In high school, I had occassion to muff dive a girl I liked in a storage area near the gym. I had a key as I could get out of gym and do chores instead because I had asthma. She gave me Bjs in return.

She wouldn't let me fuck her, as she liked her BF at the time and esp. his car.

He found out (someone saw and wrote it in a bathroom stall with the time and place) and confronted me.

I told him the truth, he took one punch (hit me in the jaw) as the vice principle came around the corner.

He got suspended for a week and lost the car for month.

She started seeing someone else, and when I graduated, the yearbook people put the nickname "Captain Quiff" in as a joke about this affair.

She still lives in my hometown, and cross paths on ocassion but we only smile knowingly and nod as was pass

I'm obsessed with my co-worker.

I get it. I'm tall, lanky, awkward as fuck, and just not very attractive. I've been told that my entire life, and even when it isn't said to my face, it's said to me indirectly when I ask a girl out for something as harmless as coffee and I get rejected before I even get the words out.

So I see this girl at my work one day, and I'm FLOORED. The prettiest girl I had ever seen. We work in different departments so I rarely see her, but when I do, I'm just awestruck. When we talk, we're with a few of our other co-workers so it isn't as awkward. She seems so incredibly warm, sweet, humble, and quiet.

After months of waiting for the off chance of a brief interaction in passing, I say fuck it, and ask her out on a date after I get her number through a mutual friend in the company. I wait minutes...hours...days...no response. It makes sense, she seems like the quiet non-confrontational type. It's still a rejection, but it still fucking hurts, you know?

A few weeks later, I hear a rumor that she's sucking some dude's dick in the parking lot at work. And for whatever reason, this hurt way more than her rejection...now that I know that she's just a slut like everyone else, I've pretty much lost all hope as far as dating goes.

So now, I'm back to my usual routine of jerking off every day to thoughts of her. Right after lunch? I open up that Instagram and blow a nice load all over her face. When I get home? Open up Facebook and pound my dick and pretending like I'm railing that pink pussy of hers from behind.

Can anyone sympathize with my struggle here? What the fuck am I supposed to do here? I'm NEVER going to get a girl as pretty as Kaye. Am I just supposed to settle for some fucking whale of a woman with acne and shit?

Please, just brighten my day a little and tell me what you would do to this whore. Make a picture or video even. That'd be great. :/

I recently found out that my wife of 15 years has been cheating on me. When I confronted her she told me that I don't give her all that she craves. Then she asked me if I would agree to be a cuckold husband. Not sure about this. Any advicce?

Just found out my wife is fucking one of my friends, I suspected for a while and put a camera in our room.  I haven't  confronted her yet.  What should I do. This is him pounding her from behind

Another flashback people! Remember Mr. Hands, the Boeing contractor from Seattle Washington who died while taking a horse dick up his ass, he starred in an infamous video we know of as "2 guys 1 horse". The link to the video is below. Following the link, you can only watch the video once every 60 minutes. You'll also be confronted with a disclaimer when you get on to the site that says that the dude isn't Mr. Hands and that the horse isn't real, it's a fake rubber horse, but that is all a crock of shit:

twoguysonehorse.com/

A documentary has been made documenting Mr. Hands and his gang of zoophiles. The name of the documentary is "Zoo". The link is below. It's actually a pretty good documentary. The video is broken into ten minute intervals but they play in succession automatically:

http://watchdocumentary.org/watch/zoo-video_158f058b7.html

I live with my girlfriend and our sex is pretty "normal" in all respects. However i have one weird fetish that I thought shed never find out about which is that I like to sniff her panties when she leaves them in the laundry, sometimes ill take a pair when shes out of the house and sniff them while looking at porn involving women that resemble my gf. Anyhow yesterday she found a pair of her used ones in my trouser pocket id forgotten about and confronted me. I told her id used them to clean up some beer id spilt (first thing came to mind) so she checked them and there was no smell of beer. She looked at me hard for a moment then left the room. moments later she text me saying she felt violated and thought i was a weirdo. since then shes given me the silent treatment and I just know shes gonna be telling her friends to ask their opinion.

Found this picture in my girls phone and sent it to my self on from her phone than deleted it... checked to see if I have ever received it before ... but nope. Yet to confront or ask her, and I’m almost sure I saw other pics. Should I check her phone when she goes to sleep ??

So...i think my gf is cheating on me. a few weeks ago i sneaked over her while she was at her desk and she had her phone out...i saw she was lookin at texts and there was some guys in her phone. i blew it off like it was dudes in a group at school or something. college. but anyways today i texted her a few time no response. then i called her like a hour later...and u know iphones if you call someone thats on the phone its got a diff ring with a beep kinda deal...well i heard that. after several rings she answered and was like "im sleeping." then i asked her if she was on the phone with her mom or something and she was like "no im sleeping...maybe i butt dialed someone." well i was like well fuck it ill just drop it and not talk about it anymore. but tonight she was gonna come visit me and i had to go eat dinner with the family and she was fine with not seeing me. shes gonna come tomoorow to see me. then tonight she jumped in the showered and said she was gonna shave her legs and other things. i said i liked the hair. WTF. do you all think shes cheating on me? im kinda worried about it. but fuck it. should i confront her or just blow it off? i know this sight might not be the best to get advice off of but ima try. thanks guys and gals

2 confessions, i want to steal my cousins laptop for her nude pics and videos, her and my sister did a private photo shoot with each other trying to get into the suicide girls, i know they went out into the bush for this shoot 2nd confession i was having sex with my gf one night and purposely left the door open a little bit so my younger cousin could see us as she walks by and it worked i saw her looking for about 3-5 seconds and confronted her about it and asked if shes ever done it before and if she would like to sometime, shes one of those loner girls in school not much friends or self-esteem, the perfect prey

Fuck whalewars. Those assholes are terrorists. Japan is an island and they have to utilize the resources they have at hand. They have been eating whales for fuckin eons, they have children to feed for pete's sake. If those pirates came and confronted my ship I would bind their feet and throw them into the ocean. Personally, I would love to eat whale meat. They are just big dumb fish. Humpback whales alone eat 36,500,000,000 pounds of food a year. I say kill all those damn whales and give that 36 billion pounds of food to the poor or mcdonalds of something. Damn, I hate whales

I am my wife's cuckold and have a confession. We have been married for 6 years and have lived this lifestyle for the last 5. I enjoy the lifestyle as does my wife; she is 27. Recently my dad who is 56, cornered us and confronted us and told us that he learned about our way of life. There was an ultimatum given to us by him. It was that he be allowed to fuck my wife, or he will tell both of our families about our lifestyle. He has told me that he will not be using a condom when he fucks my wife. My wife has agreed to his demands so as to keep the secret from our families. This is supposed to take place tomorrow, do you think there is any way to get out of this? I will include a pic of her for you.