So this past weekend we went to my in laws house for dinner.. after dinner the only ones left on the table was my girl and her younger sister (22) she was showing some pictures to my girl of their stepsister that lives outta state. I was right in front of them and she said while showing her the pic, she said theres this one and this one so two in total. They dont like the stepsister, my sis in law was showing my girl the pics cause she recently had a baby at only 16 and they were talking mess or whatever.. my girl told her sister to show me and she kinda stood up to show me and turned the phone where my girl couldnt see. I saw the two pics then she swiped one more time to reveal a regular but sexy clothes selfie. Then swiped over again to show a pic like the one i uploaded. Thats not her but very very similar. Now im not a dummy she might of done it on purpose but im confused cause she likes nothing but black guys and im mexican. Could this have been an honest mistake. This was quick it wasnt like she lingered on the pics. I know the 22 year old sis is a hoe cause back on myspace days when she was much much younger she uploaded nothing but naked pics.. she has a bf now so she doesnt do it anymore. Or i guess i havent found it.. help! What do you think?

Wow it was amazing. This afternoon I cheated on my wife of over 30 years for the first time. The girl was just 22 and had a hot body. She is in my Saturday tennis class. We have doubled up a few times. She asked if I wanted to come over to her place and talk. My wife is gone for the day with her friends shopping so I figured why not
When we got to her place she said she needed a shower so I waited in the kitchen while drinking a cool beer. When she walked out in just a robe my cock got so hard I was happy I was wearing a jock. And just like that she tells me she is sexually attracted to me and opens her robe. I just stood there like a dummy. She waked up to me and cupped my cock and said I take that means yes and goes down to her knees and sucks my cock until I blow a big one in her. After catching my breath I picked her up and put her on the counter and ate her pussy until she came 3 times. We then went into her bedroom and I had the fuck of my life.

I hope this becomes a weekly affair.

The "new message" alert flashes on top of my browser letting me know I have an email in my personal inbox. I set my work aside and open it up to see a message with a name next to it I don't recognize. The subject line is: "I know."

I think, "okay, probably spam, but just in case."

I click it and my heart skips a beat as I read the words:

"Mark. You think you're so fucking smart, but you aren't. I have 15 pages documenting your exchanges with your company's competitor revealing trade secrets. I also have photos of you with a woman who I learned is the wife of the boss of the company for whom you've been stealing. It appears she was supposed to make the cash exchanges on behalf of her husband, but you, dummy, couldn't keep that already illicit relationship professional, so you had to fuck her? Tsk. Tsk. The documents are enough to cost you your job and send you to jail. The photos, well, those would definitely ruin your marriage, but if they made it into the hands of the man whose wife you've been screwing you could very well lose a few body parts.

Here's what you're going to do for me. You're going to be my bitch. You'll do every humiliating task I tell you to do without arguing. For every task you complete, I'll destroy one piece of evidence.

My first task is very simple: Go find a pair of your wife's dirty panties and wear them to work tomorrow. Get into the office before anyone else and take photos of yourself sitting at your desk in nothing but the panties. Send them to me. Wear them for the rest of the day."

Happy little dummy

So a little while back, I posted a few pics of mom. Now to tell you a bit about it. Growing up in a single parent home, you get use to things and test boundaries often. But you also look to get out as soon as possible to venture on your own. Well that is just the case here as well.
Growing up, mom would have boyfriends here and there. Some were serious, while others just seemed to be what I started to figure out as just booty calls or fuck buddies. That is how I was able to find pics of her on her computer. Coming home for a weekend, mom was at her computer when I walked in and she quickly closed her laptop and gave me a hug and kiss hello. I guess she figured she needed to get stuff out for my old room as she immediately went and got clean sheets and a blanket out of the closet. Like I haven't known how to make my own bed and change sheets??
Well, I figured I would check my emails after having been on the road to come home for the weekend. And that is when I got the surprise of a lifetime. There was mom, on a sex site and her profile was up. Now I am no dummy, I always knew mom was sexy and would always try to steal glances whenever possible. I do the same with my sister as well. Again, I am no dummy. You see a sexy and hot woman, you take notice. Anyway, I made sure to check and see what her screen name was and noted what site she was on. I later would make my own profile on there and get in touch with her. I wanted to see what all I could find out.
I knew mom was a bit of a freak and a wild one in bed when she was having sex. Walls are only walls and they only prevent you from seeing, but not hearing. That is until I figured out a way to watch her. And since my room was next to hers, I made sure that I got plenty of looks whenever possible. That weekend trip was torture as I wanted to get home and get my profile started. I knew mom was a sexual freak, but I wanted to know how bad and in every way possible.
Once home, I got on that site before I even unpacked my car. Uploaded some pics that I thought would interest her enough to begin talking and "getting to know each other" so to speak.I didn't take long at all. And as soon as the chatting started, it got interesting quick. Oh by the way, I didn't see her whole profile that first time, I was still sort of shocked and by the time I thought of it, I figured I had better get off her computer before she came back in and realized that she was still on that site when I walked in. So when she sent a request to be "friends" I was all too happy to accept. Well, I was even more shocked to see what all it was that she was into sexually. No wonder I was able to hear her all the time. After alot of emails and pic sharing, I simply couldn't stand it anymore. I knew that I had to fuck her. The only question was, how do I go about it? That took time for me to figure out.
Well, I finally figured one out. I figured I would make an attempt to get her to meet me and when would she be available to get together. I suggested the following weekend and she gave me an excuse that her kids would be at home all weekend and that she wouldn't have time for anything like that. But maybe the following weekend if that were possible. I knew that she was giving me a line of bullshit as me and my sister both were not going to be there. She was going to be with one of her fuck buddies the whole weekend. JACKPOT, is what I thought. So after a day or 2, I called her on the phone and asked if it was okay if I came home for that very same weekend. Mom is pretty skilled in the art of being sly as she didn't miss a beat with saying that I was always welcome to come home for the weekend whenever I wanted. She said that I had keys and if she wasn't home when I got there, to make myself comfortable and go about doing whatever it was I felt the need to do.
I figured that I would get ahold of some friends and make plans to hit a few bars for drinks and whatnot. I messaged mom when I got home and told her that my friends were picking me up so if she sees my car and I am not there, I went out with them to hit the bars. Well much to my surprise, the 3rd bar we hit always has a mixed crowd in it from young to old. And what I saw had my heart and my cock beating so fast and throbbing so hard, I almost lost control of myself then and there. Mom was dressed so sexy and was out with her "date" dancing away and having a great time it seemed. I thought about saying hello and introducing myself, but I had other plans in mind. I told my friends we should go and hit another place for drinks. That I didn't want to ruin my moms date and have her feeling awkward at all. But I did need to see if I could find out how sly she really was.
So once we left, I messaged her telling her that I was going to crash at my buddies house since we are going back there with our whole group to party the rest of the night. She again didn't miss a beat with saying that she was sorry she wasn't home, that she went to an early movie with a friend and they were just having dinner and enjoying a quiet night at the moment. She is such a good liar, that had I not just seen her 5 minutes earlier, I would have believed it. I asked her to simply message me when she gets home as I wanted to make sure she got there safely. Nothing that I wouldn't say out of the ordinary. But that would be key in my plans. So safe in the knowledge after her saying she would, I proceeded out for a few more drinks. But I really couldn't get the picture of her out of my head and I told my friends that I would catch them tomorrow and that I was going to walk home. By this point, we weren't that far from mom's house and it would let me work out what all I had in mind.
I got home pretty quickly for walking too. I knew it was from being excited with the anticipation of mom coming back home with her "date" and getting to see her in action. Suddenly the thought occurred to me that she may very well not come home at all with her date and go to his house. That thought hadn't entered my brain and I quickly started thinking that what I thought was a foolproof plan, was full of holes and I had played the fool. Time seemed to drag on and on but then suddenly my phone went off and it was a good thing that I had it on vibrate only, because the ring would have been a dead give away that I was home. I hadn't heard her come in and wondered what the hold up was, she said she was home safe and sound. I started to think she had lied about that too. I had to find out. So just to be sure, I quickly and quietly made my way to my sisters room since hers faces out towards the front. I would see if she was in her car and just getting her stuff out.
What a sight that I suddenly see. Being on the 2nd floor, I literally have a birds eye view of mom in the passenger seat and her date behind the wheel of her car. There is mom face deep giving the guy what appears to be an amazing blow job and her dress pulled up with him vigorously fingering her pussy. My cock went so hard in that moment, I thought that it might split the skin.
I made sure to get back into my room as fast as possible for what I just knew was going to be an amazing show. I had previously bought a few remote wireless spy cams and had already set them up and linked them to my laptop. I put my time to good use prior to heading out earlier in the night. I activated the cams and got myself set. I had to clear space in the bedroom closet to set it all up because I didn't want anyone else to stumble upon what I had planned. This also gave me added cover just in case mom decided to do a check to make sure that she was alone with her date. Apparently I didn't need to worry about that. After a few more minutes, in walks mom and her date and they were not going to waste any time it seemed. Mom was already stepping out of her dress. And she either went pantyless the whole night or she had them stripped off from earlier. Either way, they were both more then ready to go.
Like I said earlier, mom is very vocal when she is fucking and it seems that the walls drowned out more than what I thought. Some things I never did hear, I mostly heard the parts of her wanting to be fucked harder and deeper or faster. Not the little things that seemed to be said.
Her date literally picked her up and threw her on the bed. Then went into what seemed to be attack mode. He got in between her legs and started licking and sucking on her pussy with such enthusiasm and lust, that I was a bit envious. I thought I loved going down and eating pussy, but this guy was like a man possessed and a master. He wasn't down there long when I got to see the greatest thing in the world. My mom in total ecstacy and in full orgasm. Then, SQUIRTING!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! Mom is a squirter!!! I hadn't even realized that I was stroking my cock until that moment. Because seeing mom squirt all over the place sent me over and I came right then and there. It was all I could do to burst out of the closet, head in there and start to fuck her right then and there. But the best was still to come.
Seems that since he already came from the car blow job, and mom already squirted from her tongue lashing, they both needed to take a bit of a break. So, he made his way back downstairs to get drinks for the 2 of them. My heart about stopped when mom got her phone out and took a few pics. I would later see them on her profile. It looked like she might be trying to upload them right then and there. Then suddenly my phone went off and I about jumped out of my skin. Mom had messaged and asked if I would be home for breakfast or if she should plan on cooking for only herself. I knew I couldn't answer right that very second, so I knew what I would do. I waited until they started to play around again to send my response. Once I thought they were getting worked up enough, I sent my reply. Not to cock block the guy, I knew he would be balls deep in mom before long soon enough anyway. Just to see the response and reaction. I told her that I would be home for breakfast, but she didn't need to feel like she had to cook or anything. I also said that I was glad she was home safely and hope she had a good night.
It was such a turn on seeing them in a 69 position when her phone went off. They both seemed like it was an inconvenience but mom said she had to check and that she would turn the phone off after she did. Mom responded and said that she would see me in the morning and that she was a bit tired and going to go to bed shortly and there was no need to respond back. Again such a good and sly little liar. When her date asked her who it was, she told him that it was me and that I wouldn't be interrupting them any longer tonight. What was said next damn near made me cum without so much as touching myself. He said to her, "So, do you really spy and peek in on your son when he's home? I mean some people say they do that and it is just a fantasy and only think about it. But do you really watch him showering?" And if that didn't about make me cum, her response almost killed me. She said, "I absolutely do. Every chance I get. And he has no idea. I almost had to cancel tonight since he came home for the weekend. But since he was going out with his friends, I figured no need for me to sit here all by myself. And even luckier that he isn't going to be here until the morning. So you can't stay the night, but you can still fuck me as long as you want." I felt light headed, horny and an all kinds of other emotions I can't begin to name.
She then went on to say, "Remember how I told you about the last time he came home? I had forgotten that I was in his room the night before and camming with that other guy from out of town I see occasionally." Total shock envelopes me at this point. But he seems to know but can't put it all together right away. So mom says, "Remember how I told you that is the guy that is into incest and loves to not only do it, but role play it as well. So whenever we cam, I go into my son's room. Now, we don't role play mom and son, but brother and sister. And I act like its his room I am in while he is away. It gets pretty hot pretending he is my brother and watching his sister get off in his room. Especially when I squirt. So whenever he comes down, we fuck in my son's room. When my son got home I had forgotten to change the bedsheets and blanket. I had to rush and do it as soon as I saw him walk in. My heart about stopped. I was so exhausted from squirting and getting off that I completely forgot about it. I thought I was busted for sure that day."
BETRAYAL!!!! That was the first thing that I thought about. "How could she do that?" I wondered. But then again, wasn't I doing just as bad as her? Then, I began to realize everything that had really been said. Mom watches me shower and spies on me whenever possible. (note to self, check room for hidden cams ASAP!!) So he asked her "Why is it that you 2 never roleplay mom and son? Seems like you want to." She simply says, "He gets off more on brother/sister or daddy/daughter and I know that I am not able to pull off the daughter role for him. Which is fine with me." He asks, "Well if you could do it, would you?" And with more enthusiasm than I would have ever thought, she replies, "Why? Do you want to play? I wouldn't want you to get uncomfortable pretending to be my son. Especially when you start to really pound me hard. You know how loud and vocal I get sometimes. I have no idea how bad I will be. Because if we start off role playing, we aren't stopping until we are done. Just so we are clear." With that, he says to her, "So mom. Can you suck my cock again? Because once you get me hard, I am going to fuck your brains out. Unless you don't think your son can get you off like those other guys have." The smile that came to her face is etched into my memory to this day.
Once she had him hard as a rock, he proceeded to fuck her so hard and so fast that I thought they were not only going to break the bed, but pound it through the fucking floor. During this whole time and scene being played out in front of my via my spycams, I came so many times that I had nothing left in me to come out. But still a raging hard on and wanting and wishing that I was in there and fucking her for real. They were really into it too. Going into every position imaginable and her squirting again and again and again. It seemed almost as if it was neverending. Then, the finale. He says to her, "Mom, I am going to cum. And I am going to cum deep inside you. What do you think about that huh?? Having your son cum inside your sweet wet pussy? You like that?" So mom locks her legs around his waist and says, "Sweetheart, I wouldn't have let you cum anywhere else anyway. And I am glad that you want to and are going to cum inside me. I'll just have to make sure to go and get a morning after pill tomorrow after breakfast just in case honey. Okay?" And with that, he lets loose inside her. I was transfixed. Frozen. I don't even remember if I was breathing or not at that moment. They then lay there together, completely content. Breathing heavy and sweating. Seemingly to be one person at that moment.
It didn't take them long to get themselves sorted out and for him to get dressed and ready to leave. But while they did, he did seem all at the same time, happy yet jealous. Like he was happy that he gets to fuck her, but jealous because he knows that she not only has thought about it, but now actually acted out fucking me, her son. Who she has been thinking about fucking for awhile it seems and spying on me for who knows how long.
So he asks her, "So what did you think? And what does this mean from now on?" She says, "I loved it!! It was so erotic and intense. I have never squirted so many times in the same night. And you know perfectly well that I haven't. And it doesn't mean anything. So we pretended that you were my son. Nothing more." I knew in that moment what he was looking for. He said, "No. I mean what does this mean as far as you actually doing it now? I mean you have been spying on him. You even cam and get off in his room with your out of towner and fuck him in there as well. Now that you pretended to fuck him, you mean to tell me you won't actually try to fuck him?" I held my breath yet again for her response. Which was, "Would I fuck my son for real? I can't honestly answer that. I have seen his girlfriends and I am not stupid, I know that he gets his share of women. And girls talk, even though I am his mom, they aren't afraid to talk about what he does so well and what they like and don't like. Plus, I wouldn't even begin to know how to seduce him and go about it all and not freak him out." I am actually a bit shocked when he says, "Well, you never know and never will know unless you try. If he's smart, he wouldn't pass it up. And I am sure that he already spies on you or at least has spied on you before. All boys do it to their moms growing up. And never sell yourself short, you can run with those other girls as well. Remember, he is your son, and you do know his likes and dislikes. Use it to your advantage. I am sure you can do it. You know how to be subtle."
And with that, they kiss each other good bye and mom locks up for the night. I wait until I think she is sound asleep, and then begin turning everything off. I can't wait until morning and breakfast. I have no idea how I will be able to not let on about everything that has gone on tonight. Even when I "talked" to mom on that adult sex site, she never mentioned anything about incest in any of her fantasies or kinks. I figured she has to completely and utterly trust those she tells that information to and it doesn't come easily or lightly. And I am all the more glad and thankful for it. Because, real soon, mom is going to be in for the shock of her life. Not to mention the fucking of hers and mine.
More to come later. Sorry if this was too long, but I felt I had to at least give a sense of how it started and built up. Yes, mom and I fuck on a regular basis. I will post more on that like I said. Thought you might like to know how it all started though. Until next time you fellow pervs and incest lovers. You know what they say, Incest really is the Best.

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Do drugs "make" u gay? Aka Meth Gay Crack Fent Blah Blah.. 

And

What's your earliest incident involving drugs that made u realize you're  an addict. 

Mine; me and some ugly hoe with beautiful feet!! Glory to Jesus she did... has grams of tina and a weeknd hotel.  We finished a nice rock with more to spare but we didn't wash n refill we lost a whole 5 hours feeling the bed for specs... cuz every crumb matters!!!! 7 grams on the dresser looking at us like dummies

Uses for a dead nigger -

fish bait
highway department pot hole filler
fertilizer
halloween decoration
crash test dummy
target practice

Happy little dummy

I confess atheists are a bunch of stupid ignorant assholes.

I know for a fact that God created the universe 10,000 years ago, Adam and Eve were real people who lived with the dinosaurs, and there's no such thing as evolution.

How do I know? IT'S IN THE BIBLE, dummies!

I'm a bit confused/heartbroken by my wife's actions. She works long hours (at least I thought she was working long hours). She was taking a shower last night and her phone kept getting texts, so I decided to look and see wtf was going on.
It was her boss.
"Tomorrow, drinks, and then my place for a good old xxx night cap, babe?" With a selfie of her boss showing her tits.
While her boss is sexy as fucking hell (pictured), my heart sunk. It felt like time stopped and I just froze, looking at the messages. I scrolled back and most of the texts were very sexual in nature - complementing each other on how good their pussies taste, how hard they make each other cum. At one point her boss knocked me, "just make sure the dummy doesn't find my panties or anything - especially my bra since you've got bigger breasts, he'll know."
To my surprise my wife defended me, "He's a nice guy, I love him, please don't do that - don't attack him, he's my husband."
Which was confusing to me. I kept scrolling, message after message - they'd stay in the same hotel room on business trips... seems my wife has been fucking her since she got the job (3 years ago).
So I'm just frozen, veins cold - seeing my entire relationship go down the shitter.
I screenshot them, sent the pics to my phone and deleted the screenshots from her phone - then I hear, "hey, what are you doing?"
It was my wife, looking at me going through her texts with her boss. I looked up and her face looked red, not mad but embarrassed.
"So you've been having an affair with your boss?" I asked.
She was silent, then started to cry, "I'm sorry, I love you! I should have told you!"
She freaked out and threw herself on the floor, crying, "I don't want to lose you!"
After she calmed down, we got to talking about her affair. According to her, right after her job interview her boss started making moves on her - she said that even during the interview her boss was complementing how pretty she was. My wife admitted that she was always curious about being with another woman, and that her boss was so damn pretty she immediately melted around her. The first time they fucked was in my wife's office after hours. Her boss came in, said she had to work late on reports and tossed a pile on her desk and smirked. While she was working on the reports her boss came back into her office and confronted her.
"Look, you've worked hard enough today - I was just playing with you to keep you here because I think you're beautiful and I've got a huge crush on you..."
My wife said she didn't even blink, they were both making out and groping each other, pulling their clothes off and eventually having sex on her desk. She said she didn't feel guilty because it was with a woman, but she did wish I was there fucking her while she went down on her boss.
We talked and talked, and I was still angry, "If you get to fuck around then I get a free pass to do the same."
She was hesitant but eventually agreed, "you do... and you can. Just don't ruin us, don't leave me."
My wife is very attractive (no I will not show her picture), so I also told her that "every time she fucks her boss - she has to fuck me so that I can taste her boss."
She thought that was kinky as fuck - and loves the idea. I'm also now actively looking for a fuck buddy - because now I have permission.

We laugh at the ventriloquist's dummy, but what do you do when the dummy is p******** of the United States of America?"
http://sodahead.com/united-states/obama-sock-puppet-or-just-a-dummy/question-1179779/