So, I don't get it. I was out of town, went out for drinks and went to a strip club. This blonde cutie chats me up, she's running around naked. Of course she wants me to buy her drinks, par for the course right? Then she's talking about hooking up (which I thought they couldn't do). So I laughed, and was like "yeah you're not allowed to do that, just like I can't take your picture."
"you can take my picture if I give you permission..."
And I was like, "nah I'm good."
But she insisted, "I'm authentic, take my picture - pick me up when I get off at 12:30am, you got a room?"
So stupid me takes her picture and instantly I have two bouncers on me and I was literally thrown out on my ass. It was 11:20pm so I decided to wait and see if she would still want to hook up.
Sure enough she comes out and I get out of my car and wave to her, she waves back and comes up to me.
"I'm so sorry about that, I told them to let you back in but they said it was company policy to boot you, but hey, about that date - I have to get home but perhaps tomorrow?"
She kisses me on my cheek, and leaves. What the fuck was that even all about?
I have to confess, I'm confused. Was there some kind of scam? What am I missing here. No money was stolen - just about $30 on buying her drinks and another $20 for a lap dance with her (where she put her tits in my face and went upside down and poked my nose with her pussy).

Does anybody know where that one video went of the two teen girls on webcam where one was super hot and had big tits but the other one was a complete troll? The one with big tits played with her tits, put baby oil on them, and eventually started masturbating. She was also dancing to Hot and Cold by Katy Perry and kept asking the people on the other end if "you guys are cops." Any info on this video would be greatly appreciated!

I was out of town on business and called my sister who lived in the city I was going to, to see if I can stay at her place rather than get a hotel. She told me, no problem, I could stay in the spare room, but she would not be home until late. (She works odd hours as a nurse)

I got to her place about 7PM after my appointments, put my suitcase and crap in the spare room and then went out for some food and drinks, came back by 10, and basically just went to bed.

I was woken at about 2am to what I thought was the noise of people having sex in the living room. However, after I quietly left the room and peaked around the corner into the living room, there was my sister, buck-ass naked on the floor, watching a porn while fucking the hell out of her self with 2 different dildos.

At first I thought she was stuffing them both in her pussy, but as my eyes focused, I could see she had 1 in her pussy and one in her ass and she was slamming away and moaning and grinding and watching the TV.

The porn she was watching was a lesbian orgy with toys and strap-ons.

Now, my sister is 27, long brown hair, nice body, and DD breasts. Always been a tad overweight, but can still pull off a bikini because of those tits. But she's always been kind of, well....homely. She'd never doll herself up and attempt to look good for anyone. She could use one of those makeover shows. None of my friends ever showed any interest in her. It could be because we're about 10 years apart, but mainly for all the reasons above.

In any event, at that moment, she was fucking hot as the sun.

I watched with my rock hard cock in my hand under my boxers until she came and started to quiet down. So I quietly went back to the room to attempt to go to sleep. (which I was able to, only after wacking off to the thought of my cock up her ass)

Morning comes and I get up, shower....and she comes in the bathroom asking if it's me behind the shower curtain! haha, I said, Yeah. She asked if I just got here. I said, No I got in last night. She's quiet for too long so I added, "I was so tired from work, I hope my snorring didn't keep you up, I was out like a light until I woke up 20 minutes ago!" she laughs and just says, no, but she thought I was coming tonight, and leaves the room. (I'm sure she was freaking, thinking I heard her!)

I get out, get dressed and meet her in the kitchen, say HI, hug, etc

That's basically it. Spend 1 more night...we went out that night with a few of her nurse friends, whom one I believe she might be screwing around with. (girl) They were just way too play flirty.

But that's all there is to tell.

I have no desire to fuck my sister. (sorry creeps)....but when I close my eyes and picture her fucking her holes like that, it still gets me hot!

Can anyone photoshop her tits out with a big load on them?

My sister Lyndsay sent me this picture from work asking me what I thought of her new top and i told her I liked it because it shows off her big tits
She liked that

i cant stop jerking off to pictures of one of my old students. she just graduated and i'll probably never see her again, but i'll always remember her cute ass, flawless asian skin, and wonderful tits.

what would you guys do to this beauty?

tell me what you'd do to this little cocktease. here she is begging you to grab her tits.

My cock gets very hard when i see my girlfriends mom she has soo nice tits and huge ASS !! I Can´t Stop Thinking on having her ass over me !

Photoshop a dick between her tits with cum everywhere

Cute Asian Teen Who Works At Subway

I asked out a cute 19-year-old Asian girl from Subway who is out of my league but she surprisingly said yes. We saw a movie then walked around the mall and had some coffee and a pastry. Turns out she only lives about 6 blocks from me so I dropped my car off then I walked her home in the dark as the night was cool but nice.

It was arranged she would come over to my place Wednesday night and after some video games, netflix and some softcore porn she was getting frisky. She said she had only had sex twice before and was interested in messing around but not fucking. I was totally down with that.

She had cute perky B-cup boobs with long, very erect nips which I enjoyed sucking while she rubbed my dick through my jeans. I started moving down her body and she liked when I licked her belly button and kissed her right above her waistline.

I undid the button and zipper on her skinny jeans and pulled them down to reveal super cute blue and pink thong panties with a little white and black checkered bow positioned about at her clit. I could smell her through her panties and it was incredible. I kissed her plump mound for about a minute before she told me to take them off and kiss her.

She had a neatly trimmed triangle of hair above her clit and very thick inner pussy lips. The site and sweet scent of her wet meaty teen pussy had my dick literally throbbing. I pulled her jeans and panties all the way off, admiring her beautiful pedicure and cute little feet.

She asked if I wanted to eat her pussy. I almost laughed out loud at the way she pronounced it: "poo-see"

I kissed and licked up and down her tasty lips and had no trouble finding her very erect clit which was sticking out from under her meaty hood. Her lips were creamy and flavorful. As she adjusted a little, I noticed her anus. It was big and brown and looked very exotic. I told her she has a juicy little ass and that I wanted to taste it.

I'm not sure she knew exactly what I meant because she shivered and moaned when I touched her pucker with my wet tongue and nose. I pulled her closer and really starting lapping her. She tasted so sexy. I licked, kissed, sucked and grinded my nose on her tight beautiful butthole for about five minutes and she was loving it!

"You love it so much there!" she kept saying and moaning.

I returned my attention to her sweet big clit and after only about 30 seconds of flicking it with my tongue she was spasming in my face and her pussy was creaming down all over her butthole. She asked me for a towel to clean up.

After getting my pants and boxers off and laying on my bed, It took her like two minutes to finish me off with a handjob and blowjob. I wanted to cum on her thick little ass but I didn't get the chance. She used the towel to clean up the cum on my shaft and groin. I played with her toes and sucked her tits a bit.

She asked if I wanted to walk her home because she doesn't like walking that far in the dark, but I drove her home instead because it was raining a little.

Her name is Mydee. I will see her again Saturday night when her shift ends.

told me balloon tits whore to dress up and i put her to work