I confess that you're all derps.
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I confess that I go to a pool with my hurdur sorry I meant my daughter and then we go to the public restroom and I let derps herp her and then The Game
Derp derp can somebody xray?!?
Titty fuck, derp throat, or pound her ass?
herp derp
Well here goes, my confession.
I'm an Aussie guy, early 30's, about 6'1', around 85kg, confident, funny and not a neckbeard... I won't say I'm handsome or hot, but I'm sure as hell not ugly.
My confession? I am absolutely sick of looking for a kinky girl who just likes to fuck for the sake of it, one who actually does all the dirty things so many others claim to be into. "ooh I love it in the arse...'' Till you try putting it in. "mmm I want you to piss on me...'' till you do.
So many people like the idea of all this, but so very few will try it, saying that though, in the last 6 months I've met 2 girls who are insanely kinky but live too far away to make it a regular thing.
And as for all the basement dwellers on here giving the bigger girls a hard time, seriously? Expectations and abilities are easily confused, and even though most of you are going to justify yourselves with the old "I get such HOT pussy man, fuck those bitches herp derp", I'm pretty fuckin certain jacking it to a girls cam doesn't count as hooking up.
So what's my confession? I dunno, maybe that the hottest, dirtiest and best sex I've ever had has been with chicks with curves.
Now, any aussie girls still reading this, if you're kinky say hi.
i have a chance at either one (not both, derp).
which should i go for?
Some people do have a *derp* phase. Pretty obvious in my opinion...... Thoughts?
I confess that Alpha Omega is the biggest faggot nigger on motherless. This dude is in every thread I've ever read making the stupidest fucking unfunny comments I've ever seen. He acts like he's so above it all yet all he does all day long is hang out on fucking motherless. Who wants to bet that this nigger is either 800lbs or in a wheelchair? Derp faptastic four! derp! What a bag of shit. What a fucking pathetic loser. What a cunt. What a wanna be internet psychologist. Kill yourself now please Alpha, nothing of value will be lost.
Looking for a video that I seen on here a few months ago.
It was of 2 teen girls showing on stickam, girl on left was really petite and skinny and the girl on left was more husky. about half way through the video the girl on left starts making derp faces really close up to the camera. they both show boobs and ass.
Hopefully someone will remember the video because of the derp faces and help me out here, girl on the left was fucking amazing.
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