I confess that after my Colonoscopy the Dr. informed me that i have an extra long colon. Thats all my gf needed to hear, now she keeps hinting she wants to try shit on me... OMG what is a boy to do.... Thank you babe may i have another lmao

Many ofyou know me or have seen me on cam...Ali 18th my husband had to go into the hospital for stomach pain the first hospital did a CT scan and send us home 3 hours later he was still in a lot of pain and bleeding. I called 911 and we were rushed to a different hospital by ambulance. while we were speaking to paramedics the first hospital called us and told us to rush to the ER because Josh had a6 inch tearing his colon and lost a lot of blood. v2 ER doctors talked agreed he needed surgery so he was rushed and for exploratory surgery. they took out part of his colon he has a 19 centimeter incision 27 staples and a temporary colostomy bag. all of this happened one week before he was scheduled to go back to work for his pool company he will be unable to work pretty much the entire season so I am asking people of motherless if they would be awesome and help us out of course I am willing to still do shows and the like but even a $5 PayPal donation will help us out with rent utilities groceries and medicine and yes we will probably sue the first hospital. so if you guys can help us out let me know we have both have PayPal or if for some reason you can't do PayPal we have a go fund me or as a last resort credits will even work though it is slightly harder for us to get credit out thank you guys in advance!!!

The search perimeters on this site suck big hairy nuts. I typed two exact words that i knew for a fact were in a post a made YESTERDAY and the search couldn't/wouldn't locate it. I thought maybe it got deleted so i went searching and sure enough i found it a few pages back.

Has anyone else noticed this? Maybe the guy who coded the motherless website got a semi-colon out of place.

My Toilet Interests

Warning: If this isn't your personal thing, or you find the topic offensive, I'd stop reading now.

I very briefly considered posting this anonymously, but then thought that would be silly - as my online profile here is pretty much anonymous anyway. Also, the point of my being here is to be honest about everything in a way that I can't be in real life. It's bad enough keeping secrets from the people I know, I'm not about to start feeling ashamed about any of my interests when I'm here.

Like a whole bunch of other taboos, I grew up thinking that bodily functions were dirty and never to be talked about - aside from in a joking and deprecating fashion. Sure, you can joke about it but it's not something that's "polite", or "healthy" in a casual topic-of-dinner-conversation fashion. Also, like most other taboos, children don't have any inhibitions when it comes to this. By default, they *don't* think that it's disgusting or to be avoided. It's only when parents and society drill those thoughts into them that they end up feeling that way. (I often think that society itself is the worst form of child abuser and source of sexual dysfunction later on in life.)

So, like most people, it was my belief that pissing and shitting was something to be acknowledged but never actively discussed. It was also something that should always be done behind closed doors. (Aside from public urinals in men's bathrooms - a strange kind of "abeyance" of the normal social rule - where it's okay to pee in front of other men in a way that would be totally unacceptable in the privacy of a home.)

I further believed that both piss and shit were bad, harmful byproducts that were expelled from the body because they weren't good for it. When later realizing the sexualized kink genre around this, I was repelled and, intellectually, amazed (in a negative way) that anybody could even contemplate this. I couldn't understand the pleasure, let alone why somebody would risk illness in order to play with, or ingest, something that shouldn't have any contact with anybody once out of the body.

Of course, there were some interesting things that I came across in the media:

- If you get stung by a stingray, and there is no other method of treatment, it's beneficial to have somebody pee on the wound.

- If you find yourself in the desert, or otherwise dying from deydration, you can prolong your life by drinking your own urine.

- There is a relatively recent medical treatment called "fecal microbiota transplantation" (more commonly known as a stool transplant) where feces are transplanted from a healthy donor to a patient suffering from a C.difficile infection. This apparently serves to restore the "colonic flora" in the patient so that they can fight off their illness better. (And from what I understand it actually has quite good results - the stumbling block being the "ick" factor to the treatment.)

So, if waste products are so unhealthy for you - how is it that their use can be recommended, or it can be said that they are also healthy in some cases?

A little over 10 years ago I was on a business trip. This was also around the time that I'd gradually become more and more interested in all sorts of different types of sex acts - looking up video clips and pictures, even of things that didn't actually appeal to me just because I was curious. (I don't actually know if they didn't appeal to me at *some* level, or if it just became the case that the more I was exposed to various things the more open minded I became.) In any case, one of the books that I'd taken with me (I'm an avid reader) involved modern day witches. In one of the descriptive scenes, it talked about a group of people who believe in drinking a certain amount of urine on a daily basis - because they believed it actually improved their health, far from negatively impacting it. This is known as "urine therapy". There are several well-known figures who have practised it.

I did a bit of searching on the Internet and found out that the author wasn't just making this up. Once it exits the body, urine is sterile and doesn't contain anything in it any more harmful than tap water. The only way you can become ill by drinking urine is if comes from somebody who's unhealthy. If the donor's healthy, there is no problem.

I thought about some of the golden shower pictures and clips I'd seen. Taking this new information into consideration, it acted as a way of giving me "permission" to try something that I had previously thought was bad for me - but which, apparently, wasn't. (I knew I wasn't suffering from any diseases or other illness.) So, one night after returning from dinner after a work-related training session, I started looking at golden shower porn, and got myself a bit drunk - as well as excited. I held my erect cock and peed into a hotel room cup. With only a bit of hesitation I took a sip. It tasted essentially no different than water. At the time I was quite well hydrated, the urine was a clear colour - not yellow - and it didn't have the normal "ammonia" smell or taste that you'd get from somebody not hydrated. And I got a huge kick out of doing something so "wrong". I ended up drinking the whole thing.

When I woke up the following morning I wasn't hydrated anymore - and I was neither drunk nor aroused. Still, I made myself repeat what I'd done the night before. This time, the urine was so strong that I couldn't take more than a small sip.

But I've gone back to it over the years - and grown more accustomed to the taste. I've also enjoyed peeing on myself in the shower. And I've looked at a lot more golden shower porn. I still haven't done anything related to this with a partner, but believe I would enjoy it. I'd very much like to lick and suck a woman, and drink from her as she pees directly into my mouth. I'd also like to pee inside her after cumming.

Even though I'd got past the golden showers, I still had an aversion to scat. But my interest slowly grew despite that. At one point I found myself on a scat board, reading various posts, and I also followed the autobiographical stories of several scat pornstars who talked about how they trained themselves and didn't suffer any negative consequences. It turns out that feces are mostly composed of water. The remainder, when coming from a healthy person - and in particular from your *own* body - has little risk of causing illness. Yes, you *can* get ill from eating shit but, as with being cautious about the STD status of your parther, if you make sure to only consume from somebody healthy, and just a little here and there, there isn't really a reason for concern. Assuming that the arousal you feel from doing so outweighs the possible problems, it's no different a risk than any number of other regular activities could be.

I started experimenting with shit a couple of years ago, although nothing major and only infrequently. I would occasionally wipe myself with a finger, or insert it, and then lick it off and swallow the small amount I found there. When surfing porn, I frequently finger myself and then lick it after - but rarely does that produce anything at all.

Interestingly, I've found that shit tastes a bit like bitter chocolate. It's not nearly as bad as I'd thought it would be from its smell. Even more interesting, once I discovered I didn't hate the taste, my perception of the smell itself also changed. Whereas before it smelled "like shit" I actually came to enjoy the aroma. (At least of my own.)

Just tonight, thanks to some like-minded contacts here whose example has "encouraged" me, I spent some time on the toilet very slowly squeezing out a piece the length of a finger into my hand. I had felt it when I inserted my fingers, so I knew it was there, but it was a suprisingly "difficult" process to work my muscles to expel it slowly without it just shooting out as I've had it do my whole life. (There is definitely a bit of a learning curve for anybody wanting to preserve it for use.) Before I could think better of it, I put it in my mouth. I left it there as I finished doing my business on the toilet. There was definitely a bit of a thrill. It was the first time I'd ever had a piece of shit in my mouth, and I liked the idea of what I was doing. However, at the same time, I was fighting against all of my years of conditioning against this very idea. I couldn't bring myself to do more than hold it in my mouth. I couldn't bring myself to squish any part of it with my tongue, let alone chew or swallow any of it. I finally ended up spitting it out and flushing it. At this point, I am both excited at having made progress towards the long-term goal of being able to legitimately call myself a "shit eater" (something that, perversely, sends shivers of pleasure through me at the thought) but also somewhat disappointed. I believe I will need to work on putting a much smaller quantity into my mouth next time and eating it. Once I can get myself used to the idea - and "decondition" my mental reactions - I think I'll have no problem handling this more easily.

As with drinking pee directly from the source, a long-term fantasy is to rim someone and then to eat their shit directly from them. I'm not a fan of messy scat, or of "smearing" - both of which seem to be the most popular of the genre. I'm only really interested in the consumption of scat, and mainly when deposited directly from the ass to the mouth.

Attractive Senior Scatartist seeks F any race as collaborator 2 create improvisational caviar/atm documentary produced aboard transcontinental North American train trip July 5 - July 8...1st class accommodations... tantric erotic colonic engagement to sublime rail rhythms...dirty copulation @79 mph in train roomette compartment with toilet & shower available...crave your lovely shit, piss and monthly blood around and through any appendage or orifice...messy anal, shared diaper and piss enema rock...

I confess... that I hooked up with a guy from craiglist last night. I'm 23yo and just onut of a 2 year relationship with my GF , I have always been Bi-curious. So when I saw my chance on craiglist I thought I'd take the first step and suck my 1st cock! [Boy was I wrong , this was going to be more than that!] I reaplied to the add and met him in the street he stated. He was a black lad , called Tyron. He said we could go back to his place. Which was only round the corner. It was a little run down place , he sat on the sofa and got his cock out. IT WAS HUGE!!! At least 11 inches and about as thick as my wrist. I got on my knees and he said "Well! Suck it then bitch?" And forced my head down on his bellend , I could barely fit the head in my mouth but i sucked and licked , I got my cock out too and started to wank off. He was groaning loud as i sucked and grabbed the back of my head with both hands and groaned "Deeper slut , deeper!" He started pulling my head by the hair as if sliding on a condom as his dark meat slid down my throat. I could barely breathe as he slid in the entire length, his balls were on my chin and my nose was against his belly. He then started to buck his hips and LITERALLY fuck my face , And before i choked to death he pulled out. I lay on the floor retching. He just said "get up , your not finished!" This time i was ready , he fucked my mouth harder this time , pushing my head with so much force he was literally fucking my throat. He stop thrusting and held my head speared on his cock , I heard him grunt , felt his balls tighten and his cum gushed down my throat. His hips bucked twice more and he let go of my head. I fell to the floor choking yet again , stomach and mouth filled with his seed. He wanked the last few drops of cum out on my face whilst I lay prone on the floor. He walked off and came back a few mins later with a towel and two cups of coffee. I thanked him for the towel , and sat on the chair and drank the coffee , he just looked at me and said "you suck well for a newbie!" , the coffee was bitter , i drank it all and my head swam. Then I passed out. When i woke up I was in pain , I was now naked in a room on a bed. Underneath me i felt the heat of a body and in my nether a humongous trunk of a penis was pumping me. I heard a voice to my left say "oh good the sluts awake" it was Tyron now naked with another black lad at his side. The lad to Tyron's sides cock was even bigger , he wanked his monsterous cock slowly , erect is looked 13 inches!!! Underneath me the black lad fucked his python even harder and deeper , it was like being fisted to the elbow. As the body below me pulled back the anxiety of the next thrust was overwhelming, then he slammed it back into me like a sledgehammer. Each thrust felt like explosives were going off inside me from my asshole through to my lower intestine. It was scary but exciting and pleasureable at the same time. I couldn't cry out in pleasure or pain as Tyron had stuffed my mouth again. I could barely breathe but the asphyxiation along with the monster pounding me... it was exhilarating! This carried on for 20/30 minutes , i could feel the sweat on the chest of the man below me , and the sweat dripping off of Tyrons face and chest dripped on me. Then the 3rd silent strange stepped up. I gasped and choked as he too fed his cable into my arse ,my hole had never been stretched so far in my entire life. At that point my cock went ridged and i could hold back no longer... I cried out like a banshee!!! It felt like my anal muscles were going to snap with these two hard hot pistons plowing me. They pumped me like this for over an hour , they were relentless. During that time I came twice ,spraying spunk all over my stomach and chest. The constant pummelling prostrate was the only enjoyment i recieved. These 3 black lads were trying hard to break me ,and they tried real hard. My heart was racing so hard it hurt and i was running out of breath faster that i could breathe it in. And then the avalanche started... Tyron came ,and then the two monsters in my colon exploded. I too came , so hard infact that i passed out. They must have used me all night because the next thing i remember is opening my eyes and i'm sat on a park bench , clothed. But with a wet feeling in my jeans which was a combination of my cum and their seed leaking outta my colon. My face and neck were still plastered with cum , and the salty taste was still in my mouth. I hailed a cab and it took me home , all sunday [today] , i have layed in bed with mixed emotions about the even, yes its was "gang rape" , but i the orgasms i had were the hardest of my life... Has anyone had anything like this happen to them?

Sperm question. 28F here. I know you can digest and get nutrition from swallowing cum. That's not the question. My question is if a guy cums in your ass and you hold it in for a while (hours... maybe a day...)does your colon absorb some or most of the semen and swimmers? I'm glad we have this site because I don't think this question would fly on Yahoo answers.
Thanks for your help in advance!
Kara

If we are serious about colonizing Mars I know a great way to get started. Send a couple of black guys up there, and open up a liquor store, and my ex other white chicks like her will move there and stay there. Now they probably won't have enough sense between them all to make change for a dollar but we got to start somewhere  . Party on Gartg.

a few weeks back i met a 72 year old man with 11 1/2 in cock to the balls and hes been busting my faggot ass for the last 3 weeks. and i love it. well last night he brought over a woman in her mid 50's not a bad looking woman for that age she must have had a tuck job because her tits stood up just like a 20 year olds would. but i dont think she had them implants. but anyway it was a blast she sucked my dick while he pounded me.
he as me if i ever had anyone piss up my ass before. i told him no a few have tried but couldnt piss while there dicks was squeesed by my ass hole. but he could try. and when he fucks me he pushes by something and ends up in my colon or lower testies or something. well he pushed all the way in balls deep while she sucked my dick and played with my balls. it was so cool knowing a female was watching me get ass fucked.
anyways i felt his dick growing in my ass then i felt him bust loose and filled my intestent or colon what ever he was in start feeling up and feeling hot and i came so hard she almost chocked. he kelp pissing as he pulled his dick out slowly he stoped just as the head was about to come out and i was cuming so hard but nothing was coming out but i was coming if you know what i mean if not i'm sorry dont know how to explane it.
then she started laughing and said this is going ot be fun seeing if i can hold it in long enough to get to the bath room. then it hit me OH SHIT and him too i guess. well we decided to move around and try and walk to the bath room with his dick still in me. we got off the bed ok but me trying ot walk with a log up my ass wasn't easy and hewasn't strong enough to carry me. well we made it down the hall and just as we hit the bath roon door he sliped out of my ass and i jumped into the shower but not before we made a big mess all over the floor. i squatted down and pusshed his piss out of my ass for what seemed like 5 minutes. then i sat on the pot and finnish the job every time i thought i was threw and stood up it would hit me again and i have to set down for a few again. I LOVED IT. I'm tellign you i was always scared of big dicks the biggest before him was about 8 inches and it scared me . but not now i cant wait untill my ass hole get loose enough where i can take a fist.

Lots of posts today calling American's stupid, etc. Is it time to remind you Europeans yet again how fucked up you really are? About the 500 plus years of misery you have brought to the world? It's fun reminding you that your history did not begin in 1945...that you have a long history of colonization, slavery, ethnic cleansing, genocide, oppression, etc. Brits are the worst. Germans and French not too far behind. Thats not to let the Dutch, Belgians and Italians off the hook. Its fun reminding you.

How to develop this method?
Menthos + coke in ass.

Possible ways:
1. Make sure it remains mostly inside - eg a belly extensions via colon route.
2. Use it as a quick messy enema method.

Anyway for safety reasons coke cannot remain inside more than several minutes as phosphoric acid and other materils easily damage the colon tissue.
But for a fast cleaning and minor irritation perfect.