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Let's make an effort to post some attractive, slim, fuckable women on here today. There's are many fat ugly bitches who have been locked in KFC over winter.
i confess i met this girl a few days ago and she already says she wants to fuck me and wants to be with me.. only problem is, is that she isnt the best looking thing in the world and is kinda fat but she has the most amazing looking tits i have ever seen thats not in porn.. and she says she wants to "hang out" she has a car and told me she wanted to come to my house for this "hang out" should i just fuck her then let her sit? because being with her is out (dont date fat ugly bitches)
FUCK YEAH just wanked over this slut, those little tits, fat ass and bare cunt, mmmm, who else would fuck this bitch?
OK, my mate / Co works wife started working at the office as us. She's a fat bitch but I've always had a thing for her.
Week 1: lots if flirting with each other
Week 2: got her cell phone number and dirty messages started straight away
Week 3: we sneaked away on lunch, I played with her trimmed pussy, after she sucked my dick toll I cum, she swollen every drop
Week 4: I got her to shave her pussy totally bold, every day in grabbing her tit, I've finged her in our office, we sneaked off again during lunch, of which I slapped her face a couple of time, made her gag on my cock and she started calling me daddy
This botch is one horny bitch, she gets fuck all at home, so I'm taking advance of every second I can, for filling every dirty fantasy I have, what passed girlfriends have never done for me, I'm making her do it
Any ideas what I can do next?
This fat bitch I know. She says she just wants a man who cares about her lol!!! Psssshhh
Who would fuck this fat bitch
this cum dumpster is a filthy pigwhore bitch who needs to be raped. I wanna shove my cock between those big pouty slutty lips and cum inside of her whore mouth. I wanna see her fat tits covered in piss and cum and have her fucked by dozens of guys. Anyone down?
Hurting my worthless fat ugly bitch is the only way she can turn me on
I confess that I went over to my friends house tonight for a few beers after work cause his bitch of a wife was gone away and she doesn`t like him having any one over ever. We were a few beers in and then he asked if I wanted to see a movie. I said fine why not. It ended up being a sex tape he made with his wife. I sat stunned not that he was showing me it but he had a massive cock. About half way through I just had to say it to him I was in awe of it. He laughed and asked if I wanted to see it I was a little taken back but I said sure. Known this guy for five years and now I`m sitting in his living room with him about to show me his cock. He dropped his pants and there it was a soft fat 10" cock. He then said it gets bigger when it`s hard if I wanted to see it I could suck it hard for him. I was on it in a split second just sucking the head cause I couln`t get the rest in my mouth. It grew another 2" in my mouth and I was loving it I had sucked big cocks before but this was perfect. I Asked if he had ever fucked a guy before and he said once at the booths in the porn store in town but it was years ago. I told him to get something to lube that monster up with and plow my ass till he blew his load. It was hard at first but when he finally got in in I was in heaven, he was doing long slow strokes and My cock was throbbing it was ready to burst. When he picked up the pace I couldn`t hold on any longer I shoot a huge load up to my face covering my chest and stomach in hot sticky cum. I could see that turned him on and just a few strokes later he pulled his cock from my ass and shoot his load all over my face and chest. We just lay there for ever after me just rubbing his cock while he lay back and groaned . I drove home after sucking him hard again and told him any time he wanted to use my hole as a pussy he could , thats what friends are for!!
i confess i wanna fuck a girl
i wanna stick my snake inside her pussy, and go harder and faster untill i cum INSIDE HER and then i would say...
ITS YOUR PROBLEM KNOW YOU BITCH...
yep, i wouldnt even wanna be around when she gets fat and pops the damn kid out...
FUCK ALL WOMEN,
nuttin but nasty cunts
NOW GO GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SUMTIN TO EAT
Damien: Everybody hates me!
Mr.Mackey: Why do you suppose that is?
Damien: Because I'm the son of the devil!
Mr.Mackey: Uh huh that's a good start, why else?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr.Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey.
Mr.Hankey: Aaaaah
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Dude, Kenny is dead.
Chef: Hello there children. Let me sing you a little song:
I'm gonna make love to you woman
Officer Barbrady: Well you ain't Fiona Apple,
and if you ain't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass.
Reporter: What would drive a man to such a disgusting act?
Some Woman: My god that's disgusting!
Stan: Whoa dude, how do you have sex with a chicken?
Stan: At least im not a little pig fucker.
Cartman: God damn it!
Stan: Dude!
Kyle: Huh Sick
Mr.Hankey: Aaaah
Cartman: You get you bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!
Mr.Garrison: You got to hell!
Stan: You butt plug.
Kyle: Damn!
Cartman: Well screw you too.
Cartman: Well?
Ms.Cartman: Sure Hun.
Cartman: Kick Ass!
Cartman: Hey, ill blow your freakin head off you peice of crap!
Mr.Mackey: I mean your one screwed up little kid, do you understand?
Cartman: He is a very disturbed little boy.
Ms.Cartman: You want some Cheesy Poofs?
Cartman: Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!
Ms.Cartman: You can have a eensy weensy bit can't you?
Cartman: Well?
Ms.Cartman: Just a weensy eensy woo-woo?
Cartman: Okay!
Ms. Cartman: I bought you some Cheesy Poofs and Happy tarts!
Cartman: God Damnit!
Ms.Cartman: Just a weensy eensy woo-woo?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr.Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey.
Mr.Hankey: Aaaah!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.
Mr.Garrison: Dumb ass, what a retard!
Stan: You fat fuck!
Kyle: Screw You.
Stan: Dude.
Mr.Garrison: Don't be such a little wuss!
Officer Barbrady: Fruitcake!
Cartman: Bitch.
Wendy: No, I'm not acting like a freak!
Cartman: Well I was standing out in a field and I had this huge satellite dish
sticking out of my butt, and then there were hundereds of cows and aliens, and
then I went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye!
Stan: What the hell are you talking about!
Mr. Garrison: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!
Wendy: Barf is gross!
Cartman: Nobody gives a rat's ass!
Pippins: Lunchy munchy hmm!
Stan: Oh yeah? Well at least my moms not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!
Cartman: Damnit, would you shut the hell up?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Starvin' Marvin: Yeah I want da cheezy poof!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr.Hankey: Howdy Ho!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.
Cartman: Son of a bitch.
Jesus: Yay, believe in me, and ye shall find peace, the way is paved with gold for ye who seek truth!
Ring Announcer: Wearing very very black trunks...the king of all that is evil...
Towns People: Barbara Striesand, Barbera Striesand!
Barbera Striesand: I'm Barbera Striesand!
Chef: Barbera Striesand?
Leonard Maltin: Barbera Striesand.
Kyle: Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby!
Leonard Maltin: Leonard Maltin.
Leonard Maltin: Sydney Potier.
Chef: Sydney Potier?!
Stan: Oh yeah.
B.S.: Your some little hick!
Stan: You ugly skank!
Cartman: Damn your black heart, Barbera Stiesand! Hey! Why dont you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed!