it was pretty obvious we both had the same thing in our minds we were pretty much dry humping doggystyle!! at that point she turned back n looked at me n ikissed her. We made out soooooo good she was sucking my toungue like it was a cock i was grabbing her titties from under her shirt n i pulled her hand on my dick n she jerked it from over the sweats..i wanted to fuck her heands sooo bad i hate over the pants handjobs so i grabbed her hand and put it in my pants and she pulls it out and SUCKS IT!!! i only got like a 30 second bj but it was heavenly i i had beeen sooooo wet i was about to bust a nut just seeing her lick my fluids off my dick.( i jack off to whenever i start thinking of that 30 second bj and the look on her face when she looked up at me n wiped her mouth;)" as soon as she stopped sucking i took her pants off and fucked her in the chair.. she got on top of me and rode me for like 2 mins. i had no condom but there was no way i was gonna cum in my cousin so i made her gett up when i nutted. i admit i cummed pretty quick but in my defense i was sooooo dam hard n wet for a while by the time we fucked. it didnt matter tho cuz we fucked like 3 more times that night.. we had sex the next 3 nights she stayed and yea im pretty sure itll go down the same way next time i see her and we have the chance;) i still keep in touch and its not even awkward when weve seen eachother its like nothing happened but when weve gotten a chance to be a few seconds alone weve made out and i got a handjob outta her last visit 2 months ago. i cant wait till she comes back for another week hopefully in July!!

anyone from MA or NH area willing to let me give them a handjob? I really want to play with another guys cock. I jerked off in a movie theater today imagining some guy was there to help me,