r u a balloon tits or legs?

giant balloons Jen

balloons set free

One night in February last year, it was snowing and I was bored. I decided to buy a leotard, bra, phone cord, ski mask, and water balloons at the local Walmart. That same night I put the bra on and inserted two water balloons in the bra. I then tied my penis in back of me and put the leotard on. Then I put the ski-mask on and waited until 3:00 am. I put some pants and a coat on and left my house. I went 4 blocks away and found a open parking garage that was abandoned and took the coat and pants off. I then left the garage and walked around nine or ten blocks with the balloons bouncing inside of the bra that is under the leotard. I then went on a main street and several people saw me. Some guys whistled at me as they were driving by. I then ran about three blocks on that main road getting exited each time a car drove by. Then I turned into an alley and walked about a block down. As I was walking, I didn't notice this old man sitting on a lawn wall. He said to me "Aint it cold out here honey?" I didn't reply. I walked past him, turned the corner and wanted him to see more of my tits bouncing (even though they were fake)and my ass. So I walked past him again and repeated to do so three more times. The fourth time around as I was passing him, he slapped my butt really hard and almost knocked me down. It hurt as first but it felt good shortly after. I then left there and went back to the garage, put my coat/pants back on and took the ski-mask off as I was walking back to my house.

Who remembers those videos of a teen stripping on a bed with the red and purple balloons on her wall. Her name? The videos? Help a brother out.

I'm a totally shaved man whose Been wearing a bra and panties out in public. I stuff the bra with balloons. Would love for a man to notice my fake tits bouncing come up and squeeze my tits. Take me somewhere and fuck my ass. Do you want to fuck me?

Censorship & Filters; Please sign & reblog.

This site will be banned!

Many of you may not know what David Cameron has been up to. Basically he is calling to filter all pornography from the internet in the UK. Now, you’ll be able to call up your ISP and ask them to let it through but there are many that will feel too shy, embarrassed or judged to do this. He is also placing an out right ban on certain kinds of pornography making possession a crime. David is using children as his argument here. Within the industry we applaud any law that will aid in the protection of children however the adult industry has nothing to do with children, we do all we can to keep children away from viewing our sites (ie: adult tags) and we rely on the parents to do the rest as you’d expect any decent parent to (fire walls, watching your children and education). We the adult industry also have nothing to do with sex crimes against children, it is an appalling fact of life that these things do happen but these crimes are committed by sick individuals or well organised crime syndicates who are certainly nothing to do with our world!

So, why is this a problem?

1. I would argue that as people we have the right to view porn if we so wish.

2. We have the right to make our own minds up about porn and anything else for that matter.

3. Filters imposed by countries are never just used as filters, they are often misused to benefit others.

4. The adult industry in the UK is fragile and people will lose money/jobs in an economy that is already struggling

5. Given that in countries that allow pornography and have relaxed laws regarding it cases of rape have fallen, it would be safe to argue that cases of rape will increase should you block it.

6. Define porn, it differs from person to person. To some it’s Bukkake and Gangbangs, to others it’s girls rubbing balloons with their feet… Where will the line be drawn and where will censorship eventually end?

7. Pornography already suffers heavily from pirates and a legal system unwilling to help those whom own the rights to content. By banning certain pornography and making it difficult to acquire any in the 1st place will cause a ‘boom’ in pirated material. We will find our selves back in a situation where DVD’s are being sold out the back of vans and in bars. Basically people like the producers and performers will suffer financially while even more illegal content is sold and distributed illegally.

8. This move by David is one that in the long term will be damaging to the countries economy and sexual health all in order to gain a few extra votes in order to hold his position as Prime Minister.

9. The new laws will criminalise people, the average person, people like you.

I could go on, I could go into far greater detail than I have above. Unlike David though I am not about to insult your intelligence, I know the vast majority of people are well informed and more than capable of making up their own mind based on the knowledge and common sense they have. So please have a think about what I’ve written, even do some research if you feel you need to but please do it before David filters how much you can do.

If you agree please sign the petition below and thank you for taking the time to read this:

http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/51746

For many years I jerked to pictures and videos of traps. One day I took a trip and had an experience for myself. The fantasy was way better than the reality.

The trap looks good when they are all done up and you are in the right light, but when you get back to the hotel most of the shit comes off. The sexy legs and height fall when the shoes come off. The tits fade away when they take off the bra. Most of the real traps you encounter don't have the money for real fakes. So they just use push-up bras to make it look like they have tits..

Both of you normally want a shower before you get to the dirty, so when the makeup eventually comes off you are left with a petite fem dude with girly hair. Once you get down to business it also kinda sucks. You only have two holes to fuck with. Get some head is fine, then its all downhill.

Playing with the d is kinda fucked up. You aren't playing with the d of some hot passable fem shemale like you see in pornos. you are playing with a dudes dick. Its like jerkin yourself off but without any feeling. Blowing is another story. With a condom on its pretty much like sucking on a balloon, and condom off is pretty gay haha. No but you have to be careful with STDs and shit. Who really wants some strange dude blowing loading in your mouth.

I guess you could ask them to stay dressed, but I know my balls stink after walking around all night, so I can only assume theirs do too?

Not to mention the level of crazy you have to deal with with a trap. They may have an STD. They may try and rob you. They may try coming back unannounced to your hotel. They may beg for money. I've had all but the STD thing happen so far.

Chicks are way better. They don't look quite as good without all the shit on their face, but it is pure woman. You wake up in the middle of the night next to a chick you feel pretty good. You wake up next to a trap you met on a drunken night out and the only think you think is how can I get her the fuck out of here.

balloon tits just looking to be fucked such a cumslut

those balloons i bet would look better bouncing

balloon titties on her knees ready to suck ready to fuck