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Fine woman
Would love to push up for real

My german wife

I confess i used to jack our german Sheppard off and use his cum as lube in my wife's pussy. She never knew. It was awesome seeing dog cum run out of her pussy.

I confess that my new hobby started as an initial statement against the invasive TSA procedures. My job requires me to travel every couple of weeks. I got tired of the pat downs, the questions, the shoes, belts,etc. The final straw was the new screening machines that look at every nook and cranny of your body.

So a few trips ago I replicated the stunt from Jack Ass where they stuck a toy car in a condom and inserted it in the guys anus. Sure enough they all went balistic and took me in another room made me strip and held me down and stuck a finger in my butt found the car and took it out. For some reason they didn't think it was funny. I not only found it hilarious but also found myself somewhat stimulated. Well after some questioning they let me continue my trip. I told them I was at a bachelor party and passed out and some friends must have pranked me. Well ok one guy laughed.

Another trip I found a bunch of small ball bearings, lubed up my ass with olive oil and again got pulled aside. Stripped and probed. The joke was one them this time as I also took a medical doss of laxatives right before hand. The fat TSA guy didn't get more than one knuckle in before I shat all over his arm. HA HA HA!!! When they finally let me up I didn't even try to hold back. One guy even puked! Must have been all the German sausage and sushi I had been eating for three days. Well this time I told them it was a medical device for colonic therapy. They looked askance at me but eventually let me go. They didn't allow me to clean up completely though and I stank out the whole plane. One of the pilots even came on the intercom and asked what the smell was. So I felt kinda bad at that one.

Yet another trip I used a high density resin epoxy butt plug. This time I just plain told them I was a dirty fag which of course I am not. I am married with children and love my wife. Well I knew they would not want to discriminate against homosexuals so maybe this is the best course of action.

So now I mostly just rely on butt plugs of different varieties. Most of the TSA guys have come to know me by name and I feel we have developed a sort of friendly fraternity over this. Well except for the guy I shit on.

Does this make me gay?

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would be arousing to watch my german wife fucked by 3 or 4 imigrants

I fed a Muslim pork this weekend. When they said they couldn't eat the Brats, I looked them square in the eye and told them they were all beef. My wife just looked at me in disbelief. She called me a Nazi later on. It's ok. I AM German.

Hey... it's not like it's going to kill 'em. Move on.

PS: Watching them eat and say how great they were just made my day.

Happy 9/11

Well I read on the web that the Royal Cunt is getting ready to hand off things to her son the Royal Cocksucker. I a way though you have to feel bad for that asshole.
His first wife was a whore that liked to fuck sand niggers. One of his son's isn't his bio-child and his second wife looks like and might be a man. What a family of white trash germans the UK has for a royal family.
Proving that people in the UK are all a bunch of asshole losers. It is little wonder the USA kicked their asses twice and had to bail them out two other times.
Fucking UK Losers, one and all. Now go bow down to the royal cocksucker losers.

Looking for a video I haven't seen in years.

It is an older amateur video. Grainy as hell. It's definitely a german couple. The wife was a young brunette with an amazing body. I think wearing nothing but an apron as she made her husband coffee. He wasn't interested in that however, she quickly ends up on the table with her legs spread revealing her perfect shaved mound. For some reason I distinctly remember the table being kind of cluttered, and that there was a catalogue for a PC Parts Store??

If anyone could help me find this, I'd appreciate it!

Looking for a video. It is an older amateur video. Judging by the video early 2000s, maybe shot on a flip phone with a terrible camera. Grainy as hell. It's presumably a married German couple. The wife was a young brunette with a perfect, fair skinned body. I think wearing next to nothing as she made her husband coffee. He wasn't interested in that however, she quickly ends up on the table with her legs spread revealing her perfect shaved, puffy pink mound. For some reason I distinctly remember the table being kind of cluttered, and that there was a catalogue for a PC Parts Store??

If anyone could help me find this, I'd appreciate it!