Ha ha ha ... Killing Keenan Cahill .. that fucking litte youtube twrep

http://youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=J-AyIqMkKB4

i like killing chickens

i killed a snail :(

I pretend I don't care he loves someone else but inside it is KILLING me. And we're only fuck buddies.

one hour I tried to write a confession more outraging then anything I can imagine, but I always end up with massmurdering, childabusing, copyright violating dragons
so the most outraging I can say is:

Inet killed my freaking fantasy

*ahh fuck!!!!

Fuck guns they kill people you can kill your family members by mistake. I don't own a gun & never will my home is gun free. The republicans love guns they love to kill people.

I would kill for a mother to bless my cock with her mouth 👄 and 🐈

i have the cure to the cancer that is killing /b/
it will cost you 5000 internets, moot.

I confess: Why are those goddamn filthy niggers always killing the hot white teachers? Newsflash, niggers: this ain't the jungle where your gorilla relatives still live. This is the U.S. where you can buy your meat in the grocery store. You don't have to kill a hot white teacher every time you get hungry!

Fucking niggers!

Do you like my sister's big fat tits? I know she's my sister,but I love spying on her and catching her when she is changing,and Ive caught her coming out of the shower. I cant help it I love big tits,and she has the biggest out of anybody I know. Sorry, gotta cover her face, she would kill me

I confess that I killed my neighbor's dog because it barked too much. I dipped some doggy treats in antifreeze and threw it over the fence over a course of a month. My neighbors are devastated and the best part is that the dog was a pitbull. I hope that lil fucker suffered!

I think about suicide alot. I think I'm probably going to kill myself within the next month or so. I'm pretty sure everyone will be better off without me.

I want to fuck Gillian Anderson (X-Files star) more than I want to fuck anyone in the world. I would kill, or commit any crime to be able to fuck her over and over.

This place is no longer pushing boundaries, it is in fact, because of the goody goody self appointed censors, just like all the other 10 a penny, bog standard porn sites. You could stick a pin in the screen and find a thousand sites just like it ( not recommended for fellow Mac users but OK for those with a PC) Censorship kills controversy, exchange of views, intellectual debate, artistic expression and can lead to a low sperm count and impotence in teenage boys and a desire to help out around the house instead of spanking the monkey all day. So come on guys, get some fucking balls and get your depraved shit on here. This has been a post by the 'Centre for Unfulfilled Net Tossers' or CUNT for short.

Whenever I see someone not making an informed decision I want to kill them, people who would gladly throw their life away don't deserve to live. This is especially true with politics, I fucking hate liberals and new conservatives and wish they would all die.

I confess that I think all the people protesting Zimmerman's NG are the same people who were dancing in the streets when O.J. got his after killing Nicole and Ron.

My ex-boyfriend called me over saying he loved me and he missed, and dropped every line he could think of like I love you, i miss you, i wanna take care of you, move in with me, let me love you, etc. This was while I still had a boyfriend. Then after his failed attempts at eating me out and fucking me agin, he covered my nek in hickeys and I left. The next day, he alls to borrow money and I hear a girl in the background. I asked and his response? "Oh that's my girlfriend. She's moving in next week. I got her pregnant, so she's moving in. We've beenn together about a month." I AM SO PISSED AT HIM FOR THOSE HICKEYS AND ALL THE LIES AND I WISH HE WOULD ROT IN HELL AND THEN IM GONNA FIND HIS BICTH ASS GIRLFRIEND AND BEAT HER SENSELESS AND ATTEMPT TO KILL THE UNBORN BABY IN THE PROCESS. Is that violent? Do I have the right? Is my anger justified?

I confess if your going to rape a women rape a pregnant one. If you tell them your going to kill the baby they do any thing you tell them. And not cry out.Even when you rape them in the ass. I did it last night it was the best rape sex I ever had. try it.

I hate myself for being such a lousy human being. Why can't I be normal??? Why does my inner sole want to punish me for being me?? Each night I dream that I am dying in the most vile way.......... I wake in a sweat, choking on imagined smoke, wondering why I can't seem to clear my throat. I served in the forces honourably but seem to carry that stigma with me. Why is that?? What did I do wrong? What did WE do wrong?
My wife is frightened of me, she says nothing, she does nothing but the fear is there, I can tell. She knows my back ground, and knows I will never hurt her. God bless her for sticking with me.

Why haven't I got the guts to kill myself and rid the world of my presence??? Why does my sole continue to haunt me - only doing my designated job seems so pointless a reason, and NO I recognise it isn't an excuse either.

I confess that I have erectile dysfunction, and it's ruining my life. Everything was OK just a few years ago when my performance started go get worse. Now I don't even try to have sex, because I can't finish. I was stupid, and ashamed, so I didn't go to the doctor right away, but it didn't make any difference when I did. Health care is shit in my country. I'm waiting months for examinations, and months to get the result, again months to show the doctor the results, I'm just waiting, and nothing happens really. I would pay for a faster/better way, but I can't afford it.

I don't know what to do. I don't even try dating with anyone because I only end up being a disappointment. Even if sex is not everything in a relationship it's necessary.

This whole situation makes me hate my life. I don't see the future I was hoping for when I was young. You know, having a family, a volvo, a dog and a house in the suburbs. I only see a lonely bitter guy alone in his apartment trying to figure out how he should end his misery.

I don't know what to do. My doctor told me that I shouldn't use any medical solution until they know what exactly is wrong, and even if I could take a few pill it might give me a few hours of pleasure but it won't fix the problem. What really kills me is that I can't do nothing. I'm just waiting maybe the doctors figure out something, until that my life has no value...

Sorry guys, I had to write this down, it actually made me feel better a bit. You don't have to tell me in comments that I'm a pathetic waste, I already know that.

what a fucking sick piece of shit. did he kill her...? I hope he gets hung like that himself and ass raped by another guy

I don't own a gun, never needed a reason to (most of the time), but if I did, I DEFINATELY would not want to loose that right in the face of our oppressive friendly neighborhood government that has a excessively strong compulsion to maintain law and order no mater what the cost. If anything, I think we should fucking disarm our government!

So for those of you young anti-gun activists who are so but-hurt about the faults of humanity, here is a little tidbit for those of you that are ether too young or ignorant of history. Hell, I was even a kid when this shit happened.

Southern California State
Feb. 1968
3 dead, 27wounded

Jackson State
May 1970
2 dead, 12 wounded

Kent state
May 1970
4 dead, 9 wounded

Southern University
Nov 1972
2 dead, 2 wounded

After the Kent state shootings, the attorney general John Mitchell said there was no need to explore the killings because he knew in advance the causes couldn’t possibly be the national guard or the police.
The FBI investigation report subsequently proved that there were no shots fired by the students and there was grave culpability on the part of the guard.
Needless to say, Washington did nothing about it.

I confess my hemorrhoids are fucking killing me.

Every Time You Masterbate God Kills A Kitten.

I fucked a police officer, when she was very drunk she confessed to me that she had killed a man in the line of duty, it was so exciting to fuck a woman who has killed a man, I hope I can catch more police or soldiers with murders Of men, I felt so powerful

i just shit so loud with the windows open that the neighbors woke up and turned a light on. my ass is awesome when the roids aren't killing me.

I confess that my 16 year old son got his 16 year old girlfriend pregnant. She decided she wanted to keep it but I wasn't going to let her fuck up my kid's life. I launched a vicious campaign against her through Facebook and Twitter by adopting various handles. It was quite fun. I also gave out her cell number to guys on Omegle. I would spread rumors that she was a whore, that my son was cheating on her and was planning on dumping her, that her baby was going to be born retarded because of drugs, that she was sexually molested by her dad, she was fucking black guys, etc. She almost got her ass beat by a couple of girls too. I tormented her so badly that she tried killing herself but ended up causing herself a miscarriage. It still makes me laugh.

so will motherless be effected tomorrow with the whole international DNS issue caused by malware thats finally being shut down by the Feds?

or should we just expect the usual daily issues that basically render it useless for long enough periods of time to kill any resemblance of a boner

This beautiful unlucky bitch is 21-year-old Andrea Rebello. A nigger broke into her home and killed her. The nigger got himself killed too.

I like jerking off to pics of dead women that make the news. There's another bitch named Nichole Cable that just got killed recently, but that whore is 14 years old so I won't post her pic. But google that shit. She's hot. You can tell she'd swallow cum.

I confess this chicks ass is in the top 10 best asses I have ever seen!

These girls kill me with all the booty shaking they are doing now with those perfect bubble butts!!

Him a handing out to you a just one solution,
A new revolution of a mass execution.
Smart bomb in the hand of stupidity,
I didn't know that this was hereditary.
Him a one man Texas chainsaw massacre,
If you're gonna vote him in to be your governor.
But you nah need vote when wi Jeb it's won,
Him a kill, him a steal, him a lie, him a bomb.

Him say that there ain't no money for education,
This a two step back in progress of creation.
Now we see you're not afraid to cheat and lie,
Sexing up the propaganda on your alibi.
Him a smug bastard and you know that I hate him,
Head up the buttock of a backward nation.
I can decide for myself what I think is wrong,
When him a kill, him a steal, him a lie, him a bomb.

Him a chimp in a three-piece suit.

Hey, I'm a male thirty year old, morbidly obese German virgin, with no perspective, no meaningful experiences and no will to live. I'm studying something in the general IT area and am still living at home. I have no fun doing anything anymore and no hint that any of it all will get better. My current "hobbies" (ways to make time pass) include masturbating (favorites are pissing and scat), watching movies and sleeping.
Tell me something to not kill myself.

I love watching chicks take it in the ass, but fuck! I hate when I start watching a nice ass then find that it's a clip of a chick taking a shit - it makes me want to fucking puke. It's one of the few perversions I just cannot relate to. There is just nothing sexy about shit. For you few, and I mean few, people who life shit - fuck are you sick! Eat shit, smell shit, you are shit. I say that all, because I know that will turn you on. So more power to you, but for me, keep the shit out of the videos, or at least warn us in the titles. No better way to kill my hardon than to see shit when I don't expect it.

I confess that I fantasize about removing my wife's underwear in her sleep and placing some ants in her cunt.

The closest I got was:
One evening we had sex in our living room. she was on all fours, her face planted firmly in the sofa and her ass raised high up in the air, I was "keeping her busy" with my fingers when my eye caught a slow-flying mosquito. without thinking I reached out with my free hand and caught it, being careful not to kill it.

I then placed the stunned-wing-broken insect on her asshole and hoped it would bite. Alas the poor creature was too shocked and just wandered aimlessly, I stretched her cunt lips open and put it directly on her clit thinking maybe the blood-rich area will trigger the biting instinct.... nothing. At this point I saw she was starting to get suspicious so I gave up and just used my finger to rub and crash the poor thing on her clit until she came.

Attached some candid images of her that I took on another occasion.

http://imagebam.com/gallery/l10we51nqx1eo5fsff70awjbrvafwnv1/

I killed Jerry Falwell.

Damien: Everybody hates me!
Mr.Mackey: Why do you suppose that is?
Damien: Because I'm the son of the devil!
Mr.Mackey: Uh huh that's a good start, why else?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr.Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey.
Mr.Hankey: Aaaaah
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny! Dude, Kenny is dead.
Chef: Hello there children. Let me sing you a little song:
I'm gonna make love to you woman
Officer Barbrady: Well you ain't Fiona Apple,
and if you ain't Fiona Apple I don't give a rat's ass.
Reporter: What would drive a man to such a disgusting act?
Some Woman: My god that's disgusting!
Stan: Whoa dude, how do you have sex with a chicken?
Stan: At least im not a little pig fucker.
Cartman: God damn it!
Stan: Dude!
Kyle: Huh Sick
Mr.Hankey: Aaaah
Cartman: You get you bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some pie!
Mr.Garrison: You got to hell!
Stan: You butt plug.
Kyle: Damn!
Cartman: Well screw you too.
Cartman: Well?
Ms.Cartman: Sure Hun.
Cartman: Kick Ass!
Cartman: Hey, ill blow your freakin head off you peice of crap!
Mr.Mackey: I mean your one screwed up little kid, do you understand?
Cartman: He is a very disturbed little boy.
Ms.Cartman: You want some Cheesy Poofs?
Cartman: Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!
Ms.Cartman: You can have a eensy weensy bit can't you?
Cartman: Well?
Ms.Cartman: Just a weensy eensy woo-woo?
Cartman: Okay!
Ms. Cartman: I bought you some Cheesy Poofs and Happy tarts!
Cartman: God Damnit!
Ms.Cartman: Just a weensy eensy woo-woo?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr.Garrison: What kind of sick weirdo are you?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: Say some thing Mr. Hankey.
Mr.Hankey: Aaaah!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.
Mr.Garrison: Dumb ass, what a retard!
Stan: You fat fuck!
Kyle: Screw You.
Stan: Dude.
Mr.Garrison: Don't be such a little wuss!
Officer Barbrady: Fruitcake!
Cartman: Bitch.
Wendy: No, I'm not acting like a freak!
Cartman: Well I was standing out in a field and I had this huge satellite dish
sticking out of my butt, and then there were hundereds of cows and aliens, and
then I went up on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye!
Stan: What the hell are you talking about!
Mr. Garrison: There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!
Wendy: Barf is gross!
Cartman: Nobody gives a rat's ass!
Pippins: Lunchy munchy hmm!
Stan: Oh yeah? Well at least my moms not on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!
Cartman: Damnit, would you shut the hell up?
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Starvin' Marvin: Yeah I want da cheezy poof!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny!
Mr.Hankey: Howdy Ho!
Stan: Oh my god they killed Kenny. Dude, Kenny is dead.
Cartman: Son of a bitch.
Jesus: Yay, believe in me, and ye shall find peace, the way is paved with gold for ye who seek truth!
Ring Announcer: Wearing very very black trunks...the king of all that is evil...
Towns People: Barbara Striesand, Barbera Striesand!
Barbera Striesand: I'm Barbera Striesand!
Chef: Barbera Striesand?
Leonard Maltin: Barbera Striesand.
Kyle: Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the baby!
Leonard Maltin: Leonard Maltin.
Leonard Maltin: Sydney Potier.
Chef: Sydney Potier?!
Stan: Oh yeah.
B.S.: Your some little hick!
Stan: You ugly skank!
Cartman: Damn your black heart, Barbera Stiesand! Hey! Why dont you stop dressin' me up like a mailman, and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed!

I'm fucking pissed. I just found out that this US Marine that I've chatted with got arrested in a sting operation for soliciting sex with minors. We both have profiles on a site similar to this one and that's where we chatted. He wasn't too bright, obviously, but he was a sweet kid who is just a horny sexual libertine.

Some fucking douchebag Homeland Security agent created a fake profile on the site, told my Marine friend that he had a son and a daughter who he was raising as cumsults who loved to suck their daddy's cock and invited the Marine to come visit and join in. This poor, dumb kid thought he'd struck gold and had met a real father who was head of a sex-positive household and just wanted to join in the fun.

What the fuck is Homeland Security doing running pedo stings, anyway? Have the smelly foreigners from the part of the world where bedsheets pass as casual wear been so lacks in their attempts to kill Americans that Homeland Security are now the small town cops who hand out traffic tickets for trumped-up violations like they're goddamn Jehovah's Witness Watchtower pamphlets because they have nothing better to do? Last time I checked, the purpose of Homeland Security was to keep the camel jockies from committing acts of terror . . . NOT ARRESTING HORNY U.S. MARINES FOR TRYING TO GET THEIR DICKS WET!!!!

That poor boy's life is over.

Bastard fucking Puritanical cunt-sniffing Pat Robertson's-dusty-old-butthole-licking addlepated fart-huffing ignorant ass-backward mosquito-raping dickless fuck-face shit-eaters!!! It makes me wish there was a god, so that the judgmental, unethical twat-wrinkles that support this unjust justice system could rot in Hell for eternity, getting ass-raped by sperm whales.

Fuck You, Dickworms! Fuck you in your fat, fucking assholes!!!

I confess that I hunted and killed a pigeon at work today.. Fucker didn't have a chance

Fox 2. Pigeons 0.

Fox
F4: The Enforcer

>no health care
>whites are a minority
>massive debt
>can't get elected unless you believe in Bronze Age fairy tales
>slavery and mass murder of indigenous people
>kill brown children in wars for cheap oil
>play a "sport" where large black men wear armour and grab each others' genitals
>no culture
>take credit for winning both world wars when you only played a minor role
>assassinates citizens with drones
>shoots kindergardeners on a yearly basis
>average citizen owns at least 3 guns
>still uses imperial system
>still tortures
>still has death penalty
>quarter of the population is in prison
>banana republic levels of income inequality
>high crime despite wealth
>high poverty despite wealth
>injecting chemicals into ground for cheap gas
>builds wood-houses and uses overground electricity
>majority of population denies evolution
>draconian levels of military spending
>mutilate their babby's genitals
>3rd world murder rate
>govt regularly starts a war every few years, typically with faked evidence for cheap oil
>govt can legally tap your phone
>govt can legally know what websites you visit and what books you got from the library
>govt can search your room if you drew a picture of a weapon

one time my friends put laxatives in my soup and when i found out i shat in their shoes .
they got so pissed the held me down and told me im fat so i killed myself

A little while ago Daddy decided it was time for some new pictures of his little girl, but He couldn’t decide what He wanted the focus of them to be. He helped me get all dressed up in my school girl outfit and Mommy did my hair and makeup so I could be pretty for Daddy. He and i killed some time snuggling on my bed and replied to a few messages. I was snuggled up with Daddy’s old teddy bear too. Daddy remembered how jealous i was that my big sis got to pose with Teddy so he asked if i wanted to take some pictures with him too. We took a couple of me sitting with Teddy, and then Daddy had to leave the room for a bit to take care of something for Mommy.

When Daddy came back he opened the door to the sight of both Teddy and Whiskers (my kitty) ganging up on me. Teddy was face down between my breasts and Whiskers had his nose in my pussy. Daddy laughed at me and called me a silly kitten. Knowing this had been a fantasy of mine he pulled the camera back out and started to take photos as Teddy and Whiskers continued to have their way with me…

Whiskers pulled his nose out of my pussy and went over to my hiding spot for the special toys Daddy gets for me and pulled out one of my glass toys. He slid the toy into me slowly and began to fuck me with it. Although whiskers had seen me play with the toys from Daddy before, he had never been so naughty as to try and use them on me... It felt so good… While Whiskers was sliding the glass dildo in and out of my tight little pussy Teddy kept himself busy sucking on my nipples and fondling my breasts. If I had to guess I’m sure Teddy put Whiskers up to this, Whisker’s has never been this forward… Teddy has seen a lot over the years and has absolutely no shame.

The two of them switched places and Teddy showed off his huge purple cock, you wouldn’t think a teddy bear his size could have such a giant dick… His cock is girthy and veiny and just the right length, perfect for a good hard fucking. Teddy fucked me harder and harder while Whiskers demonstrated some of his tongue work on my nipples.

Teddy had a good long time with me, but Daddy decided it was his turn so Teddy joined Whiskers up at my breasts and they each took to licking, and nibbling one with a passion. Daddy moved between my legs and started teasing my slit with his hard cock to get it all wet with my juices. When Daddy’s cock was as soaked as my pussy he started slowly easing it in. Once the head of Daddy’s cock cleared the threshold he shoved the rest in so fast he landed square on my cervix and made me gasp. It felt amazing….

Daddy pounded my little cunt for a long while like that and suddenly pulled out so He could regain control. He made me stand up on the bed against the wall and then lay down on the bed under me so He could be a little pervert looking up my schoolgirl’s skirt and playing with himself. When Daddy was fully satisfied with his view he had me lay down. Daddy started to undo the rest of the buttons on my shirt one at a time while whispering naughty things to me, encouraging me to play with and fondle my wet little hole and clit... I play with myself for Daddy until i’m on the edge of cumming and He tells me to stop.

After Daddy told me to stop he ordered me to clean my fingers off… I enthusiastically licked and sucked all of my juices from my fingers. When i was done He had me pinch and pull on my nipples and as i did so Daddy stuck his cock next to my face and made me start licking and sucking on it. I got Daddy to the edge of releasing into my mouth and then he pulled away. I pouted in disappointment as i love the way Daddy’s juices taste on my tongue… I sat up and cuddled with Whiskers for a bit, but the wily kitty wormed and kissed his way down my body until i was sitting on his face. Daddy let Whiskers lick me for a while, and then pushed me back down on the bed and pounded my pussy until we blissfully climaxed together. As i am laying there floating in pleasure and full of Daddy’s cum Teddy crawls over my body and licks my cunt clean of both of our juices…

*I am actually over 18, and those are not pets, but stuffed animals in the story.

this killed me http://crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/28481-pcps-a-helluva-drug

When I was in middle school, some friends of mine were discussing rumors about the people who lived next to me--it was said they abused the children they babysat. Not wanting to feel left out, I told them about how, when I was over there, I watched as the son violently shook the baby rocker back and forth. This much was true. What I neglected to mention, however, was that there was no baby in it at the time.

Unbeknownst to me, my English teacher was standing behind us, eavesdropping. She took great interest, and made me repeat my story--first to her, then to the social worker. Not wanting to be labeled a liar, I repeated the same lie over and over.

My neighbors were subsequently investigated. As far as I know, no charges were brought. But, it certainly killed their babysitting business. And my mother and I were the subject of many threats and insults for years to come.

Since then, I have been nothing but brutally honest...no matter what the consequences.

I have come to the realisation that society has come to a end. We all wanted freedom. Freedom to do what we want when we want. And all on made up debt
 That includes porn. But look at where we are. Better men fought in trenchers and where killed fighting for rulers who couldnt give a shit if they lived or died
 And what do there offspring do. Post things like there own daughters for others to jerk off to
 Its fucking over. The west is finished. And it will happen and this decedant spoilt bunch of perverts will not even see it coming . But it will happen and i for one welcome it

(Parody of The Night Before Christmas written by Clement C. Moore)

T'was the fright before Christmas. No one upset me
With a big bowl of popcorn, watching TV

I stretched, gave a yawn, settled back in my chair,
In hopes that St. Nicholson soon would be there.

The children were lying awake without sleep
They'd seen all his movies. He gives 'em the creeps.

I'd cued up Cukoo's Nest with my trusty remote,
To the part where he had all the nuts in the boat.

When out in the yard there arose such a noise,
I turned off the TV to see what it was.

And what to my wondering eyes should approach?
But the Los Angeles Lakers and Pat Riley, their coach.

The limo was racing; the team at it's heels.
That's when I saw him the man at the wheel.

He ranted and cursed. Waved round his swizzle stick.
And I knew in a second it must be Jack Nick.

More rapid than the Celtics, these Lakers they came.
He screamed like a madman and called them by name:

'Now Magic, now Worthy, now Scott and Kareem
On Cooper, on Rambus, and the rest of the team.'

Down the chimney St. Nicholson came with a groan.
Then he brushed off the soot and said, 'Honey I'm home!'

He was wearing a trench coat. With beer it was stained.
And shirt clawed to shreds by Shirley McLaine

He had a fat face, and flabby beer belly
From too many trips to the bar and the deli.

'It's tough when an actor becomes fat and lazy.
I only get calls to play weirdoes and crazies'

And middle-aged has beens with washed up careers.
But I'll fix 'em all and play Santa this year.'

And with that he buried his head in the sack
And said, 'Let's see what you get from your old buddy Jack.

'A hatchet for Daddy,' he reared back his head,
'To scare all those little buggers upstairs in bed.

'And a stiff drink for Mommy, in a nice tall glass.
She could really use something to kill that bug up her chimney!'

With a wink of his eye and a twist of his face,
He threw all the stockings into the fireplace.

What could I do? What could I say?
What would I wear on my feet Christmas Day?

I asked for a reason, and turning his head,
He looked straight at me, and here's what he said:

'Why? Do you wanna' know why? Do you really wanna' know why, Pal?

'I'll tell you why. When you're out Christmas shopping. You know, doing your little Christmas things with all your little Christmas friends, spreading all that Christmas cheer with those stupid Christmas songs. Did you ever stop and think of picking up a little something for old Jack, huh? Did you ever stop to think of what Jack might like for Christmas?

'You know, Jack, from the movies, up on the big screen? Pouring his heart out, giving it everything he's got, day in and day out, just trying as hard as he can to bring a tiny little bit of sunshine into your miserable, little hum-drum lives. Did you ever think of good old Jack, huh, for a second? No, not once! Maybe old Jack just wasn't that good, huh? Maybe I wasn't good enough in The Postman Always Rings Twice. Acted my guts out for you in that one! Cuckoo's Nest, The Shining, Witches of freaking Eastwick, Prizzi's freaking Honor! All for you pal, just to brighten things up for ya!

'Not good enough though is it? No, you want me to brighten up the Christmas season too, huh? Isn't that what you want, Pal?

'Okay, let's make things real bright around here! What do you say we decorate the tree? String up these pretty lights here! Oh, she's looking brighter already! Why don't we take this cute little angel and ram her on the top branch huh? Ha ha ha! How about some gasoline for the whole freaking thing? I mean let's make her just as bright as she can be! What do you say we light her up, and chuck her through the old picture window here, huh, pal? No sense in having a tree as bright as all that and not giving the neighbors a chance to see, don't ya think, huh?

'There, aren't you glad old Jack stopped by? Huh, huh, huh? Ha!'

The flames towered brightly in the cold wintery sky,
As he made for his limo and bade his goodbye.

And an age may unfold ere I fail to regret
That visit from St. Nicholson. Which I'd sooner forget.

But I swear by the goose bumps upon my skin
That I'll always remember that devilish grin.

And his voice crying out ere he faded from sight,
'Merry Christmas to all, and I hope I never see you again as long as I live, for crying out loud!'

I confess all I want for Christmas is to survive it without killing my boyfriend.

Fuck whalewars. Those assholes are terrorists. Japan is an island and they have to utilize the resources they have at hand. They have been eating whales for fuckin eons, they have children to feed for pete's sake. If those pirates came and confronted my ship I would bind their feet and throw them into the ocean. Personally, I would love to eat whale meat. They are just big dumb fish. Humpback whales alone eat 36,500,000,000 pounds of food a year. I say kill all those damn whales and give that 36 billion pounds of food to the poor or mcdonalds of something. Damn, I hate whales

Shooting instructor killed by an infant firing an Uzi sub-machine gun... ROFL!!! Serves the cunt right. What kind of sick fuck teaches little kids to fire lethal weapons? What the hell is the matter with the USA, FFS?

I hope all the gun-fondling NRA psychos will hang their heads in shame - but they won't, because their lust for guns trumps every other emotion that a NORMAL HUMAN BEING would feel. The best news is that there is one fewer of these sick fucks in the world today.

I just came home from killing everyone in the world... Sorry! Where the fuck am I going to get my curly fries?

My sister is pregnant. Her boyfriend of 4 months is black. She told me this morning and told me not to tell our dad. He will kill her if he knows it’s going to be a mixed baby. Should I tell him or let her?

Fuck, marry ,kill... choose?

My ex... fuck,marry,kill?

i fantasise about killing nearly every person i talk to, this includes family members, i go into alot of detail too

I wish all these child porn lovers would kill themselves

Is there a site/fourm that has something like a "help me find this porn" section? My Google-fu didn't turn up anything useful. I'll give a description of it here. Maybe one of you have seen it.

It was back in the Kazaa/Limewire days. It starts off with a blond sitting in a directors chair reading to read a script for an audition. She thinks its a normal movie. As she reads it, it starts to concern her, she is clearing reading a porn script. She says something like "this is something I'd rather not do" but the "director" tells her to keep reading. She reads more sexy porn words and again states that this is not what she was wanting to audition for. The director pushes her on...

That's where my download was killed and I never could find it again. Don't ask me why I've had this weird lingering obsession to find this but, hey, I wanna see it!

I confess, i tried to kill myself earlier this week. I wanted to OD on the acetaminophen in Lortab10s. I looked it up and about 4 grams is the dosage where it starts to induce liver failure. I took 12 pills, or 6 grams. After about 15 minutes i got kinda woozy, like a weird drunk like feeling, not really slurred speech or stumbling around, but more of a slowed brain activity feeling. I went to go lay down, and i woke up about ten hours later. My wife said she noticed me tossing and turning real badly while i slept, but nothing too out of the ordinary. I then got ready and went in to work. While there, i took the last of what i had, 10 pills, so 5 grams. I wish i had taken all 11 grams that morning. Now its been about three days and i feel fine. Well, fine for me. I have a lot of ailments and i'm tired of always not being available. I'm 28 and i'm afraid that as i age, i'm only going to get worse and my wife and kids will resent me. I'm in the military right now, but i'm getting a medical discharge that is taking way too long to happen. While i'm in, if i die (even by suicide), my wife will get my life insurance and death gratuity equaling $500,000. If i die after i get out, they get nothing. I wanted to do this in a way that it looked like i just died from my conditions. GRD, IBS, Asthma, and PTSD.

I confess that I am madly infatuated with my cousin and I want to feel her up and fuck her so badly. My inaction is killing me, and just being in her presence alone makes me hard.

As of late, I've been kinda 'hinting' by playfully poking her breasts, which she doesn't seem to mind. I would love to take things further but I don't know how to proceed and I would really hate ift hings got awkward.

Any tips on how I can go about this?

I confess that my boyfriend is anorexic and I love how much he hates himself. I�m only with him because it�s fun to watch him beat himself up every day over food he doesn�t even eat. I really enjoy teasing him and making fun of him and just plain upsetting him because I like to see him cry. I honestly don�t give a fuck if he�s skinny or not but the fact that HE cares makes everything really fun because it�s easy to put him down. He constantly talks about killing himself and how much he doesn�t matter. I hope someday he does it. It would upset his family so much and I like to fuck with them, too.

I admit that after watching the Winter Olympics It has reawaken the desire to fuck an underaged girl. Watching all those young girls in those tight outfits with the camel toe of full display. I loved just spend the whole day fucking her tiny tight pussy.