Don't know how much of a confession this is or if it's even that exciting to most people, but it amused me at the time and at least it's real so I'll share it.
I was at the gym today and there was a woman on a treadmill that was wearing yoga pants that apparently had had the elastic come loose or something... Whatever it was, they kept sliding halfway off her ass. While most women would probably panic and go running out of the gym, she just kept going. Now and then she'd reach down and pull them up, but a couple seconds later they'd be right back where they'd started. And we're not talking about a tiny bit of crack peeking out of the top. I mean these things were halfway off of her. Between my love of asses and my enjoyment of public nudity, I was getting a kick out of it. I saw a couple people take notice, and even one dude pointing her out to his friend. I kept expecting her to get kicked out or something, but it never happened.
Needless to say it was a big distraction to getting my workout done, and I had to force myself to look away a few times just because I didn't want to get a big hard-on while I'm trying to lift. I actually think the hottest part about it was that she HAD to realize it and either didn't care or maybe even enjoyed that she was giving people a show. I love exhibitionists!
