Picture of my dirty little dick, for your pleasure.

So, I don't get it. I was out of town, went out for drinks and went to a strip club. This blonde cutie chats me up, she's running around naked. Of course she wants me to buy her drinks, par for the course right? Then she's talking about hooking up (which I thought they couldn't do). So I laughed, and was like "yeah you're not allowed to do that, just like I can't take your picture."
"you can take my picture if I give you permission..."
And I was like, "nah I'm good."
But she insisted, "I'm authentic, take my picture - pick me up when I get off at 12:30am, you got a room?"
So stupid me takes her picture and instantly I have two bouncers on me and I was literally thrown out on my ass. It was 11:20pm so I decided to wait and see if she would still want to hook up.
Sure enough she comes out and I get out of my car and wave to her, she waves back and comes up to me.
"I'm so sorry about that, I told them to let you back in but they said it was company policy to boot you, but hey, about that date - I have to get home but perhaps tomorrow?"
She kisses me on my cheek, and leaves. What the fuck was that even all about?
I have to confess, I'm confused. Was there some kind of scam? What am I missing here. No money was stolen - just about $30 on buying her drinks and another $20 for a lap dance with her (where she put her tits in my face and went upside down and poked my nose with her pussy).

So I am looking for some advice. How can I get my wife to let me cum on her pussy?

Message from the F�hrer: My Penis is Aryan.

I am a Bi-Male, married and in my early 30's.

I do not find men attractive, but happily play with cocks and suck them (not really into anal sex, but love getting rimmed)

The reason I am bi, is that when I was younger my friend and I experimented, we did this because we could not get any pussy and just wanted something more than continually wanking our dicks by ourselves.

Anyway, I have continued to like sucking cock as I have got older - but as I say I dont find men attractive, Sissy boys and TV's are more feminine and therefore more acceptable to me.

I have recently started talking to a local sissy and he is happy to live out a fantasy of mine, I will dominate him and control him in anyway I want & he will follow my orders.

To start with its just online buts he lives close and the plan is for this relationship to become physical very soon.

He too has a famale partner who knows nothing, but I am going to train him to become more and more submissive to her, eventually over time It would be great if she takes onboard that he is a slut who likes being used by men and women.

If his girlfriend embraces his submissive side, who knows she might be willing to dominate him with me?

This is real life not some bullshit story, so it will take a long time, many months maybe even a year or more, who knows.

Confession: I have a huge crush on my asian neighbor

I confess that I chat and get off with my wife’s stepsister. She’s a college tennis player and we started flirting about a year and a half ago. Nothing more than snaps still, but I cum to her all the time. 

Can someone make my crush pic xray?

My worthless ATM went out of service!

I’m  looking for a new atm if you may be interested message me. 

i wonder what it would feel like to plunge this knife into my soft tummy

Love showing my wife please enjoy

What are you say about my neighbour from Leoben, it seems that she doesn't notice me at all on the streers, what to do

MY Ex Was def the hottest mom / girl i have ever dated she did it all i conffess she turned out to be a dirty slut what do you think should i have satyed with her even thought she cheated on me??

I’m a 29 married mom and I’ve been fucking my boss. He’s 42 married and has kids. 

One night we went out with a few people from work. We have flirted a bit over time but this night was heavy on the flirting. It was a late night and as soon as the last person left his house, my boss turned to me and grabbed my ass. Grabbed me by the back of the neck and kissed me. Eventually we went to the living room and he made me suck his big cock. And it was definitely big. He wanted to go down on me and ate me till I came twice. Then he bent me over and started fucking me doggy. Hard. 

we did it all over the house. When he was ready he creampied me. About 15 mins later I figured I would go but he wanted more. He started fucking me again and eventually gave me a big facial. 
I went home at like 4 am with cream in me and on me. It was so hot. 

I thought that would be it. But we ended up sending sexy texts and pics back and forth. One day at work told me to wear a dress the next day so I did. I came in and shit the door. He flipped up my dress and started eating me. Eventually he bent me over his desk and creampied me again. I went back to work with it dripping down my leg. 

we did it one more time. He had a party and his wife passed out. After everyone left I stayed and sucked his dick in his kitchen. Then he wanted to put it in my ass and I let him. He came on my face again. Then told me he’d put it in his wife later that night. He sent me the proof. 

I can’t wait to fuck him again. 

Tell me what you you think of my wife!!!

my HUGE #whore ex gf.. tell me what youd do to her ;)

my wife

And it's beautiful, why else would I stick my thumb in it :P

I confess that I finally realized how fucked up I am.
I'm a 30yo male, virgin, dead-end job, into boys, no friends, live at home, etc. I guess the only good thing about me is that I'm not fat and ugly. Anyways, I started seeing a psychologist to understand why I'm such a fucking loser. After six months of therapy, my psychologist told me that I reminded him of Carrie. I don't know if that was an insult. I've seen the movie and I told him that all those characters that she wiped out got what they deserved so I don't see how comparing me to her is such a bad thing.
What do you guys think he meant?

I confess: I actually had sex with my cousin last weekend (will elaborate if you'd like). He is a year older than me, and we've always been close. (my dick is bigger than his though, LOL) I don't know what came over me, (besides him. LOL) but it's late over here tonight and I just got this urge to walk into this convenient store and ask the dude who works at the counter if he wanted to have sex. Never met the guy before in my life. Some scrawny young black dude. Wasn't even attracted to him, just wanted to fuck a negro. So I started chatting him up a bit, I could tell he was attracted to me. Then I just dropped the question, "Do you want to have sex right now?" (Lol) Dude wasn't expecting that at all. He kinda acted coy, then he got kinda mad and asked me to leave so I left haha. Truthfully, he's probably having second thoughts. He didn't look that bad in the face, but he had kind of a really thin body. Like anorexic maybe. I didn't mind though, I just wanted to fuck. Never done that before in my life, but it was kinda exhilarating. For the record, I'M TOTALLY NOT GAY. Me and my cousin, getting our drink on. (LOL)

I confess last night I went over to the apartment of this guy I barley know and let him fuck the shit out of me.

We have several mutual friends and had talked on facebook/texted a bit before but I'd never actually met him in real life. It was him and some of his friends (one of our mutual friend's ended up showing up too) and we were drinking and smokin and just hangin out. As the night wore on he and I went into his room where we fucked loudly and roughly for like, two hours. He slapped my ass as hard as he could and pounded into my pussy like his life depended on it. He wanted to cum on my face but I didn't wanna ruin my makeup, so I took his whole cock in my mouth and swallowed up all his cum. When I got home later I realized he'd fucked me so hard I was bleeding!

Now my pussy is SOOO fucking sore and all I can think about is letting him fuck me again, even harder. I'd love for him to choke me:)

Fir thighs , feet , and soles lovers 
What do u think about my sexy milf wife ? 

My wife ordered a strap on and it will be here today. I'm totally going to bitch out for her and she can't wait. I can't either!

what a throbbing hard on i got , my wife got so excited to see me this hard

Would you fuck my girls ass and what with?

My pregnant wifes tits! She is going to dildo fuck herself with all your dirty comments tonight!!

MY COCK

My ass or pussy. Which first??

My life will be complete if I can penetrate my aunt and fuck her till she cums. I'd prefer to go raw and cum inside her as well

i must say since i found my moms drawer of lingerie i want to fuck her so much it doesnt help the way she always wears loose cut tops and bottoms that show of that amazing ass ! any comments welcome i love talking about it since i will prob never get to do anything :/

Heres my confession....
Ive always had this thing for anal sex...Freudian psychology and his bullshit may play a roll but I was never touched or done wrong as a child, anyway...

The first time I had anal sex was with a girl in College...she really didnt like giving head but she loved sex..so one night in a drunkin talk I told her I wanted to stick her in the ass, she would be my first...she replied "its been a long time!" lol yeah right bitch you in college fucking everybody lolol... She agreed and I grabbed some "baby oil" lol...I was still using comdoms at the time so I gently proceeded to put myself inside of her...she moaned low and deep until it was all the way in :-) I started to stoke her gently as she told me to not go to fast. Soon after about 5 mins her asshole was open enough to pound!!! I absolutely loved it!!! Of course I came and that was it :-):-):-)

Alight so the next time we linked I told her I wanted to do it again she agreed but this time half way thru the anal session the condom broke. I felt it immediately but I couldn't stop myself...I kept going and it felt so so so so so so good. And actually before this point in my sexual history I had never raw sex..only protected so this sensation was very new :-):-):-):-):-):-):-)

Okay now here is my true confession....A few years later, I had sex with a chick and she was used to anal sex. I trusted her so I proceeded in her raw...about 15min later I looked down at my dick and it was becoming brown...at first I wanted to stop because I started to smell the odor but then I found myself not able to control myself...I LOVE DIRTY ANAL SEX!!!! ITS JUST SOO RAW and NASTY. I LUV I LUV I LUV....I begin to fuck her harder and harder harder and busted a big ass nut in her ass. She then bent over and pushed it all out...I almost fainted from excitment!
My Confession!!!

So, I'm a student in the United States attending full time and holding down one of those bullshit on campus jobs. Last year I was working and trying to support myself (no parental help) and I pulled down a little less than $12,000 gross income. When I try to go to school and get out of this entry-level bullshit, I apply for FAFSA just like any other student, and am looking to get enough in grants and loans to cover my school fees totaling about $11,000 and change per semester. I got a few scholarships, and FAFSA denies me any financial hardship consideration? No PELL Grant, about 2 grand in stafford unsub, and that's about it. I get instant denial for private loans (because I have no cosigner) and when I ask "how can I improve my credit, so I can get these loans," I'm met with "Well, to improve your credit and chances of approval, you can pay off loans on time." And yet...I can't get a loan to pay off? Now is it me, or am I stuck in the biggest catch 22 clusterfuck? I mean really, what am I supposed to do here? I'm no idiot by any stretch of the imagination, and I'd like to think I have the tiniest shred of common sense. This whole system is just...beyond me. I can't even understand the thought process behind it.

So, if anyone has any wisdom to share on how to get myself out of this financial aid clusterfuck, I'd love to hear it.

I confess I want to hear what nasty shit you'd do to my wife.

After picking her up in a bar back at my hotel waiting for the elevator she's already got her panties off.

I confess that I really wish my own Mom would get into Porn, so I could watch her get fucked by a bunch of random dudes.

Tarryn my ex has a nice pussy. Who would fuck it?

Becky lynch made my cock super hard 

Wwyd to my mom's ass,please show and tell

Fuck I need my pussy eaten and played with so fucking bad. My daddy isn't here and I need some tongue action right now. Is there any girls that wanna chat? I need some girl fun

Where my San Diego peeps at? Hit me up.

If you haven’t seen her account, whew this girl has drained my balls more than 20 times 

My moms huge tits

Want to be added to my cumpilation?

My new favorite thing is to find married men on CL and show off for them in my gf's panties.Always on toe or email, never in person. In return, they send me pics of their wife or her panties. They often tell me how they'd like to either suck my cock or watch me fuck their wife...
Are many married men curious in this way?

Lately my husband has been asking me to finger fuck his ass and I do it without hesitation. Mainly because I enjoy satisfying him and I get extremely aroused watching him squirm under my finger slowly going in and out of his tight asshole.
However he just confessed (in the heat of passion) that he'd like me to fuck him in the ass w/a strap-on *shock stammer*
Don't get me wrong I love making my husband happy, but at what cost to myself? My luck he'd enjoy being ass fucked so much he'd end up leaving me for a man; or decide he's bisexual.
Should I fullfill his request?

I would love to wrap. My mouth around this girls beautiful cock and suck her until she shoots a load of cum into my mouth

Check out my gallery of asses if you want to see some nice gaps. Gaps, if you don't know are the spaces inbetween girls thighs right under their pussies. A girl has got to have an ass to have one; skinny bitches rarely have them.

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Im looking for fakes of my hot sister inlaw, i had many chances to mess around with her over the years but never did cause i loved my wife and was a faithful husband. About a year ago i found out my wife had been having an affair and since then its been an ugly divorce but i find myself thinking about what could have been so i would lake some hot gakes of my SIL Ally with white males so i can imagin its me, also if anyones interested i can post some pics of my wife for some FF and FFM fakes of her and my SIL with eachother and white male to imagine its me just ket me know if your up to the challenge. Also i can award two nudes of my SIL for anyone that fakes for me. Already have a separate post from a year ago and figure its easier to link to it rather then repost all the pics of her so here you go and hope to see some great fakes soon!

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You know I confess I have lived for many years with several imaginery friends and pets, I am very happy with this situation, I just invent whomever I want to be with or speak to and bingo life's perfect. I am not married, live alone and have no real friends just my imaginary life ! I am new here and at first glance it seems like a great place for a 'second life' or 'alter ego' kind of experience. I plan to make up an imaginery identity here when I work out what the focus of motherless is - I'm guessing sexual deviancy hehe ! Anyway back to my imaginary real life friends, does anyone else follow this kind of lifestyle, there certainly appear to be a lot of very intelligent fantasists on this site! I would love to get advice on how to make the most of it. Many thanks in advance! Jason, Leicester UK.

I confess that whilst having one of my sisters friends staying in my house last week, I went through her panties and jerked off with a sexy little g-string she'd worn the day before wrapped around my cock. I wonder if she felt the cum stain when she went to wash them...

does newon have an opinion about what culur my car shood be tomorrow. i was thinking too hard earlier and it made my nose bled, or something bled im not realy sure all i know for certainly is that i saw REDman. big tyme, big tyme. anywho, what say you, a red mustang? fuck i should of wore a face cover thing like whos that one guy on tmnt? he, well. fuck where was i. oh ya. did someone just knock out the global positioning satelite cause i could have sworn my super man ex boy fran was right next to that spot neer the two streets next to some water. or maybe itwas a fence. lol doesnt make sence to inject smack in my thighs i guess. oh fuck it. me makes the rules now. evefyone. fuck, wood you people stop blocking my mind before i give birth to some danimals. err. shit did everyone just here that.......... my ass

My fat cunt wife is a lazy massive counted sloth who does nothing but fucking cunt me off today. Well done you fucking pathetic useless cunt you have returned to your old self. Hope you get all you want cunt. This time I’m leaving lol. Time for an upgraded partner with loyalty and a tight cunt. Fuck I don’t even care I just want to leave. Fuck you cunt I told you once a fucking cunt always a fucking emotionally devoid attention whore. Hope you get aids and then die from sti’s all over your fat mediocre at best old body.

my girlfriend is a horny slut and i want to know what you all think of her?? comment and i will expose my whore more

This is my girlfriend, what would you do to her ?
Do you want more pictures ? I have thousands !
Tell me everything !

Hey guys, yesterday was my 20th bday. I like traveling, cars, 420, video games, and more! Talk to me!!

THIS is my AUNT.. she is a fucking whore with big tits... anyone else thinks she is a whore??

I confess i am in my 40's now and have lost all desire to ever have sex again. I am not angry about it at all which is surprising to me. It might be a phase or might be something that lasts the rest of my life i don't know.

I was a whore dog most of my life with a crap load of one night stands and some relationships along the way but none of them really satisfied me and i lost interest in them fairly quickly.

I wonder if it is because those relationships i did have were so stressful and negative with all the power struggles and bullshit that comes along with it that i just want to distance myself from the whole thing.

I am serious i have felt this way for a couple of months now, i really could not care less if i ever date, ever make love, ever fuck, ever have another female in my life again. I am just happy as it is, surprising i feel this way because i just never thought i would.

Anyone else go thru this?