As a man I'm disgusted that I was forced to have my genitals mutilated when I was an infant. In the foreskin that was removed there were hundreds of thousands of nerve endings that would have increased the pleasure men receive from sexual acts and I'm often left wondering how much better sex would have been had my body would have been left intact in it's natural state. I didn't have my son altered the same way I was when he was born and I don't believe anyone has the right to decide whether a person should have that done. I'm often left jealous and envious of men who have escaped the same fate I had. 

I remember when my brother died. It was a car accident. I was surprised how intact his body was, especially considering when I heard �car accident� I had expected him to be in as bad a condition as our parents were after their accident. I wouldn�t let any of the other morticians touch him. This was my job and I was going to do it. He didn�t look half bad once I cleaned the blood off him. As beautiful as ever. Maybe even more so. I loved him too much to let him go without a proper goodbye� but I tried as hard as I could to restrain myself- just like I had done in life. No matter how hard he begged his big brother to fuck him, I wouldn�t let myself give in without a good fight. There was no fight to be had this time. There was no begging. No beautiful green bedroom eyes being flashed at me. Just his cold dead body bared before me. It was weird feeling his skin so cold. It had always seemed to feel like he was on fire when he was alive. If it didn�t turn my on so much it would have made me cry. Once I finished putting the finishing touches on him I couldn�t hold back. I knew this was the last time I would be alone with him and I couldn�t let him go like this. He knew that I sort of made a hobby out of fucking the attractive young men who came through the morgue and we had talked about if and what I would do to his body if he ever died. I had always hoped that I would die before him, so I didn�t think I�d ever get a chance to actually do the things we talked about. But there he was. Laying in front of me with such a perfect erection that I couldn�t help but strip down and climb on for one last ride. I had always loved riding my baby brother�s cock, but I had no idea how much I would miss his moaning. The silence was eerie and made me want to break down crying so I just imagined what he would say to me if he were alive. I imagined the way he would moan and all the little noises he would make. I imagined him calling my name. I imagined all the snarky remarks he would cast up at me with that sly smile of his. I had no idea how long it took me to cum but it probably wasn�t long at all. I loved my baby brother and his cold hard cock. Even dead he knew how to please me better than most guys I�ve hooked up with.
I like to imagine this was part of my grieving process. Like I never would have been okay with letting him go if I hadn�t of had this experience.
I miss him more than anything and there isn�t anything I wouldn�t give to be able to see him again, but this was one of the best nights we had ever spent together.

FOUND ON SIDE OF THE ROAD:

FOUND: VERY LARGE DILDO, WITH BALLS.
WHERE: SIDE OF THE ROAD, NEAR THE HIGHSCHOOL.
DESCRIPTION: APPROX. 12 INCHES LONG, WITH BALLS ATTACHED...VERY DIRTY, BUT INTACT. LOOKS LIKE IT MAY HAVE BEEN PART OF A STRAP-ON AT ONE TIME. RUBBER MATERIAL. WAS PROBABLY CAUCASIAN, BUT IS VERY BLACK/GREY NOW FROM THE DIRT.

This dildo is now displayed in the tree outside our house. My boyfriend was nice enough to save it from the road (with gloved hands!) and hang it in the tree. If you are missing this dildo, you may retrieve it from the tree anytime. We will leave it in the tree until someone takes it or for 2 weeks, when we will donate it to the Goodwill.

I confess that I am looking for someone in the midwest with an intact male dog to breed me.. I also am very turned on by incest

So, recently i was walkin to a friends house, and passed this house, 5 huge male dogs ran up to the fence sniffing and barking at me, the owner of the house was on his porch, a sexy big black guy, not as old as i would have liked but, it was so hard for me not to just drop to my knees right there in the street and beg to be allowed to suck all his dogs cocks dry. Im going to keep walking by his place until i can get a feel if he like k9sluts or not... he does have like 6 male and intact doggies, that cant possibly just accident. Even if he isnt into that, maybe i could date him and just innocently look after his boys while hes at work

"I'm just a stupid stupid stupid motherless.com user," He said.

When FBI officials raided the house of a man suspected of possessing child pornography, they found him standing over his hard drive having stabbed it to death with a samurai sword... or so he thought.

As far as methods to keep your digital information from falling into the wrong hands, stabbing your hard drive with a samurai sword is definitely a dramatic solution, if not necessarily a practical one. Nonetheless, it was the solution chosen by a man desperate to stop the FBI from seizing his computer as part of a child porn operation� not that it had much effect.

According to the official FBI report, when officials went to question Kamil Mezalka about an estimated 4,000 files of suspected underage pornography connected to his account on a file-sharing network, there was no answer at the door. Following what�s euphemistically called �a mechanical breach of the door,� officers discovered him in his underwear, apparently attempting to remove a two-handed samurai sword he had just plunged into his computer. �More commands were given for Mezalka to drop the samurai sword, all of which Mezalka ignored and refused to obey. Mezalka began to remove the samurai sword from the computer as the law enforcement officers advanced on him in order to secure him and eliminate any potential danger,� wrote the FBI agent in the official report of the event.

Unsurprisingly, Mezalka was quickly overpowered by officials and detained, agreeing to questioning after being offered clothing. He admitted to possession of images of girls aged 13-18, before being shown images from his hard drive � which had, impressively, survived its stabbing pretty much intact � that featured pornographic images of toddlers and invoking the right to counsel.

There are all manner of lessons to learn from this story, not least of which is the fact that the FBI apparently have no problem breaking into your house if they suspect that you really are home even when you don�t answer. More importantly, perhaps, is the lesson that hard drives are just like vampires, zombies or any other kind of undead monster in a horror movie: Just when you think they�re done, they�ll come back to life � even if you run a samurai sword right through the middle of it.

I confess I'm hooked on sexroulette.

I recently got a fleshlight and I've gone on a couple of times and put on a hot show with it. It's been with guys, which even though I'm straight has been really hot.

Not so much about watching them, just love showing off. Can do amazing stripper slides with that thing and it feels awesome... very real.

So tonight I decided to do it again and actually saw two chicks on there! Ended up getting to my show for a hot big breasted black chick who was using a butterfly on herself. She thought it was hot and I certainly thought she was smokin' hot. She wanted to watch me cum so I did after fucking it deep then sliding that fake pussy up and down the length of my cock slowly till I exploded. She came right after and I could see her abdomen spasm as she got there. Shaking all over!

Such a rare internet win. Sexual orientation? Bent but still intact! So much hotter with a chick on the other side of the cam. ;-P

Part10: A Wedding and a Hattrick. [look up the other parts on my profile :)]
I always wanted to pick someone up on a wedding. And on Anna's and Jim's, I was going to get my chance. All of her friends would be there, including some I already had fucked. Kelsey would be there. Her sisters as well. I would surely find someone.

Before Anna and Jim even were engaged, me and Anna talked about it. They always wanted to marry. Anna wanted to be married before she got kids. and She was going to turn 30 in a few years. Me and Anna were in the clean. I even wanted them to get married. That would make their, and our, relationship final. But the closer the wedding came, the more doubts Anna had. At one point, she didnt know if she could continue fucking me when she was married to another man. But we cleared it all out, I convinced her by stating that our relationship was just as valid as her relationship with Jim, disregarding the secrecy. But between us, there was no doubt.

Preparing the wedding was very stressful for Anna, so she had no time for me in the 2 weeks before her wedding. The only time I saw her, was when she tried on wedding dresses. I helped her choose one and afterwards whispered to her "I would like to fuck you in that." But we never had the chance. Jim asked me to be his best man and I accepted. So when the day finally came, I was excited. I put on a suit, lightgreen shirt and green tie. Anna was in her wedding dress room. Two hours till she was going to marry Jim. I was outside the room, while Annas sisters were with her. I heard one of them crying. Shortly after, Patty and Haley came out. They both looked stressed. We hugged and they told me that Anna was crying and they couldnt calm her. If I could go in and try? I nodded and said: "I will need to be with her alone. I will lock the door okay?" They agreed and I went in. Her dress was simple. Almost like a White cloth wrapped around her. It was beautifully crafted and had a slit so she could walk easily. Her breasts, ass and hips were beautifully caressed by the dress. When I came in she looked out the window, but as I locked the door she looked at me. A:"Oh its just you..." She really was crying. I hugged her tightly and she sobbed. I stroked her back and even a little bit of her ass. That seemed to calm her down. The sobbing stopped. My hands rested on her hips. Me:"You look amazing." She smiled at me. I kissed her. A long kiss. Tears started rolling down her cheeks again.
A:"I ... I dont know if we can continue just like that.."
Me:"We talked about this..."
A:"Yea, but I feel... I dont know, I feel strange about it now."
I started touching her ass and tits. She laughed "what are you doing?!" Me:"Well either you want me to go now or..."
A:"Or what?"
Me:"Or you let me relax you."
A:"How are you going to do that?"
I led her to a nearby table and lifted her on it. Me:"Like I always do." lifted her dress a little and revealed her underwear. I pulled down her panties and started licking her. She let me do it and even grabbed my hair after a while. Soon I heard soft moans from her. After a few minutes I stopped and looked up to her.
Me:"Still unsure about us?"
A:"Yes but I know one thing for sure. I want your dick right now."
I pulled down my pants and leaned in to kiss her again. I pushed in slowly, making sure the dress would stay clean and intact.
A:"You have to try a little hard than that to make me feel better..."
I grinned and started fucking her faster. She laid on her back, I grabbed her legs and went even harder. Anna came soon enough, probably because we hadnt had sex in a while. She got on her knees and took my cock into her mouth. I grabbed her hair and facefucked her good. After she swallowed my huge load and we got dressed again she said "I think that was exactly what I needed. To most people I'm an innocent woman. Good boyfriend, steady job, nothing too exciting. And that is also reflected in my wedding. But I'm also a kinky slut who needs a good fuck from time to time. That was missing until now. So thank you. Thank you for saving the wedding." We smiled, hugged and I left the room soon, after Anna told me to send in Haley. Outside were still Patty and Haley. H:"Did it work? Did she calm down?"
Me:"Yeah, she is fine now. She asked to see you." So Haley went in and I was left with Patty. She smiled and said "You just saved the wedding!" She touched my arm and said "I think you deserve something for that... Come with me." She dragged me into a storeroom.
Me:"What are we doing here?"
P:"Dont you like what you see?" With that she started stripping out of her dark orange bridesmaid dress. It was only hold up by her tits so she just pulled it off and stood in front of me, only in panties.
Me:"I certainly didnt expect that..."
P:"I've been waiting for this... I know you fucked Haley..."
She pulled down her panties. When I still didnt react she got sad and said "What? Dont you like my body?"
Me:"No, you are beautiful, I'm just stunned." Her tits were bigger than Haley's, her body was really beautiful. She touched my dick through my pants.
P:"Why arent you hard then?" without waiting for an answer she pulled down my pants, said "Well I can help that..." and started sucking me. Because I wasnt erect, she fit all of my dick in her mouth easily. But as my cock started to grow she couldnt keep it in her mouth. She sucked me for a while till I was fully erect, the I pulled her up and pushed her against the only free wall in the room. She was breathing heavily and said "Dont hold back, I need a rough fuck." So I turned her around and started fucking her from behind. Her moans were short and in the rhythm of my pounds. She came after 5 min of rough fucking. I wasnt even close, since I just did it with Anna. So I kept fucking her for almost 30 min. By the end, her pussy was red and sore. She wiped off the cum and said "I did expect you to last so fucking long... I looked on my watch. Me:"Shit, only half an hour left! We got to go!"
We both rushed to the church. Patty went in first. I waited a while, then remembered I wanted to meet Jim before going in. When I got to him he was very excited as well. I reassured him that I had the rings and soon we went our way to the church. The marriage itself was uneventful, the lunch, dancing and drinking afterwards were very interesting though. At lunch I was supposed to sit at a table with Annas sisters. When I came to the table both of them were already there and another man, who introduced himself as Brian. I sat down and asked "So Brian, are you Haleys boyfriend?" Brian laughed and said "No, actually I belong to Patty." My eyes went wide.
Me:"Oh sorry, I just thought because Haley is older... never mind.
B:"Its all good dont worry about it."
I looked at Patty but she only had eyes for Brian. When she finally looked at me, she grinned and shrugged her shoulders, when I lifted an eyebrow to signal "WTF?" After eating I quickly left the table,to go dancing. Some of Annas friends were on the dance floor as well and some even tried to get their hands on me, but I kept my distance. After an hour or so of dancing I went to the bar. I chatted with some of the people there and the afternoon turned into evening. I went dancing again and came back to the bar again and so on. After the first guests left and I also thought about leaving, I found Kelsey sitting at the bar. At first it was a little awkward but we both already had our fair share of alcohol so it went smoothly for the most part. At some point Kelsey whispered "I havent had a good fuck in at least a year." When she realized what she just said she tried to talk it away, but in the end, I talked her into going back to my house. I said goodbye to Jim and Anna and we went our way. It was already dark outside. When we arrived in my house, we directly went into the bedroom. She wore a beautiful brown, long dress. We made out for a while before laying down. As soon as her head hit the pillow, she fell asleep. Well half asleep. I helped her undress and covered her with sheets. Then I lay down besides her. I also fell asleep quickly. The next morning I found myself alone.
I found a note from Kelsey: "Thank you. For everything."
End of Part 10

Yesterday, on my walk home from work, I saw a big dog on the side of the road. When I walked up to it, it looked up to me sadly, and I noticed that it had no collar on... So I got on my knees and started petting and cuddling with it. He was such an affectionate pup, I could feel myself getting wet between the legs, so I checked, and he wasn't fixed! An intact dane mix! I was so horny for this dog, all I wanted to do was take it out into the wooded area nearby, get on my hands and knees, pull up my skirt and slide my panties to the side, and let it mount me, fuck me, knot with me, and fill my tight little pussy with his cum... But I left. People were coming the other way up the street, and I didn't want to dognap him...

I really just want to find a big dog to fuck my brains out, but every time an opportunity presents itself, I chicken out...

Banana skin masturbation: Have you tried this? Remove the fruit from a banana, leaving the skin intact. Warm the skin in the micowave for a few seconds. Careful not to get it too hot! Work up a hardon and slide it into the banana skin. Wank away. It feels exactly like you are inside hot, slippery pussy. Fantastic! The only drawback is that it is impossible to make it last very long, it just feels too damned good to pace yourself. Give it a try. You'll love it!

I confess I fuck banana skins. Banana skin masturbation: Have you tried this? Remove the fruit from a banana, leaving the skin intact. Warm the skin in the micowave for a few seconds. Careful not to get it too hot! Work up a hardon and slide it into the banana skin. Wank away. It feels exactly like you are inside hot, slippery pussy. Fantastic! The only drawback is that it is impossible to make it last very long, it just feels too damned good to pace yourself. Give it a try. You'll love it!