I don't get why every is going ape shit over flappy birds ?
Can anyone enlighten me?

More like yellow skin stupid ape 🖕🏼

I confess, I heard my sister-in-law (wife's sister) and her husband fucking and it was the hottest thing ever. The dirty talk was out of this world - literally the filthiest stuff I've ever heard - and I've been wanking over it for ages.

"I want to tongue fuck your shitter before you pound my cunt"

"Fucking use me... just take what you need"

"Spit in my mouth as you r*ape my cunt"

"Finger my shitpipe"

All of this was in a sexy south London accent. I'd be a liar if I said I didn't smell the sheets the next day when they were downstairs at breakfast.

niggers gonna go ape shit if george zimmerman is found not guilty.

Pack of 50 niggers steal from 7/11 store. Typical fucking ape behaviour. The sooner the Gov't wakes up and puts a bounty on niggers the better off we all will be. http://nbcwashington.com/news/local/Flash-Mob-Knocks-Over-Silver-Spring-7-Eleven-134286103.html

Fucked my ex last night. But, she is not an ex from last year, we were together more than 20 years ago. Now, we are both married, and on Sunday we met on a certain conference, since we are in the same line of work.

From the moment I met her, I guess I knew what is going to happend, and I think she knew too. She was my first. She was short, with big its, and a round ass. Still short, tits are still big, but she got bigger in total, we could say more fat than chubby.

In comparison to my wife, she is far from hot, but my marriage has been stale for a while, so, when I saw her, I was just pulled into this web of lust.

It is more a home sick feeling, I remembered all the fun times, and since we were so young, I guess I wanted to see how would it feel now.

She was the first that started flirting, and I just went for it. And man, did I go for it...

Our sex, earlier, was very vanilla, since we were both inexperienced, but now - I can surely claim that it is the best sex I ever had. When we got to the room, it was like, two wild animals. After losing up, I went ape shit on her, and she loved it. I slapped her, spanked her, choked her, fucked her ass, came on her hair, and in her ass.

Today, I want more. I know I wont get it, but man; i would leave everyithing for that level of sexual satisfaction.

i confess, i fucking love my best friend.
i mean that in many ways. though mostly i mean that i admire her, and i think she's the most awesome person in the world.
she was actually my wife's best friend when i first met my wife, and we all became very close and never go more then a few days without getting together to smoke pot and hang out.

let me describe her to you. she kinda reminds me of the character of Debra Morgan. from Dexter. (which is why i used the pic on my thread) she's stern, no bullshit, a total riot to hang out with and play video games or just watch a movie or tv. she has a potty mouth and has no problems with blurting out what's on her mind. though mostly i love that she's "herself" around me and my wife, and not many others. since we're basically her only friends she hangs out with.

she also sort of looks like Debra morgan, except she's blonde and has a better body. she's skinny, but great C tits, and a small but round ass that i can't ever stop staring at. she knows i find her ridiculously sexy, and in private drunk conversations we've established that if we were both single, we'd be fucking like bono apes all night. but since her, my wife and i are best friends. we behave and just treat each other as equals.

now my wife knows i love this girl, but what she doesn't know is that sometimes i feel like i love my best friend more then my wife.
is that normal? i always figured it's cause i've fucked my wife a million times, and i've never fucked my best friend, though it' clear to all 3 of us that i'd love to.
despite wanting to fuck her bad, i still treat her like my best friend, and have tons of respect for her. though i don't know how healthy this whole relationship is.
all i know is that i hope i have this chick around forever, cause she's probably one of the best things that's ever happened to me in my whole life. aside from my wife of course.

This forum is looking good . I breezed through a ton of pages and not o e NIGGER. I was so glad to beat my big dick and not have it ruined by a monkey ass looking ape nigger bitch or dude. Jobless mother fuckers. Jobless and they’re bitches, mommas, and whore daughters all smell like lotion. Thick my ass nigger whores you are fat.
FuckAll you niggers and nigger lovers

Talked to her for a year and a half. Helped her with homework, talked to her about her problems, catered to her every need every chance i got. So what does she do a week after I ask her out? fucks some fat ape looking dude and sends these to his email. Too bad I know her password:) comment if you want more.

Was fingering my wife’s ass hole while she was asleep last night. I lubed it up with her pussy juice. She woke up and went ape shit!

I confess I am obsessed with being caller nigger by white girls. I have fucked every married white woman in my neighborhood and most are my wife's friend. They call me nigger and porch monkey while I fuck them and eat their pussy. they always say they can't say those things but once the fucking starts they let them pour out. the more they say the harder I fuck. porch monkey, stupid nigger, yard ape, I love them all!