I have this real big thing for girls armpits, especially if they are hairy.

It started with a girl in college name Lori. We were in a racquetball class together. Lori had a killer fit body with big D-cup tits but her face was a 4 bagger. Her tits were firm and natural and when she played she would wear a sports bra which showed a lot. She also could whip everyone but me in the class. We often played together because playing the other students was a joke.Racquetball is a fun sport to play with a girl because there is a lot of contact as you move around the court.

One hot day after class I asked her to go to get ice cream to cool off. As it was hot and we were sitting in the shade on the grass and still sweaty from racquetball she took off her t-shirt and revealed the sexiest hairy armpits ever. I guess I was staring so she commented that she ended up with really bad rashes if she shaved. I told her I thought it was sexy and she told me I was the first guy to ever tell her that. After that day we always went for something to cool off after playing.

We ended up doing some doubles tournaments and did quiet well. Well enough to go to state. We did well but not good enough and lost a close match. We were both dripping with sweat and went to lay down and relax. She was laying down next to me with her arm above her head. I was so excited that I leaned over and licked her sweaty armpit. She gave me the funniest look so I licked her again. This time she giggled and lowered her arm. The drive back was loaded with tension and as we neared her place she asked me why I licked her. I told her I found her armpit sexy and wanted to taste it. When we got back to her place she asked if I wanted to come in. We had one fucking amazing night of sweaty sex. I was fucking her and licking her armpits. Apparently she found it sexy because she came 4 times while I was fucking her. When I came it was so intense. We saw each other for awhile but a few months later I went across country to a different college and we never saw each other again.

This is how I started my armpit fetish.

damn it sucks getting a condom burn/rash on your dick and not being able to jack off properly for 6+ months! and it takes forever to fucking heal! want so bad to lube up and stroke all night long but looks like it still may be a couple of weeks. lesson learned, don't abuse your best friend, or he may get wounded and stop months of self-pleasure!

What the hell is up with ML lately?

I've been trying to add videos to my group via teh "add to groups" button and the window that pops is blank.
There's a rash of spam shit links posted all over the most viewed video comments.
And the 'report member' button has been gone.

WTF?

I confess....

That I have seen the rash of "I am a cop" posts lately, and just really am baffled. Do the people who make those posts REALLY think anyone will believe they are a cop? Really?

Truth is, there probably ARE cops on here, and they probably do bait a little to see if anyone bites... and only an idiot would. Some offers really ARE just too good to be true. If you see a single mother posting that she wants to share her "young" daughter with lonely men, you can bet it is probably anything other than a young mother at the other end... some fat guy in his mother's basement at best, a cop at worst (if you are the idiot responding)

MOST of the stories I have read here are pure grade-A bullshit... people posting what they wish they could have or would have done. Is that illegal? I don't know... some of the stuff they talk about surely is, but posting their fantasy and hoping that someone believes it probably isn't.

As for the rash of people posting looking for cp (which I assume they are talking child porn, and NOT Cream Pie) are YOU guys nuts? First, you are inviting someone to investigate you, and second only an idiot would respond to it with real kiddie stuff

This site does a good job to remove anything illegal being posted, and likely as not are under some sort of obligation to report anything they feel is suspicious...

As for the fake cops, you probably are getting some sick thrill being here, let other people enjoy their own sick thrills... until and unless it is illegal, it isn't any of your business...

'nuff said

I confess riding greyhound gives me crotch rash and then my gf won't go down on me.

I am a Good Master looking to find his perfect sub who wont run out on the lifestyle half way through and will sit for the long hall.
(so im just going to steal this guy's format since i think its very well done)

Me: I am a good master fairly large im about 6'3" a little skinny but well built, I am well educated and have gone to good schools, Also have experience with other subs so i know how to act fairly. I respect others as much as they respect me and i never go back on my word to others including my subs.
I will dominate every part of your life from how you dress to how you pleasure your self in bed. You must be able to at a moments notice do anything and everything i say and be unquestionably loyal to me and only me.

You: You must follow all my rules and how i do things you must never question my rules or my decisions. You are allowed to have certain freedoms in your speech but it always must be in a polite subservient manner and im not asking for you to be an emotionally dead doll you are allowed to have your own thoughts and feeling but be careful how you express them for you shall get punished if you speak rashly. You will existence is solely for my pleasure and whimsical nature. If you are able to follow all my rules and do well you will be given various rewards attention and good discipline.

I cant wait to hear from you soon.

I trust most of you on here....NOT the trolls. Over the last few weeks, I have had these red bumps pop up over my hips/legs. They are not on my penis/scrotum. They don't hurt, there's no pus. No itching. I have had one sexual partner in the last 2 years, and I trust that she hasn't cheated on me. I don't think it's an STD...but it still worries me. I've heard heat rash? I work outside and sweat a lot. Any suggestions? Thanks for any help.

I must confess that I know my lover reads the boards here and he knows I do the same. It's both titillating and nerve wracking, as a woman always wonders what kinds of trouble her man might go looking for, but I do my best to be well-adjusted about it and understanding. I mean, I have my little bit of strange I'm into, so why shouldn't he? That doesn't mean I don't think about what I would do if I caught him doing more than he would ever be comfortable with me doing here...

I guess that's where the fantasy aspect of it comes into play. If I ever caught him exchanging more personal information, getting a little one-on-one time with a chic here, I would find ways to punish him with my body that would leave him never wanting to fuck around anywhere else in any way. I fantasize about waking up late at night, finding him hunched over both computer and phone, one open to email and the other text, pictures and messages from other girls spread across both, and his dick visibly hard. I would grab him by the hair at the base of his neck, pull his head back, and demand to know what the hell he thinks he's doing. I would walk around to the front of the chair, still using his hair as a handle, and force him to look at me while I shove his computer out of his lap and his phone to the floor. I sleep naked, so he would be forced to face me, him clothed and me not, while I accusingly inquire as to what those sluts have that I don't, and again, using his hair as handle, make him eye every inch of my well-curved, naked body. His wide eyed stare would take in my round 32D breasts, no longer pushed up by a bra, but sitting tantalizing ripe and full, no restraint. His eyes would slide down along the smooth indentation of my waist, lingering where the swell of my hips begins, then continue to mark the slight growth of hair at my pussy, just barely grown back from the last brazilian. His gaze would begin wandering down my legs before his eyes shift back to my pussy and my tits, and I would accusingly growl, "That's right. Get your fill, motherfucker. I'm about to fuck any other bitch's body and words out of your head."

Grabbing his hand, I'd drag him back to the bedroom, push him down on the bed, him stammering out apologies, explanations, anything to try to keep me from doing anything too rash. Once on the bed, I'd slowly crawl my way up his body, hands positioned just outside the line of his body, on the bed, with my nipples dragging slowly up his legs, his torso, his chest, until they were positioned just above his lips and almost eye-level. I can feel his cock begin to stir again and harden against the length of my body as I hover, wanting to suffocate him with my tits. Before giving into that desire, I crawl the rest of the way up his body, straddle his face, tops of my feet pressing down on his chest as I use my knees to keep his head focused up the length of me. "Any last words before I ride your face and obliterate your dirty fucking mind?" He'd shake his head as much as my knees and thighs allow and then I'd smother him with my pussy.

I can feel his lips hungrily working at my clit, and I angle my ass back some to give him greater access. I grind my hips in a circle eight, clit catching just the edge of his teeth as he opens his mouth to begin licking at my now swollen lips. Using the headboard as leverage, I gyrate against his mouth, sliding up to his nose, circling it with my clit and dipping it just a bit into my pussy, before sliding back down the lower part of his face, rubbing against the scruff of his chin. The friction is amazing and I can tell that he's forgetting this is a form of punishment. His hands release their grip on the sheets to steady my hips. He's aiming for a better position for himself and his enjoyment, but this isn't about what he wants. I force his hands off my hips, reposition myself at the best angle for my release, and ride his face until he is soaked with my pussy juice and panting from the punishing rhythm I'm keeping. He begins to groan, which I know means he's so fucking hard it's almost painful, but I'm a long way from easing that pain. He continues to groan, licking and sucking on my clit and pussy lips like his life depends on it (which, in some ways, it kinda does at this point), and I begin to feel that building momentum and heat. I slide down again to the scruff on his chin, taking a moment to revel in the friction that's building. He realizes that I'm closing to coming, works his hands free, and grabs my hips to angle my pussy right on his mouth as he tongues me until I cum, clawing at the headboard to keep myself mostly upright. My breathing is ragged, but I'm nowhere near satisfied.

I glance over my shoulder towards his cock, and I see it is fully curved forward, straining its length across his belly. I want to torture it with tongue and mouth, keeping him on the brink, dick so hard he can't even think straight, until he is begging for me to finish him. Considering the best way to do this, I shift off of his face, sit by his right side, and face the length of his body. Without straddling him again (I don't want to get too distracted), I grab the base of his cock with my left hand and smoothly and fully slide my mouth down the length of him, lips sealed around him until they meet my hand. I balance myself with my other hand and begin to pull my way gently up his cock, savoring just how fucking hard he is. I begin with a slow rhythm. My hand pulls up on his shaft while my mouth slides down it. I keep this slow pace until my hand is dripping with saliva because he is so fucking hard it's literally making me drool. Carefully, I draw my lips back a little, letting my teeth graze his dick. I catch the base of his head a little as I come up, circle it with my tongue, then slide my mouth back down his length, teeth grazing the whole way down. Holding my hair with my left hand, I turn my body until he can clearly see what I'm doing. Giving him this view, I begin to slide more quickly up and down his cock, teeth still lightly grazing, but toward the base, I seal my lips around his dick and shove him as far into my mouth and throat as I can. I can feel my eyes water as he touches my throat, and I swallow. I fucking love the feel of him so hard in my mouth, my throat trying to close around and swallow up his dick. Exhaling heavily, I slide back up to his head. He is so hard it's purple and so slick from my mouth. I meet his eyes, and they're wide, so wide, and his breathing is hitched and catching; hard exhales and long, breathy inhales. I can read his body so well and he needs to be fucked.

Sliding my mouth down the length of his dick one last time, I shift my body again, this time facing my ass toward him and straddling his waist. I drop his dick from my mouth and it bounces against his belly. I inch my hips and ass down his body, catching his dick in one hand while bracing myself on his right leg with the other, and I shove myself onto him, hard. I can feel his dick hit the end of me, and I begin to ride him. I force myself to keep a punishing rhythm, up and down, hard, hard, hard, feeling his balls tighten up and hit my clit. I adjust my hips so my ass is back a little farther and I feel his hands come up and grab my hips. He's trying to push them back straighter so he can get a deeper angle, but I keep with the angle I've got. I want to feel as much of his balls against my clit as I can for as long as I can take it. The pressure is beginning to build again and I want him to cum when I do, so I let his hands adjust my hips. By now he is practically sitting up, shoving me down on his cock, while I brace myself with my hands, down around his legs. His hips are lifting as he forces his way further and further into my body.

At the last minute, I decide this isn't what I want, so I slide off him. He makes a noise like, "Whaaa?" wondering what the fuck I'm doing, but he sees that I'm going for one of my favorite positions, face down, ass up. He immediately gets to his knees, fits himself behind me, and slams his way into my tight pussy. From this position he hits all the right spots and I'm almost certain that if he keeps it up, I'm going to squirt. He slams into me, harder and harder. So hard that I'm whimpering, moaning, begging him to fuck me, fuck me so hard that I cum screaming. His rhythm is speeding up, shifting, and he's getting a little ragged around the edges. Just as I think he's going to beat me to it, he rams into me one more time and I'm over the edge. I can feel my pussy squeezing him as he pumps into me, once, twice, and then I can't control it anymore. I can feel that extra wetness rising and his balls and thighs get soaked by my pussy. As he realizes what happens, he slams into me again, and it keeps my orgasm going. My legs are shaking, but I don't care. I can barely keep my ass in the air anymore, but the bed is now soaked. I feel him slam into me one more time, and we both topple over onto the bed, not giving a fuck how messy it's becoming.

He wraps his arms around me, pulling me back against the length of his chest. He kisses me and tells me how much he loves me, how he's sorry for crossing a line, but that he might just have to do it more if it means I'll fuck him like I just did. I don't know quite how to feel about that... I don't want him to message other chics... I mean, I'm right here, and if I can do this shit to him, what the hell does he need anyone else for? Right?

I have a rash under my arms. I can't use deoderant right now, so I smell like an italian deli full of skunks.

I confess I have found a way to cum in girls/women vaginas without condom.
I will detail it for youse.

One thing beforehand: watch out for diseases!!! I am a VERY good judge of character and know what women are to be trusted. Almost all women I choose are very sweet and honest. (No sluts)
If you aren't a perfect judge of character, this isn't for you. Also if you don't mind condoms, use them.
I can't stand the things and so for me it's this method or no sex at all.

Ok, first I tell them I get a rash from condoms, but...

...that there are other ways to have fun without me having to penetrate. They usually go with that. (Some are even relieved.)

Then, after foreplay and all that, I lay them on their side and enter them from behind (so I'm on my side too), but I don't penetrate but rub my penis against their clit. I can make most women enjoy that.

Then just before I cum, I put my penis in her and cum.

She will almost invariably make a racket about it. It's better to cum after the woman came. They seem to be less furious then.
Some just panic and you can ease them to take a morning after pill. (if you care)

Granted, it's not a revolutionary method. But it was just my confession after all.

I confess that I'm a male straight and I shave my balls!

I read a post here and some dude had a pic of his d!ck showing (blah) and anyways someone asked how he gets so smooth. How does he does it, I don't know. I will tell you though how I do it. No stubble, razor burn, those bump, etc.. whatever you guys complain about.

First, get a razor with 3 blades on it.. like a gilette or something. (best a man can get) :P screw blades with only one or 2 on them.

Second: Use hair CONDITIONER! seriously.. forget shaving cream, soap or other weird stuff you've probably tried. Get some conditioner. Preferably Pantene Pro V.. but hey, that's just me.

Third.. get your ass in the shower but don't forget your razor, and conditioner. I know you're excited and all but don't forget -- you have to go get your towel too. Wouldn't wanna forget that, No one likes being cold out of the shower.

fourth thing... apply some condish to your nuts and all around (clean your dirty self first).

then shave at the top first (above yo penis) and shave upwards.. so blades facing u and shave upward towards your chest... get all that hair out the way then work towards yo baaaalls.

once you're near those tiny balls of yours.. you're gna wanna be careful. (sorry to the junkies with the shaky hands) but just shave nice and easy.. shave, rinse, conditioner, shave rinse conditioner... till its all gone. (you can use little bits of condish at a time. Don't need a lot.

you will be bump free, no red, no rash, no itching!

Happy shaving.