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11 Sep 2022 3:52AM
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About 3 months ago met the girl in the picture. Lets just call her S. She was childhood friends with someone I know. And we would run into each other a few times a month in town.

Then one day she added me on FB. We would chat a bit here and there. Then late one night she messaged me .I hate to ask but I'm out of smoke had a rough day. Can you come smoek with me. Said sure but it would be 20 minutes before I could get ot her place. Got directions. Packed my rolling tray,sack and grinder plus pipe and papers.

Get over there and she tells me over FB messenger. Walk around to the back . Back door is unlocked. COme in go down the hall left the door halfway open.

Walk in walk down hall see half open door. Go in and there she is in a night shirt sitting on her bed. "Sit down." I did and noticed how much she looked like Ariel Winter. Short,dark hair,cute face with glasses and busty as fuck.

She handed me a huge rolling tray. Told her "Look I suck at rolling joints. Pretty much smoke my pipe or Vape most of the time now." She giggled "Well break it up for me I will roll us a blunt. Vape pens make me feel weird. I mean I get high but it also.....giggle,makes me a bit horny."

So got this cute clone of Ariel Winter sitting her on her bed in her night shirt,and it looks like she has no bra on under it. Wanting me to smoke with her. And she mentions vaping making her horny. If I play my cards right I should at least get a blowjob out of this.

I grind up enough to roll a joint. I roll fat two paper joints that I smoke for over an hour. Handed her the tray and the papers. Then pulled my vape out of my pocket and took a big hit.

"What flavor you got this time" She asked me "Gas Monkey is what the box said. Suppose to be the strongest and smoothest my guy can get. I like it."

"Oh never had that flavor. I guess one hit won't hurt me" and she reached for my vape pen. "Ok here it is but warning this is stronk and I got the battery turned all the way up."

She took then pen hit the button and took a drag so long the button started flashing. "Let off the button and hit it again if you still got room in your lungs" I told S. She did as I said and was still hitting it as the button flashed again. She passed it back to me.

I wiped the tip off on my shirt. "Really" S said while holding her hit in. "You wiping the tip off and about to smoke a blunt with me" and she started coughing. And didn't stop for what felt like 3 minutes. She was doubled over coughing into a pillow.

"You need a drink or anything S?" I asked her. She caught her breath. "Nah I'm good. You were right this is stronk" then she started giggling. I lookedd and her night shirt had come up her thighs a bunch. First time I had noticed she had a tattoo on her upper right thigh. She leaned over to get a pack of cigars off her bedside table and her shirt went up more. LOoked like she had no underwear on. Pretty sure I saw a dark patch of pubes.

As she broke the cigar open and cleaned the tobacco out I took a long hit off the vape. "I don't know how you do that. I take more than 1 hit and I get so horny. That is why my second kid was made. I took 3 hits and ended up letting my now ex cum in me 3 times that night." Then she realized what she had said turned a bit red "Oh wow sorry mght have been a bit too graphic there."

Told her to not worry. "Trust me S I have seen and heard a pile. Gotta remember I'm almost 50." She had the blunt rolled. Lit it ,took two puffs and passed it. Not really thinking I took the blunt and passed her my vape. She took another hit off the vape "See I forget you are older than my parents. You look 30 but arre way older.... Not often I see a guy your age in this area that isn't a total asshole" And she placed her right hand on my left thigh.

I thanked her ,exhaled my hit from the blunt. Passed it to her,she used her right hand to pass me the vape,then her hand was back on my thigh,a bit furhter up my leg this time. She was brushing her hand back and forth on my thigh. Kind of playing with my super hairy legs.

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25 Nov 2012 3:39PM
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If you were able to make a perfect clone of yourself as you are the moment, then you fuck said clone in the ass, is that gay sex or masturbation?

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15 Aug 2012 6:05AM
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For all you car nuts here:

I love cars and all, and I happent to lust the 1967 shelby gt-500 and its clones, but , here�s my question:

Arent you really and badly motherfucking tired of hearing, reading and seeing that motherfucking tuned car "Eleanor" from Nicolas Cage's remake of "Gone in 60 seconds" everywhere where the '67 gt-500 is mentioned?

I am. It's everwhere and everyone loves it, thats ok, but that ride aint a real ( original, or by defect, original clone) deal. Its a tuned car, lowered and, in my oppinion , fucked up.

Im ok with all cars but that fucking eleanor is taking over true gt-500s all over the internet.

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15 Oct 2013 6:04PM
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The Catholic Church needs to be stopped in its secret efforts to clone Jesus from the shroud of Turin.

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27 Sep 2016 5:27PM
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Since my step daughter has started working and can buy her own shit for once ,she has turned into a complete slut in the way she dresses, it's all short skirts and no panties. I have nearly seen her vag as much as her mothers. It's driving me nuts. My wife is hot and her daughter is just a clone of her from twenty years ago. She will come in and use the bathroom when I'm in the shower walk through the house naked which she picked up from her mother. They sat out back half the summer sunbathing naked . One time getting caught by my best friend who called round to see me. I think I need to have a talk with her before I end up fucking her out of frustration.

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16 Jul 2023 4:23AM
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I’ve had my fair share of sexual encounters from both sides. So here lately I’ve gotten into asking any guy that wants a blowjob to let me mold his penis. I bought some clone a Willy kits off Amazon and you wouldn’t believe how many guys get excited to do it. It’s kinda like a trophy for me. I  look back and see how many different shapes and sizes of the men I enjoy sexual moments with. Small medium or large I always have fun doing what I do. Hopefully I can get the ladies on board with this lol. Anyways I thought I’d just vent a little since I was bored. 

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23 Dec 2010 6:53AM
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I confess that I fantasize about a clone site of motherless minus all the boner reducing dog-furry-pedo-geratric-bleeding-shit&smegma material. This platform is the best out there. I'm not going to judge, you look at whatever you need to look at guys, I just don't really wanna see it.

So how about it motherless crew?

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07 Jul 2011 2:09PM
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Hot!!
What you want to do with this clone of avril lavigine?
http://lovewallpapers.co.cc/britney_clone2.jpg

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12 Aug 2011 11:25PM
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I confess that I'm a gay guy who's extremely curious about the other sex.

Okay let me reiterate. I'm a gay guy who's never tried it with a female at all, or got emotionally close enough to one to even get a kiss, yet I find myself registering to all sorts of websites to try to hook up (usually give up due to them costing money and the CC being my partner's), creeping on Craigslist-clones for escorts (can't really afford one) and flirt with female coworkers. For now, I mostly resort to "straight" porn, girls giving BJs, masturbating or just regular old intercourse to get off, but the desire just gets stronger every time. Maybe I'm just curious, maybe I'm not entirely gay after all (that wouldn't be farfetched really but w/e), I just don't know and it's making me just as confused as when I first realized I -was- gay. I love my partner, we've been together for well over a decade now and he's been my first and only so far (the sex is pretty great to be honest) and I honestly wouldn't mind it staying that way, but goddamn I wish I could just try it once without worrying about money or anything of the sort, yet I'm too much of a spineless shy nerd to actually work on doing just that. At least then I'd know for sure how I feel.

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10 Oct 2011 12:43AM
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If you found a clone or a future/past representation of yourself. what would you do?

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03 May 2016 3:37PM
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My boyfriend was only gonna get a 100ml bottle of water based lube... Can you believe this? Tingles in my body like the day before christmas :D this isin't everything.. either xD Follow this board and have a chance to see our sex adventures unfold! for this is gonna be a crazy night!

Pictures promised, maybe some video footage. Either way, it will be posted here :) so keep checking, we're up all night!

PS. Will post result of the clone a willy and review it ;) Were a bit worried it wont be enough for his cock, we'll hold our thumbs.. Now im off to our dildo factory and fluffing J!

/M

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14 May 2017 10:28PM
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I'm extremely obsessed with my slutty ex. I've developed really good photoshop skills and have applied it to make a whole secret folder gallery dedicated of edited fakes of her which i made into little sexual fantasy like stories such as gangrape, cloning, etc.

(below is one of the pics)

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22 Apr 2014 9:41AM
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Hi Guys, I need help!

My girlfriends sister is always plugging her phone into my pc by usb to charge it while she is in my office. Is there any good reliable software that I can install that will clone all of the pictures from her phone (samsung galaxy s4) to my pc without her knowing?

I have heard from my brother who knows her through school that she is a little slut and is always snapchatting with older men.

Please help urgently she is coming round this evening.

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22 Jan 2021 9:25PM
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If you could clone A army of sex slaves just who would you use and how?

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02 Apr 2012 2:10PM
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Almost a Miley clone

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19 Jul 2017 6:36AM
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Anyone ever created merchandise with such images as these?

[img]https://i.imgur.com/S4GViT1_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high[/img]

https://zazzle.com/pd/spp/pt-zazzle_mug?dz=e4c65754-54a9-4c79-8733-961b71e975c0&clone=true&pending=true&social=true&customize_it=true&style=basic_mug&color=white&size=11oz&addon=none&design.areas=%5Bzazzle_mug_11_front%5D&view=11549718

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