Bernard's Cock

This is the confessional story of how Bernard was able to fuck whoever he wanted in class.

Bernard was timid and shy, and his thin body reflected this. However, as is often the case with such a person, he was the horniest of fuckers. Losing his virginity permeated his thoughts throughout every minute of his waking life, and when he slept, well, needless to say all his dreams had a common theme. Every morning Bernard awoke to the disappointment that the cunt he thought he'd finally been penetrating, was just another dream, and that in fact all he had achieved in doing was to make his pyjamas wet and sticky about the groin area again.

Eighteen and the closest he'd been to fucking was in his dreams. However, an unearthly gift was about to change all this.

The first time it happened, Bernard was in Math class. Sitting absentmindedly as ever, Bernard would alternate his gaze between the clock on the wall, and the view out the window. The girls were playing volleyball in the playground. He would try not to stare at them for too long, firstly so that he wasn't caught, and secondly so that he wouldn't get an erection in class. Every time one of the girls would jump to shoot, he would narrow his vision at their vest covered breasts, some were larger than others, but all gave him equal delight.

Turning his attention back to his text book, Bernard couldn't help but notice the pink thong of the girl in the desk in front of his. She was Jessica Riley, and she was the prettiest of things. Seeing her thong from behind, Bernard couldn't help but imagine what the front would look like, how she would look with nothing but the thong on, with her long brunette hair resting on her naked shoulders. How he would love to pull her thong to oneside and taste her fresh pussy, how her body would writhe under the influence of his tongue up her cunt. Bernard's breaths begin to become shorter when all at once his thoughts were suddenly broken.

Mrs Adams was standing over his desk. "Distracted by something again Bernard?", she enquired in harsh tones.
"No Mrs, sorry Mrs", fell the words out of his embarrassed red face.

Leaning forward, Mrs Adams continued to lecture Bernard on the importance of remaining focused in class and studying well. However it fell on dead ears, Bernard had already been distracted by her low cut top, draping off her shoulders, exposing first her collar bones, then her well defined cleavage. Bernard tried to retain eye contact with Mrs Adams, tried to look as if he was paying attention to her words. It was too dificult. He Intermittently nodded to simulate agreement with what she was saying, however this was merely an excuse to catch a glimpse down her blouse.

Seeing the top of her black lace bra, remembering the sight of Jessica's pink thong. Imagining Mrs Adams and Jessica naked together, rubbing each others bodies, kissing each others lips. Picturing them on their knees under his desk, pulling down his trousers, seeing their astonished faces as he reveals his gigantic cock (it wasn't). Bernard could no longer suppress the feeling in his boxers, a bead of sweat rolled down his face, and his cock all of a sudden was erect.

As instantaneously as Bernard's cock was hard, Mrs Adams speech wash frozen. He looked up awaiting the next sentence but it didn't come. He looked around, no one was moving. He looked out the window, the girls had stopped playing volleyball, frozen like statues in their sporting poses. Finally he looked back at the clock on the wall, it ticked no longer. In total shock, Bernard rose from his seat. Shaking like a leaf he reached out to touch Mrs Adams' arm. It was warm and soft, she remained totally motionless and unaffected.

The distress evident on Bernard's face slowly faded as his parted lips transformed into a wry grin. The realisation time was frozen and his cock was rock solid made Bernard overwhelmed with a strange blend of fear and joy. Building in confidence, he reached for Mrs Adams' tits, the first non-maternal pair he'd ever felt. He squeezed them with delight. In the blink of an eye he had removed her blouse, and then - not without difficulty - removed that seductive lace bra, dropped it to the floor, and almost awe struck eye-balled her large exposed tits. Those grand orbs of desire, framed and enhanced by a thin waist and slender shoulders. Bernard was beside himself.

Removing his own top, Bernard moved closer to Mrs Adams. He threw his arms around her waist tightly to feel her naked torso against his. He tasted her lips, slid his hands down her trousers and groped her firm ass cheeks. After feeling her tongue with his own one, he moved down to kiss her neck, in doing so he saw it again - over Mrs Adams' shoulder - the pink thong of Jessica Riley.

How had he forgotten about Jessy, sitting there, bent forward, frozen. He stepped away from Mrs Adam's body, approached Jessica's desk. She sat there with the end of a pencil in her mouth. How innocent she looked clearly deliberating on one of the problems from class. Bernard was transfixed by her pretty frozen face, by her soft lips teasing the end of that pencil, he couldn't resist any longer. Her head was at a perfect height, he turned it towards his crotch and dropped his trousers. He ripped off his boxers and manually opened her mouth, then - slowly yet purposefully - buried his throbbing cock in her gob. He felt her wet tongue before the back of her mouth.

His heart beating like a drum, Bernard lost all self-control. Taking hold of her head with both hands, Bernard begin thrusting in and out of her mouth. The silence in the room was broken by the sound of squelching and of Bernard's balls ricocheting off her chin. Jessica's mouth became ever fuller with spit and bile as she began to gag on Bernards cock which gave him a shock. He took his cock out her mouth to see if she had awoken. She hadn't, but moreover, she was more beautiful than ever. Frozen in time with saliva hanging between her mouth and his cock, her eye make-up a mess.

Bernard lifted Jessica out of her chair. Fortunately she stood of her own accord. Starting from the top down, Bernard unbuttoned her shirt one by one. She didn't wear a bra, and her perky budding tits were a sight to behold. Small, unassuming, fucking perfect. Her body was just as Bernard had imagined. Petite as anything, slightly tanned, soft, delicate, ripe.

Bernard continued to strip both his mannequinesque beauties completely bear. He looked around the room at all the other frozen faces, but with little inspection was sure he already had the two finest women in the room stripped naked, ready at his disposal. He pushed Mrs Adam's onto his desk face up, and positioned her body so that her head dangled off the end. With some effort and plenty of huffing and puffing, he lifted Jessica's body on top of Mrs Adams' the other way around and on all fours, so that her hairless pussy rested right above Mrs' Adams' upside down face.

Bernard stood back and admired his perfect fucking creation. Proudly he stood up to it, kissed Jessica's pretty little ass cheek (for it looked so sweet), then angled his cock down towards Mrs Adams' mouth. He secured the two bodies in place with his hands, and begin to pummel her mouth like a rabid dog fucks their favourite toy.

Once again the room was full of the sound of gagging. This time Mrs Adams' mouth squelching whilst spit spluttered out all over her face. Bernard stopped fucking her face for a moment, again admiring his creation and the mess he'd made of it.

Using his hand, he cupped up some of the saliva from his cock and Mrs Adams' messy face, and dribbled it over Jessica's ass. Bernard returned his cock to Mrs Adam's throat, burying his whole length in there as far is he could go, holding it there for a few seconds so to lube up his cock. He pulled it out again, took a firm grip of Jessica's hips, and with some force required, squeezed his cock into her asshole.

Her asshole, tight as it was, gradually parted, expended, and engulfed the head of Bernard's cock. He slid inch after inch, deeper and deeper into her shitter, and as he reached maximum penetration, she wimpered.

Again Bernard feared she had awoken. He reached forward and turned her head to face him. It was still motionless, yet now it bore an expression of discomfort. Still angling her face towards him, Bernard removed all but the head of his cock from her ass. Staring deeply into her eyes (still beautifully framed by her messed up makeup), he slammed his cock hard up her ass to the sound of flesh slapping flesh and another whimper. Certainly she was still frozen in time, but to Bernard' delight, she quietly whimpered as he continued to pound her ass.

After a few minutes of fucking Jessica's pretty little ass, he removed his cock, and spat onto her barely gaping hole. It slid over her asshole, down the ravine between her red ass cheeks towards her pussy, before dripping on Mrs Adams' face. The sight of this excited Bernard immensely, and joyfully he returned his ass stenching cock to Mrs Adams' throat.

He pounded away gleefully, alternating between the teachers gob and the students asshole, the messier Mrs Adams' face became, and the more Jessica whimpered, the more Bernard became excited. Frantically he fucked both of them until he felt a contortion in his stomach. Uncontrollably, as if possessed, he stretched Jessica's ass cheeks wide apart, found her drenched wet cunt with the head of his cock, plunged the whole thing in, and instantly erupted. With a demonic grunt, the likes of which Bernard did not know he could produce, Bernard was finished.

So that's the story of how Bernard lost his virginity (if you can call it that). After cumming (and taking a moment to watch his cum spew out of Jessica's pussy onto Mrs Adams' face) he quickly cleaned and dressed the pair, and soon as his cock was soft again, the clock ticked again. Needless to say Jessica and Mrs Adams' were might confused as to why their makeup had suddenly became a mess, why Jessica's ass was sore, and why Mrs Adams' had lost her voice. However it remained an unsolved mystery.

From that day onwards, whenever Bernard got an erection, time froze. Might this gift turn out to be a curse for our timid Bernard. Who knows? All Bernard knows, is that he had the best fucking experience of his life, one that he couldn't have even dreamed off without his magic cock.

A seventy-five year old White guy, his hair was completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant.

Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, “Well, how’d I do?”

The nurse says: “She had twins.”

He says, “Heh, heh, heh…well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there’s snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace.”

She says, “Well, then you’d better change filters. Both of the babies are black.”

I confess that I have always wanted to have a hot relative, but nobody fits the bill. the only hot people linked to my family are my cousins half sister and my other cousins maternal cousin. As they are so distant in terms of actual relation, the times that I do see them are times to be treasured. My cousins half sister is a few years younger than me and is growing up to be the typical hot girl, knows it and acts cutely stupid. When she was at mine around christmas time with my uncle and cousins, she gave me her number as she wanted to visit london and didnt know anyone else to help her. we have scheduled to meet in june and as its just going to be me and her for a few days, I don't know what to expect. It's the closest ive felt to a hot relative and I dont know if this will be considered fucked up by my family seeing as we arent actually related. any advice would be greatly appreciated.

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A bird I would not mind impregnating...
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Age: 30

Location: Vancouver

Sex?: Female

What type of relationships are you seeking?:
Breedee

Describe Yourself:
I am a 30 year old Asian woman looking for a sperm donor to impregnate me.

I am divorced with ample alimony, and a casual government job (with excellent benefits and maternity policies). I own my own home, car, and am financially stable. I am also very healthy and a vegetarian.

I want to have a child, but I am not interested in a relationship with the father, or with co-parenting. My mother will be helping me raise my baby since that is customary in my culture.

Describe your ideal match:
Caucasian. Attractive. Athletic or stocky build (I don't like thin men). Very intelligent. Graduate degree. Strong math or science background. Excellent health, and healthy genes. Good career. Late 20s to late 30s only.

He must be local, able to donate frequently around my ovulation cycle, and he must want NO CONTACT with the child after birth.

Preference given to those who have successfully made healthy babies before.

Based on the responses that I have been getting, I must repeat: YOU MUST BE LOCAL to Vancouver, BC.

Number of Children you have?:
0

How Many different Fathers/Mothers?:
0

Parental Details:
If you are interested, send me a bio that outlines your qualifications and how you meet my criteria.

My buddy and I had a yard sale today. He was selling his kids baby cloths and his wife's maternity cloths. While he was putting things out, I noticed him putting out several pair of his wife's panties to sell. These were not maternity panties either, they were sexy and small. I guess she didn't fit into them anymore after having the baby. I couldn't keep my mind off of them and kept stealing glances at them. I wanted them ! ! I imagined being around his wife and talking to her while wearing her panties without her knowing!! That tore me up and I had to have them. When my buddy was in my garage looking at something, I snatched a pair of his wife's panties and put them in my pocket. She had already invited me over for lunch tomorrow and I plan to wear her pantes just like I had imagined !! I am so excited ! !

Also today:

On purpose, I put on a pair of jeans with a hole in the crotch and went for a ride on my motorcycle. While riding, I fished my little cock head out of the hole and pulled until the rest of the little fucker came out too. My cock is tiny but it was all the way OUT and in plain site ! ! I drove around for over thirty minutes like that, all the while cars were passing me. I was hoping at least one girl saw my exposed dick.,, What a thrill that was ! ! ! I can't wait to do it again.

Disclainer: I beleive these storied are just fantasies..

I'm a substitute teacher. I've always wanted to hook up with some of the students, but never had the balls or opportunity too. Well my dream came true.

I covered an Economics class for almost the entire year for a women on maternity leave. The school I was at does a summer abroad program for exceptional students. Only students with A averages in every class are considered.
This really cute girl had been talking about going to France the whole year. Well I manipulated her last two test scores so that even if she got a perfect score on the final she would end up with a A- average.
I waited right to the end, last day of regular classes and broke the news too her. She was in tears, begging me for a way to raise her grades. I consoled her, told her I knew how she felt, that my fiance dumped me a month earlier. That I had to turn in her class grades in by the following Monday.
I don't know what was going through her mind but she looked at me, got real close to me. She whispered, "I'll do anything." and just brushed my groin. When she saw my reaction, she grinned and knew she had me. I said no it was wrong, but then looked at her again. She rubbed my groin a bit more obviously and told me to meet her that night at 6 in the school parking lot.

Don't know about you, but I saw AvP: requiem, and every time I watch it get a solid hard-on in the scene in the maternity ward when the Predalien implants her you into the pregnant women by forcing their mouths open and regurgitating her young down their throat. Does this scene make you horny too?

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Predalien+impregnates+white+chick_f7ddc1_1332184.gif

I work in a hospital in a maternity ward, and I confess it amuses me that 50% of the chicks that enter the ward come with a really soul crushed looking guy who just wanted some easy pussy and got with an ugly/fat chick.

Now he's forced to look after a kid simply because he wanted to cum inside something XD.

Most of the guys say "I'm looking forward to be a dad... it's... going to be cool"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAHAHA Jesus christ what a crock of shit.

Most guys don't want to be dads, they simply want some of that ass.

A seasoned woman is spicy. She has been marinated in life experiences. Like a complex wine, she can be alternately sweet, tart, sparkling, mellow. She is both maternal and playful. Assured, alluring, and resourceful. She is less likely to have an agenda than a young woman—no biological clock tick-tocking beside her lover’s bed, no campaign to lead him to the altar, no rescue fantasies. The seasoned woman knows who she is. She could be any one of us, as long as she is committed to living fully and passionately in the second half of her life, despite failures and false starts.