>no health care
>whites are a minority
>massive debt
>can't get elected unless you believe in Bronze Age fairy tales
>slavery and mass murder of indigenous people
>kill brown children in wars for cheap oil
>play a "sport" where large black men wear armour and grab each others' genitals
>no culture
>take credit for winning both world wars when you only played a minor role
>assassinates citizens with drones
>shoots kindergardeners on a yearly basis
>average citizen owns at least 3 guns
>still uses imperial system
>still tortures
>still has death penalty
>quarter of the population is in prison
>banana republic levels of income inequality
>high crime despite wealth
>high poverty despite wealth
>injecting chemicals into ground for cheap gas
>builds wood-houses and uses overground electricity
>majority of population denies evolution
>draconian levels of military spending
>mutilate their babby's genitals
>3rd world murder rate
>govt regularly starts a war every few years, typically with faked evidence for cheap oil
>govt can legally tap your phone
>govt can legally know what websites you visit and what books you got from the library
>govt can search your room if you drew a picture of a weapon

Sometimes I have out-of-body experiences as a delivery drone dropping off Cialis tablets to my neighbor, and I see him beating his hooker wife and laughing and watching porn and it makes me strangely happy.

S&M
There is a part of us
that isn't quite alive

while showing the bright side
her hidden darkness emerged
when I tricked her into hurting herself

she would say come on trick me, tick me, trick me
and I would tell her
Count Dragool with tube fingers would take her slow
if she hit her self hard across the mouth
and she would scream to Eden
bash mashley thrash me
I want the men with red tridents
and ding dong tails too
while she watched my eyes like surveillance drones as if a great confederation of cocks marched towards her

certainly not painless
but the pain of an addict
who knows all to well the pleasure of the needle
first the little sting and then the great oooow
of becoming eaten kingo flinks
and potato chips
by the pussy arts master

she is butter on the stove
im the rare drug
a Do Do bird beaking flesh
a cold hard penetration
she a yielding intricacy of complications
a bald Rapunzel
feeling under abused til now
with black crow lips and jumbo bangled earings
like a long jangling math problem that ends
with a big O
O popping grapes
like pink flower hysterical nipples
popping co co pops
on a singing red bed

her limbs a yawing stretch
of insanity sane
her body a torn zipper
being yanked up and down

a frenzy of crying blasphemies and knotted kisses
dancing the bend over
cha cha cha

Simply put.....ANYTHING that goes past 8 sentences on here, I or most wont even read. These people that drone on for sentence after sentence.... paragraph after paragraph dont get past the first sentence when seeing how long it is!!!

My drone was confiscated by the EPA.

Oh great, Iran has just shot down and captured a top secret US drone. I wonder what kind of shit storm stink that is going to cause now. WW3, is coming sooner or later. It will be the civilized world against the rag heads I am pretty sure.

Looking for pics or vids of brunettes being artificially inseminated by drones.

Gentlemen : Things Your Gay Pal Would Like You To Know (But Never Says)
A Weekly Editorial Column aimed at guys from gays (well, one gay... me)

Week #2 : Male Sex Appeal

It's an unusual quirk of western civilization that part of maturing as a woman is learning how to be (or not be) sexually appealing. The media is constantly throwing images of what a sexy woman looks like and how sexy women talk and act at us constantly. Mothers are telling their daughters which clothes are �a little too old� and which they can wear out... Whether we mean to or not, we do a very good job of educating females on how their bodies and behavior generate sex appeal.
Men? Not so much. At best, most men go through life thinking that being visibly fit is the key to sex appeal. Some might also throw in that being 'friendly' or 'close' helps. Other than that I think most men, if they are honest, will concede they don't really know what makes one guy really appealing and what undermines a guy's chances of hooking up.

Well, in the spirit of helping, I'd like to share some of my own observations about male sexuality.

Physical fitness definitely is part of male sexuality. In most cases, being visibly fit does get you reactions... but it's not the only part and not even the largest part of male sexuality. Neither is facial attractiveness. I'm sure any girl can tell you about a few guys they've met who were physically very gifted but who just didn't �have a spark�, or guys who maybe were doughy or not the prettiest, but who made them go gooey inside. Let's take a look at some things often overlooked in this crazy mating game we play:

Body Language � Your Mouth Says �Date Me.� But Your Body Says �I'm Worthless�?
Body language is a complicated subject. Basically, every time you come in contact with other people, you're sending signals in the way you carry yourself, your expressions, the way your eyes move and a hundred thousand other cues. Even though you aren't aware of it, there's a part of the human brain with the sole job of taking what your eyes, ears and nose are telling you and breaking it down. As a result, even an Adonis can send signals that say �I'm Undateable�. Some common things that make a huge difference to how others see you:

Smile � People are drawn to happiness. Some part of our brain believes that happiness is contagious. Multiple studies have shown that when you smile, other people instinctively smile back, report feeling better, and actually move closer to you without realizing it. The reverse is true of blank-face or frowning; you can make people unconsciously repulsed by your -lack- of happiness. When you catch yourself expressionless or distracted, focus on holding a soft smile and watch how rapidly it changes people's view of you.
Eye Contact � Animals, humanity included, use eye contact to establish dominance and rank in the herd. When you fail to make eye contact, it sends a cue to those you are speaking to that says �I consider myself below or unworthy of you�. The simple act of making and holding eye contact as you talk and listen sends a powerful message that says �We are peers� and is a major part of creating a spark.
Nodding � For many people, it's natural to softly nod as you converse. This is another really powerful cue. By nodding as you talk, you are telling those watching you �I absolutely believe what I am saying.� This projects personal strength. By nodding as you listen, you are telling the speaker �I understand and agree with you; we think similarly.� This simple action can cause a stranger, by the end of a conversation, to want to stay in touch with you and to feel a personal connection.

Confidence � A chance at sex\relationship is not a favor being given to you.
I'm not going to try and tell you that thinking you're God's gift to humanity is going to get you laid. It's not true. On the other hand, if you walk into an encounter with a potential partner with the belief that they are doing you a favor by talking to you or considering you, it will impact your word choice, body language and tone and believe me, it will make it harder to see you as a potential love/sex match. You should practice walking into a first-encounter friendly, open and secure in the knowledge that you are WORTH getting close to. If this seems hard, practice faking it. Repeat it to yourself until you can say it without feeling like a fraud or wincing.

Speaking � Sometimes the most attractive organ you've got is your golden tongue
Just as what your body is doing is a complex part of attraction, so is what your voice is. Tone of voice, word selection and speaking habits all can influence how people hear and evaluate you. Here are some points on this:

Tone - Ever listened to someone drone on and on? It's anti-sexy. A good speaking voice should be light and fluid, rising and lowering like music, communicating your feelings, mood and intentions. A lot of people, as they become nervous, speed up and become monotone. Fight this urge, it will make you come across as shallow, wooden and uninteresting. Speak a little slower and really infuse your words with your mood.
Word Choice � Ever noticed how certain phrases just aren't very attractive to hear? �Excuse me� is a great example. It has an exhalation (Ex) followed by a hard dorsal velar (Kuh). These sorts of sounds grate on the ear, and it's part of why hearing someone repeatedly say �Excuse me� is so much more grating than hearing them use �Pardon me� or �I'm sorry�. Research into phoenetics has found an interesting quirk; certain sounds are sexy, regardless of the language. L, M, N and a silibant S all are considered erotic sounds. Using words that prominently feature these sounds soothe and even arouse people. On the other hand, F, X, K, D and T are just the opposite; they make people argumentative, aggitated and unresponsive. Weird, huh?
Questions � Ask questions. Give other people the chance to reveal as much about themselves as possible. Periodically include tidbits about yourself and your thoughts so that it doesn't come across an interrogation, but showing that you're interested in them and their lives is a great way to encourage them to become interested in you.

Last but not least, the most powerful tool in your arsenal as a male, bar none.....

Attraction : I'm So Into You For Being Into Me...
Huh, what's that? You're wondering what this means? One of the strongest aphrodisiacs known to mankind is when we know other people desire us. Let it leak a little... don't be afraid to say things like �I think you're really attractive� or �I saw you and thought 'I really want to get to know that person'�. I know, it sounds forward and that maybe isn't your style and what if they think you're a perv and.... trust me, if you can admit to being attracted without getting raunchy or fawning over them for ten minutes, it's a serious plus to your chances. Even if they aren't attracted to you in the slightest, hearing that you are attracted to them may cause them to immediately reconsider you. It's that powerful.

So, that about wraps it up for this little column. This is Yesm, telling you all the things your gay pal wishes you knew (but never tells you).

Yesterday, my wife and I went to Mickey Dees for lunch. Her choice, not mine. We sat near the back of the place, in a booth near the indoor playland. I had my back to the playland, so I was seated facing the front of the store, and I noticed across the aisle and one booth up a woman intently watching the playland area. Just as she bolts out of her booth, 3 kids come running out of the play area, giggling and talking about a boy playing with himself.

The next thing I see is the woman coming back with this boy, dragging him by his right arm while he is stroking himself through his shorts with his left hand. She pushes him into the booth, she sits next to him so he can't get out, and as she's getting his food out for him he's now pulled his shorts down with his left hand, and is stroking himself with his right hand.

From the looks of it, the boy has some developmental issues. I'd guess he was probably X or XI, and just hitting puberty. His cock was almost completely enclosed by his hand, but he was hard as a rock. When his mother notices what he's doing, she pulls his hand away, and he starts this loud half-moan-half-scream.

I'm still eating, but intently watching what's going on, half listening to my wife droning on about work. I watch as the woman puts a chicken nugget into the boys hand, which he starts to eat, but still he's making that awful noise while trying to eat. Suddenly the noise stops, and the woman looks relieved, but she doesn't see that the boy is now wanking with his left hand. She pushes his drink in front of him, but he won't pick it up and that's when she notices what he's doing. She reaches down, takes his left hand and puts it around his drink. He takes a sip, then starts that moaning screaming again.

At this point, she hasn't bothered to pull his shorts up, and his little hard on is throbbing. She starts looking around, and notices some people near the front are looking back at her. A look of sadness and resignation crosses her face, and she reaches down with her left hand, feels for the boys cock, and slowly starts stroking him.

I about choke on my fries when I see this. She is slowly masturbating him, while he's having his lunch, but he's finally stopped making that noise. Well, I did start choking a bit, and coughed a couple times and took a drink, and that's when the woman noticed my wife and I back there. She looked horrified. I made no attempt to stop looking, because watching her stroke, presumably, her son, had given me a raging hard on. It wasn't because she was hot, or had big tits, it was because she was stroking that kid in a booth in public.

My wife finally notices I'm looking back, she turns to see I'm looking at the woman and the boy, and she says to me "It must be hard raising an autistic child," then she goes back to eating. I keep watching the woman, who eyes look to be brimming with tears, as she keeps jacking the boy. He finally finishes his food, but she keeps stroking him while looking at me. When the boy finally cums, it's not forceful but just a slow dribble that coats her fingers. She wipes her hand clean with a few napkins. By the time she's done, the boy has fallen asleep, and she pulls his shorts up. My wife and I soon leave, and I'm no longer watching.

I confess that I want to use a drone with a cam to spy on a few of my neighbors. Anyone know how to accomplish this? Is it gonna cost me a boat load of money?

I confess if I am a restaurant with other people & I start talking about Obama negatively (as if I could use his name in any other context), I look around to see if any of his drones are nearby.