i confess i went on a drinking binge last night. i remember i was talking to some foreign german chick. then i remember somehow i was having sex with her. she kept saying "nine nine nine nine" and she was crying. my dick had dried up blood when i woke up. wtf happened

For the last few days all I can think about is going on a meth binge. The last time I did it, I wasn't able to fully enjoy it. I had my sister in law in town and I had to sneak a few lines here and there. I was sexting with a friend of mine all night and while I was spun out, we arranged to meet at her house in the morning and fool around a lil bit. But before I could go to her house I went to and adult theater to watch some porn. I brought a small bottle of lotion with me and zoned out for an hour or so while stroking my cock in a booth. Now all I can think about is doing that again. The rush of masturbating in a semi public place while high gives me such a rush! Im trying to think of a way to do it again but having my 9-5 job and a wife and kid at home makes it nearly impossible. any suggestions??

Anybody else do their best porn hoarding on stimulants? Every time I binge on adderall, I spend so much time organizing and uploading porn and treating my dick like a piece of meat. I can thank dextroamphetamine for 3/4ths of all of the porn I have on here and on my computer, which is enough to supply all of Tibet with fapping material for the rest of their lives, and their kids could inherit new shit. I know meth users do that shit to the next level, but I don't do that. At least my dopamine isn't being forced out of the synapses at that level, lest I spend 3 days vacuuming my carpet.

So, do you spend most of your time here on speed of some sort? Do you get fucked up on anything before you go porning more than usual? That's of course assuming you look at porn daily, but I mean why wouldn't you? Stims just make me want to organize and hoard my shit, and hold my bust just so I can keep collecting and organizing.

****not encouraging illegal drug usage at ALL.***** But let's be honest, guys. The past is the past.

Link to vids of Ashlee Cleveland. Delicious slut known as the "Black Barbie"

http://vporn.com/interracial/ashlee-cleveland-grlsdoprn-yo/144302/

You can also Google or Bing her name.

i might have been binge-watching Lucifer too much. i keep having dreams about him staring into my eyes and asking me what i truly desire and i don't want to tell him that i always have wanted to be a girl.

Random picture of the week..what a beauty..Dont ask who she is because I dont know and found it on a bing image search

oh wow, Australia, you have some fucking HOT girls over there, and they make some fucking great clips!
this one, theses two are great.

http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play?p=australian+lesbians&vid=720884bd9e34845a02c7e3e936a163a2&l=30%3A09&turl=http%3A%2F%2Fts4.explicit.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DVN.60566307%26pid%3D15.1&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Ftnaflix.com%2Fmasturbation-videos%2FNatural-Australian-Amateurs-Indiana-Angela-White%2Fvideo489429&tit=Natural+Australian+Amateurs+-+Indiana+%26+Angela+White&c=9&sigr=137t707p7&sigt=11k4lak19&ct=p&durs=long&age=0&fr=sfp-vid&tt=b

I just want this chick who goes by the handle 'winkypussy'

Any of her full vids, but especially her creampie videos. A quick google, bing, ask.com, or porn site search nets nothing but her one-minute long sample videos where she's roleplaying as a sister.

If any of you deliver this, you rock and you'll have the gratitude of a lot of us horny fuckers here!

My wife gave her daughter(my step) a laptop for her 17th birthday. I set it up so I had the password for it. At first she just went to facebook and youtube. After a while she started going to bing and searching for porn pics. Mostly your typical first timer searches like dick, hot guys dicks....stuff like that. She just turned 18 and has been looking at all kinds of porn and searching bing with the words vibrator,fingering,cumming,home made sex toys...lol. She is a virgin, only had 1 bf and that didn't last long since he was just wanting to fuck her and wasn't willing to put in much work to get there. Me and her mother are pretty open about sex with all the kids, and have told her that masturbation is an ok thing to do. I figured that since her most recent searches have been about toys and fingering and most of her internet history ends late at night with a sex video that she's rubbing one out before going to sleep. The wife and I had talked about getting her a small vibe and giving it to her, knowing that she would turn 10 shades of red and tell us it's a waste of time. She has said many times that she doesn't masturbate and would never and she told us she found her aunts vibe and how that was just gross and wrong.

So anyway I went out and got her a small vibe,a pack of batteries,some lube and a door stop for her bedroom door. I gave it to her in private and told her to open it in her room and if she doesn't want it to throw it away where it won't be found. I also told her that I had been keeping an eye on the internet usage by everyone in the house and had seen what she had been looking at, That's how I knew that she was curious about this type of thing. The next day she was home alone all day and I got home from work before my wife, the now 18y.o. took off to a friends house. So I just had to do a little snooping to see what she had done with her gift, used it, tossed it, or left it alone. I open her bedroom door and see a single battery on her bed.... a good start. I look in her bedside table and nothing, I don't see the packaging anywhere either. I thought: well if the battery is on the bed, maybe the vibe is under it. Sure enough it's under her mattress and it's been used, it's still smeared with her juices and probably lube. So today while texting about other stuff I asked her: was that 1 thing a hit or a miss? She texted back: It was a miss, I tossed it in the trash, thanks though.

She couldn't just own up and say: it's a keeper thanks!

I figure I'll keep checking under her mattress to see if she's still using it.

Her little sister could probably use a vibe to and her birthday is in a few months..... she'll be 14

oh boy.sex on meth.nothing like feeling like a couple of rabbits,lol..

to answer the original question,i have only ever had sex on meth with my now husband.back before we had kids.

i will admit something here ive never told anyone.

the only sex tape we have ever made was on a meth binge.talk about setting the bar high.
it goes on for 6 hours.the length of the tape.yes,the old school VHS tape!

and i'm not gonna sugarcoat,or bullshit.
we've had much much "better"sex sober.

meth sex,for us,was like trying to scratch an itch,and just not quite being able to reach it.

it can go on so long that it reaches a point of stupid,and its just enough already.
both of our bodies begging to rest,raw and sore.and talk about sweat,sweat,sweat.

but,still to this day,we have that tape.hidden very well.
we watch it every once in a while,and we get a good laugh every time.

like a couple of rabbits,lol...

like i said,the sex is way better now,sober.

Hey I confess i'm looking for a Christmas song sang by Bing Crosby? Do any of you educated folk know what it is called?

Anyone ever hear of a drunk fetish? I have this weird fetish/ritual that I have been into for about 3 years now. It started when I noticed that I was getting very turned on watching girls gone wild videos. It's so hot to watch hot college girls where they are obviously drunk flashing, masturbating, and eating each other out. I starting finding other porn where these russian girls were getting drunk in front of the camera then fucking guys. They were really drunk because they were passing out and sometimes puking. Anyway this got me wanting to try getting drunk myself while masturbating. Before this I got drunk socially only like twice a year. Now, I do it every weekend. I start out by picking out about 2 hours worth of porn from my collection that I want to watch for the night. Then I start masturbating while taking shots of liquor. When I get close to cumming I stop and let myself calm down for a minute or two then start again. I do this while watching porn nonstop for about 2 hours while taking shots like every 5 to 10 minutes until i'm drunk then I climax. Best fucking orgasms of my life. Now I know it's hard to get an erection and actually fuck someone while drunk, but you can still cum if you are masturbating. I don't know why I love this so much but I can't stop. Every friday night I do this. When the alcohol first kicks in while you are horned up watching porn, it feel so good. When I'm totally fucked up I simply finish off watching porn or sometimes I call phone sex lines. This is fun while drunk. Anyway, just wondering if anyone else has ever done anything like this. It might sound weird, but it can't be weirder then some things I've seen on here like people eating shit. This probably classifies me as an alcoholic or better defined a binge drinker, but fuck it. It also shows I have nothing to do on friday nights, but who cares. I slowly I got addicted to doing this over years. At first I only did it like twice a month but it didn't take too long to go to doing it every weekend. Looking forward to doing this gets me through my miserable work week.

looking for a video similar to this one with a younger white girl. http://bing.com/videos/search?q=feet+bus&view=detail&mid=9563760BCD4AD3800C019563760BCD4AD3800C01&first=81&FORM=NVPFVR

This guy is my new personal hero, tell it like it is. http://pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1144990128&utm_source=bing.co

After being dumped two days ago, I started binge eating. Now I'm going to try binge drinking!

Well, this is the only place I can tell this so I thought I would.

The most wonderful and frightening and somewhat unusual thing happened to me the other day.

I am a married man. I love my wife dearly but she does not fulfil my needs. She deals with depression and she doesn't let me touch her and she almost never lets me kiss her [passionately]. On top of this, she has gained a lot of weight. We did not have sex until we were married. And by then she had gained a lot more weight than when we were dating and she has steadily gained weight ever since. I still love her and treat her great but she has been dealing with a really low self image and doesn't like to be liked.

This is the confession. Throughout our marriage, practically whenever I could, I would run off to strip clubs. I am not in the best shape but I am not overly large. I am clinically obese but I am not huge. I have done these strip club binges a number of times. Now I always read about people getting blowjobs and other things at the clubs but this has never happened to me. One drunk stripper tried to take me home and I bailed. She was wasted and she had some kind of informal relationship with the strip club. I am today not sure how it all worked. But she told me to meet her outside and that I would be paying her all night. However, I would not cheat on my wife.

This brings me to this latest incident. Like I said, I have done this many times before but, the other day, I traveled to a series of strip clubs. I went with a girl for a few topless dances and she said to me. If you buy a private room "anything goes". Now when you hear anything goes [at least in a strip club] anything does not go. She let me touch her, which was great. She was pretty good at the lap dancing. And she had an absolutely incredible body. And she smelled wonderful.

Anyway, I am very respectful of these women. I do not break boundaries. And I make sure things are alright before I do them. In the private room, I did something stupid. She removed all her clothes and I asked if I could remove my pants. She said that was alright. Honestly, at this point, it was just to make it feel better but maybe that was a sign for her that I wanted to go further. She started grinding me and eventually my penis came out of my boxers. I stopped her. She said it was alright she wasn't going to put it in. I told her that I was married and I have no intention to cheat on my wife. She continued grinding and working my penis. Then she did the unexpected, she got on her knees and started to give me the best blowjob I have ever had. She was masterful. She worked the tip and even deep throated which I had never felt before. She was literally trying to make me cum. Honestly, I should have let her but I stopped her because I felt that was too far. She said I was the first person to ever say "no". Maybe if I had let her this next part wouldn't have happened.

The private time wasn't over. I was loving it. I was loving her. What was not to love? She got back on top and started grinding and working me over. I told her I didn't want it to go to far. She again assured me that it would not go to far. And it did. She slipped me inside her and started moving up and down. This was raw. No condom or anything and it felt amazing. I didn't mean it to go that far but all of a sudden I was fucking this stripper. And for the first time, physically cheating on my wife. I eventually stopped her before I came and said I didn't want to go any further. I couldn't. I love my wife. It felt amazing but my brain was saying to stop over and over. I just couldn't do that to her. Even though I had already gone to far. I fucked up.

She offered to get a condom and finish but I refused. I never did climax with her but that doesn't even seem to matter at this point. I cheated none the less. and since I went that far, I almost wonder if I just shouldn't have finished it. If I would have let the blowjob finish, then I would have probably been done then. But since it went so far, a part of me really wishes I had gone all the way.

I did get to do something I don't get to do much, if ever, at home. I love pussy. I love going down on girls. As long as they are clean and healthy, I could spend a lot of time down there. So I asked the stripper if I could. She said "of course, all girls like that." And I did. I ate her until her moans stiffled in, what I hope, was a real orgasm.

I did, at one time, ask her if she was clean. It would have been too late at that point anyway but I did ask and she said of course. I would like to think she told the truth but only time will tell.

In the end, I had unprotected sex with a beautiful stripper; got a great BJ, and gave some great lip service [I hope] but now I wonder how, if ever, I should tell my wife especially if I have a STD or STI. And I worry in fucking her, I fucked everything else up. Again, I never meant to have sex. I even told the stripper "no" multiple times but I feel like this isn't going to help me when push comes to shove.

If I don't have an STD or STI, I will probably never tell her. And that is probably best.

bing hollle

bing hole

WOW I just heard of panico NA TV, damn these woman's bodies put are American girls to shame, anyone know how too see an uncensored version? Just Google or Bing panico na tv

I confess... I dated a woman who turned out to be a total pillhead. At first it was all good, but she had 3 kids who were all fucked up (all over 18) and they would get her to go to the doc and then steel her pills so THEY could get high. Then my GF would be fucked up because she was totally addicted to the crap by then, so she would have to go out and buy stuff to replace what they stole from her (a lot of this I didn't find out till later) She couldn't always get the same thing, so she wound up getting hooked on all types of shit... highpoint in her career? She was off on a binge, out of cash and no dope to smoke, so she sucked the drug dealer's big black cock for a rock... she had graduated from being a junkie to a real life crack whore

Living with a crack whore (when she was around) wasn't exactly a fantasy. Her mind was on the crack... when we did fuck, she wasn't there even when she WAS there. Actually fell asleep giving me head one night... whatever love I had for her died, SHE wasn't there, and what was left was just pitiful to see... I can't tell you the number of times I cleaned her up with promises that she was done with the shit, only to see her slink back into it once she was "better". I came to realize that was the life she wanted... she lives it full time now, and it is a matter of time before she is dead.

Now her son was married. Son, of course, was leeching pills from mama, and got wifey hooked too. One night, kidding around, she said "who do I need to fuck for a pizza" That got me thinking... and yeah, I caught her one night when everyone else had run off (mama had a couple pills, son wanted some... wasn't enough to share with wifey, so she got stranded at my place) Wifey was pissed, obviously, she knew what was up... I let slip that they had forgotten there were a couple tucked away in the bedroom, and that was all it took. Soon she was begging me for them, then the offers started... what a dirty thrill to fuck my GF's son's wife, to have her offer to do the most slutty perverted things willingly... yeah, I should feel bad taking advantage of her weakened state, but you know what? I fucking don't... any love I had for the GF was dead, I grudge fucked that little slut all night. I was smart enough not to bring the pills out all at once, giving her a little to keep her high but not so much she got fucked up, and always wanting more..

GF and I split, obviously... all she would do if she stayed was was wind up stealing all my shit to pay for her habit, and that ain't my scene. Oddly, her daughter showed up one night, she had been partying in the area and her friends dumped her (more likely they got something and ran off so they didn't have to share) She wanted a ride home, I told her I was down for the night but she could crash there and I would give her a ride in the morning. Made some dinner (she was already high on something, and probably hadn't thought to eat in days) and she jumped at it... next offer was to watch a movie, and the TV was in my bedroom... it didn't take long, I fucked the shit out of the daughter... literally... you could tell from her ass that it had been well used, and she didn't object when I slammed into it. I guess she had some beef with mama, because she was eager to fuck me, no pills needed. When I had her on her knees skull fucking her, she pulled my cock out and looked up at me. "Am I doing a good job, daddy?" I shit you not... this family had issues...

Now, understand, when the daughter was made up, she was pretty fine, but when she was high she looked like every other drug whore out there... not pretty, but the grudge fuck was all good. She even came back about a week later, HER daughter (GF's grand daughter) stood outside the house while I licked the daughter's pussy... she called out to the granddaughter that she would be out in a minute while I plowed her bent over the bed

No, I never fucked the granddaughter... but someone has. 16 and she has a little baby... I hear she is as fucked up as the rest of them. I have lost touch with them, but I look them up now and then just to see what is going on... all of them keep going in and out of jail in a revolving door... I am far better off without all of them in my life... I don't need that shit! But yeah, it was nice to fuck mama, daughter and daughter in law... wonder if they ever told each other what I did?

NO, I don't have pics... the pics I have I ain't interested in sharing. If you don't believe it, fuck you. I didn't tell you all this because I wanted life long buddies. I really didn't want to accept at first that my sweet GF was a crack whore pillhead, so the info didn't make the rounds of people I work with, and it would be a little hard to explain to people you casually know that you fucked a family because they were fucked up... oddly enough, most of my friends try to maintain some air of respectability. But they have made the news a time or two with their drug addled antics, and I might be persuaded to share the links to the arrest records and such (if properly motivated) if proof were needed.

For the record, I like sluts, not whores... I don't mind a slut being slutty and PLAYING at being a whore, but (and those who have been through it know) a serious drug using whore just really ain't there, even when she IS there. I want someone down for kinky sex, but not someone that has to be plied with pills to do it... don't suck a cock for crack, suck it because you want it bouncing off the back of your throat! Yeah, I had some pervy fun with the daughter and d'in law, but all in all, it just wasn't worth it... that was me making the best of a bad situation...

with psycho chicks, I usually go for a few nights of crazy sex and stay away from them, and move on.This one, I think I shall cultivate things, so after she gets to annoying, Ill have her on the line for occsional crazy sex when she's going off. This woman, 31, has MAJOR family issues.hanging out, she gets a call from her dad or mom,(where she lives atm)gets drunk and tends to go off on somebody, that night , it was a waitress .But the sex later was crazy good, and she didnt seem to remember a lot.Not the chick you'd hang with for sure, but a good one to stay in contact with future reference .In the past, I missed some scenes when a former girl friend went psycho on her current man and throws her ass around in drunken binges.But no ties to get in the way now. At times , with family around, you don't want a drunk chick banging on your door at 2 am. way things are now, I keep some nice soft ropes handy for those special occasions. 2012 might be a fun year.

I confess I like to steal my friends/buddies gf's/wives/family members panties and sniff them (if they're dirty - my fav), wear them, and jerkoff with them on my face, sometimes I like to cum in them too. I've taken everything from thongs by VS, panties by VS, arie panties, generic thongs and panties. I've even stole a top (I cd every once in a while).

Today I stole my buddies sisters(she's in college and a hottie) superman panties. Thankfully they were dirty(tho not enough). I'm sniffing them right now. They weren't stinky enough to smell her ass or her pussy (she's an incredibly clean girl). They were the only underwear I could find in her room. Should have gone and got one of his moms thongs (she's smokin too).

Last weekend I was in another state for my cousins wedding, and I got to stay in my cousins old room at my aunt and uncles house. she had been home for her brothers wedding from college and left a suitcase there on her floor. I looked threw it and found a nice lacey thong that was dirty. I threw them in my shorts pocket and went to bed. All the next day on the way home I fingered them in my pocket, getting hard in the back of the car. When I got home I smelled em and they smelled great! Her ass smelled so divine, and her pussy had leaked out onto her thong and left some crusty bits I sniffed for probably 20 minutes straight! My cousins really cute and for the first time I beat off to her, god damn I came so much!! lol. It's not the first pair of panties I've taken from her though. Awhile ago, she had a family emergency and had to go back home earlier than expected, and left her bag at my house. I immediately went through her stuff and found a nice pair of panties, I still wear em every once in a while.

One of my buddies fiance has caught the brunt of it though, I've taken 4 of her thongs ( all dirty, two of em smelled like she wore em for a week, ooooooooooooo) and jerked off in another while they were gone and I was at their apartment.(That was a nice pair, with a nice white bow on the front) One pair of her panties had a bunch of her dried up juices all over it, and I still haven't worn that one yet, I still like to rub it on my face! Another pair of hers has a bunchhhhhh of dried juices on it, but I'm not so sure its all hers. I think she took a creampie and put em on, because there was just so much dried up thick stuff on the green pair. I also think this pair was REALLY fresh, like within a day. I got hard just looking at em and immediately smelled them. When I got home I licked em (pretty) clean and jizzed all over myself thinking about my buddies jizz and his fiance's juices mixed and in my mouth, awwhwhwhhw. SHE has a GREAT smelling ass, and she's smokin hot too. I like to wear her thongs when I go over to their house, lol. all her thongs were Hanes tho, they were kinda cheap cloth thongs, but they still feel good.

A few weeks before the wedding I went into my friends room while she was at the pool with her kid, and my buddy was taking a shower. I found a pink thong sitting on a chair kinda underneath some clothes, and I smelled it really quick to see if it was clean, and it wasn't! So, being full of adrenaline, I stuffed em down my pants (didn't have any pockets) and went and watched tv. Deciding I couldn't take a chance and I didn't want to get my smell all over them ( i hadn't showered in a few days - it was a partying binge) I took em out to my car and smelled them the entire way. Her ass smelled gooood, but not as good as my cousins. This pair doesn't fit as well as she is a TINY TINY chick and I'm about 6'3 225lbs. She is kind of a whore, most all my buddies have fucked her, some at the same time lol.

Another pair I got, which I think were unwashed when the chick wore them (I never met her) because when I wore them the pink dye had come off all over my gooch and ass. But I got this pair when I was over at my friends brothers apartment, and I walk in and there is a pink thong tac'd to the wall. I was like wtf, and my buddy said that "one of my brothers friends had sex on my bed and left these in the sheets". My buddies brother got sick of looking at em and took em down with a plastic bag, and threw them in the trash. So I naturally started planning my heist haha. I waited for the perfect chance when my buddy was sleeping (we were hung over as fuck) and his brother was taking a shower to dig in the trash and get em. I snagged em, but this was a close call, as his brother came out of the bathroom (which faced the kitchen trash can) I had just stashed em in my pocket, and since I've done this a few times, I had taken over a piece of trash to cover my tracks, lol. He had no idea. But this thong barely had any scent at all, I was kind of disappointed, as this chick was supposed to be a huge slut. oh well...

I've taken panties from my buddies wife when I helped em move. I snagged em out of the dresser when I carried something by myself. Too bad she doesn't like thongs or strings... oh well, she is a bitch.

I've also stolen two pairs of hotpants from my other buddies fiance. She is not attractive, and her pussy smelled like death, thank god for the washer... There may be more that I just can't remember now, if I remember them I'll post em on this thread!

There are a few more of my friends, buddies gf's/wives w/e that I need to get a pair from, and I'm always on the lookout. Feels good to tell people what I've done, hopefully someone else likes to do the same and can share some stories about it.

A few days ago on Monday night I was looking on Craigslist to see what I could find. I found a post that just went up from a 29 y/o girl titled "kinky girl" so I checked it out. She mentioned something about wanting to get dominated a bit in bed and that she was open minded and wanted to find someone to be kinky with. Here's the email conversation we've been having just slightly edited. I wanted to get her post copied too but when I checked it out the next day it had been marked as spam. Also, yes there are pics, and no I will not post any of her. I don't care to hear any of that. What she looks like, she's short, light skinned Mexican, with big boobs that she likes to lick herself. In her first pic she had a winner woman shirt on and is pulling her tits out too. We've been talking since Monday and on Wednesday we made plans to meet up Friday night, tomorrow.

ME:
Hey there, sounds like we could have some fun together. Taking control in bed is fun and a start. What other taboo kinks are you into? Bondage, bi play, anal, toys, or more? Tell me anything you're curious about. I'm very open minded and kinky as well. Let me know some more about you and then let's have some fun. I'm in ..... as well.

I'm 30 ....... I also love short curvy Mexican girls if you like tall white guys.(:

HER:
Hi there :) I like what I read an ur pic

 
ME:
Thanks, I love what I see there too. What a wonderful wonder woman. And what fun those nipples will be in my mouth. Having a good day so far?

 
HER:
Hehe thanks. Yes, my days been ok. Just working. Kinda bored tho. How has you're day been so far?

ME:
Hehe you're welcome. Today and tomorrow are my days off so pretty good. Got some things done and just finished getting ready to head to the beach until it's no longer 102 in EC. So tell me more about this kinky girl (:

 
HER:
Oh nice. Yes, it is so hot. I'm glad I have ac haha. So about me... Hmmm. I'm 29 soon to be 30.moved here from az about 2 years ago. I love animals,sushi and reading. I'm a bit nerdy as in I like comics, scifi, fantasy and anime. I like to watch movies and series binge on netflix with a nice glass of wine

ME:
Expect for the sushi, that sounds amazing! xD I do cook a lot, love Indian and Mexican food esp. I came out to the beach to read today but I got about 20 minutes into reading when the storm hit here, and now back in the car I just heard thunder too.

So comics? I was reading walking dead for a while but put it on hold. I read some manga - meaning Naruto and One Piece weekly for about 6 years now. I love Doctor Who and read sci-fi and fantasy whenever I can but lately I've started mostly reading for research. My main goal in the last couple months has been to get into grad school.

HER:
Haha... You sound awesome! I watch naruto but haven't read any not have I finished all the episodes. I love doctor who!! And yeah it's thundering here and I think I just seen some lightning

ME:
Haha, awwe thanks, you just about made my day. Oooh really Naruto too, I'll try not to spoil any for you. Where are you in the story? I'm waiting to read it tomorrow. What are your plans tonight after work?

HER:
Yes, I left off on episode 5 of the first season of shippunden... So not too far. I've been watching attack on Titan ... It's good. And no plans so far (:

ME:
Haha yaaa, there's a bit left to go there with Naruto. It's at nearly 700 chapters. You're around where it actually starts getting really good. I believe at least. With titan you only have 30 episodes or so I think.  I've caught a few episodes and looks good. Would you like to make some plans for tonight? (:

HER:
Oh ... Good to know. And yes short but good I'm in episode 13 right now. I really can't tonight but I can Friday night?

ME:
Yup Friday night sounds great. I work until 9pm. And wow so not sure why but my phone didn't show me your pictures from earlier until now ... damn that's sexy. Like those nipples licked and sucked? Here's a little something more for you too.

HER:
Of course I like them liked and sucked :) and thank you for the pics .... I really like them

 
ME:
Just had to make sure you do because that'd be a terrible tragedy if you didn't enjoy how much I'm going to want to lick and tease them ... and I'm glad you did. So are you a cuddler while Netflixing too?

 
HER:
Oh ..hehe I see. Cuddling... Hmmm depends in the company I have

 
ME:
Of course only with the right company (; so what else do you like with the right company?

 
HER:
Well.. With the right company... Hmmm the possibilities are endless. I love exploring and trying new things... So what kind of naughty thing do u like, have tried or want to try ?

ME:
Need some work distraction? Where does kinky become perverted? Watersports or bi play? Or further? (;

 
HER:
Hmmm... Good question... I think kinky is it all and perverted is someone who is always thinking about it

 
ME:
I think that's a really good answer. So what kinds of naughty or kinky things does this adorable nerdy girl have on her mind occasionally that she'd like to try? (:

HER:
Let's see .... I've been wanting to try water sports. Haven't tried double penetration. And it would be sexy if the guys were bi. I think it would be hot to suck a dick with another guy hehe

ME:
Hehe to me that sounds like a great start. I haven't tried dp either, just taking one from either an ex with a toy or a guy I met in the bay. (; I think trying all that with another guy would be hot sucking his dick together, seeing what's good, and all sorts of combinations we can make. I think doing the same to another girl is sexy too, taking control and making her cum together... and I never found a girl who was curious about trying water sports together.  (:

 
HER:
That really does sound fun huh :) and now you have a girl who's willing to try water sports hehe

 
ME:
Hehe it does. I've got to admit, looking forward to getting to know you. You also have someone to try anything with as well (: So tell me a bit more what you're fantasizing about with water sports, anything in particular or want to try everything?

 
HER:
I'm looking forward to it as well :)No I don't have anyone else. Didn't really connect with anyone. And I always like to try everything at least once... How else would I know if I enjoy it or not :)

 
ME:
Hehe yes at least once, maybe twice to make sure you do it right too. Ooh but I meant now you do have someone here that you can try anything with if this chemistry continues (: So is there anything you've tried and don't want to do again?

HER:
Oh... Yes I do and I'm glad! I definitely hope the chemistry continues

 
ME:
Yes I'm glad too (: so do you think you're at all more submissive or dominate in bed or whatever?

HER:
I tend to be more sub with men and dom with woman. But it really depends in my mood ;) I like to use strap ones with men. How about u... More sub or dom?

 
ME:
That sounds wonderful (: I would be more dom with women and depends with guys. I tend to be a demanding sub either way. I've never actually had a strap on just toys with girls before and love it now too

HER:
I'm glad u think it sounds nice. And I've used toys with guys too. So fun :)

 
ME:
I'm glad you feel the same way (: toys are very fun, we can play together. Annnd I was going to tell you later, I can cum multiple times like that

HER:
Oh how fun!! Multiple times huh... Very nice ;)

That was the end of our conversation so far. I replied to her but probably too late tonight. We'll see what happens tomorrow.

hi all looking for some advice. should I or should I not?
i have been steadily been trying to humiliate myself thinking up worse and worse things to do to myself, so when this happened it has kind of rocked me.

last weekend at a night out a gay man I work with started to chat to me. Nothing un-normal about this, as I get on with him quite well. the pub was crowed so we were standing very close when he was knocked into me by a passer-by. he grabs my cock & balls not in a groping way but in a vice-like grip and holds us like that for 15 - 20 seconds just staring at me. then he just acts like nothing happen.

I know I am not gay. he is in his fifty's I'm 32. but after the shock and when i got back home I was crazy horny!!!!!!

now yesterday at work he did the same. out of the blue when we were alone. he shoved me against a wall and did it again this time pressing himself up beside me. i could feel he was rock hard. when he let go as if nothing happened. i just nodded. went back to my desk and work for like 5/10 mins then I just had to get out of there! when to the toilet and he followed me in. im standing at the unianl and he just stands behind me and starts masturbating i cant help it turn around and he starts grabbing my dick tuging and slaping it painfully. i cant look at him will he is doing this. i just let him do it, Till he cum's and wipes it on my dick. tells me to phone him today if I want more and that if i do i will be his?WTF!!. again as soon at he left the toilet I had to have a wank. back in the office he is all nothing happened joking and chatting as he always is.

now i am sitting here wanking thinking about what he did/what i let him do and what he could do! thinking about calling him? WTF should i do ?

should i ..... arrrggg this is madding. he a man for suck sake. but the thought of bing his is riving me crazy????????????

What the fuck is up with guys and trophy vigins screws? I've don't see how my fellow men get their dicks up about fucking a 15 or 16 year old horny but stupid chick whose hormones are raging. Yeah you busted her hymen but after she finds out it sucked she goes on a cock binge. She starts to suck and fuck other guys, all the while trying to find the best one to give her that super o feeling.

I guess I fucked enough married women to know they married the dude who bust their cherry. I didn't even have to work on them. They wanted more cock and I was just another dude they had on the side. Even my own wife lost it to a dude that lasted two who minutes. After she got over her hang up of trying to make something work out with the dude who busted her cherry she looked else where. The dude couldn't even make her come. Her best friend who had many cock inside her told her she was wasting her time. It look two dated before she realized I knew how to eat pussy. After that the orgasms came over and over.

So to end this short public message a virgin screw is nothing but some blood and tears. Getting her to come for the first time is the real tophy. Peace

I confess that recently I saw one of those bums with a will do anything for money signs. I hate bums. Always have always will. So I pull over and tell him to jump in. Well his story is that he needs twenty bucks to buy a calling card to call his daughter long distance as it is her birthday and he hasn't seen her in over a year.

Well I took him back to my place and told him to strip and jump in the shower as he stank like Sarah Palin's pussy. He comes out dripping water all over my place and asks for a towel. I told him he would not need one. I told him to get on all fours and he gave me a look like I was crazy. I was all like you want to get your money or not? He must have been desperate as he let me fuck him in the ass. I did not use a condom. He must not have really been into it as he puked half way through. Right before I bust a nut I pulled out and came all over the carpet. It was the sickest nut bust I have ever had. I made him lick it up too!

After that I told him to stay put. I ran into the kitchen and got a bunch of bing cherries which I shoved up his ass. He wanted to use my shitter before he left and I told him no way was a bum ever going to use my facilities. He got dressed and left. He didn't make it too far before I saw him clutch his guts. He must have been desperate as he squated right then and there in the parking lot and started dropping out cherries all over the asphalt. Must have been his unlucky day as right at that moment a police cruiser comes around the corner and sees this shaggy bum crapping in the parking lot. Oh I forgot to tell you I was jerking off this whole time. Once they saw what he was about the one cop lost it and smacked him up against the squad car which made him lose even more cherries. Some got on the cops leg which seems to have really made him lose it. I can't hear what they are saying but I see he is nodding up at my place. The cops don't even glance and start beating him with night sticks. At this moment I shot a load all over my drapes. The second greatest nut bust I have ever had!

They didn't even pull his pants up when they threw him in the cruiser which makes me think he shat the rest of them all over the cop cars interior.

Does this make me gay?

Can someone please help? I'm a newbie and I have read a lot of people talking about Tor, and I've googled, yahoo searched, bing, and ask.com and can't figure out which Tor everyone on here is talking about. Please help. Any and all help is greatly appreciated.

Best search engine for obscure porn?

I've been using google for years, but I occasionally switch to Bing (used to use AllTheWeb before yahoo ate and raped them); just for a different set of results for the same terms.

What are your favourite search engines for obscure porn? (in particular, i search for girls masturbating and squirting in public; preferably indoors, where its carpeted. Like a library or stairwell or something)

Starting in June of 2006. i graduated HS in 2005. I'm 25 now, this was when i was 19. I had a rough school year that year, i studied my ass off and was struggling all year in school, when i got to the point where i said fuck it, and just dropped every class. i got a job apprenticing at a tattoo shop (not really a job, i didn't get paid i just got free tats and was first learning how to be a tattoo artist myself) when i started smoking weed a lot more than i ever really did before. I also tried coke for the first time, and would drink regularly.

I met a guy through the shop, who i will refer to as "Mark". mark was like 30 something at the time, working as a piercer there. he always had girls coming in and getting piercings from him, going in his booth for up to 20 minutes at a time, and i never saw money exchange hands. a lot of the time, the girls definitely didn't look 18, and I'm sure their parents weren't there letting this happen. my suspicions got the better of me after being there about 2 months and i walked into his booth to borrow his cell phone charger, and he's getting a blow job from a girl while her other friend was sitting at watching and laughing. he told me to come in, and i was just standing in the doorway, with the curtain over my shoulder, unsure as to what to do. he told the other girl i was a tattoo artist there, and that she should hook up with me. without really any hesitation, she got up and started to come over to me and kiss me. i kissed her back for about 10 seconds, before i pushed her off and walked out. after a couple minutes they all came out of the booth and the girls left and mark came back over to me. he was laughing lightly and simply asked me why i didn't get a blow job or fuck her or whatever. and i was like well man, i have a girlfriend, you know that. and plus i don't even think those girls were legal. and he said and ill never forget exactly what he said to me that day. "who fucking cares about their ages man? they want dick just as much as any girl". and i was totally about to debate him, but i had no valid argument. i agreed.

I've always known deep down i find younger girls (around 14 - 18) attractive, but never really fantasized about doing anything about it. but i definitely realize their beauty. working at the tattoo shop i got to see a lot of girls, and after picking up piercing in 2008, i got to pierce a lot of tits. some clits, but they were older women and 20 something year olds. the 17 year olds coming in getting their tits pierced was awesome as fuck though, and even one time, a mother and daughter both got them done at the same time. mothers tits were saggy as fuck and gross though.

now i apologize to anybody thinking this is the extent of my confession. that was only the beginning, I'm trying to give you a light history as to how this whole thing happened. i was exposed to younger girls for a couple years. i worked with mark off and on, at two different shops together. we shared girls and even had a foursome with two girls somewhere along the lines, but after awhile, it wasn't cutting it for me. i wanted more excitement, i wanted more passion.

i started using cocaine heavily at this point, winter 2009. it wasn't to the point i was beating anybody for drugs or stealing or anything, but a lot of my income (at that time i was making around 60k a year) was going to blow. i was constantly working, i co owned a shop with a friend of mine from high school, and we were doing ok. he also did coke, and i was the one who sold it to him. He became ALOT worse than me at it, and he would go on binges of 2 or 3 days without sleep or food. he was to the point it was almost sickening to watch.

well after awhile of this behavior from him, he started messing around trying to get a lot more coke than he could afford, trying to sell it. he was cutting it so much, he couldn't even sell it to anyone because it was shit, and secondly, i was selling to everyone he was trying to sell it to. this pissed me off, but i let it slide and kind of helped him out and would give him more than i would give anyone else.

well i remember the day, he calls me at like 2:45am. i shoulda said i remember the night, but oh well. early morning. he sounded like fucking shit, like he had just blown an eight ball and called me a second later. he was talking fast as hell rambling on about fucking up horribly. this was normal for me, i would listen, mumble every things gonna be ok, and tell him id see him tomorrow. well he started to yell, then get quiet and say to himself no don't yell don't yell. he said dude you have to come over my house. you have to come over right now. and i kept asking him why, what was so important? he just basically broke down and said he couldn't tell me, but he needed me to come over. so i got on my clothes i took off about a half hour before to try to get a couple hours of sleep, and headed to his apartment. it was only 4 blocks away so i ran.

i go in his building and up to his floor and knocked on his door. he let me in after it sounded like he was moving shit around, and i came in took off my jacket and said what the fuck was the big deal?

he lead me into his family room and sat me down on the couch. at this point I'm pissed that he's all coked out, hasn't paid me yet for any of it, and is probably going to rant on about how he needs more or something. well he looks at me and is like, we need to go to the store. we need a lot of things. and i look at him and say dude, what the hell are you talking about? i get up, and I'm walking over to the kitchen to at least drink a beer because I'm awake, and i almost fell over. i fucking kicked a body laying on the ground.

under me, on the hardwood floor, was a girl, half naked, with only pajama pants and socks on. laying on the floor. no blood, no wounds or anything. I'm thinking ok so she's passed out drunk or something. maybe she's sleeping and he wanted her to leave. but then it occurred to me. why the fuck would he call me, tell me to come over in such a rush and say we needed to go to the store to buy things? I'm pretty sure this bitch is dead at this point. i back away. i almost vomited. i sat back down. i asked him to explain how the fuck this was happening.

he told me he got the ball from me earlier in the night when we were leaving the shop (around 1030, it was a slow weekday night) and he went to his friends house. his friend apparently didn't have any money to do the blow, so he came up with an idea. he was going to get my friend some pussy for some coke. my friend of course said ok, that would be fine. the other guy said he would have to go out and call his friend and for my friend to come with. they both hopped in the car, and while they were driving through the city, the other guy randomly stopped on side street. a girl they had passed was walking past the side street, and didn't walk down it, and kept walking. the guy then turned the car back on, and pulled onto the main street then onto another side street. he turned off the car, and got out this time. the girl walked down the side street, and apparently the guy struck a conversation with the girl.

my friend is thinking at this point that the girl is this guys friend, and she's going to come and fuck him later. well, the guy takes out a rag, puts it over her mouth, yells at my friend to open the back door, they throw her in the car, and they drive off back to his friends house. when they get to the house, for one reason or another, the guy didn't want to stay there, so they went to my friends house. the one who's living room I'm sitting in now wondering why theres a body on the floor.

so once inside, my friend started to scream at the guy and all this shit, and the guy casually explains, he found someone my friend could fuck, and when he was done, all they'd have to do is put her somewhere out of the city after feeding her a bunch of xanax and she wouldn't be the wiser. well how coked up my friend was, he went along with it. he said he and his friend fucked her for an hour or two, and then his friend left unexpectedly to let my friend deal with the girl. my friend said he couldn't drag her out of his apartment alone or drive her anywhere because he didn't have a car. so this was apparently where came in. well the first thing i did once i knew the whole story, i went back over to her. checked her pulse. thank fucking god she was alive.

second thing i did, was ask if he had any xanax. and he said of course. i asked if he had fed her any yet. he hadn't. so i crushed up two 1mg pills put it in a shot of water mixed it around, i layed her on her back and poured it down her throat. good, now she will be out for a little longer. i wasn't trying to have her wake up in the middle of my brainstorming.

now i know what you think. yeah this guy couldn't have been so calm and collected during this. I'm writing this years later, describing what i was DOING. my mind was absolute shit at this point. i had vivid hallucinations of police running through the door arresting us both. this girl looked 16 or so, she was half naked drugged and unconscious on my friends floor, and i just fed her anti anxiety pills commonly used for date rape.

i look at my friend after i gave her the zannies. i said i need to go home and get my car. we need to do this quick, before its like 5 or 6 am, and more people are leaving their apartments going to work or whatever the fuck their doing. anybody up at this hour is most likely drunk or fucked up so we should be fine if we get her to my car in 4 minutes and nobody sees. so I'm about to walk out the door. when it occurs to me.

i look back over at the floor, see this girl laying there. its too easy. as I'm walking over to her I'm taking my belt off. my friend looks at me like I'm crazy and is like what the hell are you doing?! we have to get her out of here man! and I look back and say, dude, if you don't shut the fuck up, you'll be the one laying on this goddamn floor. I'm tired, i got a bunch of shit to do tomorrow morning, you call me over here for the weirdest fucking request anyone has ever asked me, I'm going to fuck this girl. because if i don't, and we get fucked for this, i would totally regret not doing it. he started to argue me, i said stfu a couple more times, and he sat back down.

i got down on the ground, i took off her pajama pants. stared at her pubic hair airstrip down to her nice pussy. just looked at it for a minute. i licked my fingers, and slid two of them up and down her slit. i started to put them inside her, and it felt so weird. whenever i fingered a girl before, it was responsive, and would tighten up however i moved my fingers. with her, there was nothing. i was still rock hard, I've had a sleep fetish forever and this was pretty damn close to that. a girl who is laying there susceptible to whatever you want to dish out, taking it all no matter what.

i whipped my dick out and rubbed it along her clit, and as I'm doing this, i suddenly yelled to my friend, go and grab my fucking car and bring it back here. i threw him my keys. he got up and ran out the door. i looked back down at her, laying on her back, i started to slap her tits around. nice B cups, and bent down and sucked on the left one. then i guided my cock up to her pussy, and rubbed the head of it up and down her slit. i really had to spit on my dick like three times to get it wet enough to get it inside. once it was in, i just really pounded it like how you would beat off when you really just wanted to cum as quick as possible. after about two minutes of thrusting, i felt the cum building up.

i pulled out right before i busted, and i opened her mouth, and came into her throat. i took more water from a cup on the coffee table, and poured a little in her mouth. i put my clothes back on, washed my hands, washed my face with water, then i went and grabbed a bunch of baby wipes from the bathroom. yeah, i knew my friend had those, he docent use toilet paper he docent like it he uses those like pre wet baby wipes. weird, but in this situation i was thankful. i put one around my fingers, and shoved it up her pussy. rubbed it around the edges, and rubbed her face with it. i ended up grabbing around 10 more, rubbing her whole body down with them. i don't really know if that would destroy evidence, but i did it anyway.

after what seemed like eternity, my friend comes rushing in the door. he wants to know how were going to get her out of the apartment, and into the car. i asked where he parked, and he said out front. i said no you dumb fuck, theres a camera out front your building remember? we need to take her out the back in to the alley. I'm going to find some girls clothes and dress her up. he didn't have any clothes from girls or anything like that, so i put her in a big hoodie and picked her up. i said i would pretend she was sick and i would mutter how she needs to feel better and wed be home soon down the hallways so if anyone came out their door they would think i was ushering a sick girl home to her own bed. i said go now, get the car, and pull up out back. it took me about 10 minutes to carry her down 4 flights of stairs to the back door. thank god the only person who saw me was an old lady who was walking her dog to the end of the hallway to piss on her neighbors door. dumb bitch. everyone in the building hated her. she would probably forget in ten minutes i even passed her. i finally get outside, my friend has my car idling there. he opens the back door, i throw her in the seat, and i hop in and he gets in the back seat. i was going to say get up front, but it made more sense. when i pull over, he can just open the door and push her out.

i have no idea where I'm going to go to do this in a secluded area. so i just drive. i got on the highway, and i drove a couple exits till i wasn't in the actual city. every red light i was debating just doing it right there. but eventually, we got to a stretch of road that wasn't well lit and it was secluded. woods on both sides. so i pulled over real quick, and he opened his door, and kind of slid her off the seat. he told me i was good to go, and i drove forward, and he shut the door. i looked in the rear view mirror, she was about 3 feet off the shoulder on the grass, not super visible, but if you drove by, you would definitely see. no cars were coming, so i sped down the road and back onto another more lit road and drove around till i found the highway again.

by the way, he took off his hoodie i put on her, pretty much last second before i pulled over. thank god, because that might have been evidence against him.

so long story short, or should i say long story even longer, was we finally got back to his apartment, by this time, it was pretty much light out. we both get upstairs and i laid down on his couch. for what had happened, i was surprisingly calm. i felt pretty damn good. i told him it was fucked up to get into a situation like that, but hey, i was just as guilty as he was for going along with it. we drank a couple beers, decided on not opening the shop in a couple hours, and went to sleep.

i really never forgot about it like i woke up the next day and rehashed it so many times n my head, fucking her, pounding what felt like her lifeless body, and nutting all in her mouth. i knew my friend would never tell anyone either, i mean, why risk it? but anyway, the next night, we were at a bar we tend to frequent for a couple drinks a couple nights a week. somebody was talking about how someone they knew heard about someone THEY knew who got "kidnapped" and then was found outside the city the next day. me and my friend looked at each other, and asked the guy what he knew, and seemed mesmerized something like this would happen. it was almost funny in an eerie sort of way.

needless to say, nothing has ever come of it, and I've since quit all drugs completely, my friend still smokes weed and we both drink but other than that, were doing ok. the guy who actually grabbed the girl in the first place is in jail now apparently according to my friend. armed robbery. could of seen that coming.

well i feel a lot better, I'm confident that this won't get back to me, unless someone does a shitton of digging and finds out the actual incident, but i don't even think it was reported to the police or in the paper or anything. so good luck.

ONE LAST FINAL NOTE. to anybody who says pics or any bullshit, i totally would of taken pics and vids of her and me fucking her, but i still wouldntve posted them on here. maybe a pic if i blurred the face, but yeah ir egret not having a camera. well my hands fucking hurt like shit from typing this up so franticly. at least if you think its fake, you read the whole thing and enjoyed it. i know what i did. i don't care what you anonymous people think. the more people who think its fake, the better off i am anyway.

One random Friday I was sitting in my Chicago apartment drinking a beer and watching TV. Around 7, my phone rang. It was "Karen," one of my booty calls at the time. It was early so I was kinda confused; we normally never called each other until at least midnight, even on weekdays:

Tucker "You drunk already?"
Karen "Hehe. No baby. What are you up to right now?"
Tucker "Nothing. Watching Morimoto make some crazy mushroom cr�me brulee. Battle Porcini on Iron Chef."
Karen "Uhhh, OK. Well...I am going on some silly blind date tonight that my friend set me up on...but I was wondering if I could swing by your place and get a protein shake first?"

Very nice. Karen is obviously making an attempt to move up from Irregular Booty Call to Head Dick Sucker.

Tucker "Yeah, sure. Just come on by. I'll be here."
Karen "Cool. I'll see you soon."
Tucker "Hey baby--bring me some beer."

Not even ten minutes later, she rolled into my place...with a 12 pack of Miller Light. Karen's going to have to learn the difference between good beer and watered down horse piss if she wants to move up in my Ho Hierarchy.

She got right down to business because her date started in less than 30 minutes. I kept watching the Iron Chef, because come on, Morimoto is a genius. Plus, I've seen the show Karen was putting on before. It's really good, but it's been in syndication for months; you don't really need to pay attention till the ending.

I wasn't supposed to meet my friends until 10, so when she left around 8 I just kept drinking at my place. I started thinking about how fucking cool it was that I had a girl coming over to my place to suck me off before she went out on a date. I may not be Hugh Heffner, but I doubt many guys pull something like that off on a regular basis.

Then I started feeling bad for her date. This poor schmuck had no idea that the girl whose chair he was pulling out and buying dinner for and being nice to had her lips wrapped around my cock not even a hour earlier. God forbid if this poor dude kisses her goodnight. I wonder if it'll cross his mind that even with beer breath, her mouth shouldn't taste that salty.

But in a way, I didn't feel that bad for him. You can't make a ho into a housewife, and when you take one out on a date, you aren't helping your chances. I guess some guys never learn.

Of course, he had no idea what she was like; after all, that was the whole point of the date. I guess it just goes to show, you never really can tell...

OH SHIT!!

HOW MANY GIRLS HAVE DONE THIS TO ME??

I shot up from the couch in shock, spilling beer all over myself.

Has this ever happened to me? Have I ever been the sucker that took a girl out after she bought beer for another guy and then blew him?

Oh.My.God--it has to have happened to me. HAS TO. I've been out with so many women, there is just about no way that this hasn't happened to me. And considering the moral fortitude of many of the girls I've hooked up with--suspect at best, wretched prostitute at worst--it is damn near certain that I've been That Guy at least once.

I mean, if Karen does this for me, why not for other guys too? I am pretty fucking cool, but there are other cool guys in the world besides me. Or so my friends tell me. Plus, it's not like I've always known what I now know about women. I could have easily been the sucker many times in my life.

And why stop at dick sucking? How many girls have I slept with that were with other guys the same day as me? Or went from another guy right to me? With out even cleaning up?

I wouldn't even know would I? HOW? HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW? There is no way I could tell, short of smelling the semen on her breath. Would I even smell it? Smell it--WHAT ABOUT TASTE IT?

Oh dear god. Please tell me that I haven't tasted it. I need to go vomit.

I stomped around my apartment for the two hours until I met my friends out. I explained the whole situation to them and they laughed, made fun of me, and told me to get over it. I wasn't having it:

Tucker "How can you be so cavalier about this? This is my mental health at stake! I can't be hooking up with seconds THE SAME DAY. That's for losers and douche bags, NOT Tucker Max!"
Friend "Well apparently not, Sloppy Joe."
Tucker "Aren't you just the comedian?"
Friend Tucker, haven't you done this to girls before? You know, fucked one in the morning, then gone out and picked up another and fucked her?"

This person is no longer my friend. Like I wasn't already mind-fucked enough tonight.

Tucker "SO WHAT? IT'S DIFFERENT!"
Friend "How?"
Tucker "BECAUSE IT'S ME!"
Friend "Wait--didn't you just get YOUR dick sucked tonight? And now you're out trying to get laid?"

Tucker "FUCK YOU!!"
Friend "Dude, it's happened to all of us, and we've all done it to others. Women are women, men are men. This happens to everyone."
Tucker "FUCK THAT. I AM TUCKER MAX. I AM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU. THIS SHIT DOES NOT HAPPEN TO ME!"
Friend "Oh man; Is it going to be one of those nights with you?"

I drank, and drank, and drank, yet I was still unable to drown the thought that I'd been totally played by multiple women, and didn't even know which ones had done it to me.

That might have been the worst part--not knowing. Well, that and the prospect that I have at some point kissed a girl who still had semen caked to her teeth from 45 minutes ago. I know of at least one ex-girlfriend that cheated on me, but we were long distance and I fucked more than Caligula when I was dating her, so I wasn't pissed about that. But what about all those girls I thought were all wrapped up in me? How many of them fucked other people behind my back? Literally?

What also fucked me up was that women were doing the same thing to me that I was doing to them, except I didn't even know they were doing it. For the entirety of my life up to that point I thought I had the upper hand, that I was the player and not the playee when in fact, I was possibly just another chump. The illusion of control was shattered. Needless to say, this little revelation colored my perspective for the rest of the night. If by "colored my perspective" I mean "totally fucked me up beyond all repair."

Sometimes, too much to drink is still not enough. I needed therapy to bury my anxiety, and alcohol was going to be my counselor. Yes friends, this was going to be one of "those" nights.

At the first bar I went around quizzing girls about how often this sort of thing happens:

Tucker "Let me ask you a question: Have you ever sucked off one guy, then went on a date with another guy right after? Like that same night? Or fucked another guy right after you blew a different guy, but without telling the second one?"

Girl "EXCUSE ME?"
Tucker "Don't play coy with me."

As you can imagine, this made me very popular with the ladies.

At bar two, I ordered at least three rounds of shots in the first ten minutes. I kept making toasts like this one:

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The bitch gave me head,
And some other guy too."

My toasts to cuckoldry got the attention of a group of girls, and they came over to talk to us. My friends, who had not yet consigned all the women of earth to a fiery death and eternal damnation, made up a story about me to explain my behavior. They told the girls that I had just broken up with my girlfriend who I was in love with and to not pay attention to anything I said. It was my first night out and I was bitter and mean. I helped enforce this lie with the toast I gave to the next round of shots:

"This shot feels so good, this shot feels so right,
I can't believe she fucked me and another guy tonight.
To drown my pain, I bought this alcohol at the store,
Because let's face it: All women are whores."

Greased by the bullshit story that I had been dumped, the girls actually thought that I was funny. One of them tried to console me by switching the subject to music. I told her I was a country music fan, which is not even remotely true.

Girl "Really! I like to make up my own lyrics to country music songs. Like, you know that one song, Let's Get Drunk and Screw? I like to pretend the lyrics are Let's Wait in Line for Shoes."
Tucker [I stare blankly at her for a good ten seconds]
Girl [Still trying to be cheery] "Isn't that funny?"
Tucker You are making me stupider."
Girl "What!?!?"
Tucker [Wait for it...wait for it...] "I bet you've sucked miles of dick."
She immediately turned away and as she walked off stuttered, "You're, you're...a JERK!"
Tucker "Have another shot? DON'T MIND IF I DO!"

That pretty much sealed our fate at bar two. Bar three presented some ample targets, but I was still too head fucked to do anything, so my friends planted me at a table and went looking for girls on their own.

After about three seconds I got bored and started wandering around. I snatched some pink drink off the bar as the girl who owned it looked the other way, took a sip, and immediately spit it out. A girl on the other side of me used this to initiate conversation:

Girl "Gross?"
Tucker "Yeah, it tastes like ass."
Girl "I like ass."
Tucker "What's your name?"

Had it been any other night, I would have turned this little gem into a tongue up my ass crack. Not tonight. Tonight, it was only a matter of time before I fucked it up.

Tucker "But be honest--would you ever eat out one guys ass and then come kiss me the same day?"

And I'm spent.

My friends were doing well with this one group of girls and looked to be on the way to hook-up victory...until I decided that I wanted to hear the sound of breaking glass, and we all got kicked out.

We ended up going to a late night club. When we got there, I was so drunk the bouncer almost didn't let me in. My last clear memory is my friend grabbing me at the bar after I ordered a double something, and trying to calm me down:

Friend "Dude, you've had too much. This is bordering on dangerous."
Tucker "The only dangerous amount is none!"
Friend "How many drinks did you have at the last place?"
Tucker "You're counting MY drinks? If you want to act like my liver accountant then you can pay the bill too."
Friend "I PAY YOUR BAR TABS ANYWAY!"
Tucker "I'M FAMOUS--WOMEN CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!"

They sat me in a corner and went back out on the prowl. One or two more drinks later, I decided that I was going to dance. Completely immersed in my indignant self-pity on the dance floor, I found my savior.

In the corner of the club, dancing alone, I found the person that I could trust. I found my one. My soul mate. The person who would never betray me and who would love me forever and never fuck anyone else behind my back without telling me.

This was the most gorgeous person I had ever seen. Piercing blue eyes and sandy blond hair. Great body. A deep, penetrating stare that belied a wisdom and understanding beyond the average person. Great charisma. And we had immediate chemistry.

I danced with them for an hour, giving them seductive looks, coyly flirting with them, seductively telling them how much I cared about them. And they responded to everything I offered by offering it back. Every smile was met with a smile, every caress with an equal response.

In my eyes, I finally found someone that I was in love with.

I was too drunk to realize this at the time, but my friends were watching me the whole time...and all they saw was me dancing in front of a huge mirror.

With myself.

And no one else within 10 feet of me.

Let me emphasize: I was so drunk, I was dancing WITH MYSELF in the mirror. For AN HOUR. NO ONE was near me.

Not only did I never once realize it, the only thing I remembered the next morning from that club was thinking that I'd fallen in love. For real, it took several of them to convince me that I was dancing alone, and not with the most amazing girl I'd ever met.

My friends also told me that later when the lights came on indicating closing time, I staggered out of the club onto the street, ran away from them, and their last sight was me careening down the street, bouncing off store fronts and parked cars, yelling:

"IF YOU WANT TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME, YOU CANNOT FELLATE ANYONE ELSE FOR AT LEAST TWENTY-FOUR HOURS BEFOREHAND! DO YOU HEAR ME?? AND I WANT YOU TO SHOWER TOO! I HAVE STANDARDS!! BECAUSE I AM NOT A DOUCHE, YOU HAVE TO DOUCHE!!"

Now THAT is Tucker Max Drunk.

But unfortunately, Tucker Max Drunk is not free. At some point the bill comes due. How expensive is it? Let's tally the total:

You know it's been a hard night when you wake up totally dehydrated and still dizzy.

You know it's been a really hard night when you wake up dehydrated, drunk and dizzy and don't know where you are and have no memory of how you got there.

But it is only when waking from a truly Tucker Max Drunk night that you are completely dehydrated, still very drunk, too dizzy to stand, and though you don't know your exact location or how you got there, you do realize that you have just woken up OUTSIDE, in a PUBLIC PARK, with a stray dog LICKING YOUR FACE.

Raise your hand if you've ever had that happen to you.

I clawed my way to a park bench, pulled myself up onto it, and saw a huge Tin Man statue. For a split second, I honestly thought I'd died and hell was sponsored by Warner Brothers. That was a bit of a shock, because I'd always thought Disney would rule hell. Then I remembered: I lived right by a park called Oz Park, though until this moment it had not occurred to me where it got it's name.

Encouraged by the fact that I was close to my apartment, I started walking. After falling a few times and finally getting that damn dog to stop licking my face and following me, I found a street name I recognized, and followed it back to my apartment.

I was so concerned with keeping my balance and navigating correctly, I didn't really notice till I got home that my face and scalp were itching something terrible.

I was reaching up to discover the source of this itch as I stumbled in my door. My roommate took one look at me, audibly gasped and got that "Oh my god" face I've seen so many times. He usually lets out a laugh when he sees the after effects of one of my binges, but this time he was so shocked he could only cover his mouth, point and utter, "Go look in the mirror."

I felt my face, and there was definitely something sticky and hard crusted onto it. Thinking that it was possibly blood and I had sustained a head injury, I rushed to the bathroom, and there in mirror was rock bottom:

The "love of my life" stared back at me with a face covered in hardened, crusted vomit. Yellow and brown bile matted my hair, chunks were in my eyebrows and ears, my cheek and neck even had pieces of grass stuck in the vomit crust. I looked like some sort of botched special effect. So much for being too good for whores' sloppy seconds.

But the piece de resistance lay on the top of my head, at the edge of the crusted vomit, precariously stuck to my hair, still stuck to the vomit:

A small, dry, hardened dog turd.

POST SCRIPT

The repercussions of that night did not end there. First off, my (now ex-) roommate will call me shit-head for the rest of my life, and I deserve it.

Secondly, my friends rode me endlessly about dancing with myself in a mirror. I still don't know if I believe them though, because I could SWEAR it was a girl I was dancing with, and I thought I even kissed her. Oh well, let's hope I don't stare into a reflective body of water anytime soon.

But more importantly, I will never look at women the same way. Ever. This event, combined with a story my friend told me right after that about his ex-girlfriend letting herself get fucked by three Mexicans in front of him to get even for him cheating on her totally ruined me. Now, every time I look at or talk to a woman, I can't help but think to myself, "Has she already sucked a dick today? How recent was her last migrant worker gang-bang?"

Granted, I've done horrible stuff also, but anyone in the world can read this site and know what I've done. It's the not knowing that really messes with me. What fucks me up is to think that first dates or even other girls I'm casually dating are fucking around on me, and not even just on other days, but right before they see me. I don't really go on dates anymore since I learned that you don't need to spend money to get pussy, but when I did, I have to wonder how many girls came out with sperm breath. And how many of those did I kiss? And even now I wonder how many women have I met out at a bar who fucked a guy before going out, and then went home with me?

I talked to all my female friends about this, and the response was varied.

-The dumb ones were like, "Ohhhh--can I come over and suck you off too?" Yes you may. And bring beer.

-The na�ve ones were like, "A girl came over and sucked your dick before a date?? No girl does that!!" Riiiiight...and you've never had a boyfriend cheat on you. Go back to reading books you buy at the grocery store with Fabio on the cover and leave reality to the rest of us.

-I finally got some usable feedback from my smart female friends. Most of them were like, "This is news to you? That there are women who do what you do? Tucker, I thought you were smarter than this." Thanks for making me feel better.

One friend in particular summed it up: "At least you had this realization. Most guys go through life being blissfully ignorant. My girlfriends who juggle a lot of guys are the ones who don't give off any slutty vibe...which is how they totally get away with it. Every guy they are with thinks they've got the perfect situation--a sweet girl who comes over at midnight once or twice a week because that's all she wants. They don't understand that she's got the same perfect arrangement with four other guys."

I futilely tried to maintain that giving me head was so good that women actually wanted to do it and didn't care about getting anything back, but she just laughed. And she's right to laugh.

Not that sucking my dick is some chore--believe me I WISH I could go down on myself--but the idea that any guy is so much better than other guys that he is above the cuckoldry of a woman is ridiculous on face. Believe me guys: No matter how good you are, some girl has played you...and you probably didn't even realize it.

Don't think about this question for too long fellas, or it will drive you nuts. I fixated on it for a whole night and ended up dancing with myself in a mirror for an hour and then woke up in a public park with vomit crusted to my face and dog shit stuck to my head--trust me on this.

And the VERY best part? Karen and I never hooked up again. She ended up seriously dating the guy she met that night.

And he still doesn't know what was on her lips when they met...

Bisexual femboy 23 from Denton, mostly (like 75%) into getting fucked by men, but I'm 6'5, unfortunately (for me most times) a bit hung, and enjoy watching women during sex because I always wanted to be one. So I'd still be down to meet like minded women, preferably girls who wanna do things with other guys, like to get high af, and/or casually binge porn. 
But anyway,  BISEXUAL MEN. I prefer Bi men because I like an older guy who wants me to be as feminine as possible & to be a bottom the entire time. 
Role play is neat, but someone's gotta believe it. If we look similar at all and/or you like taboo then let's discuss a "way that we know eachother" to tell other people. 
I have to go to a party so I should end this post now.

I confess that last night I was using Bing to search for porn pics and found 2 pics that I took in the results. It turned me on so much I had to stroke one off right then.

I confess my cock hurts from days of rubbing on it. I came a few nights ago.
I typically rub on it for 1-2 hours per day, sometimes more, and don't cum. Why? When I ejaculate, I don't feel horny anymore, and also it makes my cock even more sore. It makes it sore to tug and rub hard on it, so it's nice to take it out of my basketball shorts and gently rub it.

I try to limit my ejaculation to once every 3-5 days. I used to have a habit of busting 1-3 times per day a few years ago, around 18 year of age. However sometimes i'll go on a jerk-off binge and bust 3 times in a day. But it's so much better to just keep rubbing on it for a week and I build up so much seman that I want to fuck any hot bitch that I see.

Oh and ps, I have sex at least once a week (GF), but have only cum once from it. We've been together for 7-8 months. I think I have the same problem with sex, I just don't want to "finish", I want to keep the horny levels high as the sky.

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