Not sure if this'd be better on here or Requests, so posting it to both.

Any of you guys got recommendations for anime or cartoons with nudity, violence and cursing? Now, I'm not talking about hentai or cartoon parodies [Unless it's hentai that also contins decent storyline, but, stay away from the big H if you can].

I mean actual cartoons or anime that were created with adults in mind. You know, full frontal nudity, or at least tits, lots of swearing and lots of guns and shit. Bonus points for nuclear or zombie apocalypse. So, anyone got any ideas?

PS: Skip Drawn Together. I watched it when I was a tad younger and... Didn't really care for it. The humor seemed forced. Their parodying Pikachu was funny, though.

I fucking hate anime. And I'm so tired of pretending to not hate it just to appease nerds. I mean, why the fuck does every single one feature a fucking ten year old saving the world and/or a plot that requires mushrooms and copious notes to follow? I won't even ask why the Japanese like it, they're all nucking futs. And I get why pedos dig it, but why the fuck do so many ugly girls and bicurious fanboys eat this shit up? Is it because all the dudes are drawn like David fucking Bowie? And why must I be denied quality cartoons on Adult Swim in favor of this shit every Saturday night? And what's the deal with airplane food?! -end rant-

Not sure if this'd be better on here or Random, so posting it to both.

Any of you guys got recommendations for anime or cartoons with nudity, violence and cursing? Now, I'm not talking about hentai or cartoon parodies [Unless it's hentai that also contins decent storyline, but, stay away from the big H if you can].

I mean actual cartoons or anime that were created with adults in mind. You know, full frontal nudity, or at least tits, lots of swearing and lots of guns and shit. Bonus points for nuclear or zombie apocalypse. So, anyone got any ideas?

PS: Skip Drawn Together. I watched it when I was a tad younger and... Didn't really care for it. The humor seemed forced. Their parodying Pikachu was funny, though.

I believe that a large part of our sexuality comes from our parents. Their attitudes and behaviors have a huge impact on our sexual development. My own sexuality was very much influenced by my mother's casual attitude towards it. Mom was 21 when I was born. Not an uncommon age for a woman to bear her first child. Her second, my brother, came along 2 years later. While growing up I didn't really see her in a sexual way even when I was old enough to see other women and girls like that. I don't believe she ever saw her children that way either. Not many mothers would. My brother, on the other hand, would confess to me eventually that he always lusted after her. His obsession with her led to his encouraging me to dress in her clothes when we had sex together but that's a completely different story.
Mom tended to show a remarkable lack of judgement and decorum. She was naturally lazy and would habitually lounge about in her nightgown for most of the day, bra-less underneath and often even panty-less as well. She would only get dressed if she went out shopping or visiting with the other neighborhood moms for coffee. Otherwise she stayed like that until just before my father got home from work. We were used to her parading about with her 38D breasts and rather large ass straining against the silky fabric of her nighties. (These same nighties my brother would later insist upon me wearing but, as I said before, that's for another story.) But even then I didn't really view her sexually. But soon an incident was to take place that would leave me with a far more lasting memory than a few glimpses of tit and ass covered by tight silk.
Our house was a bit small so there were times when relatives came to visit that sleeping accommodations could get a bit unusual. Although my brother and I had our own rooms we each slept in twin beds. When my grandparents came to visit my parents would give up their bedroom to them and each of then would bunk with one of us. My dad would sleep with my brother and my mom with me. Normally this never resulted in anything unusual but one night that all changed. I was probably a bit too old for mom to still be sharing a bed with me but, as I said before, she seemed to have a penchant for exhibiting poor judgement. My brother and I had gone to bed at our usual time and it was several hours later when mom finally crawled in bed with me. Everything went as usual until I woke up several hours later to find myself in a peculiar predicament. Sometime during the night I had apparently rolled over facing her and discovered that my face was firmly planted between my mom's large breasts. Not only that but her left one seemed to have work its way out of her nightie. Her bare tit was resting on top of my face with the nipple a mere inch from my mouth. As I breathed on it it began to get harder and longer until it was nearly touching my lips. Suddenly she stretched and moved a bit her nipple bumped right up against my lips. Then she moved again and this time it stayed pressed up against them. When it happened a third time I was sure it was no accident. In response I parted my lips and her nipple slipped smoothly between them. As my lips closed around it I instinctively began to suck. As she moaned lightly in response I could tell my instincts were correct. I sucked a little harder and her moaning increased. This was clearly what she wanted. As I continued sucking she moved her left hand up behind my head and gently pushed it forward forcing more of her tit into my mouth. Next she moved her right hand behind my thigh pulling my leg toward her until mt knee was firmly planted in her crotch. She then began moving her hips, grinding her pussy against my knee I could feel my pajama bottoms getting wet with her pussy juice. In response I moved my own hand up first to her hip then behind her grabbing hold of her ample ass. I pulled her even closer towards me driving my knee tighter against her soaking wet cunt. She ground against me more forcefully and her breathing began to get heavier. Finally she let out a long, deep moan. he body shook uncontrollably for several seconds then seemed to go completely limp. All the while I had continued sucking on her nipple, even increasing in intensity to keep up with her. As she relaxed I resume sucking at a more moderate pace. She cooed with pleasure then slowly began moving her hand from the back of my thigh towards by front. It came to rest on my crotch which she began to rub slowly. My little cock, which was already stiff grew even harder in response. She began to fish around the opening in my pajama bottoms and pulled my rock hard cock out through the hole. She teased it with her fingertips running them lightly up and down from the head to the balls. Now it was my turn to moan. She took a bit of her silk nightie and draped it over my cock. Then she wrapped her fingers around it and began to move it back and forth. As my moaning got louder and deeper she strengthened her grip and jerked my cock harder inside its silk cocoon. Suddenly it felt like my cock exploded. A huge wave of pleasure bordering on pain washed over me. My cock began to jerk and spewed out some kind of liquid that soaked into the silky fabric with a pleasantly warm sensation. Each time my cock jerked another pleasure wave hit, each diminishing until finally the last one was barely noticeable. Only once the jerking subsided did mom relax her grip in my cock. I still had her tit held firmly in my mouth but had stopped sucking on it. She pulled my head gently back and laid it on the pillow. I was now gasping for breath. As I recover I noticed her bring her hand up from my crotch to in front of her face. It was glistening with wetness, presumably the cum that had shot out of my cock. She brought it to her nose and sniffed at it. I caught a whiff of it myself but while it seemed to please he I found it revolting. Satisfied with the aroma she proceeded to lick it off her hand until it was perfectly clean. The she trust her hand back down and returned with it again covered and licked it clean a second time. By this time I had begun to recover and was now breathing somewhat normally. Mom turned her attention finally to me. She smiled sweetly at me and I responded back with my own. She pulled my head down onto her naked breast and stroked my hair gently. Soon I was again fast asleep.
In the morning I awoke to find that mom had just gotten out of bed. She was standing in the middle of my room and I could plainly see the evidence of our activities on her nightie. At crotch level there was a huge stain, presumably from her pussy juice. Just above that was a smaller but darker one that was obviously my semen. A glance down at my pajama bottoms showed corresponding stains as well. Mom tossed on a robe then threw me one as well. instructing me to put it on. I followed her out to the kitchen where the st of the family had already gathered. Mom gave my dad a quick good morning kiss the poured herself a cup of coffee before joining the other adults at the table. I meanwhile fixed myself a bowl of cereal and joined my brother in the living room to watch cartoons. After breakfast everyone got cleaned up and dressed. When it was my turn in the bathroom I discovered mom's stained nightie in the laundry hamper. I was a bit sad that she was obviously going to wash away the memory of our special moment together but did realize the need for her to destroy the evidence. After that night, however, we never again slept together. The next time my grandparents visited we made alternate sleeping arrangements. Neither my mother or I ever mentioned the incident. We always pretended like it never happened. Years later when I would wear her clothes, including that same nightie, while having sex with my brother my mind would sometimes drift back to that incident. And even though he lusted after her it was actually me that she chose to have a sexual encounter with. Now that she is gone I will always have this wonderful memory of the mother and son moment we shared together.

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Requesting full vid of that, I know it's on several other porn sites I've seen it many times.

Back when I was married to my first wife, I owned a Black Labrador puppy named Jasper. Honestly, I couldn't attach myself to this dog. I don't know what it was about him. My wife got him because I had gotten myself a pure bred adult Siberian Husky. She would say I spent more time with the Husky then I did her. Which was entirely true. I couldn't stand my wife, so I spend my evenings after work with Loki, my Husky, at the park playing catch.

Well, my wife had this nasty habit of playing with Jasper's penis while we watched TV, then laugh when he tried to hump her foot. After awhile, I told her that she needed to stop or he was going to get aggressive about it. Well, she didn't. So as jasper got older and bigger he started making his way up from her foot. So one night, after she played with his penis and got him aroused he jumped up on her and attempted to fuck her face. Me being the " caring" husband I was I jumped up, grabbed Jasper and hauled him to the garage, where we kept the dogs kennels. After spanking him and putting him in his box, I went back inside to find my wife laughing like it was funny. She then told me it was funny how horny he was. I then told her next time I wasn't going to stop him. After that she got all huffy and went to bed.

Now mind you, at two years old jasper was by no means a small dog. Same goes for his penis. When we went to get his papers they measured his fully erect penis. For a dog a 7in long, 3in diameter cock is pretty large.

Anyways back to the story. After about 3 weeks we fell back into our normal routine. We'd sit and watch TV and talk about how shitty our days had been. After about 45 minutes, Jasper fell asleep at my wife's feet. She then started playing with his cock, getting him hard. I warned her if he jumped at her I wasn't going to stop him. Sure enough Jasper woke up and jumped up onto the couch and attempted to face fuck her again.

As my wife tried to fight him off while laughing, Jasper got the prestige chance and jammed his cock right into my wife's mouth and proceeded to fuck her mouth with everything he had. After he started gagging her I pulled and off and took him to the garage. When I came back the wife commences yelling at me about how it was my fault that Jasper face fucked her. I explained to her that I had told he would do it and it wasn't my fault. After that she stomped off to bed leaving me to myself.

Sitting there, by myself I started to hatch an evil plan. If she wanted to play with Jasper's cock and leave him hanging I could help him get what he wanted.

So I waited until the next night she got bored and gave him a foot job, except before he jumped at her I hauled him to the garage and let him wait. When my wife decided to go to bed, I waited downstairs until I knew she was asleep, then I got Jasper, brought him upstairs and waited.

my wife had a habit of taking a sleeping pill and sleep nude. For whatever reason she did this it made it easy to fuck her then go to bed without all the noise and drama during. So I knew it would be easy to get Jasper on her. As I crawled into bed I noticed my wife sleeping on her stomach with one leg tucked up to her side. Almost like she was waiting for me to penetrate her. Although tonight it wouldn't be me doing the penetrating.

I pulled her other leg up to her side and positioned her with her ass in the air. I then began to finger her to get her wet enough for Jasper to take notice. When I was done I climbed out of bed and picked Jasper up onto the bed. Where he then started investigating my wife's wet pussy. No sooner had I climbed back into bed that Jasper was attempting to mount my wife. As he did that retarded air humping thing, I grabbed him by the tail and help position him for penetration.

Once he finally penetrated he went to town, thrusting, panting, and clawing like it was the last thing he would ever do. As he fucked her I sat there watching, slightly sick but secretly thrilled that he had the chance to get back at the woman that tormented him for months.

He fucked her for a good 20 minutes before I noticed be was getting ready to ejaculate. Part of me wanted to pull him off, but the other 3\4 of me said fuck it. Not long after I saw him knot up and knew he'd done the deed. Leaving months of pent up aggression to settle in her pussy.

When his knot had finally subsided he pulled out with a fountain of cum following him. Seeing this turned me on beyond all reason. I decided I'd have my fun with her. Not being one to take sloppy seconds, I decided I'd take her ass for the first time. Taking the same position Jasper found so entertaining I lathered up my cock with saliva and without any concern I rammed it deep into her rectum.

The assault on her ass woke her up, and when she did she fought against me trying to get my cock out of her ass. After about five minutes of forceful penetration she finally gave in and let me have my fun.

Without the opposition from my wife, the anal reaming went smoothly, even with the whimpers and whines that escaped her mouth.

After almost an hour of plunging, penetration, spitting, and spreading I was ready to cum. My wife felt it too, because she started to squirm and try to get me out of her. However, that didn't work out like she hoped, because it made me cum all the quicker. When I had finally deposited my semen inside her I pulled out and laid down, the sounds of her sobbing in pain helping me sleep.

The next morning, I woke early for coffee and some cartoons. My wife came screaming down the stairs demanding to know how many times I came in her last night. Apparently when she woke up she had fluids leaking out of every hole and it pissed her off. Laughing on the inside I told her about 5 times. She got huffy and stormed off. Not knowing the truth about what happened last night. I looked at Jasper and smiled. Gave him a pat on the head and said we'd have to do that again soon.

This story is absolutely true, not embelished even a little. I didn't even change the names. If I read an opening line like that I'd be calling Bullshit already, so I get it if you are too. The only Line that would be worse is the penthouse forum staple "I never thought this would be happening to me but it did". Not bad, except EVERY story started the same. Being born with at least one extra Perv gene than most of mankind means I know my penthouse forum, thankfully it also meant that I knew exactly what to do with the opportunity that is the reason for writing this in the first place.
I was 14 when I had my only incest encounter. It remains one of my favorite memories of all time. I can be stroking my cock, not even close to cumming, think about fucking her and I will blow inside of 2 minutes tops. Still has that power even today. At 14 I fucked my 38 year old Aunt Kathy. She was stunningly beautiful at 38, even now at 62 she's beautiful. I was already as developed at 14 as most full grown men Six feet tall then and 190 lbs, very athletic as all my brothers are I didn't look like any 14 year old I grew up with. In fact I fucked 3 adult women before age 18 so it wasn't just my aunt. But she is the one I think about most. My mom was out of town at a wedding so my aunt was watching the house, not babysitting just making sure I didnt throw a rager of a party since I was in high school. Well Kathy bought vodka and was making screwdrivers, and gave me a few.Then asked if I wanted to smoke a joint, we did, and between the weed and vodka I had a huge buzz going. I think my Aunt had been flirting and trying to turn me on all night, but I was oblivious to it. Being buzzed helped, but I never expected Kathy to try and fuck me. Until she stood up and looked me in the eye and said "you better go lock the door, we don't want anyone walking in if we are going to do what I think we are". Then she went in the bathroom to change for bed.I am still totally not getting her drift, and I'm like what did that mean? Somewhere between our front door and my bedroom door the lightbulb went on over my head. My buzz evaporated like it never exsisted in the first place. Instead I was part nervous and suddenly overwhelmingly HORNY like only a teenage boy can get. I stopped dead in my tracks, thought hard a second and said fuck it, I am going for it and literally ran to my mom's room. Empty. My aunt was still changing in the hall bathroom. Going out further out on the limb I was on, I stripped down to my tighty whitey's (hated that fucking style of underwear, Boxer-Briefs for life now) and lay down on the bed. I know leaving my underwear on sounds lame, but I was 14, and still not ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE I even knew she meant us having sex by the comment she made. If I'm wrong and I'm in my undies it's very embarrassing. If I'm wrong, naked and stroking my cock.... well the Peace Core might have been my only choice then, and I am only halfway kidding with that.When Kathy comes out of the bathroom in a silky come fuck me Negligee, the nervousness vanished, my cock suddenly seemed to be bigger than it had ever been (serious, it was incredible, like someone was saying I needed to bring a bit more to bat, awesome pun TOTALLY intended). So now I'm kicking back, grinning like an idiot and pitching a tent so big, Barnum and Baily were trying to set up a fucking circus in my underwear. Now Kathy comes in and sits on the bed, and she's the one seeming nervous. Too fucking late for that shit, I am a 14 year old with a heat seeking missle attached to my crotch. She lays down facing me propped up on one elbow, looking soooo hot, she's talking but it's like hearing every grown up speak in any Charlie Brown cartoon made."Wah Wah wah wah wah". She is trying to backpedal a bit, I think she really thought about the fact that I am not just her nephew but only 14 as well. I lost my virginity at 12, along with most of the kids I hung out with. I'd like to give a shout out to Stephanie(12) and April(11) who made sure we could get that out of the way early and practice a couple of times more after the first one. Looking back at those two girls I realize they must have been molested young, because I swear to you a 12 year old and an 11 year old were getting a train pulled on them in the storage shed at my cousins apartment. Very cool then, more than a little disturbing now. But that's not on me, I just accepted the offer. Back to Aunt Kathy, as she's working up to telling me to leave, I just pounce. I reach out and push her back so she is lying flat on the bed and start kissing her passionately on the mouthmy free hand is in heaven, roaming her womans body hungrily.pulled her C cup tits free I move my mouth to her nipples sucking them then biting gently and pulling them till they snapped back to her tits proper. Nice opening move for a 14 year old, probably bullshit right? Hell no. 3 older brothers and countless hours reading, you guessed it, Penthouse Forum. I am very cerebral, and I have an incredibly vivid imagination. I looked at all the pictures just like everyone else, but I soaked up the stories like no other kid I ever saw. They were great to masturbate to, and oit turns out can serve as a how to manual too!I literally did things that night for no other reason than I had read about others doing it and they sounded fun. I totally blindsided my Aunt, it was epic. in 5 minutes shes not talking about "this is wrong, you should go" she is moaning and opening her legs so I can play with her cunt. Which you could have roasted marshmellows over, it was so hot.I learned to eat pussy on the fly that night, I knew that I should lick down there but not much more than that. But, and this is still super important, just listen to the sounds she makes and how her body moves. Pay attention to the woman and she will let you know when you are doing it right. The Breathing heavy and moaning were huge, but when Kathy grabbed me by the back of my head with both hands, lifted her legs up and open wider, groaning "Oh My God" I knew I was doing something right. So I stayed there, doing it until she pulled me upon top of her, grabbed my cock and lined me up at her version of the gates of heaven. I buried it into her in one thrust. For the record I am totally average. 6 and 1/2 inches. Here is were the story writer is bringing 8, 9 or 10 inch cocks to the table, proving he is full of shit.Those size cocks don't grow on trees, hell, those size cocks ARE trees. So my average cock sank balls deep into the hottest, wettest cunt I think I've ever felt, even to this day. Maybe I got 10 thrusts into her before I felt like I was about to explode. I just stiffened up like a squirrel that 's been dead 3 days. Kathy knew I was going to cum hard thankfully, because the moment I slid inside my Aunt I forgot how to speak English, all I had left was moans and groans. she pushed me out of her and my cum shot everywhere, like an old school sprinkler.I rolled off her, laying on my back, trying to learn how to speak again and waiting for the pounding of my heart to slow. Now I know I'm getting booted out of the room any second, that is bumming me out but only a little bit since it's hard to be sad when you're 14 and you just fucked a beautiful WOMAN, and judging by her moans, did a decent job of it. Then I feel this awesome warmth suround my cock,. Looking down it's Kathy and she is sucking and stroking my cock till it gets hard, which happened the moment her lips wrapped around my cock. We fucked all night. lots of firsts for me. Learned I REALLY LOVE doggy style, and fucked a woman's ass for the first time. Ate her dripping pussy for hours it seemed. To this day my 2 favorite thing are anal and eating pussy.I know I got much better at fucking that night, because I will always remember her scratching my back and saying over and over in a disbelieving voice "my nephews a stallion" That will build a boy's confidence quickly. I had so many fantasies of fucking her regularly, or any time I wanted to. Nope. Never again. If this seems well written, Like someone writing Erotica, thank you. I am an aspiring writer(not erotica) and am actually writing a book now. As soon as I started to right this story out for a super sexy Mom from South Africa, that's you Hanna, I just came out like I was writing a story rather than telling a story about something that happened to me. Hope you enjoyed it Hanna, and/or anyone else that reads it.