Love how horny lortabs make my girl. Give her 2 and she gets horny as fuck.

lets me fuck her ass as long and hard as I want. ATM,rimjobs,lets me cum up her ass.

Without them it is the normal get some head then bang her twat.

Anyone else into pilling up their old ladies and plowing their backdoors?

so when i was having my gf stay over my parents house w me on days i'd wake up early and go to work and come home by 2 or go to school and come home by 3 she'd be sleeping still and i'd wake her up by shoving my cock in her twat or licking her asshole like everyday.. anyways.. i was suspecting her of fucking my older bro who also had a gf who would be over like 4 nights a week... anyways it seemed somedays i'd get a call from my bro and he'd be like where you at ? and i'd say im at work until then or school until this and he'd just be like ok .. just checking dude .. i'l see you later .. was going to have you ... do some shit... w.e an excuse prob.. anyways i'd come home on days his gf wasn't there and mine was and i'd pull in come in round back and when i opened the backdoor and walked in or made it to the stairs id hear 2 doors open and slam really fast and im like ? so i go upstairs and i'd figure one of them was in bathroom ... idk opened and slammed bathroom door and then mine or my bros door either one of them .. but when i got upstairs the bathroom door was wide open like this didn't slam shut and mine and bros door was both shut and the other bed door was open like only these 2 doors opened and shut just now ! and i went in the room and she was sleeping... supposedly and just immeadiatly rolled over like oh hey baby all sleepy like squinting.. and i just looked at her like what you doing and she goes ... sleeeeping.. all high pitched! and i pulled the covers off her and she's naked ! and i said did you... were you .. just fucking my bro! and she was like huh no!! why would you even ask me? that's silly and i was like the doors slammed the bathroom doors open and your naked and i went up felt her twat and said your wet.. and she just seductively said baby i love you and i was naked cus i woke up with my boy shorts under my ass and cum on my ass cus you jerked off on me last night you perv! and i was like yeah but ... and i realized she's lying anyway and my bro was just fucking her and i thought about it shut up smiled weirdly got hard and just slam fucked her .. didn't mention it again.. then another time i came home and made it up stairs and my bro comes out my room and walks up to me like hey lets smoke i just went in there to ask you 2 to smoke i just woke up and he tried to pull me in his room and i was like no dude wait and i walked in my room and it seemed my girl had her shirt down? or like the sheets were covering her naked .. .and my bro was dressed but prob just had her get naked and fuck and suck him... she was a total slut and i know she wanted to fuck him and idk i had my doubts about it but im pretty sure they fucked when i was gone all the time what you think have similar situation ... ? here's a pic of my slutty ass ex gf sweet sexy slutty ass!

I confess my girlfriend is fucking phenomenal. She's a deepthroat queen & a total anal slut.
She's barely legal yet just addicted to getting her ass fucked balls deep which turns me on so fucking much. Her backdoor feels, smells & tastes absolutely majestic. An absolute freak in bed!
I'm curious as to what you guys think & would like to do to her....
I'll post nudes if I like what I'm hearing!

10 years into a marriage and sometimes I can still be happily surprised by my wife. Her and I had been on a stretch of nearly 3 months without any sex of any form. Not for lack of trying on my part, but she would always give a "i'm too tired" "I don't feel good", "I'm exhausted from dealing with the kids" or some other excuse over that time. I had so much pent up sexual frustration that I was honestly beginning to consider looking elsewhere for some pussy when I am out of town for work or maybe just getting an escort.

Well, this Saturday we had to drive about three hours away for a wedding. Her parents came over to stay with the kids and around 11:00am we hit the road. Out of nowhere an hour into the drive she reaches over and starts stroking my cock through my pants. I instantly sprang to attention and she unleashed my dick from my pants, took off her seatbelt and proceeded to give me great road head, which is something she hasn't done for me since before we had kids. I blew my load in her mouth, she swallowed it down and re-buckled her seatbelt and onward we kept driving. So shortly after I reach over and with my right hand I pushed up her skirt and began to finger her pussy bring her to a screaming orgasm within probably a minute.

We got to the hotel, checked-in and as soon as we got in the room she pushed me down on the bed, pulled my pants and underwear down, slid her panties off and mounted me and started bucking away like a champ. I shot off a load inside her as she was cumming herself and then she collapsed on to of me and we took a moment to just sit there catching our breaths and caressing and kissing. We pulled our clothes back on and went down to the lobby bar of the hotel for some cocktails.

About an hour later we went back up to our room to get changed for the wedding. The hotel had a oversized shower so when she turned on the water and went in, I quickly stripped down and slid into the shower behind her. I began to soap up her body and rub her tits, ass and eventually her pussy. She was definitely getting worked up and I was getting hard again, so after a minute she turned around pushed me down to where I was sitting on the built-in bench in the shower and she dropped to her knees and began sucking me off. After another minute or two of her sucking skills at work, she turned around, squatted over me, and lowered her pussy onto my cock and began bouncing up and down with me having a clear view of my cock sliding in and out of her pussy. My hands were massaging her butt checks and I slowly worked a soaped up finger into her asshole which is again something she hasn't wanted in years whenever I would try. I continued to finger fuck her backdoor as she rode my cock until when she pulled up one time both my cock and my finger popped out of her holes. She reached back with her hand, grabbed hold of my stiff dick and slowly sat back down but this time guiding it into her waiting asshole. Slowly she continued to press down as my cock disappeared into her asshole and she started pumping up and down very slow and gentle on me. Now this was a huge treat as the last time we had attempted anal was before we were even married and she said she really didn't enjoy it. I was so overcome with just how incredible it was that I ended up blowing my load deep inside her asshole and she sat herself down on my thighs with my cock still inside her asshole and just grinded around up and down, side to side for another minute milking every drop she could get out of me until my shrinking cock popped out of her butt. We finished showering, got dressed and headed out to the wedding.

During the reception she was very handsy with me and very much showering the public displays of affection upon me. The reception ended and a bunch of people went to the hotel bar for drinks, but after one drink she said she was ready to go upstairs to our room. We got in the room and she went into the bathroom first to get ready for bed. She walked back out and so I took her place in there to clean up and brush my teeth and assumed based on the 3 different sessions we had already had that day, my guess is she was done. But as soon as I turned the corner there she was on all fours on the edge of the bed looking back at me and waving her ass back and forth slowly. I don't need to be asked twice, so I got behind her, gave her a little smack on the butt, and then leaned down and began to lick and tongue her asshole and her pussy. She dropped down so her shoulders and chest were laying on the bed, arching her back, which really exposed and opened her ass and pussy. I started lapping her up like I was a little kid with a lollipop and went to town. She started to moan loudly and push herself back onto my face so I knew she was getting ready to cum and I really started going at it. She started screaming and bucking on my face and then just dropped to the bed as she finished her orgasm. I said "not so fast baby, we're not done yet" as I reached up underneath her pulling her back to doggy style and slid my cock into her pussy, grabbing her hips and quickly pulling and pushing her on and off my cock. She was quickly back into a orgasmic state and just saying over and over "i'm gonna cum" so I pumped as hard as I could and shot whatever I had left in me into her pussy. I pulled out my cock and she quickly turned around and sucked me clean then jumped up and gave my a deep, tongue swirling kiss, before we both collapsed on the bed and fell asleep naked and holding each other.

Then next morning we woke up later than I think I have slept in years and I awoke with a nice morning wood and she quickly put her mouth to work savoring every inch of me. I pushed her back down on to the bed on her back and I hopped off to the side of the bed, lifting her legs in the air and sliding her ass towards me and slid my cock into her waiting pussy. We fucked just like that with me doing all the work of moving her around in unison with my cock motions. We went at it for about 5 minutes before I knew my load was coming, so I pulled out of her pussy and stroked my cock to completion shooting my cum all over her stomach and tits. She rubbed it in to her skin and took a finger full and sucked it clean in her mouth. We both got up and enjoyed a nice long shower of just embracing and kissing, before getting dressed and hitting the road home back to the mundane reality of our everyday life.

Before we got out of the car back home, I just turned to her and said "that was an incredible day, we need to fuck like that more often." and she just smiled and said she enjoyed it too. So I guess the moral of my tale is that no matter how much of a rut you feel like you and your wife might be in and how you might start thinking your only recourse is to perhaps sway from her and find something else, you never know when she might just surprise you. Even if it is just having someone watch your kids, and go an hour away and get a hotel room, you could reinvigorate your entire marriage.

People who support or are pedos need to be fucking hunted down. tor developers should be forced to place a backdoor in the code to bust those sick fucks.

I confess I got laid tonight.

It was at first just supposed to be a blowjob for me, and she was pulling out all the stops. She was sucking my cock like she owed me 6 months back rent. We're talking slapping it on her tongue, rubbing it on her face while she talked nasty, getting my pre-cum all over herself. Licking and sucking on my balls and then licking back up the shaft, catching all the pre-cum that was running down it. She even slipped a finger in the backdoor. She was simply devouring me.

That went on for a solid 20 minutes, and I was getting close, but it felt so good I refused to let the sex end. So I told her I needed to fuck her, flipped her over missionary style and did just that. I fucked her for a while until she started getting close, so I pulled out, pulled her over to the edge of the bed, got down on my knees and started eating her pussy. She was just clutching my head and forcing me into her while my tongue attacked her clit until she came.

I only gave her a minute or 2 to catch her breath before I started fucking her again. I stood up, put my hands under her ass to lift her up to me, and fucked her like that for a bit with her on her back, or really on her shoulders, with me holding her ass up while fucking her.

Then I flipped her over and got her on her knees doggy-style and took her like that for a while. hair pulling, ass slapping, you name it. I did that until she came again.

Then it was back to all about me. I laid back on the bed, and she climbed up over me on her hands and knees, with my cock between her hanging breasts. She bent her head back and I got the combo blowjob titty-fuck. Then as I was getting close she scooted back just a bit, and started stroking my cock with her mouth open and my head rubbing against her stuck-out tongue. She kept her mouth open like that as my cock erupted, and I got to watch my cum shoot up her tongue and then run out down her mouth and chin and some back down my cock as she kept stroking. It was so messy but it was such a fun, nasty visual.

I confess I like to fuck prostitutes. Last time I did a busty blonde who almost begged me to bust a load in her mouth but this time I want a black chick with a big booty and nice firm tits. Since black chicks are used to big cocks you can really ram it in her snatch. I'll make her suck my dick and finger her pussy. Let's see how many fingers I can put in her. And then I will ram her balls deep doggystyle til I blow my load while fingering her backdoor. Or do you think I should get another 'flavor'?

I love humiliating my pet. We were dating about 6 months before I started showing my dark side and she was already in love so she went along with everything I forced on her. She will cry and beg me to stop but that only turns me on more. She has been living with me for 15 years now and I know she will never leave. I have a cage in our room sometimes I will make her sleep in there. I found a way in the smaller of 2 cages where I can have her kneel I strap around her waist to the top of the cage. This keeps her in a kneeling position. Other straps go around thighs close to the knee and spread them it is an awesome position to torment her in. I have several large butte plugs with tails of different animals I shove deep into her.

I would mostly put her in the cage if I feel like going out without her and want to bring home another. I get off on fucking others in front of her. I even cage her when i have buddies come over so they can laugh at how stupid she is.

I do have a regular little hottie Karla I have been bringing home a lot lately and she totally gets into tormenting my pet. she is much crueler than I am but it is so fun to watch. When we get home she will go straight to the cage usually the large one and kick it and tell pet to make sure she watchs. She has bought the pet a new spiked collar that digs into her neck if it is pulled. A few months ago while the guys were over playing cards Karla stopped by with the collar and asked if she could play with pet for a little while. Of course I had no problem with it and pet knows she needs to mind herself. Karla put the collar on pet and added a leash and gave it a quick yank so pet would feel the spikes. Soon Karla had her on all fours and went out the backdoor. It was summer so the temps were mild and the window was open. We could see them and hear them clearly in the yard. Karla was giving pet instructions funniest part is pet is old enough to be Karla's mother. Karla told pet to sit and she would be back. She tied the leash to the deck and came inside. I asked if she was having fun she giggled stating she wanted a water bowl and she had a few things in the car she needed. Next thing she did was fill the water bowl and head back out. After putting the bowl on the ground she pulled a few things out of her bag. She had mittens with no thumbs, a riding crop, and a hat with dog ears. The guys were having more fun watching Karla play we forgot about cards. Next thing you know Karla lifted her skirt and squated to pee right there in the yard. She pulled the leash and pushed pets face into the wet ground, next she made pet lick her clean. We heard her tell pet that when she was over she expected her to lick her clean everytime she peed. She made pet drink from the bowl using the riding crop on her bare ass for incentive. She also told pet that when she was here she would wear her new mittens and only come outside for her toilet and she did not care if it was light out. She said she had a surprise for pet and they would go to the store the next day.
When they were done playing outside they joined us in the kitchen. Karla suggested that pet should show thanks for her shiny new collar by blowing my buddies. I laughed and agreed. Pet was not very happy about it and begged not to first Karla used the riding crop and when she felt that was not effective enough she pulled out a leather paddle. Pets ass was rosey after that. Karla said I have become to soft with pet and she was going to help change that starting now.

The next day Karla took pet shopping but before she left she had pet in a short skirt and low cut shirt and 4 inch heels. She looked pretty hot. When they returned afer a few hours Karla was so happy I wondered what they did. karla told me to sit in the living room a wait a minute for them to come show me what she had done. She walked pet in on all fours her new collar and leash. When she was in front of me Karla had her stand so I could see. there was a chain going from the collar to each of pets freshly pierced nipples and one going to her cunt. Karla was so proud of herself. I had to smile. They made lunch and we decided to watch a movie and have a lazy afternoon. I sat with Karla on oneside and pet on the other and knew things were going to get interesting from here on out.

Mmmm, my backdoor pussy still winces in pleasure at the memory of it - still fresh in my head, despite the buzz I had going on my pretty femboy cd head! 😁👍❤️ This Xmas, I had a few of my Besties come by & spend a few days during the Xmas holiday with me & my 'Daddy' - needless to say, things got a bit wild & frisky between us, & well - I got myself DP'ed!!! 😁👍👍🍆💦❤️❤️❤️ Omfg, lol it was def orgasmic, in pleasure level! Feeling those two hard throbbing sticks of male dynamite explode gushers of semen & pulse hot & hard up my backdoor the same time, I was driven to a level of anal pleasure that made me moan load enough we had to boost the volume up on our tv speakers lol I damn well made myself a big bi-guy cd femboy slut at this year's XXXmas gathering, my 'Daddy' & the others whom where there loved my horny ravenous enthusiasm for wanting to & being fucked. So yah, lol other details aside of rest of the sex stuff that happened, that's my big thing to come forward with - I got two penises up my ass the same time, mmmmmmm & it felt fucking YUMMY!!! Not ashamed to say that as a sexually open, bi, femboy CD slutty princess lover of giving blowjobs & taking sodomy!!! 😉😁👍🍆💦I want my 'Daddy' to hurry the fuck up & come back to the damn car already from the liquor store - I want him to play with me in the car under my skirt to get me hot, before we step in the door home where I can attack his penis with savage mouth love. I love giving my 'Daddy' his evening mouth hugs - lol gives me a good appetizer for dinner later!!! *Another confession - my mouth gets separation anxiety if it's without a penis in it for very long, good thing 'Daddy' is here to provide for me!!! 😋👍🍆💦

I confess that I am slightly drunk, so feel like I am going on a rant a bit here, but feel this needs to be said. Some will be relieved or informed by what I will say. Some will feel angered or disparaging about my comments. Either way I am going to say it and probably shrug off the ensuing naysayers tomorrow.

I am female (I know � SHOCK HORROR). More on that I am actually attractive. If you don�t believe me then stop reading. Or just write below the obligatory �fag pretending to be girl� comment. In fairness there are a lot of people posting on here pretending to be girls. I hope you all realise however that women do indeed visit porn sites. I know you all want to think of us as meek, mild and innocent, but we have to learn about sex from somewhere. Plus. As a lot of men fail to understand even the basics of pleasing a woman, we need to get our sexual satisfaction from online. A lot of girls like to know exactly what a guy wants, plus like to tell their own stories and opinions. The pressure on a woman to be good and proper means that the very nature of an anonymous forum that is uninhibited like this site means it will be popular.

As a �moral free zone� community, do not post about how you want to fuck a girl who is clearly too young to understand about sex, or how you have sex with animals, and then look down upon those people who have sex with a person of the same sex. Also, if you are gay, then don�t get so offended by being called a fag or a queer or anything else that these guys can throw at you. You are what you are and you know there isn�t anything wrong with it. Don�t validate their bigotry with a response.

Next is to guys specifically. The old adage that girls like bad guys isn�t true. Be nice to a girl without being too clingy. If you are honest with a girl then you will be happy in a relationship with her. Don�t ever tell her what you think she wants to hear, just be yourself. If you want to go down on a girl then do it, don�t do it because you think it is what she wants, and if you do do it, then at least be vocal and ask the girl what she likes (lick the alphabet if you are unsure of what to do). Another shock horror moment, but if a girl doesn�t protest and you don�t mind, it doesn�t hurt to give the butthole a little attention. The best guys at oral manage to include a little pleasure for the backdoor as well as the front. Don�t rush into sex. A girl takes a lot longer to orgasm, so in order for it not to be a race and to ensure you both cum around the same time make sure she gets a lot of attention during foreplay. Bigger isn�t always better for a man. Trust me 5 or 6 inches is average for a reason. A 4 inch dick that knows what to do is better than a 9 inch that doesn�t. No girl wants to be in pain during it and for a normal girl anything over 7 will be painful without the right prep work. When it comes to anal be patient. If a girl allows you to take her in the ass, then at least have the courtesy to acknowledge it is to please you. Give her time to prepare for it and know that you aren�t ever going to be able to comfortably fuck her at the same speed you jerk off at. If you don�t want to go back to jerking off, then at least have some consideration for her.

This paragraph is pretty personal as it is just about ages. Different women like different ages, I know, but as I prefer an older guy, this is all I can write about. If you are a man in your 40s or your 50s, don�t just ignore a girl at a bar because she is attractive. If she is making the eyes at you all night, she probably wants you to buy her a drink. Also to these guys, just because you get a girl 20 years younger than you, doesn�t mean she instantly wants to call you �Daddy� every time you sleep with each other. Also a lot of girls want to have a guy who is confident. If you are confident, then a girl won�t really mind about your looks too much. Obviously you can�t be the elephant man, but a girl would rather sleep with a guy who is overweight and comfortable with the way he looks than be with an anorexic who is constantly fretting about their body image. Don�t expect a girl to give your cock a suck every day if you are only going down on her once a month. Also understand that, although slightly different, the female mind works into similar ways as a male. Every guy a girl meets she thinks about him in a sexual way, but just because there is a little light flirting between the two of you, doesn�t mean she has made her mind up that she wants to sleep with you.

For the women reading this. If a guy offers to buy you a drink, don�t just say yes for the sake of a free drink. Most guys doing this are trying to get into your panties, so save them their time, money and feelings by being upfront with them straight away. If a guy you have friend zoned obviously fancies you, then don�t continue to flirt with him, let him buy you drinks, hug him every other minute and hold hands with him in between bars. Let him know under no circumstances will you ever see him as boyfriend material, but let him know how much worth he is to you as a friend. Also, if you have a boyfriend, then don�t get jealous if he has a female friend, chances are you flirt with all your male friends, it is just the way things are. If by chance he does cheat on you, then dump his loser ass as he isn�t worth another thought.

I think that is all for my drunken rant. Sorry for my spelling and grammar mistakes, as I am sure I am in no fit state to correct them. Sorry if you feel the need to comment on how I am not a girl, or how I am ugly or even how I can�t spell. I know a lot of you will miss the point of this and just carry on either not getting women or not satisfying them. I hope some of you can actually see this and take something away from it. If you another female who wants to rant about men and sex, then feel free, or if you are a man who thinks they know something about women that pisses them off, then I would be interested to read what you like/dislike. Otherwise I am sorry for what many will perceive as a pointless post, but I need somewhere to blow some hot air.

I want to fuck my niece (and I believe she is feeling the same). I never thought I would be in this situation.

She is 30, I am 50. Technically, we have no genetic relationship. She is relatively estranged from her mother (adopted as I am) and I am estranged from my sister. I have been way from her most of her life. We are both working professionals in different career paths. I never thought of her like this before until she got divorced and in hindsight sent serious signals.

She is hot - really hot and I know she likes sex...

She recently split up with her spouse, I helped her move. I came to help and she was wearing spandex with no underwear, low cut shirt. At first I thought nothing of it, however, in moving things, she asked me to specifically move a drawer - one that contained her bras (I looked at the tag - 34C and, "eyes on" shows a health set of tits at that). While moving stuff, we joked with each other and one time she made a naughty comment and I slapped her ass and she laughed and gave me this look - looking back, every indicator of body language said she liked it. As I was moving stuff into her new place, I walked in with a box and there she was with the bathroom door wide open, taking a piss in front of me; legs wide open to her shaved pussy. I merely said, "Oops" and turned kept walking. She laughed. I was still in that clueless zone I guess; or denial.

A while later I offered dinner (work etc for both of us prevented it) and asked what she liked to drink - she said anything that makes me blackout eventually so fun things happen. We have made other jokes and both have made innuendos.

She moved for her job recently to another state (one I have been planning on moving to for years - odd she decided to move there).

Looking back, there are likely dozens of other hints I now know I missed. I know the door is still open. I am not posting pictures (sorry). She has been the subject of my sexual fantasies now for months and I think from some FB PMs the feeling is mutual (down to very vague references to anal (her comments like backdoor and in through the out-door), bdsm and domination/submission). I know our small family would not approve - I think she would approve of the liaison and more believe she wants such - for good sex (she being single and I a single parent for 15 years - no, my child would never ever know).

If it came down to two consenting adults, aged 30 and 50, there would be no issue. However, this person is the daughter of my sister (though she and I were adopted from separate families). This being said here and debated internally for months, I want to tie my niece up and fuck her three ways to Sunday... It seems she is down for this too.

Well, shit.