I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
Board Posts
Strap gap or itty bitty titty committee?
My itty bittys
What qualifications do you think she needs to be the chairwomen of the itty bitty titty committee?
Her itty bittie titties exposed lol
Sometimes, when I'm in the store, and I see an itty-bitty just-budding tittie, I reach out and cup it while pretending to look at something........ or ill manuever to see a puffy nipple downblouse, while lerring at her till she knows EXACTLY what I want. Or I'll brush my hand against that camel-toe.
Got some nice hookups that way.Just thought you should know.
Before I do that , though, I always ask to see I.D to prove she's at least 19 (extra year to be safe.) even though it spoils the surprise.
You like my itty bitty titties?
itty bitty titty comity work their magic.
The chairwoman of the itty bitty titty committee
Dr Sarah
Do you like her itty bitty titties?
LOLOL this guy doesn't know a trol when he sees one.
You: hey asl
Stranger: m
You: how old
Stranger: 23
You: oh.. wanna be my daddy-bear?
Stranger: u like role play
You: daddy whats role playing?
You: i just wanna play wit my little alligator trapping device
Stranger: u play sex roles like school girl and cheerleader
Stranger: stuff like that
You: daddy just tickle me and quit asking me so many questions
Stranger: i walk towards u say sorry daddy dont punish me
You: its gonna be time for my nape in my carmal candy box daddy
Stranger: i say sit on my lap
You: daddy whats this?
Stranger: i kiss u and grab your ass
You: daddy! no!
You: I grab a frying pan and start cooking some eggs
Stranger: i go behind u I kiss your neck and start to play wit your tits I say u want me to stop
You: daddy what are you doing touching my itty bitty boobies?! youll feel the kleenex's i blow my nose with!
You: I turn around and face you
You: daddy, someday, I wanna be an astronaut and fight Zorg on the moon daddy!
Stranger: Shure but today u go to the room put on a tight sexy outfit on
You: like which one daddy? my sexy little buzz lightyear one grandma bought me?
Stranger: your tightest pear of pants and smallest shirt u have
Stranger: how old are u
You: daddy you dont know how old I am?!?!?! Im ashamed of you being my father!
You: i sit on the floor and begin to pout and start singing phil collins
Stranger: I say come here
You: Fine daddy! I get up and walk like the hunchback of notre dame over to you
You: this turn you on daddy
You: oooohhhh yeaaaah my big hunchback
Stranger: i say I forgot I'm sory now how old
You: im 12 daddy
You: and now youve made me burn my eggs!
You: i go to the stove.. yup! ruined! now i gotta put em on my butt daddy!
You: you wanna eat the burnt eggs of my wittle cute butt daddy
Stranger: I say come over here I got a better idea lets go to the bedroom
You: fine! im bringing my eggs tho
Stranger: u bend over to pick something up I slap your ass
You: daddy! that hurt! next time this happens I'm calling John Cena!
Stranger: i grab u I have something for u to do
You: is it clipping grandpas toenails again? let me get the chainsaw... I skip outside to the shed and start to look for the chainsaw
You: oh no!
You: a pterodactyl swoops down and snatches me up!
Stranger: i say to make u mad u really 12
You: I have crazy sex with it instead of you
You: Fin.
Itty bitty
Im looking for a video .. it was tagged "this is why i have trust issues" and it was a skinny girl with what looked like big boobs taking off her super pushup bra to reveal itty bittys ..
any clue ?
I wonder if any of you ladies have the same thought as me......
When a man makes a post or uploads a photo with the following words: "hung stud" "big dick" "monster cock" and says things like "I can give it to u all night long, I'm gonna wear that pussy out, let me give you some of my big cock, I bet you never been fucked like this.....and the picture shows an itty bitty dick that my fuckin pinky finger is bigger than.....it really annoys the fuck out of me. I used to think maybe they had some sort of male ego problem, or, the actually believe I've/we've never been fucked that good ...I don't know. All I can do is shake my head, omg, haha not in a rude way but embarrassed for them bc obviously if they are sending baby dick pics and sitting behind the computer wanking it , they aren't getting any pussy.
My message to you if u are one of those guys, go find a kink site that appeals to ur shortcoming and quit saying shit like that because ur living in a fantasy world. When I see words like BIG DICK, MONSTER COCK, THICK DICK, etc I'm getting wet with excitement like hell yeah....one for the girls team finally. I don't like disappointment.
From Amiyah
What do you think of my itty bitty A cup breasts and my hard nipples
I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny. That when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waste, and a round thing in your face you get sprung. Wanna pull up tough cuz you noticed that butt was stuffed. Deep in the jeans she's wearing, im hooked and I can't atop staring. Ooooo baby I wanna get witcha, and take yo pictcha. My homeboys tried to warn me but that butt you got makes me so horny.
Which sister is hotter? Gloria with the implants or Chelsea with the itty bitty titties?
Her Itty bittie tits were exposed 😏🤭
I confess that I want to be surprised by a trap...then fuck him (her?) regardless. Something about a nice little cock and itty bitty titties gets me fucking hard.
A true 8'' Long x 5'' Around pussy pleaser here ... now stop dithering cucky and get your sexy wife on the line ... after all it's what she so needs rather than your itty bitty wizzer of what 3'' x 1'' if that! The only thing now is just how hard are you going to do things to put things right. String me along and I'm gone ! Then She Is WAy Not a happy camper and your just what you are a waste of your parents 10 min of time to make you, or the best part ran down your mom's inner leg because the sperm so knew you are to be a cucky ... I bet your wife would love to cum like that too ...