i fucked this girl and she shat on me so i beat dat ass and she fell down the stairs and now shes in a coma what should i do

This is just a way to clear my head.
This isn't your normal confession.
This isn't some made-up story or even something that really happened. Well, not in the sense most of you are expecting (that is to say, if anyone actually reads this).

Anyway, I'm an 18 year-old boy. I'm socially awkward (5 true friends, all of them female). I'm intelligent (holding steady at 7 or 6 place in my school). I'm pretty fugly (not so much my face, I'll admit, but more my body. I'm fat and have loads of body hair). I have issues with my self-esteem (which should be pretty freakin' obvious by now). I am sexually repressed (read: first masturbated at the tender age of 12 and only ever had one girlfriend. Possibly one of the best things that happened to me, and I screwed it up). All-in-all, I'm a stereotypical nerd, glasses and all.

But sometimes, my mind goes a little weird. I'm not talking about suddenly having weird fetishes (I have them, getting to that) or dreaming strange things (again, later... well, maybe) or having a psychotic break or nervous breakdown (never happened unless it was in sports). I get these little things stuck in my head and my mind won't let it go until I do it (case in point - this post).

One of those little things that I actually have come to adore is to put whatever girl-I'm-with's pleasure first (note that I said one girlfriend. Nothing about casual hookups. Well not hookups, some making-out and me playing with her breasts). That means that I don't really care if I feel good, as long as she feels good. Well, that's a lie. Making her feel good makes me feel good. Let em tell you, nothing quite as stimulating than having a girl moan into your mouth and you know it's because of you.

Aaaaanywaaaay... This means I try a lot of things. Little kisses up the collarbone, biting the chin or neck or bottom lip (even her nose at one point. It was fun, okay?), tugging at her hair, pinching her nipples through her shirt with her bra slid down, all sorts of little things. All for her. Like I said, makes me feel good to make her feel good.

Which doesn't sound that bad, right? And it isn't. It really isn't. It's kinda fun. Make a game out of it. How fast can I make her moan? How long till she rubbing herself against me while she's on my lap? How long can I hover just out of reach before she tries to kiss me again?

But I always stop before things go to far. No touching her privates. I want to say nothing below the belt or under her pants, but I've gone groping her ass a couple of times. Anyway, this means the farthest I've ever gone is kissing, licking or biting my girlfriend's breasts and nipples (and even that didn't last long. She felt uncomfortable and, to tell the truth, so did I). Hell, that casual hook-up I mentioned? I actually stopped her from taking off her bra.

And that's not even to mention the little things that set me off, sexually I mean. A girl biting her lip? Hello, my little friend. Girl wearing stockings (which is hell in a school with a uniform, by the way)? Down boy. Lots of little things. Some strange, some not so much. A girl giggling when I do something silly like bite her nose while making out? Or looking into my eyes as we kiss? Nothing better. Nothing on earth, I'd wager.

Then there are the other things. Like lipstick. Good god, but lipstick sets me off. I've been jokingly suggesting to a lot of my girl friends (note: not girlfriends but female friends) to make leave a lipstick kiss on my mirror. Or one of my fantasy's involving a girl kissing me all over, leaving kisses like that in her wake.

Or picking her up against a wall, her legs around my waist, all the while just kissing. Having her lie down and not being allowed to do anything as I kiss her all over. Having her sit on my desk as we kiss. Little things, tame things, but hell if it doesn't get me going.

Also, sexting. Not anything really dirty (as I lack the experience), but still. One of the weirdest things was when I joked about a girl sending me a picture of a lipstick mark in her cleavage. She did it. I've never been harder in my live. But, no offense meant to her, she likes sending pics like that. Nothing explicit, but just enough to get her male friends a little hot under the collar.

I'm not saying I'm a nice guy or anything. Hell, look at where I'm posting this. But some days...

Not the point. Actually none of this has a point. This is just me venting a bit. Feels good, actually. I might have to do this again.

-ForgottenGeist, saying Hello World.
I'm still here.

... Fuck it. I was going to delete this after I wrote it (it was just a way to get rid of some things), but now that it's done... fuck it. May as well post it. give me something to coma back to when I feel like this again.

Went over to my neighbor's house on Saturday evening to watch some of the late college football games. He's got a pretty sweet setup in his basement with a 70 inch screen with all the bells and whistles and a nice fully stocked bar. My wife was back at our house with the kids and probably close to passed out by 9pm with her typical weekend night bottle of wine and an ambien. His wife and kids were asleep on the 3rd floor of his house, so we were being loud watching and it didn't seem to be waking anyone up.

I was probably on my forth double of good scotch by the time halftime rolled around when he asked if I wanted to step out back to smoke some weed with him. Been a while since I smoked, but I said sure, why the hell not. While out there he made some comment about how much it sucks being married for 7 years now because every weekend night he ends up drinking in his basement by himself, smoking a little weed and then when he goes upstairs to bed his wife is long since in an ambien induced coma and she hasn't shown much interest in sex for a while. I laughed and said I know exactly what he means, since my wife has been the same way of late and we probably hadn't had sex in about 3 months. He said that was even longer than him and I must be completely pent up with sexual frustration. I told him he didn't even know the half of it and that on some nights I would jerk off standing right over her passed out in bed and had even thought about trying to fuck her while she was passed out in her pharmaceutical bliss. He told me he had the same thought about his wife before when she was passed out but always just went to the bathroom to rub one out before bed. Then he said, "hell, we could probably both go up there right now and fuck my wife and she wouldn't even know it happened in the morning." I couldn't tell if he was just being a smartass or was serious, but being that I had jerked off a few times to the thought of his wife who was a pretty good looking MILF, the thought of fucking her right then started to get me turned on and I felt a chub forming in my shorts.

We could see the second half was kicking off so we went back inside and I sat back down in the lounger I was in before, but I still was definitely sporting the chubby that had sprung a minute before when we were outside. Steve poured me another scotch and when he brought it to me, he looked down and could clearly see the erection in the athletic shorts that I was wearing. He looked at me and said "what the fuck man, are you that excited for the second half or was that talk of fucking our passed out wives turning you on that much?". I said back to him that specifically the thought of fucking his wife had got me worked up and since I hadn't gotten laid in 3 months pretty much when the wind blows my dick gets hard and it takes me either blowing my load or a good 30 minutes of just sitting there for it to go back down again. He said back to me, "well I guess we can wait 30 minutes or we could just take care of you blowing your load right now" and he reached down and grabbed hold of my hard cock. I flinched big time at first as I have never had another guy touch my cock before that wasn't my doctor during an annual check-up. But because I was so freaking horny and hadn't had anyone else touch me in months, I just said to myself "fuck it" and said to him, "why not, let's take care of it right now".

And with that he dropped to his knees in front of me, pulled my elastic waistband down and my hard cock sprang out. He started stroking me and then leaned forward and took my cock in his mouth. I just closed my eyes and sat with my head back in the recliner and enjoyed having another person sucking my dick for the first time in ages. He was working my cock like a pro, when he stopped and said that he wanted to hear me tell him about how I would fuck his wife. So I started into a dialog of describing her and her body and taking off her clothes, then eating her pussy and asshole, before fucking her from behind and then her riding me and as I went on his pace on my cock picked up, and then right as he begged me to tell him how I would finish I told him I would pull my cock out of her asshole and shove it in her mouth and make her gag on my hot load, and right then I sprayed 4 or 5 huge ropes of my cum straight into his mouth. I looked down and saw him eagerly swallowing what he could while some was dripping out of the corners of his mouth. He licked my cock clean, pulled my waistband back up, grabbed his drink off the end table and sat back down in his chair. He just looked over and said, "Well, I hope that you are feeling better now." and we went back to watching the game.

I sat there in complete silence for a few minutes as he just kept talking about the game like nothing had happened. When the game was over I said that I better get on home and thanks for the drinks and good times and he replied "anytime, and I do mean anytime. And maybe next time you can return the favor if you were so inclined." I got to admit, it was a great blowjob. Not sure I am wanting to give him one, but as my sexual frustration at home grows, I am sure I will be back over in Steve's basement.

Hello everyone!

I am a 45 year old Guy, who is your pretty typical person I suppose. But that is not why I am here! The problem is..I forgot how to jack off due to a bad coma I experienced. Someone please help me out here!

She was in a car wreck. Was in a coma for three months. She's a little slow now and has almost no short term memory. Would you take advantage of that?

Big ass asian squirts after almost masturbating herself into a coma.

a saterday night about a month ago my self and my sister went to a relatives 21st birthday..later that night we hit the club and ended up getting very drunk she was unable to even tell were she was. later that night we got home and put a pizza in the oven as we had gotten hungry. and watched tv while we waited and as i lifted it from the oven and sliced it she had drifted off into a drunken coma so i had the pizza to myself

it was only when returning the plate to the kitchen i noticed she had shifted on the sofa on the other side of the room. one of her legs had lipped from the cusion to the floor. and exposed the gusset of her canary yellow lace panties i could make out her clean shaven pussy so i inched closer. i tried to fight was was going on in my head so i tryed to shake her awake but nothing was moving her. but the more i looked the more i got turned on then for some reason i found my hand sliding up her smooth thigh and then i started to massage her pussy through the matirial of her panties. after a couple of minutes of that and carefully watching her reaction...or should i say lack of reaction i then pulled them to one side and begane to massage her clit with my thumb.

after a bit the strain in my pant was starting to hurt so i opened my fly just for a little releif but i did not relise it popped out untill i felt it rub against the inside of her thighthen total lust seemed to have taken over because next thing i remember was i then was running the head of my cock along the cleft of her still exposed pussy. i tryed to push it in her but she was still a little dry so i spat on onto the head of my cock and slowly pushed it into her still watching for any reaction as i did.

ever few thrusts i got a little deeper as she got looser i get it slowly and gentle so she would not wake up as i went in all the way to my balls.
after a little bit i got a little more courage and pulled down one side of the halter neck she was wearing and just watched her tit bounce slightly as i fucked her. i begane getting a little faster as i felt her get wet. as her body moved with the light shunt of me fucking her her breast bounced more witch set me off so quickly i did not have a chance to pull out but thinking it was to late anyways i filled her up and slowly pulled out leaving my mess to drip from her and then pulled her panties back into place and went to bed

but my confession is that for the first time ever i am glad to hear a woman comaplian about her period being early over the phone to a freind

When are you going to realize you are in a coma?
we all miss you and love you!

This is a true story, I'm now 40 yr SWM and I had a very very frustrating childhood, growing up in a house with a VERY HOT MILF of a mom and it was just her and I, Dad is long out of the picture.

Got really tired of all my friends saying " Dude your mom is so fucking HOT! " have you ever seen her nude? this was constant during my teenage years and of course I masturbated to my mother constantly and was always sneaking around stealing her dirty panties whenever possible.
This went on for years and it finally got to the point where I just some how had to see her nude....I would find myself laying awake at night sceaming and trying to figure out a way for this to happen....It was late winter and then the idea came to me and well I'm not proud of this, but I think it was the only way it was going to happen, now this was back in the mid 1980's....and I thought of the idea in Feb. and had to wait til like May or June.

Well it was May and I started looking at the Calendar for a Full moon and Warm weather to set in, because I knew my mother slept in the nude regularly during the spring and summer months.
I remember early in the winter I was having a difficult time sleeping for a bit and that my sleep schedule was all messed up and I was 16 at the time and my mother gave me a Tynol PM or something like it, Well it KNOCKED ME OUT! I usually got myself off to school everyday since I was 12 etc... took this stuff and I woke up at 2:30 PM !!! WTF !! and felt like I was in a coma !!, but I said Hmmmmmmmm???

Anyways! it was MAY and I reviewed the Full moon and was waiting for warm nights to start, So I found a perfect night about two weeks away praying for warm clear weather !! The night came it was going to be a full moon....Mom went to work 6:00am as usual I got up and did my morning ritual grabbed her dirty panties and licked them as I jacked off my morning load. Then I went into her bathroom and found the Ba-Bye Pills and took two of them and gridded them into a fine powder and waited til that evening, The evening came and my mother is a huge baseball fan and we would watches baseball together regularly " Yankees Vs Redsox's" and I said " Ice Cream mom? " she say yes, but plain no crazzy sundays or anything, little vanilla
I'm serious, I said ok....I went and got the ice cream and took the powder Ba-bye pills and mixed it in good with the ice cream and gave it to her and I was a little worried it might taste chemically or something? So I put in a little Maple Syrup on the ice cream, mom loves maple walnut ice cream, so I got some walnuts and said I tried to make my own, she gave me crap about it, saying " You don't listen " I said sorry I know sorry, but she gobbled the ice cream down not saying ANYTHING! she noticed me stairing at her and she said WHAT? I said nothing? trying to not look like what I just did, Well grabbed the bowls went back to the kitchen and then paranoia set in and thinking what if I put in too much, I could kill her, FUCK! then I calm-ed down and went back in sat and watched the game, I want to say it was like 30 minutes later she was starting to Doze and head bob and I said Mom, go to bed and she said I'm fine, then little snorts and I said Ms. Piggy! go to bed and she agreed and got up said good night ! mumbling !!! it was a warm night and the full moon was out and it was clear.

I waited like an hour and half and went up stairs and leaned up against the door and could hear her in full snore mode !!! I opened the door slowly and peeked in and the room was lighted up like lunar park !!! I said YES! and mom just had a sheet and I could see she was I think in the nude? So I said in regular voice " mom " nothing, then again, but louder MOM, nothing and then again " MOM! " then the final test " MOM! DADS! HOME! " she hated my father more then anything and if anything would awake her, it would be that !!!

I closed the door leaving a crack and went to my room and stripped down to my boxers and my hard on had already started growing....I always slept in Boxers and T-shirt so incase she woke up I would look normal except for the hardon.....I went back opened the door and slowly
walked over and gave another test shout " MOM! loud " She was OUT !!! I walked over up close to the bed and there she was leaning to one side with just a sheet and the moon had the room lighted up perfect.....I grabbed the sheet and slowly very very slowly eased the sheet off her and Finally there she was The MILF of Princeton N.J.and my jaw just dropped seeing her 5'10 long 120lb body with long blond hair and 36C cup breast and her bubble ass, my cock was raging and raging, she was leaning a bit on her side and her ass was sorta pushed out, I was able to get down on my knees and get my nose Inches from her ass like 1/2 inch away and I could smell her pussy and asshole,with that musky smell from her panties it was amazing !!!
I sat there and just looked and looked like I was looking at a pacasio painting and was stroaking my cock and I would get my cock inches from her ass and pussy making a thrusting motion, trying not to make any noise....and then she rolled over and I hit the ground like there was a sniper in the room and waited for the snores to start, then i know it was clear, I stood up and she was laying flat on her back and there were her gorgeous breast !!! I got my
face so so so close and I wanted to just touch them, but I knew it was too dangerous taking that chance...I continued to stroke myself and got my cock inches from her face stroaking imagining my huge cock just blowing a huge cum load all over her face and then the force was getting way way too close and was getting to the point where I was going to blow my load and the feeling was so great, because I had achieved my almost incestial fantasy seeing my mother alone in the full nude for about 45 minutes I finally knelt down and got my face so up close to her pussy hairs where they just brushed against my lips and I just put my tongue out the tiniest bit and just barely touched her pussy hairs and then I could feel myself starting to almost spurt and shoot and I got up and slowly walked out and went to my room and pulled out a pair of my moms dirty panties that I had kept the week before and just grabbed them and put the cotton part in mouth and imagined the images in my head I just had seen and stroaked about 5 times and then the flood gates of warm sperm just came flowing out like a fire hose and I had a good 45 second steady flowing stream of cum shooting all over my body, too this day it was probably the biggest loads I have ever had and one of the best orgasms I have ever had and I layed there for about ten minutes before I cleaned myself up and I mean cum was everywhere on my face hair, the head bord, the lamp, the clock , I mean it looked like a jar of mayonnaise just exploded in my room !!!

Here is a picture of my mom back in the day of her glory and I retook her honeymoon picture so it would be digital and touched it up with today's technology of editing, just did the light and contrast.....So maybe you can understand what it was like having to deal with this everyday your whole teenage life, talk about having a hardon for your mom....Feel free to e-mail me with comments this was real and I never had sex with my mother, but wanted to do it
every single day to this day and I still steal her panties when I go home to see her to this day.
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I have a really sweet boyfriend, he treats me like a princess and will do almost anything for me, we have been engaged for 2 months now and dated for over 4, so next week is my friend's birthday and we decided to surprise her with a birthday party. My boyfriend is not a fan of shopping (yes I take quite some time when I shop) so while I was searching for gifts he accompanied me and was constantly complaining so jokingly I told him that if he complained one more time I'll scream "Rape!" and say that this guy is assaulting me, my boyfriend laughed and said try it, no one cares. A few minutes later we enter this new shop and he starts complaining again, I probably wasn't thinking straight and in the heat of moment I screamed loudly, the world around me froze and this group of 4 well built black men ran to me and asked what happened, I said "This guy is trying to rape me!" Pointing at my boyfriend, his face flushed of all the colors and the guys literally jumped at him, before I could say anything else they were beating him to a pulp. My fiance is now fighting for his life, and this is taking a huge toll on his family. I’m scared he might not make it through, and his family needs lots of prayers at this time.
He is in critical condition and is unstable. He is in a medically induced coma and on total life support. There is trauma to his brain and a 5-inch section of his skull was removed to keep the pressure down. Due to fluid in his lungs, he now has an infection.
I am still numb. This is so hard to come to terms with and see my boyfriend in a vegetative state. No one deserves this. I just don’t understand why I let my joke get so out of control.

One of many outrageous confessions. My fav anyway. It's a true story.

I (male, 28). Ended up chatting my best mates long term partner on Facebook one eve, with the intention of being cheeky of course as I knew he was away. I found out her best friend was over. They were drinking spirits and were very tipsy.

From the "what are you doing" convo, I linked them a risque TV shows that feature a lot of hot, all but porn scenes in, which I faked I was watching. They took the bait and the talk started getting flirtatious. So I started explaining how "bored" I was, and needed entertaining and asked for advice in which she said. "Us!"

My response immediately was. Sounds as if you were offering a 3some or something...

They didn't reply straight away, So I said - "Would you guys want to?"

The reply was simply - "Yes".

I went straight over. It was strange knocking on her door, of a place I have been in a lot. I could see them very faintly through the blinds. They were just in their pants and tank top. Very hot.

They opened the door, we were all smirking at each other. That is when I knew it was on,

I shared a drink with them. And then it happened. I was on a big sofa and told them to join me. They got either side of me and got them close to me. After a few minutes, we all started kissing. She led us both to the bedroom and we have about 2 hours of the most insanely hot, dirty, sweaty, bareback sex you can think of. At least 3-4 times me and my mates partner (who they are still together) talked dirty about how naughty it was and need to keep fucking (we never have since, but we both agreed how great it was).

I had fingers in their asses, rimmed them, almost tried some anal but didn't want to complicate things. I got them both squirting together too. It did exhaust me! I ended up filling my mates gf full of cum, before we fell into a bit of a sex coma.

I left around 5am and never regretted it.